I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 244 Elder Yao, please respect yourself!

Something big is happening on Earth!
Just when the great sage and the others were in chaos, countless urgent messages came from the capital of the earth from all over the country, reaching the most critical departments in the capital.

What happened?

It turned out that just ten days ago, spatial cracks were constantly forming and appearing all over the country.

Originally, the earth has been like this for a long time, like an egg full of holes, you should get used to it.But this time, the formation of space cracks is a bit fast, a bit strange, and very frequent.

big big, small small...

For ordinary people, this is simply a catastrophe!
Until another news appeared, that is, after the relevant departments summarized and integrated all the information, they discovered another strange thing.

That is, these space cracks are not pure, they are full of space cracks of strange beasts.

They are all weird...

Uh, unscrupulous space cracks.

Once the cracks in some spaces opened, it didn't pour out the strange beasts, but stood there all the time, as if occupying a latrine and not shitting.

There are also space cracks, which are immediately blocked after someone enters, and others cannot enter again.

There are even more space cracks that spit out some strange treasures instead of strange beasts.

treasure?

Correct!
There are magical weapons, just over the sea of ​​magic, some people have encountered this kind of thing.

A guy came out to take a walk in the middle of the night when he was bored, and in a remote corner, seeing no one around, he took out an indescribable chicken, er, and defecated.

As a result, just as he was comfortably discharging the waste in his body and shaking his arms, a space crack appeared, which made him almost go limp in fright.

No, it was originally soft.

He wanted to run, but at this moment, this space crack with a diameter of less than three meters spit out something from it.

The thing was dark, and he thought it was some kind of monster, so he ran away in fright.However, after running away for a while, he felt something was wrong, it didn't seem to be a living thing, it looked more like a knife?

That's right!

A knife with its own abilities.

This knife is extremely sharp, and its ability is that you can chop it once, and it can automatically generate 99 knife energy.

A total of one hundred knives!
In an instant, he became a well-known strong man in the local area.

This sort of thing keeps happening.

……

After Elder Ji rushed out of the window, the Great Sage had already let Nine Tails who was guarding outside follow closely behind.

Following the telepathy between himself and his pet, the Great Sage flew all the way north.

About ten minutes...

Outside the city, the Great Sage saw Elder Ji.

At this time, he and his old woman were in the center of the siege of the elders. His body was covered with blood, and it seemed that he had suffered serious injuries.

"It seems that this Ji Xing is not a good character, but he married a good wife~" Seeing this, the Great Sage couldn't help being touched, and sighed.

Many couples are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes.

At this last moment, he knew that Ji Xing had betrayed the human race, and was willing to bear it with him. The Great Sage really admired this old woman.

Even now Ji Xing has been roaring, cursing and telling the old woman to go, get out, and leave him alone.But the old woman was inseparable from life to death, and the decisive expression on her face shocked people very much.

"Give it up! Ji Xing, in that case, at most you will end up dead, but the disaster is worse than your wife and children. As long as your wife doesn't participate in your actions, she can survive."

Elder Jiang is constantly breaking through his defenses with words, so that he can be caught without any resistance.

After all, a strong man above the king level is really desperate, and may still bring fatal danger to others.

"Hahahahaha... Is it really that easy to die? Do you think I'm a god or a demon? Who doesn't know that the elders of our clan have the ability to extract souls? If I die But I believe that he will not let me go. If I die here, I will die, but if I just get caught and return to the ancestral land alive, then life would be worse than death!"

Ji Xing laughed loudly, but now that he is at the end of the road, his smile is very bleak.

"Yes, today, we will die here, and we will die together!" His wife shouted forcefully, "Come on, since you want to kill us, then even if you die, we will hold you back."

"Are you going to go your own way like this? Also, Elder Miao, if you don't participate in this matter, it's completely none of your business."

"It's none of my business that you want to kill my husband?" Elder Miao looked like a mad lion, shaking his disheveled image, and screamed excitedly: "Obviously it's none of my husband's business. You deserve to die, but you want to kill my husband."

"Why is it none of his business? Didn't he use that Xinshen water, can An Jue die?" Elder Jiang gave me a convincing expression, the woman really went crazy, it was totally unreasonable.

Not only is it unreasonable, it seems that everything they do is justified.

"Then my husband didn't do it on purpose. He just liked him and wanted to control him. Water flows to low places and people go to high places. It's human nature. What's wrong with him?"

Elder Miao said frantically, with that expression, it seemed that others wanted to bully them and persecute them.

Ok!

