I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 249 The Adventures of Bai Jingyi's Sister and Brother, the Immortal Emperor's Disc
Chapter 249 The Adventures of Bai Jingyi's Sister and Brother, the Immortal Emperor's Disciple
In a certain mysterious fairyland, on a [-]-meter-high peak, clouds sink beneath the feet.
"Embracing Yuan and keeping one, without distractions and thoughts, nature and man are natural, becoming one and becoming immortal!" Yuanshi Emperor was giving a lecture to Bai Jingyi and his younger brother.
"Master, what is Yuan?" Bai Shuang asked suspiciously.
"Yuan Nai is the only one in the body. It is invisible, but sticks to it and exudes a yang energy. Why people can live, yang energy is very important. If the yang energy is scattered, life will be exhausted." Yuan Shi said.
"What happened to people that day?"
"In this case, you need to realize it by yourself. In fact, people can find their own Tao from the earth, and then strengthen their own Tao from the sky. When their own Tao appears, it is natural. Nature is also you. The connection with the sky is the so-called Tao." Emperor Yuanshi pointed to the sky, and then pointed to Bai Shuang.
"What about Chengyi?"
"Ninety-nine is one, one is the way, and ninety-nine is also the way. Different people have different opinions."
Bai Shuang nodded half-understood: "In that case, can I become a fairy?"
"No, becoming an immortal is very difficult, very difficult, but it is also very easy to say, very easy. Idiot, you are only in the foundation building stage now, so don't look so far ahead, find your own way first."
Bai Shuang obediently said "Oh".
Under the guidance of Master Yuanshi the Great, the siblings made rapid progress.
The divine speed here is not like the exaggerated description of others, it is really a god-like speed.
one day!
The two practitioners have already turned into cultivators, and they became Qi refiners within a day.
Another three days!
They have entered the foundation period.
Then, after another ten days, he seemed to be a cultivator at the golden core stage.
In addition to the lectures given by Emperor Yuanshi, he also found all kinds of treasures from heaven and earth for the siblings.
This is fairyland!
There are countless fairy medicines in it, and the aura here is hundreds or thousands of times that of the earth, not to mention the place where Emperor Yuanshi lived.
Even if they don't practice, spiritual energy will spontaneously penetrate into their bodies from every capillary hole in their bodies, cutting down their bones and washing their marrow.
In just ten days, they have been completely reborn.
Bai Shuang no longer has that impetuous second-degree aura, er, although his personality is still quite second-grade.
As for Bai Jingyi, there was an extra sense of fairy air, and the fairy air fluttered...
After sending off the master respectfully, the siblings stayed on the top of the peak and continued to practice.
"Sister, when can we go back?" Bai Shuang asked carefully when he looked around and saw no one.
"I know what you mean. Why am I not afraid of my parents worrying, but after I asked Master, he said that he can't help it."
"Then we can't, let's just stay here forever? Then when we go back, our parents are old, so we won't be able to see them again..." Thinking of this, Bai Shuang felt sad from the bottom of his heart.
"No, since the crack in the space sucked us in, it will send us out one day. I have a hunch, and how should I put it, I have been observing with the qi-watching technique. You are very lucky. When Yuan's Qi is good to a certain extent, he will be able to achieve what he wants." Bai Jingyi comforted her younger brother.
This younger brother is very strong by nature, and he usually shows this kind of mentality in front of his family. If he is in front of outsiders, he always likes to pretend to be heartless.
"Can you really get what you want?"
"En!" Bai Jingyi coaxed her younger brother and nodded.
"Then let me make a wish. I wish the world peace and the earth be free from disasters." Bai Shuang said longingly.
"Uh, world peace is too difficult. After all, this involves the world of all races..." Bai Jingyi shook her head and said angrily, "Can't you think of something practical?"
"Is it difficult? Then I'll change it. I want to become the strongest in all worlds, and I am the only one!" Bai Shuang thought for a while, and then changed his wish.
"Forget it, then you should wish for world peace!"
"..."
When the Great Sage brought Wangcai back to Earth, he found that the Wanjie School had become a place where people rarely visited.
Let's just talk about the gate of the school, usually there is a constant flow of people, crowded with people, but today he came here, but there are not many people.
"Hey, buddy, what happened here, why is there no one in the school?"
he asked the security guard.
