I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 232 Xiu'er, Scratch Operation!
Teng Kong swears to the sky, he is really a gentleman!

Since he was a child, he had never looked at a woman directly.Of course, he didn't like men, but because he was taught by his uncle since he was a child that women are a big obstacle on the road of cultivation.

Roadblock!

What a horrible thing, so he always keeps a respectful distance.

In fact, his uncle also taught him very well.

He practiced martial arts at the age of three, made a breakthrough at the age of five, became famous at the age of eight, and was already invincible among his peers at the age of ten.

Because he never takes women seriously, his strength has improved by leaps and bounds. When others are picking up girls, he is practicing. When others are picking up girls, he is practicing.

This year, at the age of 19, he is already one of the best known geniuses in the ancestral land.

If it wasn't for his family background and not being as deep as others, I am afraid that he would not only be ranked eighth in the clan land.

What is Xiao He for success and Xiao He for failure?
To give a very realistic example, the current Tengkong is the most classic example.

Because his uncle protected him well, he knew almost nothing about women, but now that he was forced to compete, he couldn't treat women differently!

Under the power of Shen Gongbao, he either gambled or lost, and there was no room for bargaining.

and so……

Almost immediately, he conceded defeat.

Because, he was afraid that if he didn't admit defeat, he would become a joke in full view.

MMP!

Thinking of this terrifying possibility, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and the woman even touched his waist just now.

At that moment, he almost died.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, if that happens, he might as well be dead!

Therefore, he conceded defeat, and he was completely defeated, and he was even a little lucky to lose...

"Hahaha, weak chicken!" Seeing him admit defeat, Shen Gongbao put away his superpowers, and said triumphantly: "Next!"

fast!
too fast!
It can be said that Elder Ji and the others hadn't realized what the hell this was before they saw that Teng Kong had already surrendered.

Then, their faces were filled with shock, watching the winner's deep palace violence.

"This is the power of rules given by God!"

Yao Zheng let out a long breath and exclaimed.

"The power of rules?" Chief Li didn't understand what this meant.

"The power of rules, that is to say, it represents the origin of the world, the rules of all things. How should I put it? People have to eat, and all things have to absorb nutrients to live. This is the rule. For example, we will be injured and die. Rules. Everything that cannot be changed is a rule.”

Chief Li suddenly understood: "You mean that this is the origin of the Dao, and it is also the rule of the world."

"Yes!" Yao Zheng nodded: "Actually, in our ancestral land, there was a young man with the power of rules. Later..." Speaking of this, he expressed regret.

"What happened later?" Chief Li asked.

"Later, he was backlashed by the power of the rules, so that in the future, no one who possesses the superpower of the power of the rules will dare to show it, or dare to use it."

"Oh~"

Chief Li nodded, worried about the deep palace violence.

But I'm worried, I'm worried, he won't let Shen Gongbao prohibit the use of this super power, because the earth needs him, even if he sacrifices him or himself, Chief Li will never say anything.

Yao Zheng gradually became happy.

Because, with the deep palace violence, this is definitely a huge surprise for him.

Compared to Yao Zheng, the elders of other human races looked less attractive.

Elder Yao's smile froze on his face.

The elder who stood very close to him was similar.

Only the elder with very long eyebrows showed a surprised face, neither angry nor happy, and then thought deeply.

"Damn, who the hell can bear this!"

Under the canopy, the boy screamed exaggeratedly at Ji Ying, jumping three feet high.

"Uh, I'm a bit overwhelmed." Ji Ying wanted to say something hard, but in all honesty, he still couldn't say it.

Because, in the situation just now, he had to kneel.

There is no way, who told him to be strict in family education, and he has only had two partners, and that was when the other party was also in a strict family. It can be said that he is also a big girl now.

Let alone playing, I can't stand it just thinking about it, uh...

"So shameless!"

"Isn't it? But then again, Youyou, aren't you known as the little prodigal son of flowers? You can't handle it?"

"Of course, otherwise, I wouldn't be called the 'little prodigal son', but a big prodigal!" The young man next to him said in an air.

