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Chapter 406, not only can't beat... but also...
Chapter 406, not only can't beat... but also...
Monk Sha's hand holding the chopsticks froze in the air, staring blankly at the dining table.
It took less than a quarter of an hour from sitting down to picking up the chopsticks, and the plates on the table were cleaner than Monk Sha's face.
Li Jie only took a few mouthfuls of food, Monk Sha didn't eat a single mouthful.
The key is that Zhu Bajie and Tang Zang are still not satisfied and are not full.
Zhu Bajie stretched out three fingers: "I'm only half full if I don't eat this meal."
Tang Zang: "Bajie, you can eat too much, who will dare to give you a vegetarian meal in the future. I am half full, how can you eat?"
Monk Sha: ...
Li Jie: What right do you have to criticize others! !
"Wukong, go and ask the maid outside to serve another table of vegetarian food, one table is not enough for Bajie to eat."
Zhu Bajie: ...
Li Jie shook his head helplessly, put down his chopsticks and went out to let the maid come in to clear the table, and then serve another table.
When the maid came in, she saw that Zhu Bajie was licking the plate, while Tang Zang was chanting sutras with Buddhist beads, and Monk Sha was grunting. The maid thought it was the oily pig who ate up the food.
When clearing the table, her contemptuous gaze fell behind Zhu Bajie, until finally another table of food was served. Before the maid left, she looked at Tang Zang for a long time and left reluctantly. She had such a thought in her heart: no Thinking of how handsome that frail monk is, how could there be such a handsome man in the world?No, no... I'm going to faint...
"Come here! Xiao Hua fainted!"
"Quick! Help her into the house first!"
"Quickly ask the apprentice of the imperial physician's apprentice to come and have a look."
Royal doctor, these maids are not qualified to let the imperial doctor see a doctor. Many maids and maids died because they did not get timely medical treatment. Here, the maids died as well. They just dug a hole and buried them. No one will show mercy they.
………………
After the food was served, it was another scene of fierce dogs grabbing food. Tang Zang and Zhu Bajie ate up most of the five tables of food, and Li Jie and Monk Sha were almost full.
Li Jie really doubted that Tang Zang's five-point fullness just now...was a lie!If you are half full, you can still eat four tables of meals. Your belly is full of rice!
Zhu Bajie and Tang Zang patted their bellies with satisfaction.
"It's been a long time since I've eaten so much."
"It's been a long time since I had such a good meal, it's really enjoyable."
Li Jie: ...
Monk Sha: ...
I have never seen such a person who can eat so much, especially Tang Zang who eats more than a pig, yes, more than that pig named Zhu Bajie.
After a short rest, Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-toothed rake and said, "Junior Brother Sha, let's go! Let's catch the demon!"
After all, he went out first, and just looking at his back gave him the feeling that a strong man was gone forever.
"Second Senior Brother, wait for me."
Monk Sha picked up the Demon Subduing Staff and hurriedly followed.
"Go early and come back early!"
Tang Zang yelled at the backs of the two, and the backs of the two gradually came into view before he turned around and looked at Li Jie who was eating bananas: "Li Jie, are they all right?"
Li Jie: "You don't have confidence in them?"
Tang Zang was a little worried: "Yes, with their three-legged cat kung fu, can they beat the yellow-robed monster?"
After eating the bananas in two bites, Li Jie said, "Don't worry. Not only will they not be able to defeat them, but they will even run away."
Tang Zang: ...
"Li Jie, go and see them, lest they be beaten by monsters. I am safe in the palace."
Li Jie glanced at him, and then at his chubby belly, which looked like it was pregnant in August.
This Tang Zang must be trying to distract me so that he can go to court maids by himself, right?
"What are you doing looking at me like that? Go quickly."
Tang Zang said anxiously,
If you don't leave, how can I eat, drink and have fun, my sister-in-law.
"Okay, then I'm leaving."
Li Jie picked up the golden cudgel, jumped up, and disappeared from Tang Zang's sight.
After Li Jie left,
Tang Zang immediately asked someone to take him to the palace. As the saying goes, if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live to 99.
In the eyes of others, he is taking a walk after dinner, but in fact...he is looking for a target,
The maids in Baoxiang Kingdom are all average, not many good-looking ones.
By the way, I am confused, the beautiful ones have become the emperor's harem, which round will get me, forget it, just find a few good-looking ones and strike, it will be difficult to strike when Li Jie comes back.
………………
the other side…………
Li Jie caught up with Zhu Bajie and the two, transformed into a mosquito and stayed on Zhu Bajie's hat, and he would strike again when necessary.
"Second senior brother, can we beat that yellow-robed monster?"
Monk Sha had no idea. After all, his strength was already low when he was in the Heavenly Court. After being demoted to the mortal world, his strength dropped to another level, so he was afraid that he would not be a monster opponent.
