Super Farmer
Chapter 318 Uncle Xu Magic
Chapter 318 Uncle Xu Magic
"This is...fuck! This is put into the wheel..." Before finishing speaking, Su Xu clicked the tip of his tongue again, and stood still with his eyes straight, as if he had been struck by lightning suddenly.
The chicken that was dying and almost pecked at Xiao Tongtong was taken into the reincarnation bead space by him.
His reincarnation bead comes with a space where time is still!
Before, he hadn't researched that the space was only ten cubic meters, and he was afraid of revealing the secret, so he never ignored the function of the reincarnation beads.
Just now, he was anxious and stared at the chicken, and when he touched the chicken feathers, he took the chicken into the space of the Samsara Orb.
"Where's the chicken?" Little Tongtong asked in surprise after being taken aback, looking at Su Xu with sparkling eyes, "Uncle Xu can do magic tricks, it's amazing!"
Uh... magic? ? ?
Su Xu came back to his senses, and when he met Xiao Tongtong's big clear eyes, it was like seeing a pair of colored glass that was not stained with any dirt, free from worldly pollution, clean and full of spirituality.
Suddenly, he had an urge to tell the truth.
However, he twisted his stiff neck, turned around to the fat man Xu Yuan and his father Su Dashan, and saw that they were all shocked, and he still followed the little Tongtong's words: "Hehe, yes, Uncle Xu has specially learned of."
As he said that, he moved the chicken out of the space of the Samsara Orb, and saw a flash of light in Xu Yuan's eyes, but Xu Yuan was a villain, so he pretended he didn't see it.
After Xu Yuan left with Su Dashan, Su Xu let out a long breath of "huh—" and turned his head, seeing the little Tongtong looking at him with an adoring expression, feeling inexplicably guilty.
"Uncle Xu, Tongtong also wants to learn magic, is that okay?" Little Tongtong asked.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Su Xu choked on his saliva. Sure enough, one lie needs a hundred lies to cover it up. How would he explain the magic that Tong Tong would never be able to learn?
"Uncle Xu, can't you?" The light in Xiao Tongtong's eyes dimmed, he lowered his head and stopped talking.
Not to mention that he's not like other brats, who just roll around when he doesn't like it, even the mischievousness he had when he first met Su Xu is gone.
This child has grown up, but the price of growing up is too painful.
Su Xu stroked his little head, and didn't offer any comfort, but said, "What kind of magic did Uncle Xu perform today, you have to figure it out for yourself, and don't tell others, this is a secret between Uncle Xu and you. If you can't figure it out, Uncle Xu will tell you when you grow up and get admitted to university. Okay?"
Not wanting to deceive Xiao Tongtong, Su Xu can only use a delaying technique, procrastinating, until Xiao Tongtong forgets... Even if Tongtong still remembers this when he is admitted to university, so why not just tell the truth?
In fact, Xiao Tongtong is suffering from progeria, will he live long enough to be admitted to university...
Su Xu shook his head, didn't think about it anymore, and took Xiao Tongtong to shaved the chicken.
Little Tongtong winked, let go of his short legs, and ran to the kitchen to grab some straw, and asked Su Xu to light it to burn the fine fluff on the chicken.
Seeing the fire ignited by the straw, the skin of the chicken was roasted until it turned yellow and oily, Xiao Tongtong wrinkled his little nose and said, "It smells so good!"
"You little greedy cat!" Su Xu smiled and pinched his little nose, then asked him to take his mobile phone, call Jiang Yumei, and ask her to come to dinner.
Xiao Tongtong quickly took out Su Xu's cell phone, finished calling Jiang Yumei, and then asked cautiously: "Shuanzi also lives here, can I invite him to dinner later?"
Su Xu laughed: "Haha, my little Tongtong wants to invite friends, it's ok, you can also invite dogs."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Tongtong was a little unhappy: "But I don't want to invite Brother Goudan. If he wants to come, he will bring Jinbao. I don't like Jinbao. He always bites people."
Seeing the resentful look on Xiao Douding's face, he probably was bitten by Jin Bao, Su Xu quickly asked, "Did Jin Bao bite you?"
"The last time I bit him, grandma told his mother, but he was disobedient and still bit. Shuanzi and Brother Yu were both bitten by him, and he wanted to bite Xing'er, but Xing'er slapped him, his mother I went to find Grandpa Myolie..."
Xiao Tongtong snorted again, and said, "His mother always said that he is the most precious child in the village. Uncle Xu always finds a lawyer to sue him. If the children in the village treat him badly, the lawyer will arrest him." .”
Su Xu choked on his saliva again, he really didn't understand what kind of brain circuit Goudanma was.
However, he was too lazy to care about such trivial matters, so he directly blamed him: "Tongtong, you should report this situation to Aunt Yumei later, and let her take the time to educate Goudan Mama, so that Goudan Mama can realize her innocence. mistake."
"Okay!"
