I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 101 The Shrewd Witch Parrot

"Hey, they didn't come~"

After running for a while, Bai Shuang said in surprise.

"Can you catch them? Your brother-in-law has already set a trap for them." Tank was a little proud, and said proudly.

He found that the great sage's mind is really good.

From Lianyan Plain to here, it has maintained a very high level. Although sometimes the brain circuit is relatively strange, it is still reliable and can stand the test of the organization.

"Well, it probably won't be able to catch up with us!"

The Great Sage confirmed it, and said.

He sensed that the Balrog had died, and it seemed that the combat effectiveness of that group of people was still very strong.But so what, the Balrog can still recruit tomorrow, don't be afraid.

"Brother-in-law, this time, we earned fifty gold-rank foreign crystals, hahaha!" Bai Shuang said happily.

"Not only that, but also that little guy should be able to sell for a lot of money... Uh, no, Bai Shuang, you fucking killed that bird. Quick! Loosen, loosen up! Don't scratch the neck!" Tank Suddenly shouted urgently.

It was only then that Bai Shuang noticed that he was a little nervous when he was being hunted down, and at some point he grabbed the Nine Phoenix Fury Blood Eagle cub's neck, causing its eyeballs to protrude, and it was almost dead.

In this way, he quickly let go, and the cub of Nine Phoenix Fury Blood Eagle escaped.

"Sweet, if this bird dies, you can use your bird to compensate!" Tank said angrily: "You know, this bird is not easy to come by, but we risked being chased and killed to snatch it !"

"Heh, this bird is worth as much as my bird!" Bai Shuang said in disbelief when he heard this.

"What's valuable about you, it's a bird that hasn't eaten meat..."

"Speak as if you have eaten, you are not a virgin."

"Hey, cool, why don't you accept this bird as a pet? Then, let's form a girl, think about it, every time a big battle ends, the girl will say 'cool, your bird is amazing Oh, people like it so much'."

While talking and thinking, thinking of the interesting point, Tank couldn't bear it any longer, and let out a big laugh that only a man can understand.

Bai Shuang didn't understand at first, but when he heard this laughter, he understood.

So much change!

But why does he think he likes it?
……

The Great Sage didn't speak at the side, he was looking at the system's reward for completing the task - a diamond-level foreign crystal.

It is round, about the size of a lychee, transparent and flawless, like a real diamond, shining with peerless light.

In addition, even if it is not held in the hand, the great sage can see it with the naked eye, and the compression contains terrifying energy in it, as if it will explode at any time.

After watching for a long time, the Great Sage interrupted them and said speechlessly, "Tank, you are such a flea..."

"No way, I'm trying to mediate the atmosphere when we were hunted down just now~"

"Yes, Tank, you are a flea!" Bai Shuang followed suit.

Tank refused, and the two started playing.

"Stop making trouble, let's go!"

"Boss, where are we going?"

"It's a space crack. Now, the efficiency is a bit slower because of the lack of two fighting beasts to help. We will come in tomorrow." Dasheng said, in fact, it is not only this reason, he also has to consider how to use this to the maximum benefit. A diamond-order heterocrystal.

"Yes, then let's go!"

Tank agreed.

Without firepower output, it's a waste of time if you don't leave!

Although Bai Shuang wanted to say, I am very strong, but I am afraid of being beaten by my brother-in-law, so think about it or forget it.

The three of them turned in one direction and headed towards the exit.

The tropical rain forest is full of trees, and it is difficult to tell the direction. Many students cannot find the exit after entering.But the Great Sage has Xiao Jinjin, so he is not afraid at all, he just rushes to the top to have a look, and he knows roughly which direction to go.

As they walked, suddenly, they heard a naughty voice similar to that of a child.

"Three silly pens, stop for me!"

The Great Sage turned his head.

Bai Shuang became angry and turned around too.

Tank wondered.

no one!

The sound seemed to be coming from above, but there was no one there.

They suspected that they were hallucinating, but after looking at each other, they were sure that there was no hallucination.

"Silly pen, silly pen!"

The naughty voice of the child came again, this time, behind them.

The Great Sage turned around abruptly.

From the corner of my eye, I saw a small colorful shadow flying by at a speed as fast as lightning. If it weren't for its colorful feathers, the Great Sage might not have noticed.

Witch parrot!

The Great Sage immediately thought it was it.

"It's a witch parrot~" the Great Sage told Tank.

When he heard that it was this thing, Tank's eyes were a little timid, he didn't want to be cursed, I heard that it was very uncomfortable.

"I'm going to kill it! Dare to trick us!"

Bai Shuang was furious.

He was originally a hot-blooded steel boy, no matter what kind of monsters and ghosts you are, all he wants is to beat everyone to death with one punch.

"Don't!" The Great Sage stopped him, "It seems that there shouldn't be much malice, otherwise, we would have been cursed long ago. 1"

"It's okay, brother-in-law, I'll kill it!"

