Character plot experience system

Chapter 380, more verbose than me
"New plot: (Note: This plot comes from the online novel Laibei Dichlorvos' "Journey to the West".) As a supporting role, your plot is not important. You just need to be caught by a monster and shout "Wukong, come and save me." ! "That's fine, leave the rest to the protagonist, and just lie down. This time the plot is free to play, but the key line must be uttered."

Tang Zang scratched his head: "Have a cup of Dichlorvos? That Sipujie has published a new book? Is he addicted to Huajiepu?"

"Ding, please experience the subject to fall asleep within ten seconds, otherwise the system will force you to fall asleep. The countdown begins..."

Tang Zang lay down on the ground and closed his eyes: "Don't count down the clock, just force it to fall asleep, hurry up."

"Ding, yes, complete the experiencer."

pat~

pat~

Hearing footsteps beside him, Tang Zang opened his eyes,
Seeing Miyako standing beside him, he just wanted to say, "Why are you still awake, Miyako?"

Before he could say it, he saw clearly that Meiyako had her eyes closed.
She is sleepwalking? ?
As soon as the idea came up, Tang Zang immediately vetoed it, because he saw Meiyazi holding the coconut in both hands and holding it above his head.

This is clearly the system's forced sleep method,

The system is really good, changing the method every time to lull him to sleep.

Tang Zang gave Meiyazi a thumbs up: "System, your uncle's."

Bang!
Meiyazi smashed down the high-raised coconut, hitting Tang Zang's Tianling Gai,
Tang Zang stretched his legs and fell asleep, sleeping peacefully.

Miyako turned back to her bed, lay down slowly, and fell asleep.

The lovely Miyako has no idea that she has been used as a tool by the system for a while...

Tang Zang has been electrocuted, typed, and plugged in, but he never thought that he would be hit by a coconut one day.

"Ding, the plot begins. I wish the experiencer will spend every day happily under the torment of various monsters."

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"Master? Master? No way? Senile dementia? Then take Mao's Western Classic!!"

"Master!!"

Ay Ya I gi! !
Tang Zang suddenly opened his eyes, and subconsciously covered his buzzing ears. Then, he saw a furry monkey standing in front of him.

I go……

"Master, I called you just now, why didn't you answer, I thought you were demented."

The monkey... has spoken! ! !

Wait a minute...in Journey to the West...it seems normal for monkeys to talk.

No, why does this monkey know the word "senile dementia"?It seems that this is not a word that can exist in this era, right?
Tang Zang looked down at his clothes. He was wearing cassock, staring at a bald head, and holding a walking stick in his hand...ah no, it was a staff.

I am Tang Sanzang, so this dead monkey who can only talk is Sun Wukong.

"Ding, friendly reminder, Sun Wukong is a human being who traveled through a parallel world, similar in nature to the experiencer."

Oh, so that's why it's no wonder the word "dementia" can come out of his mouth.

So what tone should I use to communicate with him?Confess to him that I also traveled here?No, no, if that's the case, I won't be embarrassed to chant the mantra in the future, so let's communicate with him in the normal tone in the TV series.

correct……

I don't know how to chant curses! ?What if he gets angry and beats me to death with a stick?
"Ding, the system has sent the text of the spell to the brain cortex of the experiencer."

Huh... that's good, having a magic spell is equivalent to an extra life.

Tang Zang: "You monkey, don't mess around, quickly pack your luggage, it's time to go."

"Master, wait a minute, I have something to say."

Sun Wukong squatted on a rock and looked at Tang Zang seriously.

The main character is not in a hurry, so why am I a supporting role?
Tang Zang found a rock, sat down, and said, "Speak, I'll listen."

Sun Wukong got a banana out of nowhere, took a bite, and said slowly, "Don't you think our master and apprentice are not compatible?"

"Oh?"

Tang Zang looked down at what he was wearing, and thought there was nothing wrong with it: "Why?"

Sun Wukong: "You are bald, you have no hair, I am hairy, you are white, I am shiny."

Hearing this, Tang Zang reached out and touched his bald head,
There is a saying that goes like this: When I become bald, I also become stronger.

But... why can't I feel that I have become stronger?

Tang Zang: "Then what do you want?"

I can warn you, don't mess around, I will call... ah no, I will recite the magic spell.

Sun Wukong: "I just want to change into a beautiful dress and wear it for myself. I don't know if it will work?"

Tang Zang looked him up and down,
With so much hair on your body, what you should see and what you should not see are all covered, so there is no need to wear clothes, right?Isn't this just taking off your pants and farting?

Tang Zang: "OK."

Sun Wukong: "Can you become more handsome?"

Tang Zang: ...

Please respect this era, please... Don't use words that cross the era to communicate, I'm afraid I won't be able to pretend...

Tang Zang: "OK."

Sun Wukong: "Can you become more beautiful?"

Tang Zang: "OK."

Sun Wukong: "Is it okay to be handsome and beautiful?"

Tang Zang: "..."

"as long as you are happy."

brush~
Sun Wukong transformed into a beautiful dress,

Not to mention, he looked a little handsome when he put on his clothes.

"Master, can this work?"

Tang Zang: "Yes."

Why do I feel that this monkey is more verbose than Tang Sanzang...

Sun Wukong picked up his luggage: "Okay, let's go, Master."

After all, he carried his luggage and walked ahead to open the way.

On the...road...to...

Why does this Nima sound weird...

Tang Zang observed the surrounding environment, and then followed the pace of Monkey King.

There is no Zhu Bajie yet, no Monk Sha, it should be the beginning of the Journey to the West plot, rescue Monkey King, and then go to Zhu Bajie.

I used to read Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie insisted on marrying Gao Cuilan from Gao Laozhuang, but now I have the opportunity to see what Gao Cuilan looks like, which actually makes Zhu Bajie linger.

Wait a minute... No,

Since it is a book written by Dichlorvos, Gao Cuilan and Zhu Bajie must have had a passionate love story.

When you go back, you must take a good look at the book written by Sipu Street. If you still like to abuse the Lord, I will fight against the purple-patterned Yanyue knife to send him warmth.

"Master, hurry up, you walk really slowly."

Sun Wukong urged ahead.

Tang Zang responded: "Wukong, slow down, I can't keep up with you as a teacher."

Your uncle's dead monkey, you are flying, I walk on two legs, can this be fast?Come on, show me one!I really want to give you a spell right now, so that you can get carried away with pride.

Sun Wukong: "Master, follow up quickly. There are fruit trees ahead, let me get you a peach, let you try something new."

Tang Zang: "Oh, good, come here, come here."

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(End of this chapter)