A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women

Chapter 122 Little Kid Playing House

Ling Xiao didn't have time to cry, but he was shocked on the spot, and wanted to pull the salty pig's hand away from the sacred place of the girl's house.

Unexpectedly, with a snap, Bu Huayu actually grabbed his hand and wouldn't let go...

No, not only that, but her two feet were wrapped around his waist.

Ling Xiao was dumbfounded for a moment, like a snake being pinched by three inches, and a good man who weighed [-] to [-] catties suddenly turned into a coward.

He trembled and said, "Bu...Boss Bu, I'm sorry! I was wrong!"

The only gratifying thing is that he also knows how to repair the plank road secretly, and while talking, he wants to take advantage of her distraction and escape with his hand.

It's a pity that what he was facing was a big goblin, who had already seen through everything and prevented his trickery from succeeding.

No, not only that, she was angry!

"It's all like this, and you still want to evade responsibility? Are you a man... No, are you still a person?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Ling Xiao, who was careless in Jingzhou, wanted to find a hole to get in, but he didn't dare to break free by force, so he had to keep apologizing.

"Apology is useful?!" Bu Huayu sneered.

"It's useless..." Ling Xiao smiled wryly: "Xian'er said you were going to the bathroom, but I, I... I really didn't mean it!"

"My old lady didn't get a tuba, she came back a long time ago, hum! Don't talk about those useless..." As he spoke, Bu Huayu, with the image of a domineering female president, said to the eager Ling Xiao uncompromisingly: "Kiss I!"

"What?!" Ling Xiao was stunned as if struck by lightning.

Bu Huayu scolded angrily: "Kiss me! Kiss my mother!"

Ling Xiao was stunned for a moment, her face darkened, and she was about to harden her heart and sternly refuse, but she glanced at a certain place, and said with a sneer: "Your harmful thing is very honest..."

Ling Xiao's just-raised masculinity suddenly dissipated, and he wanted to hide it but couldn't hide it... He is a big man, and he has the urge to cry.

Bu Huayu continued: "I just need to yell out loud, to ensure that your image of a stinky hooligan is deeply ingrained, and you don't want to overturn the case!"

The more Ling Xiao heard it, the more frightened he became, and suddenly there was a kind of heroic shortness of breath. At this time, the idea of ​​​​compromising had sprouted in his heart. Fortunately, the existence of Wen Zhaoxin allowed him to stick to the final bottom line.

however!
But Bu Huayu spoke the dialect of hell: "I forgot to tell you, Wen Zhaoxin and my mother are deadly enemies, she can bear anything, but this is impossible! Oh, I will ask you one last time, will you kiss me or not?! "

boom!
Ling Xiao's mind was completely messed up, and it was like a mess—even though he had only met once, he loved Wen Zhaoxin deeply, and the self-defilement of Ma Yuanyuan's incident could still be explained, but what happened today... can't be recovered ah!

He is not a saint, and the moment he fell, he blurted out two words: "I kiss!"

Although this sound was not loud, it was full of endless aggrieved helplessness and sadness, and at the same time, it was wrapped in a sense of sadness and sadness!
Feed the devil with the body, but that's all!
Anyway... the first kiss has already been given to my sister-in-law in a daze——

One step back is a step back, and so is two steps back. If this is the case, then take two steps back!
Although, he knows in his heart that life is like a chess game, one wrong step or just one wrong step, but one has to bow one's head under the eaves!
So, he slowly lowered his head...

Bu Huayu suddenly panicked, her breath was short of breath, her chest heaved violently, but there was no trace of regret in her brows, only happiness and anticipation.

Because, this kiss was not a whim, but a desire that she determined after careful consideration!
She is a deviant person, she doesn't care how this kiss will come, she only cares that that person is Ling Xiao, that's enough!

however……

When she was only [-] centimeters away from getting what she wanted, she saw him stop suddenly with blurred eyes, and the light in her eyes gradually cleared up.

"Sorry... I can't do it!" He was very ashamed, but he was so resolute.

She opened her eyes wide again, astonished, unbelievable, confused, sad, desperate... and the luster of real gold that is not afraid of fire in his eyes, all appeared!

That luster reminded her of the word 'faith', so she was immediately jealous, jealous of Wen Zhaoxin!

So when he started to leave, she exclaimed, "No!"

If the mountain is not you, you will be the mountain, a kiss, and it will finally come true!
"It's over..." Ling Xiao was only angry for a sixth of a second before falling into despair. When his brain realized what he was doing, it went blank.

1 minute later.

Bu Huayu, who was about to suffocate, finally stopped.

Ling Xiao sighed softly: "Stop continuing?"

Although Bu Huayu was blushing, she curled her lips and said angrily: "It's good to kiss fresh, like a wooden man, and it's meaningless to kiss too much."

Ling Xiao smiled wryly, "Why bother?"

Bu Huayu said with a sneer: "My old lady just cares about you, so it's none of your business?!"

What does it mean to be rare but none of my business? !
Ling Xiao was speechless, shook his head and wanted to get up, but was held back by Buhuayu, and kissed for more than ten seconds.

After that, she chuckled and asked him shyly: "I really don't want my blood?! Let me tell you, after passing this village, there might be no such shop! My old lady is reserved and shy!"

Ling Xiao shook his head: "I don't want a mistress, and you don't know how to be a mistress... I can only apologize to you."

Bu Huayu sneered and said, "I don't know how to be a mistress, but... just wait and see!"

Ling Xiao was taken aback, and quickly said: "I advise you to be a good person, don't act recklessly!"

Bu Huayu laughed flamboyantly, and slapped his chest loudly: "Put your heart in your stomach, and my old lady will beat that bastard Wen Zhaoxin in a dignified manner before eating yours!"

Ling Xiao breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Let's go! It's time to eat!"

Bu Huayu nodded, this time he didn't do anything wrong, let him get up.

Seeing the movement here, Ling Xiao didn't attract those two, secretly heaved a sigh of relief, then stretched out his hand, pulled Bu Huayu up, and said with a wry smile:

"The two of us... why are we a bit like little kids playing house?"

"Obviously it is!" Bu Huayu gave him a blank look, urging him to quickly cover up his embarrassment, and then thought: "Maybe it's because I haven't done what an adult should do, or... find a chance to try it tonight?"

"Don't!" Ling Xiao shook his head quickly.

Bu Huayu was not reconciled: "I'm quite curious, let's give it a try! Anyway, you are the one who takes advantage, what are you afraid of? You won't lose a piece of meat! Really..."

Ling Xiao shook his head like a rattle drum: "I have read an online novel, the author is called Little Gourmet, although that guy is unscrupulous, he never updates and is still a big pen, but there are a few words that are quite reasonable... "

"What did he say?" Bu Huayu asked curiously.

Ling Xiao said: "He said that although one is mentally handicapped to keep oneself clean, this mental retardation is the only criterion for distinguishing between humans and animals."

"..." Bu Huayu was speechless, and immediately became angry from embarrassment: "If I can go back, I will definitely take care of that mentally handicapped man!"

"Isn't he a philosopher?" Ling Xiao asked puzzled.

"It's a fart!" Bu Huayu scolded angrily: "The word "marriage" originated in ancient times, when men beat women unconscious and dragged them back to give birth to monkeys! In this way, we can get a glimpse of the truth about human reproduction... Hey, if everyone is like him , how could there be people like us? So, that guy is a mentally retarded man who has forgotten his ancestors!"

Ling Xiao: "..."

(End of this chapter)