Chapter 215 In my opinion, this is paradise!
"Brother-in-law, what kind of bird is this?"

When Ling Xiao threw down the strange bird that was as big as a rooster and covered with golden yellow tail feathers, Lin Xian'er raised it and said in surprise.

Ling Xiao on the tree shook his head and smiled: "I don't know, it looks like a pheasant, but it has huge wings and looks like it can fly far, and its feet have claws and webs...let's call it a sea bird !"

"Sea chicken?!" The vengeful Bu Huayu sneered, "Master Monkey Leader, sea chicken is a kind of fish!"

"Don't care about such details!" Ling Xiao laughed dryly, and hurriedly continued picking figs.

Bu Huayu also shut up - busy eating.

Lin Xian'er and Xiao Zhao wanted to climb the tree to help, but Ling Xiao refused, so when he came down, there were only a pitiful thirty or so in the back basket—mainly because the little flowers were too edible.

Ling Xiao grabbed three to eat on the way, and took everyone out.

Lin Xian'er asked, "Brother-in-law, do you want to get some honey?"

Ling Xiao smiled and said: "I would like to, but I guess the bees have moved... Let's go and take a look."

So, he changed course.

Not long after, I arrived under the big tree where the honey was extracted. The tree was really empty, and the bees had disappeared.

After being stung on the butt, Bu Huayu, who was slightly hostile to the bees, hummed: "If I knew it, I would have made a beehive and locked them up!"

Lu Xuexin smiled and said, "Miss Step, are you addicted to stings?"

"Yo, little girl can actually tell nasty jokes!" Bu Huayu grinned grimly, and made a gesture to rush over to play hooliganism, so frightened that Lu Xuexin quickly hid behind Ling Xiao.

Ling Xiao smiled at Bu Huayu: "The idea is very good and romantic, but unfortunately it is not realistic."

Bu Huayu was stunned, and asked curiously, "How do you say it?"

Ling Xiao said: "Beekeepers are also turned into flower chasers by poets. It is very hard, because they have to run around with bees to find places to bloom. Hehe, we are so lazy, how can we be romantic?!"

Bu Huayu sighed: "It's like this... Hey, it seems that there is a price to be paid for everything, and my old lady's desire to eat and wait for death is about to be shattered."

Tan Mingyue was puzzled and said, "Boss Bu, aren't you the boss? Have a lot of money?"

Bu Huayu patted her on the shoulder, and said with a wry smile: "Xiao Tan, wealth is the root of all evil, and all kinds of flies buzz over, it's not easy..."

As she spoke, she smiled and said, "In my opinion, this is paradise!"

"That's right!" Lin Xian'er echoed: "It's okay for me to go to school. When I graduate, if I refuse to inherit the family property, I have to be a social animal. If I don't become a social animal, I have to become a relationship household. Thinking of being harassed by dandies and relatives and friends telling me to hold back, I get a headache!"

Ling Xiao patted her on the shoulder and laughed loudly: "Then follow me to the mountains to plant fruit trees!"

"Must!" Lin Xian'er laughed.

Ling Xiao said again: "996 can't finish his work and can't eat!"

"Huh?" Lin Xian'er suddenly had a bitter face.

Fudimo was puzzled and said: "Mr. Ling, isn't Miss Wen very rich? Isn't it a problem to help you raise a few women?"

Help you raise a few women...

Thinking of her upturned appearance last night, Ling Xiao became angry, and snorted coldly: "Eating and waiting to die, what is the difference with salted fish? Besides, people have to work, eat well, and maintain a good health .”

"Have a meal……"

Lu Xuexin poked his waist, laughed and cursed: "You big foodie!"

Ling Xiao asked with a smile, "Aren't you?"

"Yes, yes, hahaha..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed together.

Keep going!

This time Ling Xiao was not alone in the front, because one golden sea chicken was enough to eat—just like a robber who only took banknotes he could move, not killing indiscriminately was the basic principle of a true hunter.

Seeing the pine forest, Lin Xian'er pointed to the ground and exclaimed: "Brother-in-law, look, what is that?!"

The place she pointed to was obviously a strange creature lying quietly on the ground.

Ling Xiao frowned, and hurried over.

He was not mistaken, there was indeed an arrow in the rodent, which was like a squirrel, the size of a cat, with two tails, and had been dead for two or three days.

"Arrow?!" Tan Mingyue exclaimed, "Tianyi shot him?!"

Ling Xiao nodded, of course he knew his arrow.

Immediately, looking at Song Lin, he frowned and said, "It probably wasn't shot here. The arrow didn't hit the vital point. This big squirrel probably ran here from afar and died..."

Speaking of this, he turned the big squirrel over with a stone spear.

hiss!
Seeing its sharp teeth and claws, the beauties couldn't help but gasp.

Looking back at Xiao Hua with a frightened face, Tan Mingyue said anxiously: "Master, can this thing attack people?!"

"Should be!" Ling Xiao nodded, and then said with a smile: "Don't worry, that dog should be fine!"

Lin Xian'er asked curiously, "How?"

Ling Xiao smiled and said: "Even Xiaohua is afraid, which means that this thing is definitely not alone, but in groups."

"Ah..." Tan Mingyue was terrified. If there were dozens or hundreds of these things, would it be okay? !
Ling Xiao waved his hand and comforted: "Don't be nervous, listen to me."

Tan Mingyue took a deep breath and forced herself to calm down: "Master, tell me."

Ling Xiao: "Not only people like to cuddle, but animals also like to cuddle, especially after being injured!"

"Hehe, since it appeared here, it means that their group should have been defeated by that dog. They panicked and fled in all directions!"

Tan Mingyue's eyes lit up immediately.

"So..." Ling Xiao laughed and said, "Don't worry, he'll be fine. On the contrary, he might have a very happy life. This food looks delicious!"

"Eat?!" Bu Huayu said anxiously: "Chief, let's take it back and try?"

Ling Xiao gave her a blank look, and said: "It's already stiff, it should have been dead for two days, and besides, look at its stomach..."

"Big bulging, it means that the contents inside have deteriorated and can no longer be eaten!"

"Hehe, if you catch your prey, you should deal with it quickly. That's the reason."

"It turned out to be like this!" Lin Xian'er sighed, "It's a pity!"

Lu Xuexin smiled and said, "Xian'er, we still have this sea chicken, what a pity!"

Lin Xian'er was stunned, and asked Ling Xiao: "Brother-in-law, don't the sea chickens need to be dealt with immediately?"

Ling Xiao said: "Theoretically, the faster the treatment, the better, but it doesn't matter if it takes half a day. The main problem is that after peeling, there will be a peculiar smell, which may attract predators from a few kilometers away, so don't worry about it." If you are in a hurry to hunt large animals, don't peel them for now."

"As expected of my master!"

Tan Mingyue gave a thumbs up and praised: "I have increased my knowledge!"

Ling Xiao made a humility, and told everyone to hurry up. Don’t look at the pine cones that have fallen. In fact, many animals such as squirrels have already landed first. It’s really unclear how many can be picked up. We can’t waste any more time. .

(End of this chapter)

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