A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women
Chapter 63 Existence Like Shit
Chapter 63 Existence Like Shit
Seeing him pointing at a wisteria plant on the ground with a proud face, the three girls looked confused.
Lin Xian'er confirmed again and again: "Brother-in-law, is this the one? Can it be eaten? And it's very sweet?"
Bu Huayu asked: "What is this?!"
Ling Xiao grinned: "Ge Gen!"
"Kudzu root?!" The eyes of the three girls lit up immediately, they all knew this.
However, then Ling Xiao smiled wryly and said: "Originally, I planned to make trouble after a while, but after thinking about it, I decided to do it. It would be bad if someone else got ahead of me... right?"
The three women looked at each other, and nodded in unison: "That's right!"
Bu Huayu rolled his eyes and suddenly asked him, "When did you find out?"
Ling Xiao said: "On the second day when I went to the island, I didn't have the strength, so I used its vines to climb trees to pick coconuts."
Lin Xian'er was stunned: "The next day?"
Looking up at the direction of the beach, she saw the coconut tree that had given her hope, made her despair and finally saved her life, and said angrily, "Then why do you still go into the sea to spear fish? !"
When I came ashore, I met a fish, so of course I can't say such things as Lie Xinxi!
Ling Xiao said with a dry smile: "As the saying goes, don't panic if you have food at home, you have to have some reserves in case of emergencies, right?"
Hearing this, Lin Xian'er remained silent. Although she was still angry at his risky move, she had to admit that his words made sense. After all, this thing seemed to last for a long time. If it wasn't for the threat of a pretentious man, he probably wouldn't move. its.
Lu Xuexin sighed lightly: "It's hard for you..."
Ling Xiao was about to humbly, when Bu Huayu suddenly stepped forward, put his arms around his shoulders, and smiled like a wolf like a tiger: "Say, how many private goods are you hiding?!"
Ling Xiao was speechless, he wasn't a guy whose wife strictly hid his private money, subconsciously raised his hand and wanted to slap her ass, but seeing Lu Xuexin's strange eyes, he had no choice but to hold back.
Then he confessed honestly: "Ahem, there aren't too many around here, only a dozen or so..."
"Ten kinds?!" Bu Huayu's eyes lit up, and he hugged him tighter like a money fan, and leaned over to him, who was blushing and heartbeating, and said, "Tell me, what's there..."
"Please respect yourself!" Lin Xian'er was very upset, and forcibly tore her apart and inserted her in the middle.
Bu Huayu was very upset, but when she remembered that she was not her opponent, she could only hum and stare.
After being relieved, Ling Xiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said: "There are snakes, mice, pine worms, grasshoppers..."
"Shut up!"
"Stop talking!"
Bu Huayu and Lin Xian'er hurriedly shouted to stop, and Lu Xuexin also had the same cold expression as them.
The innocent-looking Ling Xiao was speechless. The people in Xindao City are so pitiful that they even dislike these delicacies... How ignorant!
Lu Xuexin, who was the first to recover, put on a smiling face and said to the two of them, "Don't make a fuss, I've heard people say that snake soup and fried grasshoppers are delicious, and the others must taste good too."
Ling Xiao felt somewhat comforted, and gave her a look of approval.
Bu Huayu looked at this, then at that, shook her head vigorously and said, "Anyway, be careful, and don't eat those strange things unless it is absolutely necessary!"
It was rare for Lin Xian'er to agree with her, and she also nodded and said, "Curiosity killed the cat, it will be bad if it carries the virus... Let's dig the kudzu root!"
Ling Xiao had no choice but to start with Jian Ruliu in a hurry.
Ten minutes later.
"Wow!"
"It's so big and thick!"
"It must be more than 20 catties?"
Ling Xiao weighed the kudzu root in his hand and nodded heavily.
Just as I was about to go home, the bushes shook.
After a while, the few people who were waiting in formation saw Chu Tianyi.
Behind him are A Hong and Xiao Hu, who are almost exhausted to death. The two of them are carrying a thick long stick, on which is a dead big cat with its intestines mopping the floor!
The two groups stared at each other at first.
After seeing Ge Gen in Ling Xiao's hand, the guy named Xiao Hu became anxious on the spot: "Brother Chu, Ge Gen was taken by them..."
Chu Tian interrupted his words with a wave of his hand. He had eyes, so he saw it naturally, and he was also unhappy.
But the things don't belong to his family. He can't scold or snatch the beauty in front of her, right?
Therefore, he put on a very magnanimous appearance and said hello to the three beauties.
Only Lu Xuexin greeted him politely, Lin Xian'er and Bu Huayu regarded him as air, one looked at the sky in a daze, and the other looked at the earth in thought.
Although Chu Tian didn't think he was disobedient on the face, he had already greeted Ling Xiao's ancestors in his heart, and decided that Ling Xiao had spoken ill of him behind his back.
