I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 20 Don't Ask, Asking Is Stealing from the Rich and Giving to the Poor
Chapter 20 Don't Ask, Asking Is Stealing from the Rich and Giving to the Poor
"The moment I received the news of the dealer's fire, I guessed that you brought someone back."
The owner of Linjiabao's house, when Dasheng jumped in from the window, he saw that the owner of the castle was already sitting on a chair, and a gun was aimed at him.
"Hehe, you are on the alert!"
The Great Sage narrowed his eyes slightly, sat at the window without any fear, and said with a smile.
"It's not that I'm alert, it's because a captain of the cultivator team came looking for me."
"Since you know, why did you secretly act and arrest my aunt into the detention center? Does this do you any good?" The Great Sage's tone was as cold as ice.
If it weren't for the great sage nowadays, the worst possible outcome would be that his aunt would be sentenced to five years in prison, and he and his sister would struggle to make ends meet, even starving to death.
"I just don't want to complain, and I didn't expect you to have such abilities. It's all right to convince a team captain to come to me!" Lin Dong, the owner of Linjiabao, smiled bitterly: "Also, logically speaking, shouldn't you Are you in the military academy? That’s going in, you won’t be able to come out in a short time!”
"Are you surprised, are you surprised?" The Great Sage suddenly sneered.
"..."
"By the way, you are very clear about what happened in the Battle Fort?"
"Hahaha, what we public officials are most worried about now is those people who are masters, of course we have to figure it out."
"Shangren?" The Great Sage asked suspiciously.
"That's not true. As long as a practitioner or a cultivator kills people, as long as the other party offends them a little bit, they will kill them. Even if I am a public official and find evidence of a crime, they can kill me. This is not a master. What is it?"
The Great Sage has heard of this, it seems that the state takes special care of it, because these people are working hard for the sake of all mankind and will die at any time.
To put it mildly, this is respect for them; to put it harshly, this is the welfare they have won.Otherwise, why should they go to the front line to work hard and hide behind to enjoy the blessings when others are in the safe rear area? Isn't that nice?
"That's right, if you want to kill, you can kill, Wang Er has already killed you for me." The Great Sage sneered.
"He can't find evidence, and he will be in trouble if he kills me."
"I don't think it's a problem at all."
"Is there really no room for maneuver? I can tell you a secret, I think, you will want to kill others even more."
"Huh? Tell me?" The Great Sage asked curiously.
"What's the news about your parents? Let's make it even."
"Do you have any news about my parents?" Dasheng was excited.In fact, it's not that he doesn't have feelings for his parents, it's just that he kept asking his aunt at the beginning, and was beaten, scolded and cried by his aunt, and his crazy performance was suppressed and hidden deep in his heart.
"Is it a deal? You and I are evened out?"
"Yes!" The Great Sage narrowed his eyes and thought for a while.
"The Aixinjueluo family is the ones who pushed your grandfather out of power, killed your grandma, and arrested your parents."
"how do you know?"
"Hahaha, because I'm their dog's leg! What, is it surprising or not?!"
"I am Cao!"
The Great Sage rushed out suddenly, and before he could react, he slapped him across the face.
"You! Didn't you say it was easy to get even?"
"Who asked you to learn how to speak from me?! This matter is not included in it."
"..." The castle owner's face was swollen, he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
"Is what you said all the truth?"
"Honestly, so we're even. Now, you and your accomplices can leave together~"
"I'm alone!"
"Ah? Why did you come here alone?"
"I'm afraid that if I come 'half' alone, I will directly scare you to death."
"..."
Suddenly, he raised his gun and aimed at the Great Sage: "Then why did you come to me?"
"Hahaha, don't you think that Second Captain Wang came with me? You idiot!"
"Then you are going to die!" He cursed viciously, and was about to pull the trigger of the gun.
The moment the Great Sage fired his gun, Xiao Jinjin was ready to go, and sure enough, his hand exploded in the next second.
"Is this your ability? I really regret that I didn't kill you in Xishuang Forest." He was so painful that he covered this hand with his other hand.
"How? Surprised or surprised?" The Great Saint laughed.
"I'll go to you..."
In the next second, his chest exploded, and only then did the Great Sage slip away.
Just after he's gone...
The bloody hole in Linjiabao's chest slowly healed up again.
Two minutes later, he stood up again, with a smug smile on his face, looked out of the window, and said, "Hehe, is that unexpected..."
Before he finished speaking, his voice stopped abruptly, and his face froze completely.
Because, outside the window, the Great Sage came back in a hurry.
