Character plot experience system

Chapter 391, Acting

I can't be impulsive. I heard that there is a Monkey King next to him who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. I can't afford to provoke that dead monkey. I have to find a way to let Tang Seng come to my door on his own initiative, and make that dead monkey anxious... ...I heard that Tang Seng has always been soft-hearted...

Song Xiaoqian held Yue Xiong for a while, a clever plan came to her mind,
"I have a solution, Tang Sanzang, you will soon be in my pocket, hahaha~"

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On the top of the mountain......

After Monk Sha put down his luggage, he rested his cheeks in a daze,

The mirror in Zhu Bajie's hand is always in his hand, and he takes rouge and water powder to smear on his face all day long,

Li Jie lay flat on the lawn with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, looking at the blue sky and white clouds and thinking about life.

According to the plot, Tang Zang should be chanting scriptures, but he can't, so he is not chanting scriptures, he is... cleaning his ears.

What a peaceful break...

all of a sudden,
Li Jie sat up suddenly, sniffing something, with a serious expression,

He frowned slightly: "Master, be careful, I smell a monster?"

Tang Zang: "?"

Demonic?

Tang Zang was very excited: "Finally there are monsters to harass... no... there are monsters! Wukong, don't scare me as a teacher."

After waiting so long, it's finally here.

Is it a male monster?Or a female monster?Or what about a monster who is neither male nor female?

Tang Zang glanced at the progress bar of cultivation on the screen. Now he has stepped into the fifth rank and is marching towards the position of sixth rank. I believe that after the "Super Speed ​​Boost" is over, he should be able to step into the seventh rank. Jie is still one rank higher.

Li Jie's strength is really only the sixth rank?No, Li Jie's strength in "Journey to the West" is not as good as this. His cultivation is just sealed. If he is not sealed, his cultivation should be between the eighth and ninth ranks. (If you haven't watched "Journey to the West", please take this passage as fart.)
Li Jie: "Master, don't worry, with me here, monsters dare not do anything to you."

My hands have been itchy for so long, and I can finally fight today. I hope the monster is not too weak, otherwise it will be boring.

Just when Li Jie was about to flex his muscles, Tang Zang's words caught him off guard.

Tang Zang: "Wukong, you are hungry, hurry up and find peaches to eat, don't sit here."

Li Jie: "Huh? Master, I'm not hungry."

Tang Zang stared: "No, you are hungry."

'Finally, a monster came, how dare it do it while you are here?Can't you let me play around before you beat it to death? '

Li Jie understood Tang Zang's meaning, and blinked at Tang Zang to express his own meaning...

'But if I leave, what will you do if you get caught? '

Tang Zang stared again,

'You know what a fart, it's exciting to be caught!You have to remember, after I was taken away, you have to wait for one... oh no, two sticks of incense to come and rescue me. '

Li Jie scratched his head, not understanding Tang Zang.

'Why wait for two sticks of incense? '

Tang Zang touched his bald head,

'Just do what you want, why ask so many questions? '

Li Jie spread his hands,

'Okay, as long as you like it. '

After finishing the dumb words, Tangzang suit coughed: "Ahem, Wukong, why don't you hurry up and find some peaches to eat?"

Li Jie: "Good Master, I'll go right away."

The conversation between master and apprentice made Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha look sideways. They felt that there was something in the conversation between Tang Zang and Li Jie, but it seemed normal, so they didn't think much about it. make up.

Just when Li Jie was about to leave...

A woman dressed as a village girl passed by in front of the four masters and apprentices.
Li Jie scratched his head,
Are monsters so blatant now?Am I leaving now?or not to go?If he left, he would look dumb. If he didn't leave, would Tang Zang be angry?
Forget it, let's not go, the big deal is not to interfere.

Although Tang Zang didn't have sharp eyes, he could tell at a glance that this village girl was transformed from a monster. In the barren mountains and wild mountains, where did the village girl come from?Even if you think about it with a pig's brain, you know something is wrong.

Seeing the "village girl" passing by, Tang Zang was very excited,
It's a female monster, it's really... so exciting!
The village girl purposely glanced at the four master and apprentice, then fixed on Tang Zang, thinking to herself...

This is Tang Seng, right?Sure enough, it's handsome enough, look at this thin skin and tender meat, it must be delicious.

Ok, now to start my plan.

then……

She accidentally bumped into a rock with her dress and fell,
"Ouch~ Ouch~ It hurts to death~"

Tang Zang:. . .

Such clumsy acting.

Li Jie: ...

What an obvious trap.

Tang Zang, Li Jie: What kind of brains do you have to be fooled by her...

Hearing the cry, Zhu Bajie put down the mirror, looked at the indifferent people beside him, and said disdainfully: "You just watch? Aren't you going to help others? If you don't go, I'll go."

Tang Zang, Li Jie: ...

Pig brains.

After finally having a chance to be targeted by monsters, how could Tang Zang give in to the pig?
He immediately pulled Zhu Bajie back: "Let me go as a teacher."

Zhu Bajie: "Oh."

You didn’t go just now, you only want to go after I go, and you have to be an eminent monk, bah.It is clearly greedy for beauty.

Tang Zang walked to the side of the "village girl" with a smile: "Female benefactor, are you okay?"

Li Jie knew that he had to cooperate with Tang Zang at this time, he immediately shouted at Tang Zang: "Master, don't go there, it's dangerous, she's a monster!"

Zhu Bajie:? ? ?

Monk Sha:! ! !

You didn't shout just now, you shouted after the master passed, dead monkey, you are poisonous!
The "village girl" stopped pretending, stood up suddenly and grabbed Tang Zang's sleeve, and laughed three times: "Hahaha, I just found out now, it's too late!"

When Tang Zang was caught by Song Xiaoqian, Tang Zang felt that there were two balls of "cotton" staring at him behind him, and he immediately rolled his eyes... It wasn't that he fainted from fright, it was... a really enjoyable feeling.

When Li Jie saw Tang Zang's expression, he felt a burst of envy in his heart, but he still had to show the expression that should be shown. He had an expression of inexhaustible anger: "Monster, let my master go!"

Song Xiaoqian was very proud: "Wait until you find me!"

After finishing speaking, she waved her hand, creating a hurricane, confusing everyone's eyes,

It's time for Tang Zang to shout out his key lines.

"Wukong!! Save me as a teacher!!"

The voice fell, the hurricane disappeared, Song Xiaoqian and Tang Zang disappeared, leaving only Tang Zang's voice of "Wukong, save me" wandering in the mountains.

Li Jie looked angry: "Monster, my old grandson will take you in!"

After all, he jumped up and disappeared into the sky,

In the eyes of Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, Li Jie went to save Tang Zang, but in fact...

He flew to the nearby banana grove, ate the bananas leisurely, while counting the time, when the time came, he could "save" Tangzang back.

Poor Song Xiaoqian didn't know that she was played by the master and the apprentice, and she was still complacent that she had caught Tang Zang.

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(End of this chapter)