A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women

Chapter 165 I'm Scared to Death, Nobody Wants It!

"Two little bees~"

"Eight little boars~"

"666... ​​Ha! My old lady won! Xuexin, give him a full blow!"

"Only one small cup left for each person!"

"Okay, forget it, there's no point in abusing vegetables!"

Ling Xiao almost burst into tears. He couldn't figure it out. The one who killed the whole village was not the opponent of Bu Huayu, a novice. He was so drunk that he would have to wake up tonight...

After eating a skewer of barbecued meat, he stopped reaching for it, hiccupped and asked them: "I plan to make two sons, who of you has used... um, who has played with toy guns?"

"Me!" Lin Xian'er was the first to raise her hand.

"And me!" Bu Huayu was the second to raise his hand, and said with a proud smile: "My old lady is playing with a real gun, and her marksmanship is superb!"

Seeing disbelief on everyone's face, she said angrily: "It's true! Don't look at my poor athletic ability, but she is a natural marksman, and her target shooting is within the fifth ring!"

"Really?!" Although she said so, Lin Xian'er was already surprised, and she could see that Bu Huayu was serious.

Ling Xiao's heart moved, and he thought that it would be better to take the school test, and if the son used it well, he would hand over the real gun to her at the right time.

"Hey, you'll know when the time comes!" Bu Huayu responded to Lin Xian'er, and asked Ling Xiao with burning eyes: "When will it be done?"

Ling Xiao smiled and said: "The materials are all ready-made. When I get the crocodile tendon tomorrow, I can start making it. It won't take long."

Bu Huayu smiled in satisfaction, and said in a nonchalant tone: "Although my mother has money, she didn't bring it with her. If you don't dislike it, can I give you the meat?"

"..."

Everyone was speechless, this female hooligan really dared to say anything.

After chatting and laughing for a while, seeing Ling Xiao getting up to get the rope, Xu Zihan suddenly remembered something, and said to him quickly: "Mr. Ling, do you want to make a hammock? Just make one, and my brother will sleep with me!"

"..."

Lin Xian'er didn't know what she thought of, she swallowed dryly, and asked curiously, "Sister Xu, you don't want to help Xiao Zhao take a bath, do you?"

Xu Zihan glanced at Ling Xiao with some hesitation, and finally bit the bullet and sighed: "Is there any way... If I let my brother wash alone, he might choke."

Everyone froze for a moment, no longer had strange eyes, and were in awe.

Lu Xuexin comforted: "Xiao Zhao has become smarter with Brother Ling, and will definitely get better and better in the future."

Speaking of this, Xu Zihan was very proud. Her brother can wear shoes and eat by himself, and even go hunting with Mr. Ling!
"Affirmative!" He swore back, and cast a grateful look at Ling Xiao: "Mr. Ling, thank you! And everyone!"

Ling Xiao smiled and said: "You're welcome... Besides, you must have almost understood my personality. The reason why I treated you like that at that time was because there were outsiders! Hehe, I actually quite like Xiao Zhao! "

Lin Xian'er asked curiously, "Brother-in-law, what do you say?"

Ling Xiao rubbed Gouzi's head and smiled, "Rhubarb is so stupid, he can teach him well, let alone a human?!"

"That's right!" Bu Huayu touched Xiao Zhao's head and smiled, "The most important thing is that Xiao Zhao will be angry when he sees you bullying his sister. This shows that he is actually a governor, and the governor didn't learn enough the day after tomorrow."

Xu Zihan was not angry at her behavior, because she could see that these people did not look down on their siblings like Ma Yuanyuan and others, nor did they have any indescribable purpose like Chu Tianyi and Gao Fei At most, they only regard Xiao Zhao as another rhubarb, and rhubarb is like a family member to them!
"Brother-in-law!" Lin Xian'er suddenly remembered something, and suddenly said to Ling Xiao very affectionately: "It's late at night, go to bed early, don't be a hammock, and sleep with me tonight!"

"I'm rough..."

Everyone's eyes widened, with expressions of disbelief that this little girl would say such words.

Lin Xian'er glared at them, and said with a snort, "What's the matter?! I'm in a hurry, even if my cousin is here, she will agree to sleep with us!"

Bu Huayu emphasized heartbroken: "If the chief can't hold on and messes you up, you won't even have time to cry!"

She was thinking of what Ling Xiao said just now—very manic recently, she dare not get angry!
Ling Xiao also quickly said: "Yes, Xian'er! Don't think that brother-in-law is a decent person, but he is also a normal person, and he has a sexual appetite... cough cough, I don't even trust myself, so don't trust me!"

Lu Xuexin hesitated for a moment, clenched her fists, and summoned up her courage to say, "In this case, let Brother Ling sleep with me, it will be very troublesome for you to sleep in bed. As for being unable to control it... Didn't he say that sex is the essence of human beings?" Is it the true color? It’s better to be sparse than to be blocked, I can’t help it, so let’s do it..."

After speaking, she lowered her head and trembled a little, like a child who has done something wrong.

Seeing the sound of the needle falling, she thought about it, and she was desperate, and cried softly: "I'm scared to death, no one wants it!"

boom!
As if struck by lightning, Ling Xiao suddenly realized that this little girl had a rebellious character, and he was only focused on launching an offensive, without giving her a chance to breathe. Now the spring was pressed to the extreme, and it bounced desperately!

His eyes turned cold, and he asked Bu Huayu: "Mr. Bu, how could she have such an idea? Did Tan Mingyue, Li Ru and the others come and say something?"

Bu Huayu was stunned, and smiled wryly: "It's true... Li Ru said that Brother Sneaker's arthritis relapsed, and although he took your medicine, it relieved a lot, but seeing Uncle Yang and the others going through the wind and rain in a panic, it's a bit overwhelming. Worried that he would not be able to get out alive, he told Li Ru his will, saying that in case something happened, he would ask her to take care of his son... Li Ru was originally quite strong, but what happened yesterday, he couldn't bear it today. Live and cry with us for a while."

Emotions are contagious!
No wonder when I used the excuse of 'I've been acting weird recently, I seem to have some thoughts about Bu Zong and Xian'er' in the kitchen to cut off her thoughts that she shouldn't have, she was just sad and didn't show an angry expression - he wanted face, After all, he held back, and didn't choose the shortcut of pinching her, but thought of plots and tricks in his head.

Alas, I still take it for granted, how naive!
Thinking of this, he smiled at Lu Xuexin: "Don't worry! I don't want to be in the same place when the god of death comes. If there is such a time, I will sleep with you, and then entrust Meng to Zhao Xin and kneel down for her." ,apologize!"

Everyone's eyes widened. They didn't expect that he, who was shy, would say such tough words.

The clever Buhuayu quickly realized his intentions, and was about to say something, but was snatched away by Fudimo.

"Mr. Ling, I think Li Ru is pretty good. I heard that she got divorced a while ago. Why don't you take her over to be my brother's wife?"

"..."

(End of this chapter)