"Impossible! How could you know me? I'm still alive?" He shouted in panic and disbelief.
"Uh, I just suddenly feel a little urgent to pee..."
"..."
When the master of Linjiabao heard this, he almost vomited blood.
Seemingly angry, or desperate, his face became crazy, and he picked up his gun and kept shooting at the Great Sage.
"Bah bah bah bah!!!"
However, all he got in exchange was his head being blown open.
"If you dare to hit me, the Tianling cover will be overturned for you. If you have the guts, you can cover it yourself, and then you will win!" In this way, the Great Sage waited for a long time, and did not wait for him to come back to life before leaving completely. go.
In fact, when he just left, he suddenly realized a problem, how could a powerful dog leg not even have a piece of strange crystal or superpowers?Well, even if there is no possibility, you can't save less than 1000 million in this position, right? !
Now he finally knows that the castle owner has a superpower, that is, he can be resurrected once, and he wants the foreign crystal to save it, so that after he loses a life, he can be connected to other superpowers.
It's a pity that he was found out and died completely, not surprisingly...
"Aixinjueluo family? I remember!"
After leaving, the Great Sage walked on the street with a worried look on his face.
Don't worry about anything else, but your own tasks.
24 hours!
Suddenly, he saw something and was happy: "Yes! The task has been settled!"
This is a cosplay clothing store, which has many Chinese and foreign hero suits.
"It's better not to choose this one..." Dasheng thought about a "Superman" costume for a long time, and finally refused.
"Choose this set!"
Dasheng finally changed into a Spider-Man costume, left 2 yuan, and left the store.
That is, after he changed into this, he wrapped Xiao Jinjin with his fist and flew into the sky.
First of all, it was my neighbor, Uncle Zhang. After knocking on the door, the great sage threw out a wad of money.
"This is?" Uncle Zhang opened the door, startled at first, then calmed down when he saw Qian, and asked in puzzlement.
"Don't ask, asking is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor!"
"..." Uncle Zhang was stunned.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"Didn't you let me ask?"
"Uh, then do you think you are in a very happy mood?" Seeing that Uncle Zhang was still in a daze, the Great Sage had no choice but to use his trump card: "I burned the dealer."
"Hahaha, it's burning well, it's really great, thank you, if it weren't for you..." When Uncle Zhang said this, the Spider-Man in front of him had disappeared.
Then there are neighbors Aunt Wang, Second Master Li, Aunt Fang...
Walking on the street, the great sage, who received countless thanks, smiled from ear to ear.
"How? Master is a little clever ghost, right?" Dasheng said to the hehe in his mind.
"Humph~"
"Now it has 38 likes, and I promise to finish it before dawn tomorrow."
Next, he went to his home again.
"what!"
My aunt opened the door and saw Spider-Man, and screamed in fright.
The Great Sage threw her 100 million yuan, but he didn't dare to say a word during the period, for fear of being recognized.
Looking at the money, my aunt was a little puzzled, but the Great Sage couldn't explain it, so she could only compare her fingers, her, and herself.
"What do you mean?"
"Ah, oh, oh, oh..." The Great Sage had no choice but to make gestures again in a hoarse voice.
"Don't you want to marry me? These are gift money?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"You think my breasts are small and I'm not good enough for you?! Your aunt and I have a bad temper, do you think you can judge me with this money? Stop!"
Seeing that his aunt seemed about to lose his temper, the Great Sage burst into tears, and hurried out of the way.
It's not good to be a teacher!
No, after thinking about it, he found another piece of cardboard and said crookedly on it, "Don't you want to say something by robbing the rich and giving to the poor?"
He took the board and knocked on his door again.
My aunt opened the door, her expression was not very good, and she was stunned when she saw the cardboard.
"Oh, so that's why you came to give money? It's a pity, why are you dumb..."
The Great Sage burst into tears again.
He suddenly discovered that his aunt's brain circuit was different from others', and the points of attention were not the same.
Dasheng pointed to the back of the cardboard, "Didn't you want to say something?"
"What are you talking about? People do good deeds without leaving their names. You are so strange."
"..."
In the end, the Great Sage hid his face and fled.
He recalled that when he was a child, someone said that his family had a strange brain circuit. He was still very angry at that time, but now he has seen it.
"Thank you!"
"Thank you so much!"
The Great Sage even went to Bai Jingyi's house and gave him 300 million, which was directly for her.
Of course, he picked up the cardboard again.
I hope you guys will give me some support. If you have favorites, if you have recommendation tickets, you can call 666, that's fine...
