A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women

Chapter 143 Brother-in-law, I want to pee!
"Ah!"

Ling Xiao rubbed his nose and muttered, "Who's talking about me?"

Then, seeing that the clothes had dried, he quickly put them on.

After all, it is just a superstitious saying that people secretly talk about sneezing. It would be bad if you caught a cold in the shower just now.

After warming up the fire for a while and making sure that he was not sick, he removed the smoking wood and put it out, closed the window, and then went out to hang up the hammock that had just been made and sleep.

After thinking about what to do tomorrow, he finally felt sleepy and was about to close his eyes when he saw a figure stepping out of the straw mat.

He hurriedly grabbed the poorly made torch hanging on the pillar and blew it on to give her light.

Taking a closer look, it turned out to be the confused Lin Xian'er.

"Could it be sleepwalking again?!"

Ling Xiao's heart was beating wildly, very worried that she would come looking for her 'toy giant panda' again.

At this moment, the sister-in-law who was rubbing her eyes and yawning again and again said, "Brother-in-law, I want to pee!"

Ling Xiao was speechless, so just go, just put on the coir raincoat.

However, when he heard the majestic rain outside, he realized that the little girl's request for help was indeed justified.

After thinking about it, he said to her: "It's raining heavily outside, go somewhere else, go behind the woodpile!"

Lin Xian'er held her mouth shut and shook her head, and said with a look of disgust, "No, it will stink tomorrow!"

Ling Xiao had no choice but to put on the newly made straw sandals and said to her, "Okay, then I'll open the door for you and pee out later."

Lin Xian'er hesitated for a while and said, "Alright then!"

Then, after half a minute, the two retreated back, because the rain was too heavy and there was a strong wind, as soon as the door was opened, heavy rain swept in.

Lin Xian'er grabbed his hand and begged, "I can't hold it anymore!"

Ling Xiao's complexion changed, and he hurriedly said: "Use the rhubarb rice bowl and wash it tomorrow!"

Lin Xianer, a dog lover, shook her head and refused without hesitation: "No!"

This can't work, that can't work... Ling Xiao has a headache.

At this moment, Lin Xian'er suddenly pointed to the kitchen and said, "Brother-in-law, isn't there a window there? It's leeward, let's go there!"

Ling Xiao smiled bitterly: "The problem is that it's too tall, and you're not a man!"

Lin Xian'er curled her lips and didn't take it seriously: "Can't you hold me like an adult holding a child to pee?"

Ling Xiao was dumbfounded, and angrily reprimanded with a black face: "How old are you, can you do that? Don't want to marry anymore?!"

Lin Xian'er didn't answer, but immediately pulled him over there, pleading as she walked, "Brother-in-law, please, I really can't hold back!"

Ling Xiao was about to sternly refuse, but seeing the tears in her eyes, knowing the urgency of the situation, his heart softened, so he smiled wryly and nodded...

Hey, the night here is really scary, when will it be big?

The charcoal in the kitchen was still burning, emitting a faint red light, but there was no need for Ling Xiao to blow on the torch to illuminate her.

"Okay, brother-in-law, hurry up!"

"Ok!"

Snapped!
"Wait, is that the foot or the popliteal? I said...brother-in-law, can you open your eyes?"

"no!"

Hearing this, Lin Xian'er almost burst into tears: "If you don't open it, it will come out!"

Ling Xiao was taken aback, if he urinated into the pot next to the stove, the result would be unimaginable!
Helpless, she had no choice but to open her eyes, pick her up in the correct posture, point her out of the opened window, and carry her out.

Almost at the same time, boos sounded, and both of them let out a long sigh of relief.

Of course, in the next moment, Ling Xiao's pupils shrank and he quickly closed his eyes, that's for sure, there's no need to say more about it.

After a while, Lin Xian'er's voice sounded: "Brother-in-law, it's done!"

Ling Xiao let out a cry, and backed away. Since his eyes were closed, he didn't notice that he stepped on a stick and slipped.

Originally, this kind of small problem could not trouble Ling Xiao, a nimble master, but the bad thing was that Lin Xian'er didn't have his kind of calmness!

When he was in a hurry, he struggled, didn't wear pants, and was not slippery, Ling Xiao couldn't hold him anymore!
So, he who had a great chance to find a way to stand firm, in order to let her land safely, had no choice but to risk his life and fell to the ground.

"Scared me!"

Lin Xian'er, who was standing firmly on the ground, patted her chest for a while, then was afraid, and immediately lowered her head...

"Brother-in-law, are you okay..."

She was stunned, because the angle... was so upright!

All the secrets are revealed!
However, finding that Ling Xiao was worse than her, after closing his eyes like a frightened little rabbit, he settled down instead.

With a roll of her eyes, she rode off, and a kiss landed on Ling Xiao's lips accurately in the dim light.

"Huh?! Woohoo..."

Huang Tian paid off, the desperate Ling Xiao finally pushed her away after struggling for more than ten seconds.

Seeing that she wiped her mouth triumphantly and laughed, his face immediately turned black, darker than the bottom of the pot next to him!

"What are you doing?!" He trembled angrily and scolded.

Lin Xian'er didn't take it seriously, instead she accused: "Brother-in-law, why are you so shy as a big man?!"

Are you reasonable? !

Ling Xiao was so angry that he was about to struggle to beat her.

But she leaned down, lay in his arms, pouted and hummed: "As the saying goes, if you have too many lice, you won't itch, and if you have too many debts, you won't worry. Anyway, I already gave you my first kiss, so what's the point of having another kiss!"

Ling Xiao was immediately discouraged as if struck by lightning, and his intestines were green from that careless mistake.

But he knew that this matter must be stopped, so he forced himself to straighten his face and reminded in a cold voice: "I am your brother-in-law!"

"I know!" Lin Xian'er chuckled, then pouted her lips quickly, and said solemnly, "What a fuss!"

What is all the fuss about? !

Don't you know the truth about whether men and women give or receive kisses?

Ling Xiao's face darkened again, but Lin Xian'er said in an inconspicuous manner: "Isn't it normal for brother-in-law and sister-in-law to mess around? Hmph, let's not talk about it, my incompetent father, except my mother , there are two women, I have to call mother!"

"I'll wipe!" Ling Xiao was shocked on the spot!
Seeing that he looked like he had never seen the world, Lin Xian'er became very proud: "How is it? I can't hold back the beauty in front of me, right? Hee hee, it's not your fault. If you want to blame it, it's because she is too beautiful !"

After all, I still didn't want to finish it, so I said: "Brother-in-law, if you want to, come now!"

"Come on you bastard!" Ling Xiao woke up cleverly, and sneered, "Even if you talk too much, brother-in-law, I'm still not interested in brats, I'm only devoted to your cousin!"

Hearing what he said, Lin Xian'er was like a deflated ball, distressed, and lamented:

"Hey, actually, even if she is willing to let me be a mistress, I'm not happy... If you want to eat, you can eat alone!"

"Brother-in-law, don't love her, love me!"

"Although... it's a bit unreasonable to take advantage of others' dangers, but you can't give in to the important things in your life. At worst, you will be beaten up by her in the future!"

(End of this chapter)