Zhu Bajie encouraged: "Junior Brother Sha, what are you worried about? We are descended from the sky. Although our strength is not as good as before, it is not easy to deal with a monster."
"Brother is right."
Monk Sha agreed. After thinking about it carefully, he felt that what Zhu Bajie said was very reasonable. They are all generals of the Heavenly Court. Although they are in the past tense, even if they can't kill the monsters, they can still escape!
If Zhu Bajie knew what Monk Sha was thinking, Zhu Bajie would definitely beat him up first!
I encourage you and give you the confidence to fight monsters, but you still want to run away! ?
The two chatted without saying a word, while walking towards Wanzi Mountain.
After a stick of incense, the two came to Wanzi Mountain to find the Boyue Cave. Looking at the gate without the guard of the little demon, the two felt suspicious.
Why is there no demon?Wouldn't he know that Grandpa Pig is coming, so he should hide?
"Junior Brother Sha, you call the formation, that monster must be hiding in the cave!"
Monk Sha nodded, took a step forward and yelled at the entrance of the cave: "The monsters in the cave come out quickly and die!"
After counting interest...
Ka Ka Ka
The cave door came, and the yellow-robed monster walked out, looked at the two of them, and said in a deep voice, "Who are you waiting for!"
Zhu Bajie took a step forward dragging the nine-toothed rake: "Don't worry about who we are, as long as you hand over the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, we'll go. Why don't we cross the river? I'll go my way, and you will be your monster." , have nothing to do with each other from now on, how?"
The yellow-robed monster smiled instead of being angry, looked at Zhu Bajie carefully up and down, a little confused, looked carefully again, and smiled: "You are Zhu Bajie, right? Not only are you stupid, but you are also ugly."
"you you you you you…………"
Zhu Bajie stuttered angrily. When he heard the first sentence, he thought he was so famous that all the monsters knew him. Before he started to feel complacent, he was very angry by the second sentence.
"My old pig is so handsome, you say I'm ugly, I've never seen the world before!"
Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed rake and shouted, "Junior Brother Sha, come on! Show him some color!"
"Okay!" Monk Sha swung the demon-subduing staff and rushed forward: "Monster! Eat me!"
Zhu Bajie also rushed forward, two against one, no matter how you look at it, he can't lose!
………………
........................
(End of this chapter)
Monk Sha's hand holding the chopsticks froze in the air, staring blankly at the dining table.
It took less than a quarter of an hour from sitting down to picking up the chopsticks, and the plates on the table were cleaner than Monk Sha's face.
Li Jie only took a few mouthfuls of food, Monk Sha didn't eat a single mouthful.
The key is that Zhu Bajie and Tang Zang are still not satisfied and are not full.
Zhu Bajie stretched out three fingers: "I'm only half full if I don't eat this meal."
Tang Zang: "Bajie, you can eat too much, who will dare to give you a vegetarian meal in the future. I am half full, how can you eat?"
Monk Sha: ...
Li Jie: What right do you have to criticize others! !
"Wukong, go and ask the maid outside to serve another table of vegetarian food, one table is not enough for Bajie to eat."
Zhu Bajie: ...
Li Jie shook his head helplessly, put down his chopsticks and went out to let the maid come in to clear the table, and then serve another table.
When the maid came in, she saw that Zhu Bajie was licking the plate, while Tang Zang was chanting sutras with Buddhist beads, and Monk Sha was grunting. The maid thought it was the oily pig who ate up the food.
When clearing the table, her contemptuous gaze fell behind Zhu Bajie, until finally another table of food was served. Before the maid left, she looked at Tang Zang for a long time and left reluctantly. She had such a thought in her heart: no Thinking of how handsome that frail monk is, how could there be such a handsome man in the world?No, no... I'm going to faint...
"Come here! Xiao Hua fainted!"
"Quick! Help her into the house first!"
"Quickly ask the apprentice of the imperial physician's apprentice to come and have a look."
Royal doctor, these maids are not qualified to let the imperial doctor see a doctor. Many maids and maids died because they did not get timely medical treatment. Here, the maids died as well. They just dug a hole and buried them. No one will show mercy they.
………………
After the food was served, it was another scene of fierce dogs grabbing food. Tang Zang and Zhu Bajie ate up most of the five tables of food, and Li Jie and Monk Sha were almost full.
Li Jie really doubted that Tang Zang's five-point fullness just now...was a lie!If you are half full, you can still eat four tables of meals. Your belly is full of rice!
Zhu Bajie and Tang Zang patted their bellies with satisfaction.
"It's been a long time since I've eaten so much."
"It's been a long time since I had such a good meal, it's really enjoyable."
Li Jie: ...
Monk Sha: ...
