Super Farmer
Chapter 37 There's a Snake in the Tree Behind
Chapter 37 There's a Snake in the Tree Behind
"I'm not stupid!"
Su Xu answered without raising his head, and said, "Mom, don't worry, if I'm going to suffer from heat stroke, I'll go back early."
"You're not stupid, you know it's a pit and still jump into it?"
With a cold snort, Feng Yuling couldn't help cursing again.
Su Xu stopped talking.
As the acting village head, he is definitely on the job.
However, it is impossible for his mother to agree to it all at once, so he can only grind his kung fu with water, slowly.After grinding for ten days and a half months, it should be almost done.
In the evening, the setting sun was like fire.
Before Su Xu and the others dismissed the work, Hou Haiyang and Luo Yan, carrying big bags and small bags, came to the steep slope on the side of the mountain, and said loudly, "Let's go up first, and find a place to set up camp!"
Feng Yuling shouted: "Su Xu, go ahead and treat Yan'er and Haiyang well."
Su Xu expressed serious doubts about this. In fact, Hou Haiyang is just a joke. The one my mother really wants him to treat... is Luo Yan!
Su Xu coughed dryly, winked at Feng Jue, and said, "Go get your sister Yumei to prepare. I'm done, so I'll come pick you up."
"okay!"
Feng Jue happily responded and ran away.
When Su Xu walked over with a basket on his back, Jiang Yumei and Feng Jue were all ready, waiting in the yard of the village committee, with large and small bags.
"Are you moving, or camping?"
Su Xu shook his head and laughed.However, one is a girl who has been loved since childhood, and the other is a woman who fell in love at first sight, what can I do?Pet it!
He found a shoulder pole, hung all his bags on it, and walked out of the village committee with the burden while Feng Jue hummed "You carry the burden, I lead the horse...".
He brought the two girls to the door of his house, met Feng Lifeng and Xu Yuan, and the group went up the mountain.
Entering the mountain forest, Jiang Yumei completely let go of herself. She no longer had the reserve and calmness of a beautiful secretary. While walking on the mountain road, she also used her mobile phone to broadcast live the trip to the mountain forest.
"Look, our Village Chief Su, walking on the ground among the rugged rocks in the forest..."
As she spoke, Jiang Yumei raised her mobile phone, pointed the camera at Su Xu, and smiled so hard that her mouth was crooked.
Feng Jue happily ran over, grabbed a scene, and said, "My brother was punished by the boss for digging bonsai. He picked those trees down the mountain like this."
The black line on Su Xu's head: "You two are enough!"
On the screen of the live broadcast room, the barrage was flying up.
"I feel sorry for the elder uncle of the village for three seconds. What about the bonsai, I want two pots!"
"Fushi bonsai, how many are there, how much do I want, brother is not short of money!"
"The anchor took pictures of the bonsai in the elder brother's vegetable field in the village. Here's a set for my brother."
"Brother Village Chief, does the village accept tourists from other places? I want to live in Brother Village Chief's house and grow up with the bonsai."
"Stay out of the way of the flat-chested anchor, don't get in the way of our village eldest uncle selling bonsai."
……
Feng Jue looked at the barrage, waved his little paws, bared his teeth, and threatened, "Don't call me uncle, or I'll let my brother beat you!"
The barrage was silent for two seconds, and then erupted like a torrent.
The screen was full of words: "Uncle Elder Village, I want to buy a bonsai!"
Jiang Yumei also hated the group of water friends and viewers in her live broadcast room: "A group of people who have no position and integrity, who is flat-chested?"
On the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, a message popped up immediately: "Brother, we have been friends for more than ten or twenty years, who are we talking about, you don't have any points in your heart?"
The corners of Jiang Yumei's mouth twitched twice, and she didn't want to go all out, she turned her head to look at Su Xu, and asked fiercely, "How is my figure?"
Su Xu didn't even think about it, and answered very simply: "Not so good!"
"Eh?" Jiang Yumei was dumbfounded for a moment, with a lovely dull expression on her face.
She didn't expect that Su Xu would be so straightforward!
The water lovers and viewers in the live broadcast room were overjoyed, like a mountain torrent, frantically brushing up the barrage.
"The elder uncle of the village is mighty and domineering!"
"666!"
"Brother refuses to accept anyone, but the village chief uncle, a real man, he is determined not to be an anchor and lick a dog."
"I sympathize with the anchor, the elder uncle of the village is too upright."
"The flat-chested anchor had an arrow in his heart. It was too painful. He asked someone who shouldn't."
"In the eyes of the elder uncle of the village, only the younger sister is good in the world, and other women are grass."
……
The joy in the live broadcast room was boundless. In the barrage of flying bullets, suddenly a bright red barrage flashed.
"Eh? I'm the only one. Did you see a big snake swimming over from the tree behind the head of the elder uncle of the village?"
Jiang Yumei's eyes swept over, and she exclaimed suddenly.
"Su Xu, there is a snake behind you!"