Therefore, under the sway of dissatisfaction, he who had failed fought more and more bravely, and asked Lu Xuexin with a smile: "Beauty, I killed a big guy, let's have a party later, you guys come too?"
"I...vomit..." Lu Xuexin was about to politely refuse, but her body didn't live up to it, and suddenly she crawled on the ground, and the contents of her stomach spurted out.
Ling Xiao gave him a hard look, and quickly squatted down to pat her on the back.
Chu Tian was stunned, first he was furious, and then he realized that this girl was not Lin Xian'er and his like, and then he couldn't stop embarrassing - obviously, this beauty knows that big cats have eaten people, huh...she is a pig's brain!
I'm sorry to stay longer, and I was about to take someone away, but when I saw Ling Xiao's pig's hand stroking the back of the beautiful stewardess, her feet were stuck in place—envy, jealous, and hate, I'm not willing to marry this dog Yi, let their relationship go one step further!
So, he sent Ah Hong and Xiao Hu to carry the big cat back, and he apologized again and again—say a few more words of sorry and he won't die!
"Don't come over!" Lin Xian'er shouted with hatred on her face.
Bu Huayu rolled her eyeballs, turned around and retched...
Chu Tian was dumbfounded for a moment, he never imagined that with a single careless move, he would turn himself into a shit-like existence, and let the beauties avoid them like snakes and scorpions.
This is absolutely impossible!
So after he stopped, he sighed with a sad face: "Hey, I'm really sorry for scaring you, but... I can't help it!"
Bu Huayu, who was pretending to be retching, was quite uncomfortable seeing him not leaving for a long time, but it was hard to stop, so he had to continue pretending.
Ling Xiao wanted to beat him up, but this dog has some skills, which may be useful in the future, and he didn't want to make the relationship too tense.
So he said to him: "I understand, it's not your fault... you go back first, they will be fine after a while!"
"Well, thank you..."
and many more!
Chu Tian was furious for a moment, what do you mean it wasn't my fault, uh, no, no, no... I mean, what do you mean, you bastard, using labor as a stepping stone to establish yourself as the leading brother? !
after a while? !The day lily will be cold by then, so why are you a rabbit who doesn't eat grass by the side of the nest? !
He was so remorseful that his intestines were green, and he wished he could slap his mouth and say thank you, motherfucker, it's hard to get over it... shit!
However, the situation is not right now, and he can only risk internal injuries and leave with a dark face.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing him pointing at a wisteria plant on the ground with a proud face, the three girls looked confused.
Lin Xian'er confirmed again and again: "Brother-in-law, is this the one? Can it be eaten? And it's very sweet?"
Bu Huayu asked: "What is this?!"
Ling Xiao grinned: "Ge Gen!"
"Kudzu root?!" The eyes of the three girls lit up immediately, they all knew this.
However, then Ling Xiao smiled wryly and said: "Originally, I planned to make trouble after a while, but after thinking about it, I decided to do it. It would be bad if someone else got ahead of me... right?"
The three women looked at each other, and nodded in unison: "That's right!"
Bu Huayu rolled his eyes and suddenly asked him, "When did you find out?"
Ling Xiao said: "On the second day when I went to the island, I didn't have the strength, so I used its vines to climb trees to pick coconuts."
Lin Xian'er was stunned: "The next day?"
Looking up at the direction of the beach, she saw the coconut tree that had given her hope, made her despair and finally saved her life, and said angrily, "Then why do you still go into the sea to spear fish? !"
When I came ashore, I met a fish, so of course I can't say such things as Lie Xinxi!
Ling Xiao said with a dry smile: "As the saying goes, don't panic if you have food at home, you have to have some reserves in case of emergencies, right?"
Hearing this, Lin Xian'er remained silent. Although she was still angry at his risky move, she had to admit that his words made sense. After all, this thing seemed to last for a long time. If it wasn't for the threat of a pretentious man, he probably wouldn't move. its.
Lu Xuexin sighed lightly: "It's hard for you..."
Ling Xiao was about to humbly, when Bu Huayu suddenly stepped forward, put his arms around his shoulders, and smiled like a wolf like a tiger: "Say, how many private goods are you hiding?!"
Ling Xiao was speechless, he wasn't a guy whose wife strictly hid his private money, subconsciously raised his hand and wanted to slap her ass, but seeing Lu Xuexin's strange eyes, he had no choice but to hold back.
Then he confessed honestly: "Ahem, there aren't too many around here, only a dozen or so..."
"Ten kinds?!" Bu Huayu's eyes lit up, and he hugged him tighter like a money fan, and leaned over to him, who was blushing and heartbeating, and said, "Tell me, what's there..."
"Please respect yourself!" Lin Xian'er was very upset, and forcibly tore her apart and inserted her in the middle.