Bai Shuang still screamed.

A faint black halo fell from the sky, Bai Shuang was hit, his right leg was paralyzed, and he went straight down.

"What the hell!"

Bai Shuang gritted his teeth, the paralysis was too severe, it was as if his whole leg was cramp.

Of course, that doesn't scare him off.

He was surrounded by lightning, and was about to attack, but just as he made the move, another black halo fell.

"So dizzy~"

Bai Shuang felt uncomfortable, blinked his eyes vigorously, his body swayed, and the originally lingering thunder and lightning dissipated instantly.

Amazing!
The great sage felt dark in his heart.

This is the first time he has encountered such a strange beast!

Quietly, the Great Sage let Xiao Jinjin out.

"Quack quack, little bug, love to eat..." Three seconds later, the naughty voice of a child came.

What did the Great Sage think of.

Oops!

Don't birds just eat bugs?If Xiao Jinjin goes, isn't it like a sheep entering the tiger's mouth?

Fortunately, Xiao Jinjin was not an ordinary bug. He felt that it was attacked and injured, so the Great Sage hurriedly recalled it.

Xiao Jinjin was useless, so the Great Sage made Wangcai move.

It sniffed, smelled, and stepped forward to find the trace of the Wuyu parrot with its dog's nose. Half a minute later, Wangcai lost his way and barked angrily.

"Quack quack, if you want to smell it, then your grandpa will let you smell the fragrant urine."

Ok!

The Great Sage is really convinced, this witch language parrot is too good, it doesn't look like a strange beast, it is simply a human being.

Next, the Great Sage threw the Linglong Beast Chess again.

However, before the Linglong Fighting Beast Chess shrouded in light, it had already slipped away and disappeared.

"what do you want?"

After pondering for a long time, the Great Sage thought that the other party could also communicate, so he simply negotiated.

"You guys just used me, don't I want to lose face? Different crystals, 20 yuan!"

The other party responded quickly.

Hearing these words, the Great Sage felt a very strange feeling in his heart, as if the tone and quantity were very similar to when he blackmailed "Aixinjueluo*Xuankai" just now.

Did it just see it?

Also, what face do you want for a bird...

Why don't you go to heaven?No, it can really go to heaven.

"Don't give it to me, I will pester you to death!" Seeing that the Great Sage was thinking about it, it threatened again.

"I hate people threatening me the most in my life!" The Great Sage narrowed his eyes, and anger rose from his stomach.

"Look at what you said, I'm not human..."

Well, the anger of the Great Sage froze instantly.

Nima!

Really speechless, this guy is poorer than himself!

"Uh, how about this, let's talk, okay?" The Great Sage planned to discuss with it: "When I cheated people, we dispatched a total of three people, and only fifty gold-rank foreign crystals were cheated. You A person, no, twenty coins for a bird, isn’t that too much?”

The witch parrot tilted its head, with confusion in its small eyes: "Is it too much?"

"Excessive! Think about it, if you three birds go out and get a bunch of worms, can you separate the worms from them?" The Great Sage seemed to understand it, and continued to explain.

"It must be divided, how can you convince the public if you don't divide it?!"

The Great Sage looked at it, and really wondered if some cultivator died and took the bird, otherwise, how could the bird be so smart.

Weird!

He looked at the tank, and the tank gave him a wink, as if to say that he had never heard of a witch parrot being so understanding of human nature.Most importantly, it speaks in a way too human-like.

"That's right, so, you divide each bird into about fifteen pieces, which is almost enough."

"Okay, then fifteen!" It agreed.

"Since you are reasonable and reasonable, let's talk about another question."

"Say, I'm reasonable, just say it openly!" The witch parrot patted its chest with its wings, assuming I am very fair.

They made the tanks speechless.

It doesn't matter if it's a bird, and the voice is like a child's, which is weird no matter how you look at it.

"So, we human beings are so big, and you are so small, don't we have to count?"

"It seems to make sense, so what?"

"Five, let's count five gold-rank foreign crystals for you."

It thought for a while: "Six pieces!"

"Okay, I'll give you some face, one more." The Great Sage pretended to be embarrassed and pondered for a while before saying.

Immediately, it felt as if it had made a profit, and it giggled.

"No, brother-in-law, you really want to give it to me. If you want me to say, kill it!" Bai Shuang said unwillingly.

"Are your legs still straight up, or how about doing it?!"

The Great Sage said contemptuously.

Bai Shuang shut up angrily.

He gave the other party five, is it really just to spend money to eliminate disasters?Bai Shuang, he is really a straight man of steel, with straight intestines, all the way to the chrysanthemum.

He gave it to Yijing, obviously to see if he could subdue it?

If it can be subdued, then there will be an extra thug.This business is definitely more cost-effective than recruiting another teammate.

What's more, even if it is to give it the golden strange crystal, the Great Sage firmly believes that he will definitely find a way to dig it out again...

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