(End of this chapter)
"The moment I received the news of the dealer's fire, I guessed that you brought someone back."
The owner of Linjiabao's house, when Dasheng jumped in from the window, he saw that the owner of the castle was already sitting on a chair, and a gun was aimed at him.
"Hehe, you are on the alert!"
The Great Sage narrowed his eyes slightly, sat at the window without any fear, and said with a smile.
"It's not that I'm alert, it's because a captain of the cultivator team came looking for me."
"Since you know, why did you secretly act and arrest my aunt into the detention center? Does this do you any good?" The Great Sage's tone was as cold as ice.
If it weren't for the great sage nowadays, the worst possible outcome would be that his aunt would be sentenced to five years in prison, and he and his sister would struggle to make ends meet, even starving to death.
"I just don't want to complain, and I didn't expect you to have such abilities. It's all right to convince a team captain to come to me!" Lin Dong, the owner of Linjiabao, smiled bitterly: "Also, logically speaking, shouldn't you Are you in the military academy? That’s going in, you won’t be able to come out in a short time!”
"Are you surprised, are you surprised?" The Great Sage suddenly sneered.
"..."
"By the way, you are very clear about what happened in the Battle Fort?"
"Hahaha, what we public officials are most worried about now is those people who are masters, of course we have to figure it out."
"Shangren?" The Great Sage asked suspiciously.
"That's not true. As long as a practitioner or a cultivator kills people, as long as the other party offends them a little bit, they will kill them. Even if I am a public official and find evidence of a crime, they can kill me. This is not a master. What is it?"
The Great Sage has heard of this, it seems that the state takes special care of it, because these people are working hard for the sake of all mankind and will die at any time.
To put it mildly, this is respect for them; to put it harshly, this is the welfare they have won.Otherwise, why should they go to the front line to work hard and hide behind to enjoy the blessings when others are in the safe rear area? Isn't that nice?
"That's right, if you want to kill, you can kill, Wang Er has already killed you for me." The Great Sage sneered.
"He can't find evidence, and he will be in trouble if he kills me."
"I don't think it's a problem at all."
"Is there really no room for maneuver? I can tell you a secret, I think, you will want to kill others even more."
"Huh? Tell me?" The Great Sage asked curiously.
"What's the news about your parents? Let's make it even."
"Do you have any news about my parents?" Dasheng was excited.In fact, it's not that he doesn't have feelings for his parents, it's just that he kept asking his aunt at the beginning, and was beaten, scolded and cried by his aunt, and his crazy performance was suppressed and hidden deep in his heart.
"Is it a deal? You and I are evened out?"
"Yes!" The Great Sage narrowed his eyes and thought for a while.
"The Aixinjueluo family is the ones who pushed your grandfather out of power, killed your grandma, and arrested your parents."
"how do you know?"
"Hahaha, because I'm their dog's leg! What, is it surprising or not?!"
"I am Cao!"
The Great Sage rushed out suddenly, and before he could react, he slapped him across the face.
"You! Didn't you say it was easy to get even?"
"Who asked you to learn how to speak from me?! This matter is not included in it."
"..." The castle owner's face was swollen, he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell.
"Is what you said all the truth?"
"Honestly, so we're even. Now, you and your accomplices can leave together~"
"I'm alone!"
"Ah? Why did you come here alone?"
"I'm afraid that if I come 'half' alone, I will directly scare you to death."
"..."
Suddenly, he raised his gun and aimed at the Great Sage: "Then why did you come to me?"
"Hahaha, don't you think that Second Captain Wang came with me? You idiot!"
"Then you are going to die!" He cursed viciously, and was about to pull the trigger of the gun.
The moment the Great Sage fired his gun, Xiao Jinjin was ready to go, and sure enough, his hand exploded in the next second.
"Is this your ability? I really regret that I didn't kill you in Xishuang Forest." He was so painful that he covered this hand with his other hand.
"How? Surprised or surprised?" The Great Saint laughed.
"I'll go to you..."
In the next second, his chest exploded, and only then did the Great Sage slip away.
Just after he's gone...
The bloody hole in Linjiabao's chest slowly healed up again.
Two minutes later, he stood up again, with a smug smile on his face, looked out of the window, and said, "Hehe, is that unexpected..."
Before he finished speaking, his voice stopped abruptly, and his face froze completely.
Because, outside the window, the Great Sage came back in a hurry.
"Impossible! How could you know me? I'm still alive?" He shouted in panic and disbelief.
