Character plot experience system
Chapter 394, unfortunately not human
Chapter 394, unfortunately not human
Li Jie:. . . . .
Are you so full?
Tang Zang: "So, don't litter casually, do you understand?"
Li Jie: "Understood."
Tang Zang: "Well, it's good to understand. Being a teacher is not teaching you, but teaching you. It is said that one day is a teacher and one life is a father, and it is said that the son does not teach the father's fault, so it is my responsibility to teach you. "
Li Jie:. . .
I suspect you're taking advantage of me, and I have proof.
After the four masters and apprentices went down the mountain, they continued along a dirt road.
approaching evening,
When Tang Zang thought he was going to sleep under the tree again tonight, he saw a mansion not far away, which looked majestic and majestic. It was the house of a rich family.
The four walked to the door of the mansion,
Zhu Bajie volunteered: "Master, I'll knock on the door."
Before he took two steps, he was grabbed by Tang Zang: "Let me be the teacher, look at the powder on your face, it can be scraped off to make steamed stuffed buns."
"Oh."
Zhu Bajie retreated behind Li Jie, continuing to play with rouge and gouache.
Tang Zang was walking in front of the door. This kind of thing had to be done in person. Tang Zang was worried about letting the three of them come. If they frightened others and they refused to let them live, wouldn't they have to sleep in the wild?
dong dong dong,
Tang Zang knocked on the door,
Not long after, the door opened with a "squeak".
Tang Zang clasped his hands together, bowed slightly, and directly explained his origin and purpose.
"Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to seek the scriptures. He passed by here and would like to stay here for one night. Is it possible?"
It was a woman who opened the door. She looked Tang Zang up and down, and then looked at the people behind Tang Zang. She looked very calm, as if she had expected that someone would come to stay overnight today.
"So that's it, everyone, please come in. There is a stable in the backyard, you can put this horse in the stable."
"Amitabha, thank you very much."
With a thank you, Tang Zang looked up at the woman and sighed in his heart,
The charm is still there, she should be a beauty when she was young.
The woman led the way, Tang Zang entered the door first, Li Jie followed closely behind, Zhu Bajie led the horse to the backyard, Monk Sha carried the luggage and followed behind Li Jie.
In the hall...
Zhu Bajie arranged the white dragon horse and came to the hall, standing behind Tang Zang, Li Jie sat next to Tang Sanzang and drank tea.
The woman sat on the main seat and said: "My surname is Jia. My husband died early, leaving me and my three daughters to live in this big house. The family is rich and comfortable. It's just that there is no man in the family. Instead of going to a complete family, how about a few elders staying and being my door-to-door son-in-law?"
Um? ?
Want a man right from the start?
How horny are you?
Li Jie looked at Mrs. Jia again, his golden eyes flashed, and he knew it, so it was like this.
"Amitabha." Tang Zang pretended to be reserved: "No, no..."
The plot of asking for a man is so familiar... Wait a minute... Isn't this the plot of Avalokitesvara testing the scripture learners?
Hearing the woman's words, Zhu Bajie put down the mirror and said: "If you want me to marry your daughter, then I have to see if your daughter is good-looking. If she is ugly, then I am at a loss?"
"Brother!"
Monk Sha stared at Zhu Bajie with wide eyes, not believing that his second senior brother could say such a thing.
"Wujing."
Tang Zang glanced at Monk Sha, shook his head,
It's good for him to suffer from this pig's head, and he will have a long memory.
"Master, senior brother, he... oh!"
Monk Sha sighed heavily, resentful that iron could not be made into steel.
Mrs. Jia rolled her eyes, stood up and said: "This elder is right, since he wants to marry my daughter, how can he not see her?"
As she said that, she rushed to the door of the inner door and shouted: "Daughter, come out."
After the words were finished, three beautiful girls came in, standing side by side, looking at them shyly.
When Zhu Bajie saw the three girls, his saliva was about to flow down, his eyes were looking back and forth at the three girls.
"Amitabha."
Tang Zang said a Buddhist name, pretending to close his eyes, but in fact he was watching secretly, sighing in his heart,
Alas, what a beautiful girl, it's a pity that none of them are human.
Monk Sha cast a glance at the three women, not interested.
Li Jie watched these three girls with great interest, the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Puxian, and Manjusri, transformed.
"Come on, let me introduce you. This is my eldest daughter. She is 20 years old and her name is Zhenzhen."
The girl in red took a step forward, saluted shyly, and then took a step back.
Mrs. Jia continued: "This is my second daughter, named Ai Ai, this year."
The girl in the yellow dress took a step forward, bowed her knees slightly and put her hands on the right side of her abdomen to salute. After smiling sweetly, she stood back to her original position.