"Small, big, uh, is there a difference?"

"Yes, that's all too much. The small ones mean that they have experienced small scenes, and the big ones, you understand. I see, just on that occasion, only my elder brother Youba can do it."

"That hard-hearted guy? Well, indeed, maybe he can win!" Ji Ying said sincerely.

"No, how did we increase our ambitions and destroy our prestige? What should we do now, really? You go up, or I go up..." Thinking of this, Youyou became anxious.

"I'm sure you will go."

"Why do I go and you don't?"

"If you go up, you can directly turn into another creature. At that time, I won't believe it. He can still make a mother creature to compare with you!"

This is what it says!

Youyou always felt that the other party was mocking him, but he couldn't find any proof.

MMP!

"What if it's really possible?"

"It's really...impossible!"

"There is nothing impossible in this world."

"Hey, I found out that you are talking to me~"

"I don't have it. It's obvious that you can't talk to me, so you should argue with me!"

"I said it was you!"

"you!"

"It's you!"

The two teenagers became incapable and furious because of your childish problem. If Elder Ji hadn't stopped them, they would have started fighting by themselves.

Seeing this scene, the Great Sage laughed.

It seems that Shen Gong Bao still lived up to his trust and was so strong that the other party was a little afraid to come out to fight.

"The next one, the next one!"

Shen Gongbao didn't seem to have seen this scene, but just urged loudly there.

It seemed to be very impatient and anxious to wait.

This embarrasses the other party.

It wasn't until Elder Ji ordered Youyou to go first that he came out reluctantly.

"It's coming, bro~"

Looking at Youyou, Shengong greeted violently.

Youyou rolled his eyes at him: "You can't do anything with me, I like men!"

"……what?"

Shen Gong was startled, ruthless character, I Cao, in order to win, I can even blackmail myself.

Of course, he wouldn't believe it.

Because, just now, he took the time to look at Youyou and Ji Ying. At that time, their faces were flushed, and it was clear that they looked like they were about to die.

So he laughed.

"Okay, then I'll let you know how powerful it is..." After finishing speaking, Shen Gong revealed a full mouth of white teeth, and in You You's eyes, those teeth were actually shining with dazzling brilliance.

Youyou suddenly felt cold, with a bad premonition.

"No, no, just kidding, I don't like men, women, women?"

Youyou was still defeated, but couldn't beat the deep palace violence.

Because, even if he tricked Shen Gongbao into making two men lying in the bathtub with big hairy legs stretched out, he would not be able to stand it, and would be so sick that he would vomit.

After a little fantasizing, the two big men watched the sunset with tears in their entangled leg hairs, and he shuddered.

"You really don't want men? Doesn't it feel good to be men on the left and right?"

"Really not!"

Youyou's head shook like a rattle.

"Shuishuinan accepts, not bad~" Shen Gongbao still didn't give up the chance to hit him.

"I really don't want it, don't say any more!"

You You roared excitedly, panting like a cow, he almost collapsed, who is this guy, is this guy a devil? !

"..."

It's a pity, if he can "reluctantly be a riding man", he will definitely lose. The deep palace violence can't help but have such a thought, but then, he almost vomited.

Because thinking about it, the picture has emerged, and the picture is too real.

"Okay, since you know the man and quit, let's start! What should we bet?"

"What are you gambling?"

Youyou was puzzled, because just now, he didn't see clearly what Tengkong bet with him.

"It must be something interesting to gamble, so that the competition is meaningful..." As he spoke, all kinds of pink scenes appeared around Shen Gongbao's body again.

"Then I'll bet the same as Teng Kong?"

"Ten years of life?"

"Ah?"

……

In the end, they still gambled on their lifespan for three years. There was no way, the deep palace violence had never accepted a big bet, because ordinary people, who suddenly fell into this kind of superpower, were very worried and dared not easily bet big.

Then, Youyou heard music resounding in the air.

This music is so grueling and romantic.

Not anymore!
In less than ten seconds, he immediately turned into a dog.

Fortunately, the transformation technique can be used. It seems that as long as it is not an attack-type superpower, it can still be used here.