"Uh, I just suddenly feel a little urgent to pee..."
"..."
When the master of Linjiabao heard this, he almost vomited blood.
Seemingly angry, or desperate, his face became crazy, and he picked up his gun and kept shooting at the Great Sage.
"Bah bah bah bah!!!"
However, all he got in exchange was his head being blown open.
"If you dare to hit me, the Tianling cover will be overturned for you. If you have the guts, you can cover it yourself, and then you will win!" In this way, the Great Sage waited for a long time, and did not wait for him to come back to life before leaving completely. go.
In fact, when he just left, he suddenly realized a problem, how could a powerful dog leg not even have a piece of strange crystal or superpowers?Well, even if there is no possibility, you can't save less than 1000 million in this position, right? !
Now he finally knows that the castle owner has a superpower, that is, he can be resurrected once, and he wants the foreign crystal to save it, so that after he loses a life, he can be connected to other superpowers.
It's a pity that he was found out and died completely, not surprisingly...
"Aixinjueluo family? I remember!"
After leaving, the Great Sage walked on the street with a worried look on his face.
Don't worry about anything else, but your own tasks.
24 hours!
Suddenly, he saw something and was happy: "Yes! The task has been settled!"
This is a cosplay clothing store, which has many Chinese and foreign hero suits.
"It's better not to choose this one..." Dasheng thought about a "Superman" costume for a long time, and finally refused.
"Choose this set!"
Dasheng finally changed into a Spider-Man costume, left 2 yuan, and left the store.
That is, after he changed into this, he wrapped Xiao Jinjin with his fist and flew into the sky.
First of all, it was my neighbor, Uncle Zhang. After knocking on the door, the great sage threw out a wad of money.
"This is?" Uncle Zhang opened the door, startled at first, then calmed down when he saw Qian, and asked in puzzlement.
"Don't ask, asking is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor!"
"..." Uncle Zhang was stunned.
"Do you have anything to say?"
"Didn't you let me ask?"
"Uh, then do you think you are in a very happy mood?" Seeing that Uncle Zhang was still in a daze, the Great Sage had no choice but to use his trump card: "I burned the dealer."
"Hahaha, it's burning well, it's really great, thank you, if it weren't for you..." When Uncle Zhang said this, the Spider-Man in front of him had disappeared.
Then there are neighbors Aunt Wang, Second Master Li, Aunt Fang...
Walking on the street, the great sage, who received countless thanks, smiled from ear to ear.
"How? Master is a little clever ghost, right?" Dasheng said to the hehe in his mind.
"Humph~"
"Now it has 38 likes, and I promise to finish it before dawn tomorrow."
Next, he went to his home again.
"what!"
My aunt opened the door and saw Spider-Man, and screamed in fright.
The Great Sage threw her 100 million yuan, but he didn't dare to say a word during the period, for fear of being recognized.
Looking at the money, my aunt was a little puzzled, but the Great Sage couldn't explain it, so she could only compare her fingers, her, and herself.
"What do you mean?"
"Ah, oh, oh, oh..." The Great Sage had no choice but to make gestures again in a hoarse voice.
"Don't you want to marry me? These are gift money?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"You think my breasts are small and I'm not good enough for you?! Your aunt and I have a bad temper, do you think you can judge me with this money? Stop!"
Seeing that his aunt seemed about to lose his temper, the Great Sage burst into tears, and hurried out of the way.
It's not good to be a teacher!
No, after thinking about it, he found another piece of cardboard and said crookedly on it, "Don't you want to say something by robbing the rich and giving to the poor?"
He took the board and knocked on his door again.
My aunt opened the door, her expression was not very good, and she was stunned when she saw the cardboard.
"Oh, so that's why you came to give money? It's a pity, why are you dumb..."
The Great Sage burst into tears again.
He suddenly discovered that his aunt's brain circuit was different from others', and the points of attention were not the same.
Dasheng pointed to the back of the cardboard, "Didn't you want to say something?"
"What are you talking about? People do good deeds without leaving their names. You are so strange."
"..."
In the end, the Great Sage hid his face and fled.
He recalled that when he was a child, someone said that his family had a strange brain circuit. He was still very angry at that time, but now he has seen it.
"Thank you!"
"Thank you so much!"
The Great Sage even went to Bai Jingyi's house and gave him 300 million, which was directly for her.
Of course, he picked up the cardboard again.
I hope you guys will give me some support. If you have favorites, if you have recommendation tickets, you can call 666, that's fine...
(End of this chapter)
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