"This is my third daughter..."
"Mother, let me say it myself." The girl in green stepped forward and smiled shyly in front of Zhu Bajie, "My name is Lian Lian, and I am 16 years old this year."
After finishing speaking, he blinked at Li Jie before backing away.
Li Jie's stomach was churning. Did he know that this 16-year-old young girl was transformed into an old virgin Bodhisattva who had lived for thousands of years.
Being discharged by such a person, I almost spit out the food I ate 500 years ago.
It is true that Guanyin has changed, Aiai is Puxian Bodhisattva, Lianlian is Manjusri Bodhisattva, as for Mrs. Jia, I don’t know which god changed it.
"Okay, you all leave."
"Yes, mother."
The three bodhisattvas who had turned into girls left the hall, and Mrs. Jia sat back on the main seat and said, "You have met and met, are you all staying to be my son-in-law?"
"Amitabha." Tang Zang said: "The monks have cut off the mortal world, how can we marry a wife? What's more, poor monks have the important task of learning scriptures, Amitabha."
If you really want to stay and marry, it will really be over.
Monk Sha said firmly: "I will not stay!"
"Humph! I don't know how to lift up!"
Mrs. Jia slapped the table, walked to the door, paused, turned her head and said coldly: "If you don't be my son-in-law, I will kick you all out!"
After saying that, he walked out of the door and turned away from the sight of several people.
Monk Sha: "Master, it's a big deal that we go out to sleep outside, who cares about her house!"
Tang Zang pretended to be helpless and shook his head, but in his heart he admired this "Mrs. Jia".
This acting is okay, it's a pity not to go to Hollywood, and pass by the statuette.
"Junior Brother Sha, don't be impulsive."
Zhu Bajie stepped forward and said: "Master, let me discuss with them, maybe they will let us stay."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Tang Zang's consent, he turned around and ran out.
Tang Zang didn't bother to persuade, Zhu Bajie said "discussing and discussing" is to discuss how to marry three wives.
At this time, Li Jie put down his teacup, stood up and said, "Master, I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back soon."
The voice fell, and strode out.
He knew that those women were transformed by Bodhisattvas, and Li Jie didn't intend to tell Zhu Bajie.He guessed that Zhu Bajie knew that those people were Bodhisattvas, but he was just pretending to be lewd.
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(End of this chapter)
Li Jie:. . . . .
Are you so full?
Tang Zang: "So, don't litter casually, do you understand?"
Li Jie: "Understood."
Tang Zang: "Well, it's good to understand. Being a teacher is not teaching you, but teaching you. It is said that one day is a teacher and one life is a father, and it is said that the son does not teach the father's fault, so it is my responsibility to teach you. "
Li Jie:. . .
I suspect you're taking advantage of me, and I have proof.
After the four masters and apprentices went down the mountain, they continued along a dirt road.
approaching evening,
When Tang Zang thought he was going to sleep under the tree again tonight, he saw a mansion not far away, which looked majestic and majestic. It was the house of a rich family.
The four walked to the door of the mansion,
Zhu Bajie volunteered: "Master, I'll knock on the door."
Before he took two steps, he was grabbed by Tang Zang: "Let me be the teacher, look at the powder on your face, it can be scraped off to make steamed stuffed buns."
"Oh."
Zhu Bajie retreated behind Li Jie, continuing to play with rouge and gouache.
Tang Zang was walking in front of the door. This kind of thing had to be done in person. Tang Zang was worried about letting the three of them come. If they frightened others and they refused to let them live, wouldn't they have to sleep in the wild?
dong dong dong,
Tang Zang knocked on the door,
Not long after, the door opened with a "squeak".
Tang Zang clasped his hands together, bowed slightly, and directly explained his origin and purpose.
"Amitabha, the poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and went to the west to seek the scriptures. He passed by here and would like to stay here for one night. Is it possible?"
It was a woman who opened the door. She looked Tang Zang up and down, and then looked at the people behind Tang Zang. She looked very calm, as if she had expected that someone would come to stay overnight today.
"So that's it, everyone, please come in. There is a stable in the backyard, you can put this horse in the stable."
"Amitabha, thank you very much."
With a thank you, Tang Zang looked up at the woman and sighed in his heart,
The charm is still there, she should be a beauty when she was young.
The woman led the way, Tang Zang entered the door first, Li Jie followed closely behind, Zhu Bajie led the horse to the backyard, Monk Sha carried the luggage and followed behind Li Jie.
In the hall...
Zhu Bajie arranged the white dragon horse and came to the hall, standing behind Tang Zang, Li Jie sat next to Tang Sanzang and drank tea.
