A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women

Chapter 146 Constipation needs to eat honey
"Look back, remember to hand in half of the fish as rent!"

"You ride a horse..."

Chu Tian was furious, but he held back his words, after all, people are under the eaves, right?

He took a deep breath and said with a black face: "It's okay to cooperate, but I warn you not to go too far!"

"How could your father cheat you?!" Ling Xiao let out a disdain.

Chu Tian said curiously: "How to divide, let's make it clear first!"

Uncle Yang murmured: "Since brother Ling made us rich, and he provided the tools, let him share half of it!"

Hearing this, Chu Tianyi was of course not happy. After all, he wanted to borrow a hammock to eat alone because of his excellent self-confidence and ability. He felt that the big pot of rice and Ling Xiao's shamelessness would make him suffer.

However, Ling Xiao shook his head and said: "Let's divide it among the three families first! If you have other gains later, remember to share a little and send it here!"

The dog actually changed the problem of eating shit?

Chu Tianyi was very surprised, but he didn't say much. After all, Ling Xiao got the same number of points, which already made him psychologically balanced.

Uncle Yang was overwhelmed by the flattery and wanted to refuse, but thinking that there was not much food in the house, he could only grit his teeth and nodded in gratitude.

"Then it's settled?!" Ling Xiao pretended to ask, after all, there was a pitfall in what he said, and Ye Chang had many dreams, and he was worried that that kid Chu Tianyi would change his mind.

Uncle Yang was the first to nod: "Yes! Thank you brother!"

Chu Tian snorted, and reluctantly said: "Just do as you say!"

"Thank you, Mr. Ling!" Gao Fei also said quickly, expressing his position.

Ah Hong also pretended to say: "Thank you, Great God!"

After sweeping around the crowd, Ling Xiao smiled with satisfaction, and said to Chu Tianyi: "Go find another handle and make the other hammock into a net bag. Bring some back, too."

Seeing him bossing around, Chu Tian was unhappy on the spot, and asked instead, "Are you busy?"

Ling Xiao scolded angrily: "Your father wants to make you breakfast!"

make breakfast? !

Hearing this, Chu Tian patted his buttocks without saying a word and stood up, beckoning Ah Hong to follow him.

Uncle Yang wanted to do something, but he didn't know what to do, so he asked Ling Xiao, "Well, brother Ling, is there anything we need to do?"

Ling Xiao was not polite, pointed to the pigsty and said: "The pigsty needs to be repaired, but today is busy, so I can only trouble the two of you with the cheek."

"No trouble, no trouble, it should be!" Uncle Yang waved his hands again and again, extremely polite.

Gao Fei also bowed and smiled, "It should be, it's a trivial matter!"

When the two of them also went out, Xu Zihan, who had just wiped off the rain on Xiao Zhao's body with his coat, hurriedly asked, "Mr. Ling, what do you want me to do?"

That kind of absurd thing happened last night, she was actually very embarrassed to face Ling Xiao, but in the morning she found that Ling Xiao looked normal, so she dared to muster up the courage to talk to him.

Ling Xiao smiled and said, "Sit down..."

Xu Zihan was stunned for a while, with an anxious expression on his face, and wanted to say that he was not tired, but Ling Xiao said to Lu Xuexin, "Xuexin, get some honey to satisfy your hunger."

Since she overheard the conversation between him and Xu Zihan last night, she had some doubts that Ling Xiao was the actor, so Lu Xuexin sweetly responded and went to do so.

"Brother-in-law, what about me?" Lin Xian'er jumped over and hugged his arm and asked.

Perhaps because of that unforgettable kiss last night, the little girl became more and more lively, hugging people without saying anything, and even dangling around like a baby.

Ling Xiao pinched her nose and said with a smile, "Go get the noodles, we'll make noodles!"

"yeah!"

"Boss Bu!"

Suddenly hearing Ling Xiao's shout, Bu Huayu, who was about to sneak into the bedroom, froze, and asked angrily, "What are you doing?"

Ling Xiao smiled and said: "Aren't you eager to see through the noodles? Go and light the fire!"

Bu Huayu gave him a blank look and had no choice but to walk into the kitchen.

To knead dough, of course you need a chopping board for kneading dough. Ling Xiao didn't have one, so he dug out the biggest piece of the jar with the dog's butt painted on it.

At this time, Lin Xian'er, who went to get dogtail grass seed powder and maple syrup, went down to the attic with Lu Xuexin, and greeted everyone to eat honey.

Lin Xian'er urged in a low voice: "Move quickly! If they see it, the woman behind them will also know, and then come to the door shamelessly!"

Hearing what she said, Bu Huayu trotted over slowly.

The battle ends after 1 minute.

After feeding the last half of the spoon to the dog who came from the chicken thief, Bu Huayu put the spoon back into the cup and handed it to the eager Xiao Zhao to clean it up, then looked at Ling Xiao puzzled and said: "I said Chief, you Why are you so eager to eat honey today? Like a child!"

Hearing this, both Lin Xian'er and Lu Xuexin were taken aback, because this one was 'very normal' yesterday!
Old Ling Xiao blushed, hesitated for a moment, and decided to tell the truth: "I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and found signs of constipation..."

"Constipation?!" Everyone was dumbfounded, and quickly looked strange.

Bu Huayu, the boldest, nodded and said: "My old lady seems to have something about this..."

Lin Xian'er also nodded and sighed: "I haven't untied my hand for three days."

Xu Zihan looked helpless, the two women said this in front of Xiao Zhao who was eating honey, they obviously didn't treat him as an adult...but they were not angry, because it also showed that they no longer regarded them as outsiders look at it.

Ling Xiao said with a dry smile: "It may be because I have not controlled my diet in the past two days, and it is also because I ate porcupine blood the day before yesterday and yesterday morning."

Lin Xianer asked curiously, "Brother-in-law, does eating honey help excretion?"

Ling Xiao nodded and said, "It's best to drink honey water, but...hehe, some people can't help but downplay the deliciousness of honey!"

Hearing this, a group of people laughed hehehe.

Perhaps it was because last night's absurdity and today's indifference made the relationship closer, Xu Zihan couldn't help asking: "Sister Xian'er, is there any more porcupine pork... Xiao Zhao hasn't eaten it yet, can you give him a taste?" Do you want to taste it?"

Under the strange eyes of everyone, her voice became smaller and smaller, but she still spoke completely.

What a helper demon... Everyone was speechless, didn't they eat porcupine head meat yesterday!

Lin Xian'er sighed: "Just marinate it in the jar, and when they leave, go get it yourself."

Xu Zihan pulled Xiao Zhao to thank her and everyone.

After this, Lu Xuexin frowned and said, "Brother Ling, the latrine is filled with water and we can't get in... How about we find another place to dig one later?"

Ling Xiao shook his head: "It's still raining heavily, the ground is loose, water will seep in..."

After thinking for a while, he pondered: "Well, I'll call the four of them later to help pull up the hut and move it to the crevasse... just use it first, and burn a toilet out when the weather clears."

toilet? !
Except for the silly Xiao Zhao, all four women cheered with excitement.

Ling Xiao was a little surprised. He didn't expect the toilet to have such extraordinary significance to the people in the city. He couldn't help but secretly smiled wryly:
"City people..."

Shaking his head, calming down, he called Lin Xian'er to knead the dough.

(End of this chapter)