Not only is it unreasonable, but when women encounter such things, they can arrogantly call black as white.

"According to what you say, An Jue deserves to be killed by you? Hehe~" Elder Jiang laughed angrily.

"That's not true, I can only blame his life for suffering." Elder Jiang took it for granted.

"Well, it's no wonder that as the saying goes, only women and villains are difficult to raise... It's useless to talk too much. Since you want to fight against Elder Ji together, then let's die together!" Elder Jiang didn't want to talk to this woman anymore. , he was afraid of being pissed off by this woman's logic.

After speaking, they frantically attacked the two of them again.

There was a world-shattering fight over there, and the Great Sage was beside him, but he became melancholy, thinking about something in his heart.

"Wait a minute, if they are killed, they will be searched behind them. Even if they are not searched, they will be taken back to the ancestral land."

"But, it's not easy to get in!"

"You can't let those elders give way, say, I want to beat them too?"

"How to do it?"

Finally, the Great Sage's eyes suddenly brightened.

"Have it!"

Then, he used his superpowers to.

Correct!
Monkey stealing peaches!

It has to be mentioned here that the fragments of the Zhuzhajue sword cannot be included in the interspatial ring, so if Elder Ji carries it with him, it will be easily stolen.

Because, he definitely can't put a few things on him.

The ability of Monkey Stealing Peach was obtained by losing two abilities in exchange for it. Originally, there was a limit that it could only be used once a day. Later, after the Great Sage was upgraded to the Nascent Soul stage, it was automatically upgraded, no longer limited.

It's just that there is no limit, but the chance of stealing has dropped a lot. Originally, if there was a 50.00% chance, now it's only [-]%.

What is being fought is that no one knows, and no energy fluctuations can be sensed at all, invisible and invisible.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

failure!

"Monkey Steals Peach"

Failed again.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

Failed again.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

The Great Sage is a little impatient, why is the success rate so low?Could it be that my super power is useless?

"Monkey Steals Peach"

Finally, he stole something.

Uh, it turned out to be a jade pendant.

The people of these ancestral lands follow the ancient system, even if it is tradition, many people love to wear jade pendants.

This jade pendant is not bad, but it is not bad, the Great Sage threw it directly into the storage ring.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

failure!

"Monkey Steals Peach"

Dasheng used it a few more times.

Then, just after he used "Monkey Stealing Peach" this time, a white silk underwear appeared on his hand, which was very smooth and skin-friendly, a bit like a woman's.

"Oh my god, this bastard, you are so old and not ashamed, and you still wear underwear that looks like a woman." The Great Sage was shocked, and felt that this old guy was so different that even a tank couldn't match it.

Continue to "Monkey Stealing Peach"

Then, the Great Sage was stunned, because after he used it this time, Elder Ji's shirt suddenly appeared in his hand, and it was still stained with blood, and the smell of blood and apes rushed into his nose.

Then, what about Elder Ji?

Suddenly, he lifted his upper body and was fighting with everyone.

Regarding the loss of clothes, Elder Ji was stunned for a moment, and was almost pierced in the stomach.

Of course, he was the only one who was a little confused, but others didn't notice this, because it was too messy, even if his clothes were gone, who knows if some of his companions destroyed them in the fight.

"Hey, it seems that he was wronged. Didn't he become too big? The underwear just now didn't belong to a woman, but he wore it in it! No wonder the jacket is gone, and the chest is bare. Uh, don't pay attention to the details, continue... "

The Great Sage coughed twice and continued.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

failure.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

With a flash of the Great Sage's hand, he actually stole Elder Yao's storage space ring.

Earn a fortune!
An elder's interspatial ring, there must be a lot of good stuff in it.

Finally, there is a profit, no loss, and the Great Sage continues.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

failure.

"Monkey Steals Peach"

success!

Then, the Great Sage almost burst out laughing, because, just this time, he stole the other party's pants.

Elder Yao suddenly revealed his withered and wrinkled legs.

With only one pair of red underpants left, Elder Yao is disheveled in the wind...

The hair on the big hairy legs also swayed in the wind...

His wife, that is, the old woman Miao gave her husband a strange look, and frowned deeply, very annoyed.

The other elders were also a little dumbfounded.

Nima!

Why do you take off your pants if you say you disagree?

Moreover, in this case, what do you mean by taking off your pants?
Take it off on us, who do you think we are!
The elders frowned, their faces darkened.

"Elder Yao, please respect yourself!!!" Elder Jiang couldn't help but speak angrily first.

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