I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 116 Super Power "Monkey Stealing Peach"

"Monkey stealing peaches" is the new superpower obtained by the Great Sage.

The name is full of obscene ambiguities, and it doesn't feel a bit like "super power".

The names of other people's super powers are all high-end, such as Thor's Hammer, Man of Steel, and monkeys stealing peaches to sneak in. The names are too inferior, right?

In particular, when Dasheng thought of the lazy donkey who had just disappeared, he already had a shadow in his heart.It's all right now, it took a desperate effort to absorb the diamond-level heterogeneous crystal, and gained such an ability again, the great sage wanted to cry but had no tears.

It wasn't until he sensed this super power that the Great Sage was gradually relieved.I know that monkeys stealing peaches are not really stealing "peaches", but have a very special ability to steal things.

It is invisible, colorless, and has no law of energy. It is directly stolen, without restrictions on matter, and no one can detect it.

That's kind of awesome!
What is unlimited material, that is to say, even if it is separated by something, as long as you know what that thing looks like, you can steal it with a score in your mind.

Of course, it still has limitations.

That is the need for distance, the closer the distance, the higher the success rate.The greater the distance, naturally, the lower the success rate.

Can only be used once a day.

"Brother-in-law, how are you doing?"

"Boss, the absorption was successful?"

The Great Sage's thoughts were interrupted by them, and then he remembered that he had told them that the diamond-level foreign crystals should not be absorbed indiscriminately.It is very dangerous for the two to seek each other without a system.

When the two heard this, they were also terrified, so they could only settle for the next best thing and use the gold-rank foreign crystal.

"Then boss, what is the new superpower you got after absorbing it?"

"Yeah, what is it?"

The two were envious and asked curiously.

"Nothing~" the Great Sage sighed.

"What?" Bai Shuang asked.

Tank also kept asking questions. He had a premonition that his boss must have acquired some shady superpower.

"It's really nothing, so what, the meal time is here, I heard that the school cafeteria has a new kind of meal, it's delicious." Dasheng changed the subject.

"Shouldn't it be a new dish?" Bai Shuang and Tan Tan were stunned for a long time, feeling that something was wrong.

Seeing that the Great Sage had left the hall in a flash, the two quickly caught up.

Regarding the new super power of the Great Sage, Tank would not give up. The more the Great Sage kept pulling the topic, the more suspicious he became.

Until the end, he was really entangled to no avail, and the Great Sage could only say depressedly: "Monkeys steal peaches".

Monkey stealing peaches?

Hearing this, Bai Shuang's expression stagnated slightly, and with a puff, the snot burst out laughing.

Tank choked on laughter and almost died from coughing.

The two laughed for a full 10 minutes. It wasn't until the Great Sage explained that they realized that the name of the superpower was a bit obscene, but the ability was still very useful.

"Well, boss, I suddenly have a bold idea." Tank thought of something and said suddenly.

"Huh? Say?"

"Boss, how have I been to you all this time?" He became serious.

Seeing him so serious, the Great Sage also said solemnly: "There is nothing to say, old iron!"

"Actually, I've been struggling with something for several days. Boss, can you help me?" There was sincerity in Tank's eyes.

"Say, help if you can, and find a way for you if you can't." The Great Sage patted his chest, he had nothing to say, if his brother didn't help, who else could he help.

"Do you know the school belle of our Wanjie School?"

"I don't know." Dasheng said honestly.

Tank was depressed for a moment, and had no choice but to explain: "Our Wanjie School's school belle is 'Li Jianguo'. I recently discovered that I like her."

"Uh, no, you said 'Li Jianguo'...is the name of the school girl? What the hell, are you kidding me? Don't make trouble, how can a woman take such a name." Dasheng tilted his head and looked at him suspiciously.

"Really, her name is Li Jianguo. Grandpa is still a general. If you don't believe me, you can ask around. She is so beautiful. Even if your wife can't match her, she is so beautiful."

"..." The Great Sage was speechless, and then looked at Tank with a serious face, as if he was really tempted, and he didn't joke with himself with a serious look, so the Great Sage had no choice but to be serious: "Okay, what's the name, be bold, haha... ...But the focus is on beauty, tell me, what do you want me to do for you?"

"Even she lives in the villa area, in Building [-]. Look, can you do me a favor?" Speaking of this, his face turned slightly red.

"Say, mother-in-law and mother! Do you want me to send you a love letter? No problem, as long as it's a big deal, it's over."

"No, it's not sending a love letter, that is, you can..." Speaking of this, Tan Tan's expression became more serious, like a boy who has just experienced love, and his shy voice became lower and lower.

"What can you do? Speak up, I can't hear you!" The Great Sage didn't hear what he was saying behind him, as if he didn't dare to say it.