"what--"

Seeing Youyou suddenly turned into a dog, everyone watching the battle was dumbfounded, and everyone was in an uproar.

How is this going?

Could it be that he has the super power to transform?

"Hehe~"

Elder Ji smiled, stroking his short beard very proudly.

The elders beside him also secretly gave You You a thumbs up, Confucianism can be taught.

Yao Zheng shook his head. In fact, when Elder Ji asked Youyou to play, he thought of Youyou's superpower, which might be able to cope with the superpower of deep palace violence.

But he couldn't stop it...

"Hahahahaha, okay, good dog Youyou, you did a great job!"

Ji Ying was over there, laughing wildly triumphantly.

Then, he winked wildly at the Great Sage, as if to say, are you surprised, are you surprised?

To be honest, the Great Sage was also taken aback for a moment.

Never expected that the other party has such super powers of 72 transformations.

But before waiting, what the Great Sage was thinking, when Ji Ying was still complacent, something happened on the field and reappeared.

The woman facing Ji Ying suddenly transformed into a black and white spotted dog.

Seeing the charming woman in front of him turn into a dog, Youyou's mind froze instantly and became completely blank.

Ji Ying's voice also stopped abruptly.

Nima!

What a mess!

Is it still possible to scratch like this?

"Hahahahaha..."

Shen Gong laughed loudly, and let out a goose cry.

After laughing for a long time, his stomach hurts, and he said: "It turns out that you like puppies, or you can play and admire them. For this reason, I would like to honor you as the supreme king of our bronze rank."

The deep palace is full of respect and admiration.

"Bastard, I can't believe it!"

Youyou was furious and turned into a bear again.

Then, the woman also turned into a white female bear. At this time, the female bear was scratching her head and posing, and she even shook her white, shining huge back—the dragon wagging its tail.

That situation seems to say, come on, take me roughly, ravage me~ don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower~
Youyou almost vomited blood!
He wished he could wrench off the female bear's head on the spot, but the rules did not allow him to use violence.

So, he cursed: "Shameless!"

Youyou has changed again.

This time, he turned into a snake.

But just when she turned into a snake, the woman also turned into a female snake, entangled with him forgetfully.

This time, he turned into a real dragon.

This is a real dragon, with a head like a camel, horns like a deer, eyes like a rabbit, ears like a cow, a neck like a snake, a belly like a mirage, scales like a carp, claws like an eagle, palms like a tiger, covered with golden dragon scales, The dragon's majesty is mighty, straight to the sky, and it is invincible in the world.

When he thought about it, the other party had nothing to do, right?
Unexpectedly, as soon as he changed, the snake had been deadlocked for a long time, but it still changed accordingly.

"Damn, ants!"

He became an ant again.

After turning into an ant, he was a little lucky, because ants are too small, so they will definitely not be "attacked" suddenly.

You can see that the other party has also turned into an ant,
"I don't know if I will accidentally step on an ant after a while..."

The voice of deep palace violence and self-doubt came.

The ant trembled all over, and was so frightened that it turned into a human again.

"Bastard, do you dare to change? The other party has never seen it!" Ji Ying roared from below.

Ji Ying can't take it anymore!

Because, he saw the Great Sage laughing out of breath, and kept shouting 666 like a salted fish...

He almost exploded in anger.

This is how miserable it is to be suppressed by the opponent!

Even if the sidelines reminded that this kind of behavior was a bit of a violation of the rules, he still had to shout out.

That is to say, Elder Ji immediately responded like lightning, angrily: "Shut up, Shuzi!"

Old fox!
Obviously wanting to calm things down!
Yao Zheng didn't want him to expose it like this, but said with a smile: "Brother Ji, don't scold the little guy, who made our earth branch's youths so powerful~"

There is something in his words.

The meaning is obviously to elevate the young people of the earth and belittle the young people of the tribe!

is not that right?

In the PK, what's the point of reminding you at the side, isn't this the same as admitting that Youyou's strength is weaker than the opponent's?