Xiao Tongtong happily agreed, like a soldier who has accepted an important mission, with a small chest puffed out.
He was impatient, and he couldn't wait until Jiang Yumei came over for dinner later to talk about it, so he called her directly and told her about it.
Jiang Yumei also burst into laughter on the other end of the phone, and then asked: "Your Uncle Xu is the village head, why doesn't he educate Goudanma himself?"
Little Tongtong glanced at Su Xu, and said with a sharp mouth: "Uncle Xu is the village head, Aunt Yumei is the village party secretary, and your official university is the leader!"
"That's right!" Su Xu laughed.
Just smiling, Er Niu brothers also came.
The brothers also picked up a basket full of snails. Without Su Xu's instructions, they found a basin, washed the snails, and then poured clean water to let the snails spit out sand.
Su Xu's preparations were almost done, and he started cooking.
He heats up the oil in the pan, puts onion, ginger, and garlic, stir-fry until fragrant, then stir-fries shredded pork until it changes color, puts a little soy sauce, stir-fries until half-ripe, puts the chopped pickles and shredded potatoes on high heat Stir-fry until ten ripe, and then serve up.
When Er Niu smelled the fragrance, he couldn't help but hold it with chopsticks, took a sip, and couldn't help but say: "This person who can read can do anything! When the evening school starts, I will let my mother also attend the evening school." Read more books, she is semi-literate, and she has cooked dishes for more than ten or twenty years, and she still cooks them like pig food."
"You boy, don't spread hatred for me in the village!" Su Xu scolded with a smile, then changed the topic, and said, "However, it's good to let aunts and aunts go to night school and read more books."
While talking about setting up a night school, Jiang Yumei came, a little confused: "Does our village have a night school?"
Su Xu scooped up a ladle of water and poured it into the pot. While brushing the pot, he jokingly said, "In official terms, education is the foundation of a century-old plan."
Er Niu interjected, "Speaking bluntly?"
Su Xu said with a smile: "Education must start from the baby, and we cannot let the children in our village lose at the starting line. I think that after the new houses in the whole village are built, kindergartens and primary schools will be built immediately, and the teaching facilities must be built. Just like schools in the city, the investment will be huge.”
With that said, Su Xu smiled at Jiang Yumei and gave him a "you understand" look.
Jiang Yumei came to a sudden: "So, in order to save costs, we can also use the vacant time of elementary school classrooms at night to give the villagers extra cultural lessons? Oh, and we can also hold various interest classes and skill classes!"
(End of this chapter)
"This is...fuck! This is put into the wheel..." Before finishing speaking, Su Xu clicked the tip of his tongue again, and stood still with his eyes straight, as if he had been struck by lightning suddenly.
The chicken that was dying and almost pecked at Xiao Tongtong was taken into the reincarnation bead space by him.
His reincarnation bead comes with a space where time is still!
Before, he hadn't researched that the space was only ten cubic meters, and he was afraid of revealing the secret, so he never ignored the function of the reincarnation beads.
Just now, he was anxious and stared at the chicken, and when he touched the chicken feathers, he took the chicken into the space of the Samsara Orb.
"Where's the chicken?" Little Tongtong asked in surprise after being taken aback, looking at Su Xu with sparkling eyes, "Uncle Xu can do magic tricks, it's amazing!"
Uh... magic? ? ?
Su Xu came back to his senses, and when he met Xiao Tongtong's big clear eyes, it was like seeing a pair of colored glass that was not stained with any dirt, free from worldly pollution, clean and full of spirituality.
Suddenly, he had an urge to tell the truth.
However, he twisted his stiff neck, turned around to the fat man Xu Yuan and his father Su Dashan, and saw that they were all shocked, and he still followed the little Tongtong's words: "Hehe, yes, Uncle Xu has specially learned of."
As he said that, he moved the chicken out of the space of the Samsara Orb, and saw a flash of light in Xu Yuan's eyes, but Xu Yuan was a villain, so he pretended he didn't see it.
After Xu Yuan left with Su Dashan, Su Xu let out a long breath of "huh—" and turned his head, seeing the little Tongtong looking at him with an adoring expression, feeling inexplicably guilty.
"Uncle Xu, Tongtong also wants to learn magic, is that okay?" Little Tongtong asked.
"Cough, cough, cough..." Su Xu choked on his saliva. Sure enough, one lie needs a hundred lies to cover it up. How would he explain the magic that Tong Tong would never be able to learn?
"Uncle Xu, can't you?" The light in Xiao Tongtong's eyes dimmed, he lowered his head and stopped talking.
Not to mention that he's not like other brats, who just roll around when he doesn't like it, even the mischievousness he had when he first met Su Xu is gone.
This child has grown up, but the price of growing up is too painful.
Su Xu stroked his little head, and didn't offer any comfort, but said, "What kind of magic did Uncle Xu perform today, you have to figure it out for yourself, and don't tell others, this is a secret between Uncle Xu and you. If you can't figure it out, Uncle Xu will tell you when you grow up and get admitted to university. Okay?"