I have never seen such a person who can eat so much, especially Tang Zang who eats more than a pig, yes, more than that pig named Zhu Bajie.
After a short rest, Zhu Bajie picked up the nine-toothed rake and said, "Junior Brother Sha, let's go! Let's catch the demon!"
After all, he went out first, and just looking at his back gave him the feeling that a strong man was gone forever.
"Second Senior Brother, wait for me."
Monk Sha picked up the Demon Subduing Staff and hurriedly followed.
"Go early and come back early!"
Tang Zang yelled at the backs of the two, and the backs of the two gradually came into view before he turned around and looked at Li Jie who was eating bananas: "Li Jie, are they all right?"
Li Jie: "You don't have confidence in them?"
Tang Zang was a little worried: "Yes, with their three-legged cat kung fu, can they beat the yellow-robed monster?"
After eating the bananas in two bites, Li Jie said, "Don't worry. Not only will they not be able to defeat them, but they will even run away."
Tang Zang: ...
"Li Jie, go and see them, lest they be beaten by monsters. I am safe in the palace."
Li Jie glanced at him, and then at his chubby belly, which looked like it was pregnant in August.
This Tang Zang must be trying to distract me so that he can go to court maids by himself, right?
"What are you doing looking at me like that? Go quickly."
Tang Zang said anxiously,
If you don't leave, how can I eat, drink and have fun, my sister-in-law.
"Okay, then I'm leaving."
Li Jie picked up the golden cudgel, jumped up, and disappeared from Tang Zang's sight.
After Li Jie left,
Tang Zang immediately asked someone to take him to the palace. As the saying goes, if you walk a hundred steps after a meal, you will live to 99.
In the eyes of others, he is taking a walk after dinner, but in fact...he is looking for a target,
The maids in Baoxiang Kingdom are all average, not many good-looking ones.
By the way, I am confused, the beautiful ones have become the emperor's harem, which round will get me, forget it, just find a few good-looking ones and strike, it will be difficult to strike when Li Jie comes back.
………………
the other side…………
Li Jie caught up with Zhu Bajie and the two, transformed into a mosquito and stayed on Zhu Bajie's hat, and he would strike again when necessary.
"Second senior brother, can we beat that yellow-robed monster?"
Monk Sha had no idea. After all, his strength was already low when he was in the Heavenly Court. After being demoted to the mortal world, his strength dropped to another level, so he was afraid that he would not be a monster opponent.
Zhu Bajie encouraged: "Junior Brother Sha, what are you worried about? We are descended from the sky. Although our strength is not as good as before, it is not easy to deal with a monster."
"Brother is right."
Monk Sha agreed. After thinking about it carefully, he felt that what Zhu Bajie said was very reasonable. They are all generals of the Heavenly Court. Although they are in the past tense, even if they can't kill the monsters, they can still escape!
If Zhu Bajie knew what Monk Sha was thinking, Zhu Bajie would definitely beat him up first!
I encourage you and give you the confidence to fight monsters, but you still want to run away! ?
The two chatted without saying a word, while walking towards Wanzi Mountain.
After a stick of incense, the two came to Wanzi Mountain to find the Boyue Cave. Looking at the gate without the guard of the little demon, the two felt suspicious.
Why is there no demon?Wouldn't he know that Grandpa Pig is coming, so he should hide?
"Junior Brother Sha, you call the formation, that monster must be hiding in the cave!"
Monk Sha nodded, took a step forward and yelled at the entrance of the cave: "The monsters in the cave come out quickly and die!"
After counting interest...
Ka Ka Ka
The cave door came, and the yellow-robed monster walked out, looked at the two of them, and said in a deep voice, "Who are you waiting for!"
Zhu Bajie took a step forward dragging the nine-toothed rake: "Don't worry about who we are, as long as you hand over the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom, we'll go. Why don't we cross the river? I'll go my way, and you will be your monster." , have nothing to do with each other from now on, how?"
The yellow-robed monster smiled instead of being angry, looked at Zhu Bajie carefully up and down, a little confused, looked carefully again, and smiled: "You are Zhu Bajie, right? Not only are you stupid, but you are also ugly."
"you you you you you…………"
Zhu Bajie stuttered angrily. When he heard the first sentence, he thought he was so famous that all the monsters knew him. Before he started to feel complacent, he was very angry by the second sentence.
"My old pig is so handsome, you say I'm ugly, I've never seen the world before!"
Zhu Bajie raised the nine-toothed rake and shouted, "Junior Brother Sha, come on! Show him some color!"
"Okay!" Monk Sha swung the demon-subduing staff and rushed forward: "Monster! Eat me!"
Zhu Bajie also rushed forward, two against one, no matter how you look at it, he can't lose!
………………
........................
(End of this chapter)
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