Therefore, even if the PK is not over yet, Youyou is equivalent to losing.

Elder Ji didn't reply, his face was extremely gloomy.

In the clan, Yao Zheng has been strongly recommending that more earth branch youths participate in the Ten Thousand Clans competition. He used the reason that the earth branch youths are weak to ask the elders not to agree.

But is it really weak?

What Yao Zheng said was slapping himself in the face!

At this time, Shen Gongbao clearly had the upper hand, and the opponent was forced to use all his strengths.

Youyou heard Ji Ying's cry.

That is, after hearing his call, he transformed into a plant again

In an instant, it was obvious that Shen Gongbao was taken aback and froze in place.

And the ant stopped, and didn't change anymore, as if it couldn't change.

……

Can it turn into a plant?
Niubi ha!
Seeing the changes on the field, the youths on Earth were stunned.

But in addition to being unexpected, he also became worried about the deep palace violence.

Plants!
"Ximen blowing blood?" Li Jianguo couldn't help it, and asked about the Great Sage anxiously.However, when talking about that matter, his face was as red as a monkey's ass.

"Yes, I believe in deep palace violence."

The great sage's eyes were full of confidence, full of confidence.

Yes!

Shen Gongbao's super power is too powerful, it is the most unsolvable super power he has ever seen.

Back then, if it wasn't for the fact that he had so many pets, he would have been no match for Shen Gongbao.

"Is there any way? Is there no way? I want to see what else you can do."

Seeing Youyou turned into this like his own idea, Ji Ying was so pleased with herself that she almost danced happily.

Elder Ji was also happy, stroking his beard again sullenly.

Yao Zheng was very worried, and his brows and eyes were all wrinkled into balls.

General Li's face was slightly pale.

Who would have thought that even if this person turns into an animal, he can also turn into a plant.

Nima, this is not crazy!

now……

On the field, seeing this situation, Shen Gongbao frowned, as if he was thinking deeply.

In fact, his superpowers are also constantly changing according to the fantasy realm of deep palace violence.It can be said that the bigger Shen Gong Bao's brain hole is, the stronger his super power is!

For the first time, he encountered such a thing.

In his mind, a storm of fantasy has already blown.

If Shen Gongbao's brain can be opened at this time, and if there is an instrument to monitor it, he will find that his brain waves have exploded and have formed a large ball.

Now, he has a problem.

It is possible to let ants turn into plants.

After Ke turned into a plant, how could their game continue?

"It's over, I'm going to lose!"

Seeing that the deep palace is helpless, many of the earth teenagers think so, and they are very depressed.

Even if someone thinks that the deep palace violence can win, they put their hearts in their throats, no, they almost put them in their mouths...

On the court, the one who has the most confidence in the deep palace violence is the Great Sage.

Seeing Shen Gongbao hesitated, the Great Sage thought of something and said a word loudly.

"Get to the bottom of it'!"

Shen Gongbao knew that the Great Sage was taking the opportunity to remind himself, but he didn't realize what it meant.

Seeing that the Great Sage also spoke to remind him, Elder Ji opened his mouth to speak.

It can be seen that Elder Yao looked at him and was about to say something, but he closed his mouth again.

Yes!

The other party just said something, a little louder, and there was no actual content to remind him, he was not easy to have a seizure.

He didn't even understand what the Great Sage was saying.

This is too connotative, it is the unique culture of the earth teenagers, only those with connotation can understand it.

"What a fool!"

The Great Sage shook his head, only then did he realize that deep palace violence is still not scratching enough!

If he had enough, he would have understood it long ago.

Finally, Shen Gongbao understood something, the center point of the binoculars directly focused on when Youyou turned into a plant,

That's right!

It looks like a human-shaped plant at this time, with two legs long and one short, isn't the short one just an exposed defect?

"understood!"

Shen Gongbao, who had earned his reputation as a "wave", looked up to the sky and laughed loudly. He felt a joyful feeling of seeing the sun through the clouds and mists.

At that moment, finally within the scope of his superpower, that ant turned into a piranha.

"A piranha?"

Everyone is very puzzled.