The woman sat on the main seat and said: "My surname is Jia. My husband died early, leaving me and my three daughters to live in this big house. The family is rich and comfortable. It's just that there is no man in the family. Instead of going to a complete family, how about a few elders staying and being my door-to-door son-in-law?"
Um? ?
Want a man right from the start?
How horny are you?
Li Jie looked at Mrs. Jia again, his golden eyes flashed, and he knew it, so it was like this.
"Amitabha." Tang Zang pretended to be reserved: "No, no..."
The plot of asking for a man is so familiar... Wait a minute... Isn't this the plot of Avalokitesvara testing the scripture learners?
Hearing the woman's words, Zhu Bajie put down the mirror and said: "If you want me to marry your daughter, then I have to see if your daughter is good-looking. If she is ugly, then I am at a loss?"
"Brother!"
Monk Sha stared at Zhu Bajie with wide eyes, not believing that his second senior brother could say such a thing.
"Wujing."
Tang Zang glanced at Monk Sha, shook his head,
It's good for him to suffer from this pig's head, and he will have a long memory.
"Master, senior brother, he... oh!"
Monk Sha sighed heavily, resentful that iron could not be made into steel.
Mrs. Jia rolled her eyes, stood up and said: "This elder is right, since he wants to marry my daughter, how can he not see her?"
As she said that, she rushed to the door of the inner door and shouted: "Daughter, come out."
After the words were finished, three beautiful girls came in, standing side by side, looking at them shyly.
When Zhu Bajie saw the three girls, his saliva was about to flow down, his eyes were looking back and forth at the three girls.
"Amitabha."
Tang Zang said a Buddhist name, pretending to close his eyes, but in fact he was watching secretly, sighing in his heart,
Alas, what a beautiful girl, it's a pity that none of them are human.
Monk Sha cast a glance at the three women, not interested.
Li Jie watched these three girls with great interest, the three Bodhisattvas, Guanyin, Puxian, and Manjusri, transformed.
"Come on, let me introduce you. This is my eldest daughter. She is 20 years old and her name is Zhenzhen."
The girl in red took a step forward, saluted shyly, and then took a step back.
Mrs. Jia continued: "This is my second daughter, named Ai Ai, this year."
The girl in the yellow dress took a step forward, bowed her knees slightly and put her hands on the right side of her abdomen to salute. After smiling sweetly, she stood back to her original position.
"This is my third daughter..."
"Mother, let me say it myself." The girl in green stepped forward and smiled shyly in front of Zhu Bajie, "My name is Lian Lian, and I am 16 years old this year."
After finishing speaking, he blinked at Li Jie before backing away.
Li Jie's stomach was churning. Did he know that this 16-year-old young girl was transformed into an old virgin Bodhisattva who had lived for thousands of years.
Being discharged by such a person, I almost spit out the food I ate 500 years ago.
It is true that Guanyin has changed, Aiai is Puxian Bodhisattva, Lianlian is Manjusri Bodhisattva, as for Mrs. Jia, I don’t know which god changed it.
"Okay, you all leave."
"Yes, mother."
The three bodhisattvas who had turned into girls left the hall, and Mrs. Jia sat back on the main seat and said, "You have met and met, are you all staying to be my son-in-law?"
"Amitabha." Tang Zang said: "The monks have cut off the mortal world, how can we marry a wife? What's more, poor monks have the important task of learning scriptures, Amitabha."
If you really want to stay and marry, it will really be over.
Monk Sha said firmly: "I will not stay!"
"Humph! I don't know how to lift up!"
Mrs. Jia slapped the table, walked to the door, paused, turned her head and said coldly: "If you don't be my son-in-law, I will kick you all out!"
After saying that, he walked out of the door and turned away from the sight of several people.
Monk Sha: "Master, it's a big deal that we go out to sleep outside, who cares about her house!"
Tang Zang pretended to be helpless and shook his head, but in his heart he admired this "Mrs. Jia".
This acting is okay, it's a pity not to go to Hollywood, and pass by the statuette.
"Junior Brother Sha, don't be impulsive."
Zhu Bajie stepped forward and said: "Master, let me discuss with them, maybe they will let us stay."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for Tang Zang's consent, he turned around and ran out.
Tang Zang didn't bother to persuade, Zhu Bajie said "discussing and discussing" is to discuss how to marry three wives.
At this time, Li Jie put down his teacup, stood up and said, "Master, I'm going out for a while, and I'll be back soon."
The voice fell, and strode out.
He knew that those women were transformed by Bodhisattvas, and Li Jie didn't intend to tell Zhu Bajie.He guessed that Zhu Bajie knew that those people were Bodhisattvas, but he was just pretending to be lewd.
………………
………………
(End of this chapter)
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