"Loudly, isn't it good? There are quite a lot of people here." Tank looked around, embarrassed.

"Haha, I'm still shy. Say, what's the embarrassment of liking someone? If you tell you to be loud, you can be loud! What did you just say?"

"It would be embarrassing to be loud."

"Don't be afraid, you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed."

"Yes, shall I say?"

"Say!"

"I just wanted to say, can you help me steal her panties on the balcony?!" Tank suddenly raised his voice, almost shouting.

With this roar, the Great Sage and Bai Shuang were dumbfounded.

Afterwards, seeing all the people around him looking over with contempt, disgust, and anger in their eyes, the Great Sage didn't know how he should deal with this situation.

After thinking about it, he angrily reprimanded him righteously, and slapped it away: "Where is the bold madman who thinks about such dirty things, today I will eliminate harm for the people and suffer death!"

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Come back after dinner...

"Hey~ Boss, the beating hurts too much, right? Up to now, it still hurts from time to time." Tank took a breath, and touched his panda eyes with his index finger.

"Who told you to be so loud? If it gets out, how can Bai Shuang and I meet people outside?" The Great Sage rolled his eyes and scolded.

"That's right." Bai Shuang was filled with righteous indignation, nodding repeatedly.

"You told me to be loud..." Tank innocently whispered.

"Okay, let's not talk about that. This is used to change your appearance. Come on, one for each person, and this magic weapon clothes." The Great Sage distributed a jade pendant-shaped magic weapon and a magic robe to each of them.

Seeing how thoughtful his boss was, Tank nodded in relief, and was slapped directly when he was spotted by the Great Sage.

"Okay, you guys should work hard to cultivate recently, tank you have to make up for your super powers, change yourself to a golden crystal, let Bai Shuang help you enlighten..."

"And this, cool, give it to your sister."

After explaining a lot here and there, he left the villa.

"Brother-in-law, where are you going?"

"I'm going out for a walk."

The Great Sage said casually, in fact, he was not going to go shopping, but to meet the witch parrot in the crack of the golden steps.

However, within ten meters of walking, he bumped into Xiaosanzi.

"Boss, hey, I'm here~"

Beside him is a white dog, no, it's not a dog, it looks like a fox with two tails.

Upon seeing this, the Great Sage didn't know what was going on. He glanced at the white fox, and the system gave him a list of materials to be upgraded. In this way, the Great Sage asked him to collect the materials and sent him away again.

But coincidentally...

As soon as he left, Wang Luanqi came again, bringing a boy with him.

In the eyes of the Great Sage, Wang Luanqi always had the impression of being a young man, unruly and seldom submissive, but today he has a faint awe for the young man he is leading.

"Great Sage, this is my good friend 'Xi Yu'. He has a mount and wants to ask you to upgrade and evolve it... Don't worry, I still remember what you told me last time. For this reason, you can ask him a condition .”

"Hello, is there anything I can do? In Kyoto, there is generally nothing I dare not do or cannot do." Xi Yu smiled and said, not only in a loud tone, but also very fluently. It seems that people often ask him for it.

"Help me become the strongest person in Kyoto?" The Great Sage asked tentatively seeing how awesome he was.

"Don't make trouble~" the young man smiled wryly.

"Help me destroy the Aixinjueluo family?"

Xi Yu's face darkened immediately: "No, it must be exchanged at an equal value. What you do for me is similar to what I do for you~"

"Hahaha, just kidding, just kidding~"

"Say it, as long as it's equivalent."

"Okay, then you help me save a person from the hands of the Aixinjueluo family, and he should be imprisoned in their family."

"Who?"

"Li Qing."

"Any clues? An identity or a photo?"

Seeing how confident he was, Dasheng quickly took out his computer and found the old photos of his mother.

"OK, wait for my good news. It should not exceed three days before I can give you an answer."

"Okay, I'll trouble you then." Seeing that he was always confident, the Great Sage also looked forward to it, and even started to be very polite to him.

In this way, Wang Luanqi and this person left.

Walking out of the Dasheng's villa...

"Brother Xi, will this embarrass you? After all, it is the Aixinjueluo family." Wang Luanqi worried.

"Oh, just because they can embarrass me? You think too highly of them." He smiled lightly.

"Then what are you going to do? Send someone to rescue him?"

"No, I will directly ask them for someone."

"what!"

Wang Luanqi was very surprised, but considering the power background behind Xi Yu, it is really possible, so I won't say more.

…………

After finally seeing off two waves of guests, the Great Sage went to the underground city and bought a bunch of snacks before entering the space crack of the golden rank.

He walked into the forest according to the memory of the last time.

Not long after leaving, a child's voice rang out: "Stop, rob, raise your hands!"

The Great Sage raised his hands cooperatively.

　Does no one really have a monthly pass?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)