Only the Great Sage burst into laughter, after all, Shen Gongbao still lived up to his trust.

Because, this piranha is wonderful.

It's wonderful.

"Hahaha, can you change this thing? Have you eaten Youyou?" Ji Ying laughed beside him.

He obviously thinks that the way to deal with this move of Shen Gong's rampage is too irrational.

But soon, his laughter stopped abruptly like a duck being strangled by the neck.

Because, in his field of vision...

Xiuer!

This earth-shattering show almost made everyone crazy!

Everyone, everyone present felt as if their brains had been struck by thousands of lightning bolts, and they all froze, no, they were directly confused.

Because this is too detached from their world outlook, outlook on life, and values.

Unable to help themselves, they all asked themselves three confused and shocking questions.

who am I?
Where am I?

What am I doing?

"This, this, this is simply insulting!" Finally, it was Elder Ji who spoke first.

He was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and said indignantly.

Just now, he also thought that Shen Gong had lost violently.

But who would have thought that the other party would have such a godly operation?Inexplicably, he felt a deep shame, which was the greatest provocation to the youth in their ancestral land.

So much so that he was a little helpless and furious.

"Brother Ji, why did you say that? Just now, you didn't say that you were insulting between people. How can plants be insulting?" Yao Zheng smiled, very proudly, and then , pretending to be puzzled.

"Because, because..."

Elder Ji wanted to say something, but he felt ashamed, but he didn't know how to say it, how could it be humiliating to be polite.

This made his old face contort continuously, as if he was about to struggle and explode, but he seemed to be entangled in a ball and couldn't be separated at all.

In the end, he couldn't speak, so he could only give up dejectedly, shook his head, sighed deeply, and said nothing more.

"I surrender, I vote, I vote!!!"

Above, Youyou roared loudly.

The voice was unusually anxious and indignant, as if a little daughter-in-law was about to be bullied.

He changed back into human form.

As soon as he transformed back into a human form, he was going to blow up that piranha, this is turning into anger from embarrassment!

But he hit the piranha, but the piranha was not injured at all, not only that, but also wrapped his hand in it, and squirmed again.

Suddenly...

The Earth boy burst out laughing!
Youyou wanted to die, really, he really wanted to die.

He was so anxious that he kept looking at Shen Gongbao, and kept yelling: "I surrender, I lose, I vote!"

Such a deep palace tyrant looked at him with a smile that was not a smile: "Really voted?"

"Yes, I voted!" You You hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

"No regrets?"

"No regrets!"

"Then you are not convinced, are you convinced after losing?"

"I'll take it, I'll take it." Youyou felt his hands being sucked and vomited by the piranha, and he was about to cry.

In this way, Shen Gongbao nodded, and everything in the illusion disappeared and returned to its original state.

"Next person!"

Shen Gongbao looked at Ji Ying.

Another win!
The young people on Earth cheered and jumped for joy. If they were not allowed, they would all want to rush up and throw Shengong Bao into the sky.

After he was thrown into the sky, the Great Sage swore secretly that if he showed a pretentious smile, he would definitely push everyone away and let him fall freely...

Fortunately no...

He just looked at Ji Ying in a very reserved, polite and gentlemanly manner, and said, "Next!"

When Ji Ying heard these three words, her calf trembled a little.

It seemed that the humiliating scenes of Youyou were about to experience him, which made him feel terrified.

He looked at his grandfather.

Elder Ji nodded to him.

Uh, what the hell is that nod? !
Ji Ying's face froze. He wasn't asking grandpa if he could get in, but asking for advice, what should I do!

"Hey, you can't make it!"

Shen Gongbao was urging there, impatient.

Ji Ying saw the boys on Earth looking at her with mocking smiles, she gritted her teeth and was about to fuck...

"boom!!!"

There was a roar in the distance.

Everyone looked up and saw another Class I battleship flying towards here.

Looking at the battleship, Yao Zheng smiled. It was the second batch of ancestral human youths, and they had arrived.

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The last chapter was banned, uh, it was just written humorously, who knows, alas

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