The snake on the tree swam over along a branch that stretched horizontally. The snake's head was as big as a melon, and the bright red snake sighed and swallowed in the wide snake's mouth.
hiss--
Snake Condolence is less than half a foot away from the back of Su Xu's head!
"Wang!"
Suddenly there was a dog barking, and the black dog that was chasing after him at some point suddenly sprang up from the nearby thorn bushes, jumped more than one meter in the air, swung its paws, and grabbed the snake's head fiercely.
The black snake sensed the danger and wanted to turn around, but it was too late. When the dog paw waved, an afterimage was brought up, and it hit the snake with a "bang".
Under the black dog's paws, the snake's head was like paper. The snake's head was easily scratched off, and the snake's body wrapped around the tree was also torn off abruptly by the dog's paw.
Snake blood splashes!
A drop of snake blood dripped on the phone screen!
In the studio, there was a dead silence.
After more than two seconds of silence, the barrage jumped wildly again, asking Jiang Yumei to take a picture of the black dog.
"This dog is so old!"
Feng Lifeng, a boy in the second year of middle school, had an envious expression on his face, his eyes were shining brightly, he wished he could pounce on the black dog, hugged the black dog and kissed it, which made the black dog clamp its tail tightly in fright.
"Woooo-"
The black dog faltered, clamped its tail tightly, and shrank behind Su Xu.
Later, Xu Yuan also set his sights on the black soil dog, and said directly: "Brother, let's sell this dog to Brother Fat. You can set a price for how much it is."
"This dog doesn't belong to my family. It was raised by the villagers."
Su Xu didn't want them all to stare at the black dog, so he bent down, picked up the snake body with its head exploded, coiled it up, tied it with tree vines, put it on the black dog's back, and said, "Go, find you, Brother Monkey! "
"Wang Wang Wang!"
The black dog was unwilling to leave first, and the dog's eyes kept staring at Jiang Yumei's phone, ready to move.
"Stupid dog, that's not for food."
Su Xu scolded with a smile.
This dog is usually cowardly, but when he was in crisis, he rushed up without hesitation and took the initiative to attack the big snake on the tree.Its speed is also as fast as a ghost, far exceeding that of ordinary dogs.
I don't know if the strangeness of the black dog has anything to do with the fact that the black dog was by his side when he was struck by lightning.
Su Xu's eyes fell on the black dog, thoughtful.
The mountains are deep and the forests are dense, even the sun in hot summer is hard to shine through.At this time, in the evening, there is twilight rising between the branches and leaves, and the light is even more dim.
"Hurry up, get to the campsite first, you have to set up a tent. Otherwise, it will be cold at night."
Su Xu urged.
Just in time, Hou Haiyang also called.
(End of this chapter)
"I'm not stupid!"
Su Xu answered without raising his head, and said, "Mom, don't worry, if I'm going to suffer from heat stroke, I'll go back early."
"You're not stupid, you know it's a pit and still jump into it?"
With a cold snort, Feng Yuling couldn't help cursing again.
Su Xu stopped talking.
As the acting village head, he is definitely on the job.
However, it is impossible for his mother to agree to it all at once, so he can only grind his kung fu with water, slowly.After grinding for ten days and a half months, it should be almost done.
In the evening, the setting sun was like fire.
Before Su Xu and the others dismissed the work, Hou Haiyang and Luo Yan, carrying big bags and small bags, came to the steep slope on the side of the mountain, and said loudly, "Let's go up first, and find a place to set up camp!"
Feng Yuling shouted: "Su Xu, go ahead and treat Yan'er and Haiyang well."
Su Xu expressed serious doubts about this. In fact, Hou Haiyang is just a joke. The one my mother really wants him to treat... is Luo Yan!
Su Xu coughed dryly, winked at Feng Jue, and said, "Go get your sister Yumei to prepare. I'm done, so I'll come pick you up."
"okay!"
Feng Jue happily responded and ran away.
When Su Xu walked over with a basket on his back, Jiang Yumei and Feng Jue were all ready, waiting in the yard of the village committee, with large and small bags.
"Are you moving, or camping?"
Su Xu shook his head and laughed.However, one is a girl who has been loved since childhood, and the other is a woman who fell in love at first sight, what can I do?Pet it!
He found a shoulder pole, hung all his bags on it, and walked out of the village committee with the burden while Feng Jue hummed "You carry the burden, I lead the horse...".
He brought the two girls to the door of his house, met Feng Lifeng and Xu Yuan, and the group went up the mountain.
Entering the mountain forest, Jiang Yumei completely let go of herself. She no longer had the reserve and calmness of a beautiful secretary. While walking on the mountain road, she also used her mobile phone to broadcast live the trip to the mountain forest.
"Look, our Village Chief Su, walking on the ground among the rugged rocks in the forest..."
As she spoke, Jiang Yumei raised her mobile phone, pointed the camera at Su Xu, and smiled so hard that her mouth was crooked.
Feng Jue happily ran over, grabbed a scene, and said, "My brother was punished by the boss for digging bonsai. He picked those trees down the mountain like this."
The black line on Su Xu's head: "You two are enough!"
On the screen of the live broadcast room, the barrage was flying up.