Bu Huayu was very upset, but when she remembered that she was not her opponent, she could only hum and stare.
After being relieved, Ling Xiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly said: "There are snakes, mice, pine worms, grasshoppers..."
"Shut up!"
"Stop talking!"
Bu Huayu and Lin Xian'er hurriedly shouted to stop, and Lu Xuexin also had the same cold expression as them.
The innocent-looking Ling Xiao was speechless. The people in Xindao City are so pitiful that they even dislike these delicacies... How ignorant!
Lu Xuexin, who was the first to recover, put on a smiling face and said to the two of them, "Don't make a fuss, I've heard people say that snake soup and fried grasshoppers are delicious, and the others must taste good too."
Ling Xiao felt somewhat comforted, and gave her a look of approval.
Bu Huayu looked at this, then at that, shook her head vigorously and said, "Anyway, be careful, and don't eat those strange things unless it is absolutely necessary!"
It was rare for Lin Xian'er to agree with her, and she also nodded and said, "Curiosity killed the cat, it will be bad if it carries the virus... Let's dig the kudzu root!"
Ling Xiao had no choice but to start with Jian Ruliu in a hurry.
Ten minutes later.
"Wow!"
"It's so big and thick!"
"It must be more than 20 catties?"
Ling Xiao weighed the kudzu root in his hand and nodded heavily.
Just as I was about to go home, the bushes shook.
After a while, the few people who were waiting in formation saw Chu Tianyi.
Behind him are A Hong and Xiao Hu, who are almost exhausted to death. The two of them are carrying a thick long stick, on which is a dead big cat with its intestines mopping the floor!
The two groups stared at each other at first.
After seeing Ge Gen in Ling Xiao's hand, the guy named Xiao Hu became anxious on the spot: "Brother Chu, Ge Gen was taken by them..."
Chu Tian interrupted his words with a wave of his hand. He had eyes, so he saw it naturally, and he was also unhappy.
But the things don't belong to his family. He can't scold or snatch the beauty in front of her, right?
Therefore, he put on a very magnanimous appearance and said hello to the three beauties.
Only Lu Xuexin greeted him politely, Lin Xian'er and Bu Huayu regarded him as air, one looked at the sky in a daze, and the other looked at the earth in thought.
Although Chu Tian didn't think he was disobedient on the face, he had already greeted Ling Xiao's ancestors in his heart, and decided that Ling Xiao had spoken ill of him behind his back.
Therefore, under the sway of dissatisfaction, he who had failed fought more and more bravely, and asked Lu Xuexin with a smile: "Beauty, I killed a big guy, let's have a party later, you guys come too?"
"I...vomit..." Lu Xuexin was about to politely refuse, but her body didn't live up to it, and suddenly she crawled on the ground, and the contents of her stomach spurted out.
Ling Xiao gave him a hard look, and quickly squatted down to pat her on the back.
Chu Tian was stunned, first he was furious, and then he realized that this girl was not Lin Xian'er and his like, and then he couldn't stop embarrassing - obviously, this beauty knows that big cats have eaten people, huh...she is a pig's brain!
I'm sorry to stay longer, and I was about to take someone away, but when I saw Ling Xiao's pig's hand stroking the back of the beautiful stewardess, her feet were stuck in place—envy, jealous, and hate, I'm not willing to marry this dog Yi, let their relationship go one step further!
So, he sent Ah Hong and Xiao Hu to carry the big cat back, and he apologized again and again—say a few more words of sorry and he won't die!
"Don't come over!" Lin Xian'er shouted with hatred on her face.
Bu Huayu rolled her eyeballs, turned around and retched...
Chu Tian was dumbfounded for a moment, he never imagined that with a single careless move, he would turn himself into a shit-like existence, and let the beauties avoid them like snakes and scorpions.
This is absolutely impossible!
So after he stopped, he sighed with a sad face: "Hey, I'm really sorry for scaring you, but... I can't help it!"
Bu Huayu, who was pretending to be retching, was quite uncomfortable seeing him not leaving for a long time, but it was hard to stop, so he had to continue pretending.
Ling Xiao wanted to beat him up, but this dog has some skills, which may be useful in the future, and he didn't want to make the relationship too tense.
So he said to him: "I understand, it's not your fault... you go back first, they will be fine after a while!"
"Well, thank you..."
and many more!
Chu Tian was furious for a moment, what do you mean it wasn't my fault, uh, no, no, no... I mean, what do you mean, you bastard, using labor as a stepping stone to establish yourself as the leading brother? !
after a while? !The day lily will be cold by then, so why are you a rabbit who doesn't eat grass by the side of the nest? !
He was so remorseful that his intestines were green, and he wished he could slap his mouth and say thank you, motherfucker, it's hard to get over it... shit!
However, the situation is not right now, and he can only risk internal injuries and leave with a dark face.
(End of this chapter)
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