Not wanting to deceive Xiao Tongtong, Su Xu can only use a delaying technique, procrastinating, until Xiao Tongtong forgets... Even if Tongtong still remembers this when he is admitted to university, so why not just tell the truth?
In fact, Xiao Tongtong is suffering from progeria, will he live long enough to be admitted to university...
Su Xu shook his head, didn't think about it anymore, and took Xiao Tongtong to shaved the chicken.
Little Tongtong winked, let go of his short legs, and ran to the kitchen to grab some straw, and asked Su Xu to light it to burn the fine fluff on the chicken.
Seeing the fire ignited by the straw, the skin of the chicken was roasted until it turned yellow and oily, Xiao Tongtong wrinkled his little nose and said, "It smells so good!"
"You little greedy cat!" Su Xu smiled and pinched his little nose, then asked him to take his mobile phone, call Jiang Yumei, and ask her to come to dinner.
Xiao Tongtong quickly took out Su Xu's cell phone, finished calling Jiang Yumei, and then asked cautiously: "Shuanzi also lives here, can I invite him to dinner later?"
Su Xu laughed: "Haha, my little Tongtong wants to invite friends, it's ok, you can also invite dogs."
Unexpectedly, Xiao Tongtong was a little unhappy: "But I don't want to invite Brother Goudan. If he wants to come, he will bring Jinbao. I don't like Jinbao. He always bites people."
Seeing the resentful look on Xiao Douding's face, he probably was bitten by Jin Bao, Su Xu quickly asked, "Did Jin Bao bite you?"
"The last time I bit him, grandma told his mother, but he was disobedient and still bit. Shuanzi and Brother Yu were both bitten by him, and he wanted to bite Xing'er, but Xing'er slapped him, his mother I went to find Grandpa Myolie..."
Xiao Tongtong snorted again, and said, "His mother always said that he is the most precious child in the village. Uncle Xu always finds a lawyer to sue him. If the children in the village treat him badly, the lawyer will arrest him." .”
Su Xu choked on his saliva again, he really didn't understand what kind of brain circuit Goudanma was.
However, he was too lazy to care about such trivial matters, so he directly blamed him: "Tongtong, you should report this situation to Aunt Yumei later, and let her take the time to educate Goudan Mama, so that Goudan Mama can realize her innocence. mistake."
"Okay!"
Xiao Tongtong happily agreed, like a soldier who has accepted an important mission, with a small chest puffed out.
He was impatient, and he couldn't wait until Jiang Yumei came over for dinner later to talk about it, so he called her directly and told her about it.
Jiang Yumei also burst into laughter on the other end of the phone, and then asked: "Your Uncle Xu is the village head, why doesn't he educate Goudanma himself?"
Little Tongtong glanced at Su Xu, and said with a sharp mouth: "Uncle Xu is the village head, Aunt Yumei is the village party secretary, and your official university is the leader!"
"That's right!" Su Xu laughed.
Just smiling, Er Niu brothers also came.
The brothers also picked up a basket full of snails. Without Su Xu's instructions, they found a basin, washed the snails, and then poured clean water to let the snails spit out sand.
Su Xu's preparations were almost done, and he started cooking.
He heats up the oil in the pan, puts onion, ginger, and garlic, stir-fry until fragrant, then stir-fries shredded pork until it changes color, puts a little soy sauce, stir-fries until half-ripe, puts the chopped pickles and shredded potatoes on high heat Stir-fry until ten ripe, and then serve up.
When Er Niu smelled the fragrance, he couldn't help but hold it with chopsticks, took a sip, and couldn't help but say: "This person who can read can do anything! When the evening school starts, I will let my mother also attend the evening school." Read more books, she is semi-literate, and she has cooked dishes for more than ten or twenty years, and she still cooks them like pig food."
"You boy, don't spread hatred for me in the village!" Su Xu scolded with a smile, then changed the topic, and said, "However, it's good to let aunts and aunts go to night school and read more books."
While talking about setting up a night school, Jiang Yumei came, a little confused: "Does our village have a night school?"
Su Xu scooped up a ladle of water and poured it into the pot. While brushing the pot, he jokingly said, "In official terms, education is the foundation of a century-old plan."
Er Niu interjected, "Speaking bluntly?"
Su Xu said with a smile: "Education must start from the baby, and we cannot let the children in our village lose at the starting line. I think that after the new houses in the whole village are built, kindergartens and primary schools will be built immediately, and the teaching facilities must be built. Just like schools in the city, the investment will be huge.”
With that said, Su Xu smiled at Jiang Yumei and gave him a "you understand" look.
Jiang Yumei came to a sudden: "So, in order to save costs, we can also use the vacant time of elementary school classrooms at night to give the villagers extra cultural lessons? Oh, and we can also hold various interest classes and skill classes!"
(End of this chapter)
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