Character plot experience system

Chapter 423, Tongtian River (Part [-])
The king of inspiration asks the village to provide two children to feed him every year, otherwise the village will be in trouble.And this year it was time to go to their house to offer offerings to the two children, so the uncle asked if he could ask them to help take over the inspiration king.

Tang Zang was the most excited when he heard that there was a monster. When he found out it was a male monster, he lost interest, so he simply agreed to let Li Jie settle the matter so that he could continue cooking.

Hearing that they agreed to catch the monster, the uncle was naturally happy, and hurriedly cooked more rice and fried a few more dishes to entertain them, but who knows...

They are even scarier than the King of Inspiration. They cook rice too fast. Before the uncle is full, they have already cooked ten pots of rice. It seems that they are not full yet.

Only then did the uncle realize that he was leading a wolf into the house.

Li Jie picked up a vegetable, said while eating: "Please forgive me, we haven't eaten for a long time."

Monk Sha finished eating a bowl of rice, filled another bowl of rice, and said, "That's right, and there's no certainty when the next meal will be available."

The former Monk Sha didn't understand why Zhu Bajie loved eating so much, until he ate peaches for two months, he understood this feeling, the feeling of cooking is really refreshing.

Zhu Bajie was cooking all the time without stopping, so he didn't want to talk too much at all, he just wanted to concentrate on cooking.

Li Jie agreed with Monk Sha's words: "Yes, this is called a one-time investment, please make another one according to the one just now."

Uncle: ………

This... this, this... What kind of evil did I do...

The uncle cried bitterly, hating himself for not leading wolves into the house.

………The next day…………

morning…………

The uncle was washing the dishes, weeping, and looked up at the four people who came out of the house: "Everyone, monks, are you full?"

From eating last night until midnight, and then waking up in the morning, I had another meal, and my uncle's six-month ration for next year was gone. Uncle, it was a pain.

Tang Zang licked his lower lip: "So-so, thank you for the hospitality, Wukong, pack up and get ready to go."

Uncle:! ! !
The uncle hurriedly grabbed Tang Zang's thigh: "Eminent Monk, didn't you promise me that you would help catch the demon when you are full? You have eaten my year's ration, so you can't just leave after eating like this."

Tang Zang touched his bald head and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I had too much fun eating and forgot about it. Wukong, you find a way to get rid of that king of inspiration."

Li Jie:. . . . .

You are the fastest to eat, and you can push it to me if you have something to do. Your uncle's Tang Zang is really good.

"I miss you, what kind of inspiration king wants to eat boys and girls? Pig and I will become boys and girls respectively, and then go over and do that evildoer, won't it be over?"

As soon as the uncle heard it, he knew that the food was not eaten in vain: "Eminent monk, are you still going to change?"

Li Jie: "It goes without saying, why don't you hurry up and call your child?"

"Okay, monk, wait a moment."

The uncle ran out in a hurry,

Not long after, the uncle came back with his two children.

The four masters and apprentices looked at the uncle,

Tang Zang touched his bald head, confused: "Benefactor, didn't you say to bring your children here, why did you bring your parents here?"

Uncle: ……………

Uncle: "What parents? These are my conjoined twins, left dragon and right phoenix. These are my two children."

Tang Zang:. . . . .

Why do I look at this Siamese twins more like a monster than a monster.

This pair of conjoined twins... How can I describe it... They are very ugly and very old. At first glance, it feels like looking at a monster. At the second glance... they are still monsters. In short... they are old and old Ugly, ugly to the limit, but imagine, when Ruhua and Sister Feng are together...

Li Jie glanced at it and gave a thumbs up: "There is a set, I haven't noticed that it's conjoined."

His words sounded more or less different.

Zhu Bajie made up the powder, and when he saw the conjoined twins, he almost dropped the rouge box in his hand, and his eyes were filled with tears...

After so many years... I finally... finally found someone uglier than me.

Zhu Bajie's sense of superiority immediately came up: "How did your wife give birth to such a stuff!?"

Uncle: "You eminent monks don't know something. When my wife was giving birth, I thought that she would be eaten by monsters anyway, so I decided to give birth to something strange."

Tang Zang:. . . . . .

What kind of freak is your wife, can you control what kind of children you can give birth to?

Li Jie scratched his head: "But, it will be difficult for us to change in this way."

Dare to say that you can change into an individual, become a conjoined body, how the hell can this be changed?
The uncle cupped his hands again and again: "I have to thank you two eminent monks."

I don't care how you change, after eating my meal, you have to help solve the trouble.

Tang Zang: "Wukong, you are so powerful, is it possible that you still can't conjure up a pregnancy?"

Li Jie: "It's agreed that I and the pig's head will change together, this conjoined body... what should I do?"

Monk Sha thought for a while: "Eldest brother, won't you just change into a boy and a girl? Anyway, the king of inspiration doesn't know that their children are abnormal."

Tang Zang:. . . . .

Yup!

Li Jie: ……………

Why do I suddenly feel like an idiot.

Zhu Bajie………………

Tang Zang: "Wujing is right, Wukong, Bajie, you should change quickly and deal with the king of inspiration, so that we can continue on our way."

Li Jie gestured an ojbk gesture, followed the trend,
Li Jie turned into a four or five-year-old girl with an ordinary appearance, like a child from an ordinary family,

Zhu Bajie recited a mantra, tapped the ground three times with his toes, and with a bang, he turned into a big fat boy.

Zhu Bajie's mana is not as good as Li Jie's, and the fat man he transformed into is a little bit ugly.

Tang Zang nodded: "Benefactor, look..."

"Can not be done!!"

Before Tang Zang finished speaking, the uncle rushed over, hugged Tang Zang's thigh and cried: "It's not a big deal for my child to be eaten by a monster, and if the monster thinks that I also gave birth to two monsters, then the matter will be troublesome." Big!"

Li Jie:! ! !
What the hell, your child is ugly, and you still think I'm ugly.

Zhu Bajie:. . . .

You look like a monster, and your whole family are monsters!
Zhu Bajie: "I am fortunate enough to become a child, you still think it is ugly!? You don't want to see what your child looks like!"

The uncle looked at Li Jie and Zhu Bajie with aggrieved eyes: "Please, if you really become Pan An, Yang Yuhuan and the like will be fine, but... this is really ugly."

What are you! ! !
I'm awesome

Li Jie took out the golden cudgel and gave him a stick,

Tang Zang hurriedly pulled him back: "Wukong, calm down, calm down."

The uncle backed away again and again in fright,

If that iron stick hits him, it must be very painful, forget it, let's be ugly...

"Eminent Monk, that's it, no need to change anymore, I'm very satisfied..."

In the face of danger to his life, the uncle gave up...

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(End of this chapter)