I have ten thousand abilities

Chapter 52 The Fortune Teller

Lin Yu sat in front of the mirror and took a deep breath, when he was in school.Especially in high school, in order to pursue a school girl in the same class who loves makeup.

I followed the Internet every day to learn how to make up, and finally learned the skills, and then I realized that this school belle is a bus, and anyone can get on it, and she is not picky at all.

But he was about to graduate, so Lin Yu had no choice but to give up, but he learned the good technique of makeup, and first made gestures in front of the mirror.

The idea is almost finished, the sky is getting dark, the proprietress knocks on the door to say hello to dinner, the little boss is not at home, only the proprietress is watching the shop.

The food is served here, there is no one in the guest house today, and the proprietress can let it go, Lin Yu looked at it carefully, and it can be judged from the woman's exposed ankles that these legs are definitely the best.

Country people can't tell if they have wide robes and big sleeves, but now Lin Yu has a poisonous vision, and he can tell if it is top grade by just looking at his ankles.

"Xiao Lin, don't talk about what happened today. Then there will be no place to put your brother's and my face."

Tang Dou still gave instructions with concern, and sat down opposite Lin Yu. Although the four dishes had little meat, the country people ate plain, and Lin Yu was basically used to it now.

While eating, Lin Yu joked: "I said sister, it's because my brother is usually full ~ can't satisfy you or something, is it so exciting in broad daylight?"

The red glow on Tang Dou's face flew up, he gave Lin Yu a blank look, and quickly explained: "Don't talk nonsense, what do you know?"

"Then just let me know." Lin Yu was rather curious.

Tang Dou sighed and said, "No, your brother and I have been married for seven years. No matter how hard I try, my stomach doesn't move. My father-in-law and mother-in-law are worried. We are also worried."

"In the past few years, your brother's health has become worse and worse, and your parents-in-law and mother-in-law are getting older, so they are looking forward to being able to hold a grandson. There is no way, so I thought of such a trick."

Uh... Lin Yu couldn't help wiping off a cold sweat. It seemed that he had misunderstood the things on the chair, and said dumbfoundedly: "Sister, this shouldn't be what you said. The land that has been plowed for seven years has not blossomed. , it must be that one of you two is infertile. If this is the case, it will be useless to toss. Why don't you hurry to the city to find out what the problem is and fix it!"

As soon as he mentioned this, Tang Dou sighed and said: "At first I thought about it that way, but tell me, how to investigate this matter, life is not enough, if you really find out something, what can you do?"

It's not that the country people are thin-skinned, there are many things that can't be said, and if any one finds out that there is a problem, they can't live well?Once divorced, people will make irresponsible remarks.

"That's right, but next time you stand on your head after you're done, control!" Lin Yu was just joking.

Who knew that Tang Dou took it seriously, he slapped his thigh and said, "It makes sense, you people in the city are still thinking, why didn't I think of it."

Lin Yu was extremely speechless, and went back to put on makeup after eating. After finishing his face, he began to sew the Taoist robe, and it took a long time before he succeeded.

I got up the next day and went to a farmer in the county after nine o'clock in the morning. I stole a bamboo pole and found a cloth to write it on.

Not to mention after a while, not only is he old like a middle-aged man in his 40s, his white skin is also painted dark, his eyes are made up bigger, his eyebrows are at home, and his face is also thinner, which shows Lin Yu's experience in makeup .

Set off to Ma's mansion, Ma Youde lives with his parents, after all he is not married, so of course he is guarding the family.

Ma's hometown is in Majia Village not far from the county. Because of the Ma's family, the construction of this village is the best among the more than ten villages in Dashan County.

The roads in the village are flat, and every household is a brick house, and most of them have Shifeng tricycles.

The construction of this village is even better than that of the county. There are more than 50 households in the village who do not farm much. They have business in the county, and farming is a waste.

After Lin Yu came in, he walked in the village. At this time, people passing by also came up to ask about this fortune telling.

"Fortune teller? It's not a lie, is it?"

"..."

A peasant woman came over here, and asked arrogantly: "Fortune teller, come here, how much is it?"

Lin Yu set up his posture, deliberately thickened his voice, and said, "I only count on people who are destined, and if the count is accurate, no money is required, just a meal."

"Then do I count?" The peasant woman asked, Lin Yu shook his head and said, "You and I are not destined."

The man paused, and continued to do his own business, and Lin Yu also wandered to the Ma's house, which was actually very easy to find. There is a large three-room yard here, and the two next to it are the Ma's territory.

Tomorrow, I will go to Huapeng Village to pick up the bride, so I have to decorate the big yard inside and out, especially the houses in this kind of village are more or less old-fashioned, and the big yard can accommodate hundreds of people.

There are rockery gardens around, which can be seen to be very magnificent, and there are more than a dozen nannies and family members who are busy inside and out. Lin Yu actually has a feeling of time travel. Who dares to arrange like this.

But Dashan County is lagging behind here, and there is almost no signal in the rest of the place except Majia Village.The county also thought about building a base station, but it was too expensive, and the mountain roads were difficult to walk, and few maintenance personnel went to the countryside. Over time, only signal towers were built in the county and Majia Village.

Lin Yu took out some seeds in his cloth bag and arranged them around. It happened that there would be no one there, and even if someone saw it, they wouldn't know what Lin Yu was doing.

After everything was done, Lin Yu came to the door. They were all tidying up the yard now, and it was also a novelty to see a fortune teller come to the door.

"Yo, fortune teller, this is Ma's house, why are you here?"

Lin Yu said pretentiously: "Excuse me, please help to inform the owner of the family that this house has suffered a disaster of five ghosts flying sickles. Soon, a catastrophe will strike!"

In this way, everyone, look at me and I look at you, the master of the house is very superstitious, but this is not a trivial matter.If you commit five ghosts, your family will be ruined if you fail to do so.

"Come and watch him, I'll go in and report!" The servant is not an idiot, he can't let this fortune teller run away, he went in and said it himself, and a fortune teller came at the door, saying that he committed five ghosts, and you will be gone when you come out. Hitting him is unbearable.

Three young men came and stared at Lin Yu, and the servants here hurried into the house.

Everyone in the family was present, Ma Youde and Ma Youzhong were chatting, while Sun Wenyun sat aside, not daring to speak.As for Ma Liang, he was staying in the backyard. Recently, he has been in a daze, and every time he passed the pigsty, he would giggle silly.

As soon as the servant entered the room, he hurriedly said: "Madam, a fortune teller came outside and said that our house has committed five ghosts. If you think it is a liar, I will go and drive him away."

Ma Youzhong slapped the table, and scolded: "Joke, our old Ma's family has lived in this house for several lifetimes, and nothing has happened. Tomorrow is a day of great joy. If you say anything depressing, hurry up!"

After all, Ma Youzhong is also the big boss of the market in the county. He has seen some things in the world and doesn't believe in ghosts.

After finishing speaking, the old lady was not happy, and hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, let that fortune teller come in."

Ma Youzhong knew that his mother was superstitious, but the other party was clearly here to deceive, and persuaded him: "Mother, this is the 21st century, so what kind of ghosts and snakes are there, most likely because of our family's age, they came here to cheat money."

The old lady waved her hand and said: "Let that fortune teller come in, let's test him, this kind of thing, it's better to believe it or not, if the calculation is accurate, we will pay for the money, if not, we will beat him out with a stick."

"Mom, what you say is right, let that fortune teller come in!"

(End of this chapter)