"I feel sorry for the elder uncle of the village for three seconds. What about the bonsai, I want two pots!"
"Fushi bonsai, how many are there, how much do I want, brother is not short of money!"
"The anchor took pictures of the bonsai in the elder brother's vegetable field in the village. Here's a set for my brother."
"Brother Village Chief, does the village accept tourists from other places? I want to live in Brother Village Chief's house and grow up with the bonsai."
"Stay out of the way of the flat-chested anchor, don't get in the way of our village eldest uncle selling bonsai."
……
Feng Jue looked at the barrage, waved his little paws, bared his teeth, and threatened, "Don't call me uncle, or I'll let my brother beat you!"
The barrage was silent for two seconds, and then erupted like a torrent.
The screen was full of words: "Uncle Elder Village, I want to buy a bonsai!"
Jiang Yumei also hated the group of water friends and viewers in her live broadcast room: "A group of people who have no position and integrity, who is flat-chested?"
On the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, a message popped up immediately: "Brother, we have been friends for more than ten or twenty years, who are we talking about, you don't have any points in your heart?"
The corners of Jiang Yumei's mouth twitched twice, and she didn't want to go all out, she turned her head to look at Su Xu, and asked fiercely, "How is my figure?"
Su Xu didn't even think about it, and answered very simply: "Not so good!"
"Eh?" Jiang Yumei was dumbfounded for a moment, with a lovely dull expression on her face.
She didn't expect that Su Xu would be so straightforward!
The water lovers and viewers in the live broadcast room were overjoyed, like a mountain torrent, frantically brushing up the barrage.
"The elder uncle of the village is mighty and domineering!"
"666!"
"Brother refuses to accept anyone, but the village chief uncle, a real man, he is determined not to be an anchor and lick a dog."
"I sympathize with the anchor, the elder uncle of the village is too upright."
"The flat-chested anchor had an arrow in his heart. It was too painful. He asked someone who shouldn't."
"In the eyes of the elder uncle of the village, only the younger sister is good in the world, and other women are grass."
……
The joy in the live broadcast room was boundless. In the barrage of flying bullets, suddenly a bright red barrage flashed.
"Eh? I'm the only one. Did you see a big snake swimming over from the tree behind the head of the elder uncle of the village?"
Jiang Yumei's eyes swept over, and she exclaimed suddenly.
"Su Xu, there is a snake behind you!"
The snake on the tree swam over along a branch that stretched horizontally. The snake's head was as big as a melon, and the bright red snake sighed and swallowed in the wide snake's mouth.
hiss--
Snake Condolence is less than half a foot away from the back of Su Xu's head!
"Wang!"
Suddenly there was a dog barking, and the black dog that was chasing after him at some point suddenly sprang up from the nearby thorn bushes, jumped more than one meter in the air, swung its paws, and grabbed the snake's head fiercely.
The black snake sensed the danger and wanted to turn around, but it was too late. When the dog paw waved, an afterimage was brought up, and it hit the snake with a "bang".
Under the black dog's paws, the snake's head was like paper. The snake's head was easily scratched off, and the snake's body wrapped around the tree was also torn off abruptly by the dog's paw.
Snake blood splashes!
A drop of snake blood dripped on the phone screen!
In the studio, there was a dead silence.
After more than two seconds of silence, the barrage jumped wildly again, asking Jiang Yumei to take a picture of the black dog.
"This dog is so old!"
Feng Lifeng, a boy in the second year of middle school, had an envious expression on his face, his eyes were shining brightly, he wished he could pounce on the black dog, hugged the black dog and kissed it, which made the black dog clamp its tail tightly in fright.
"Woooo-"
The black dog faltered, clamped its tail tightly, and shrank behind Su Xu.
Later, Xu Yuan also set his sights on the black soil dog, and said directly: "Brother, let's sell this dog to Brother Fat. You can set a price for how much it is."
"This dog doesn't belong to my family. It was raised by the villagers."
Su Xu didn't want them all to stare at the black dog, so he bent down, picked up the snake body with its head exploded, coiled it up, tied it with tree vines, put it on the black dog's back, and said, "Go, find you, Brother Monkey! "
"Wang Wang Wang!"
The black dog was unwilling to leave first, and the dog's eyes kept staring at Jiang Yumei's phone, ready to move.
"Stupid dog, that's not for food."
Su Xu scolded with a smile.
This dog is usually cowardly, but when he was in crisis, he rushed up without hesitation and took the initiative to attack the big snake on the tree.Its speed is also as fast as a ghost, far exceeding that of ordinary dogs.
I don't know if the strangeness of the black dog has anything to do with the fact that the black dog was by his side when he was struck by lightning.
Su Xu's eyes fell on the black dog, thoughtful.
The mountains are deep and the forests are dense, even the sun in hot summer is hard to shine through.At this time, in the evening, there is twilight rising between the branches and leaves, and the light is even more dim.
"Hurry up, get to the campsite first, you have to set up a tent. Otherwise, it will be cold at night."
Su Xu urged.
Just in time, Hou Haiyang also called.
(End of this chapter)
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