leisurely country

Chapter 31 Professional Bird Shooting?

What to do if the child is sulking?
Just a fight.

As a member of Lao Ding's family, Ding Yuan has been deeply touched by this sentence since he was a child.

I don't know how many painful realizations I have experienced...

So, now Ding Yuan has upgraded this sentence a bit.

What should I do if my pet is disobedient?
Just stew it...

And at this time, I really felt that Dahua, who might become a barbecue of death, was really honest this time.

It obediently followed behind Ding Yuan, taking steps that were almost inaudible, doing its job well.

But Ding Yuan didn't believe in this product at all. With the urine nature of this product, as long as there is something delicious, it will definitely change into a prototype in seconds!
"Look for any poisons. This kind of thing is just right for the local landowner to bring justice."

While walking, Ding Yuan used his land sensing ability to look for prey.

Now he is using the land sensing ability more smoothly, and it does not delay him enjoying the scenery at the same time.

How did he know that somewhere, there are two strange things waiting for him...

At this time, two men were squatting on a thick branch of a tree in the mountain, watching the movement in the forest through the gaps in the leaves.

"Brother, are there really tigers in the mountains here?"

One of the men could tell right away that he was a man with a lot of problems just by looking at him.

With question marks in your head, your stomach is full of questions waiting for you.

"Keep your voice down, didn't I tell you? I saw it with my own eyes on the app, and the video shot by others is right here, so it's unmistakable."

Triangle Eyes is the elder brother of the two.

At first, the two chatted and spanked in the online community, talking about wild tigers.

One said that the spotted tiger was fierce, and the other said that the white tiger was beautiful.

After talking for a long time, this matter was going to be overturned.

But just a few days later, Triangle Eyes heard from the son of the second uncle next door who just came home from work, that he met a big boss at a dinner party and wanted to open a zoo, but he almost missed a beast, a tiger, a lion, a cat, a bear or something.

He thought about it, made a few crossbows, and made an appointment with the second guy with the community ID "Sand Sculpture is me", who was obviously not as intelligent as himself, that is, the comrade who had a question mark in his head just now.

I plan to imitate Wu Song and fight tigers...

Then, medicine the tiger, sell the tiger, and make a lot of money...

Then invest, buy lottery tickets, win a lottery, and win a lot of prizes...

Become the village head, marry the village flower, and reach the pinnacle of life.

Thinking about it, the saliva trickled down the branches.

"But it's just us these two, okay?" Er Dai asked a small question first.

"Is it okay? If you're a man, just say yes. There are many things that you think can't be done, just because you haven't tried it."

"How do you know if you don't try it? What's wrong with Wu Song? Does he have more arms or legs than us? Besides, our weapon, don't you know, American product, professional."

"Yeah, what the elder brother said makes sense..."

Er Dai rested his chin on his palm, as if that was really the case.

The triangular eyes were about to be successfully brainwashed, when suddenly the wormwood on the ground was cut and pushed away, and the voice was soft: "There is movement, get ready."

In addition to the hand crossbow, the two of them also put three or four animal traps in the forest, most of which were hidden in the haystacks, and they couldn't be seen unless they looked carefully.

As soon as he heard the movement, Er Dai became even more nervous. He frantically took out the hand crossbow from his back, but before he could hold it firmly, the hand crossbow seemed to have grown legs and was about to escape from his hand.

Er Dai quickly twisted his waist to reach the crossbow, his feet were unstable, and he fell to the ground with an ah.

As for the hand crossbow that he dropped one step earlier, if he didn't lower his head and search carefully, he would never be able to find it.

The triangular eyes were startled: "Second Dai, are you alright?"

I didn't look at the almanac when I went out. Seeing that the movement was wrong, Er Dai fell down first. If the tiger who came over was really a tiger, then the scene later might be a bit bloody.

Should I close my eyes and be blind?
Or shoot it with a hand crossbow?

But I also thought that the tiger is only valuable alive, how can it be sold to the zoo owner when it is dead?
In the blink of an eye, the mess in his head was like a child's yarn unraveling.

