My baby girl is not a goddess

Chapter 312 Classmate Xiaoyou and the Dafa of Fancy Kissing

Emmmmm......

I have to say that Aunt Shirley's performance of leaving the scene is very good, and the parting text dialogue is also very profound.

But... if this all appeared in the hot-blooded comics, there would be nothing wrong with it...

Everyone watched Aunt Shirley leave the stage, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh. The shame level was beyond the charts. As a daughter, Ban Xia was also ashamed of her mother's performance, and kept her head down, embarrassed to speak.

"This is really..."

"It is really……"

"Yes..."

"Yes……"

Our classmate Xia Nai was lucky in his dantian, turned around and pulled Xiaoyou who had just recovered, and yelled,

"Ban Xia's mother is so handsome!"

"In the future... I will definitely become such a strong man in the future!"

"Sure enough, if you become a boss, you can do whatever you want...Xiaoyou Xiaoyou, look at me, haven't you always wanted to train me? Teach me to be like Banxia's mother—"

boom!
While repairing Nana fiercely, Xiaoyou turned to look at Xiaoshan and the others, "Is this rhythm also in your plan?"

Xiaoshan pursed her lips and shook her head, "I haven't seen anyone of this level... To be honest, I'm a little surprised. I thought these big men would be more persuasive... I didn't expect this kind of result to happen."

"Then what should we do next..." Sister Ling comforted the shamed Banxia, ​​"What Aunt Shirley said just now didn't seem like a joke... I think she is serious."

"Well... Mother Shirley is serious."

emmmmm... Mom, mom?
When Xiaoyou played the role of Bai Zhi, she never greeted Aunt Xue Li very well. It seems that she used Auntie to take care of her later. It turns out that Bai Zhi still has the habit of calling her mother...

Bai Zhi showed everyone her mobile phone text message.

"Tomorrow's test is an academic test, and it will be shown in the form of a written test."

"All the questions are subjective questions, don't think about using any cheating methods, otherwise...you understand the consequences."

……

It seems that Aunt Shirley has been laying out the layout of trials in the local area for leisure and vacation. Should I say that she really deserves to be the heir of the blood of the goddess? summer.

"What should I do... My mother will definitely do it... If you are not satisfied with the visa, take me away forcibly or something..."

"There are still three trials..." Yuan Nai did not forget to remind everyone, "It's a pity that Bai Zhi can only exchange bodies with Xiaoyou, if she can exchange bodies with her younger sister..."

……

The light bulb on Xiaoshan's head suddenly glowed.

"Yuan, Yuannai!"

Xiao Shan tugged Yuan Nai's arm with great joy, "You are just like... a genius!"

"Eh?!! I just..."

Everyone has never heard Xiaoshan praise a person so much, it can be seen that Yuannai's words just now carry a lot of weight.

"Xiao, Xiaoyou!" Xiaoshan grabbed Xiaoyou's arm and questioned him, "Your ability...is to exchange bodies with kissing opposite sexes?"

"Um... so... and then?"

"Does this system law refer to your original gender, or the gender of the host where your soul resides?"

"...Uh, yes," Xiaoyou slapped his head, "It's—ah no, it was mentioned at the time that it was a soul-limited ability, but the specifics are—"

Xiaoshan excitedly led everyone to the room of Banxia and Juye, and set up the blackboard.

【Xiaoshan's elite class starts】

Teacher Xiaoshan cleared her throat, and said to the students present, "Although Sister Banxia's own abilities are not bad, but if you want to compete with the resources in Aunt Xueli's hands, I suggest using the strongest fighter on our side." Only in this way can we ensure the greatest possible victory, that is, let Bai Zhi and his younger sister Ban Xia perform body swaps."

"Body, body exchange?!" Sister Banxia was obviously a little flustered, and her eyes were shyly thrown away, "Let me... let me kiss Brother Xiaoyou too..."

"I object!" Nana immediately lifted the table, with a very aggrieved expression on her face, "You must be trying to green me!!!"

"Cough, cough cough..." Xiaoshan knocked on the blackboard, "Listen to the class—listen to me. I will show you the process of exchanging bodies between Bai Zhi and Pinellia using a flowchart."

Xiaoyou kissed with Banxia first, and then kissed with Pinellia's body and Baizhi. If the soul limit is true, this is obviously a good way to achieve it in one step, but it is not suitable.

As for why it is inappropriate... Because Ban Xia is still a child, it is too cruel to let other big brothers take away their first kiss.

What's more, Xiaoyou is such a scumbag...

When Xiaoshan complained in her heart, she didn't have time to notice the blush on Banxia's face.

"Actually, this strategy works in reverse..." Xiaoshan explained, "If you think it's inappropriate for Xiaoyou and Banxia to kiss, you can let Xiaoyou kiss another girl first, let's call it A."

"No, I want to be called Nana!" Nana's face was full of greenness, "Don't try to take advantage of my family's Xiaoyou, that A must be me!"

However...is this the case...

"It's okay..." Yuan Nai was cheering herself up, "If you need to use your singing talent, Xiaoyou will have to need me—"

"Calm down, calm down... There is a stupid woman standing in front of you, as a real sister, you should still have a chance... My brother's body must be mine—" Huihui stacked buffs for herself, not to be outdone.

"Become Baizhi...become Pinellia...just, as long as Banxia can pass the trial, it doesn't matter even if I give Xiaoyou the first kiss—" The gentle senior Ling has already begun to break down.

"It's so, so disruptive!" Youxi was almost dizzy after hearing this, "But... it seems that I definitely don't need to be used, the talent of an onmyoji cannot be used on every body, and me and Xiaoyou This bastard usually has such a bad relationship, how could he have the face to ask me for a kiss... So... Huh, am I feeling sad? How is it possible..."

"Okay, it seems very interesting..." Little Angel Chrysanthemum Leaf looked excited!

"Listen to me, you guys!" Xiaoshan didn't expect that everyone would be so enthusiastic. Could Xiaoyou really be a scumbag who secretly flirts with girls...

"Let Xiaoyou kiss with A first, and then kiss Banxia as A, so that Xiaoyou can get Banxia's body, and finally, use Banxia's body to kiss Baizhi, so that it can be realized." The souls have been swapped, but we must first try to see if it works before we can make the next decision—"

Everyone was still chattering and discussing non-stop, especially Nai Nai who overwhelmed all the voices by grabbing Xiaoyou's yelling voice.

"you--"

"Listen to me!"

Xiaoshan, who couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to control her explosively, turned into a demon form, and pushed away Nana who was pouting and wanted to kiss Xiaoyou forcefully.

"Well... saved..."

Xiaoyou was strangled by Nainai just now, and she almost couldn't breathe——

Pooh.

The demon Xiaoshan suddenly came forward and kissed Xiaoyou in front of Nana and all the big guys.

On this day, the world in the eyes of student Xia Nai is full of vitality and greenery.

(End of this chapter)