Shocked violently, when he came back to his senses, he saw a ferocious beast rushing over, pressing Er Dao firmly to the ground.

That's right, it's a cat.

cat?
The big flower spins and jumps with its eyes closed, and occasionally swings.

This person looks a bit dull, and Ben Meow rewards you with trampling.

Little friend, don't run away, those who are stepped on by me will get profound blessings.

I heard that Lord Yan likes cats very much. I have a brother who has become some sort of envoy in a foreign country.

It seems to be the angel of death, right?
For a while, the meowing sound kept ringing, hello, are you recruiting in a paper box?
This place needs a guy who's fluent in cat language to come over and be an interpreter.

What, still need salary?

Is Ben Meow someone with such vulgar things?
The hateful master, exploiting my value, doesn't even pay me wages.

Dahua gave Ding Yuan a look to let him understand.

He turned back arrogantly and stared at another person, and the other person seemed a little...

How do you say that word, professional?
The triangular eyes swallowed, no, judging by the size, it is probably a tiger cub.

This tiger is not ordinary, brother, take care, I will burn more paper for you.

There are also beauties, houses, and just an Audi. The richest man in the village drives this.

I don't think you usually wear suits, so I'll bring you a few more suits, keep your spirits up, if anyone really likes you when you get there, just ask your dreams.

Mingbi is enough.

Don't blame anyone, don't blame anything.

Everyone has their own fate, tiger tiger, after you eat him, you must not come to me.

While reciting the Diamond Sutra to save the second daze, suddenly a human voice exploded in my ears.

"who?"

Ding Yuan probed all the way over, who knew that the big flower would pounce on it with a swish.

But judging by the sneaky appearance of these two, they don't look like good people.

These days, although not many people come to the mountains to poach, there are still a few.

Therefore, Ding Yuan is also not polite.

The sickle in his hand pointed at Er Dai on the ground, and his eyes fixed on the triangular eye on the tree.

The atmosphere became chilling in vain.

The crossbow in Triangle Eye's hand was tightly held, and the arrow of the crossbow was about to be fired in the next second.

Erdai on the ground spat out two mouthfuls of leaves of grass and dirt. After being ravaged by the big flower for a long time, he obviously had natural characteristics, and his mouth was dry: "We want... to come and shoot a bird."

Triangle Eyes also heaved a sigh of relief, thinking to himself that Er is still a bit smart to stay at this kind of time, he has tried his best to fight the tiger, but if he wants to kill with a crossbow, he will not dare.

In the final analysis, it is only for money, if money is not successful, just run away.

He is the sprint king in the village, and he doesn't believe that anyone he meets in the woods will be better than him.

"Hitting birds? Do you know about protecting animals? What are you holding in your hand?"

Ding Yuan didn't believe that the one who was good at hand crossbow would be shooting birds.

"Professional, hand crossbows, I'm always good at watching TV." Triangle Eyes said seriously.

"Professional? Professionals use slingshots. I believe you ghost, come down."

Ding Yuan was unmoved.

Dahua continued to be violent, Erdai screamed, and Triangle Eye was worried.

"You let my brother go first."

"You come down first."

"Let him go, I'll come down right away."

"Throw away the weapon, I'll let him go right away."

"Are you thinking of me? Professionals never drop their weapons. Chu Liuxiang said that he is there. I also said that there are people."

"Chu Liuxiang didn't say that. In addition, Galen said that people are in the tower."

"That's right, others are there, and I am here. They are all professionals."

Eyes facing each other, confrontation...

Accompanied by the screaming Er Dai, the scene was very funny for a while.

Ding Yuan was thinking about what to do, after all, the weapon was still a bit dangerous, and he might have to deliver food if he rushed forward.

But...you can't go on like this, can you?

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the sky gradually darkened.

Five or six minutes later, a long howl suddenly came from the forest: "Hmm..."

this sound?
it seems that……

(End of this chapter)