Even though the great sage's current status is extraordinary, he still doesn't look down on others and is very easy-going.
"Don't you know?" The security guard was a man in his thirties, and instead of being despised by the Great Sage, he despised the Great Sage instead: "Didn't you dare to come out of the mountains?"
"No, I just went to another place recently."
"Then it's impossible not to know about it!" The security guard continued to sneer, and then sighed: "Forget it, let's just tell you directly, those students are all out looking for opportunities now."
"Chance?"
"It's space cracks. Those space cracks are powerful. Some of them can make people stronger, and some can spit out treasures from them. If I didn't want to part with this job, I would go out and hang around. Think about it, if I could meet The last one has soared into the sky!" The security guard said enviously.
"Oh, I see."
The Great Sage thought that these space cracks might attract many people to look for them, but he didn't expect that many students from Wanjie School would also look for them.
It seems that this time the earth has a great opportunity!
Entering the small world, the master was not there, so the Great Sage chatted with his mother for a while at Tianjian Peak, and then contacted Tian Shisan.
Tian Shisan hurried over, and the first sentence was: "So fast, lost?"
"No, didn't I miss the master, come back to see the master?" the Great Sage said embarrassedly.
"Speak human language!" Tian Shisan said angrily.
"Oh, the protoss sent the top genius killer team, if you want to kill me, I will come back to avoid the limelight." The Great Sage said truthfully.
"Tsk tsk tsk~ I thought my disciples always thought they were invincible. I never thought that there would be a day of fear." Tian Shisan smiled, he really didn't expect it.
"If you face them, you will be afraid too, Master." The Great Sage said earnestly.
"Joke, would I be afraid? I think back then when I entered the Demon Realm and single-handedly killed seven in and seven out, who could do anything to me, what to do to me, ah—" Tian Shisan was not convinced, thinking that he was underestimated by his apprentice, Angry and authentic.
"Among the other killers, there is one named Dansa. His superpower is that he can stare at you and get pregnant with just one glance."
"What are you afraid of staring at, what is there to be afraid of..." Tian Shisan was still bragging, but after he said a few words, his brain came to his senses: "Ah, what are you talking about, you can get pregnant just by staring at me?"
"Yes!"
"Are you sure you're not joking? Still have this ability?"
Dasheng said: "Definitely, definitely, and definitely."
"..." Tian Shisan pondered, lowered his head, his eyes flickered, and to be honest, he was also a little scared.
Damn it!
If he got this super power, a big man, would he still be able to survive?
I'm afraid I have no face to be a human~
"Master, can he still enter seven times and exit seven times?" The Great Sage said with a smile, so he didn't believe that the master killed seven times in and seven out, obviously the master was fooling himself.
"Uh, maybe that day, that Dansa will not be there! Really, as a teacher, he really enters and exits seven times, no, what kind of eyes do you have, ah--I suspect that you are deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors!"
"I haven't." The Great Sage said innocently, but he didn't show any eyes.
"I can clearly see that your eyes seem to dislike being a teacher!" Tian Shisan said angrily, "Say, are you looking down on being a teacher!"
The Great Sage was speechless: "Master, you are changing the subject in an unnatural way...I can see the embarrassment on your expression. Actually, you can say that the sky is very blue today and the sun is very bright."
"..." Tian Shisan was stunned, and looked at the sky in embarrassment: "But there is no sun in the small world~"
……
The Great Sage temporarily stayed at Tianjian Peak to accompany his mother.
Tian Shisan just happened to go back to the Tongtian Sword Sect to bring the eggs to the Great Sage.
"Take care of yourself. Anyway, I've tried my best as a teacher. If I continue to take care of you as a teacher, I'm afraid that one day I will become..." Tian Shisan wanted to talk about the old hen, but after thinking about it, he was a teacher. It is necessary to have the dignity of being a teacher. Speaking of this, I still shut up again.
"What's the matter, master?"
"It's been moving more and more recently. At first, it's like a rock, but later on, give it a try."
The Great Sage obediently took it and held it in his arms.
Then, he felt a force developing, stirring, and boiling within the egg.
This power is terrifying, as if the whole world is compressed inside, but even so, it continues to soar, grow bigger, and become stronger.
"It's not going to be born, is it?"
"Maybe." Tian Shisan nodded.
"Then what should I prepare?" Dasheng was a little nervous. To be honest, he was still a little interested in this little thing. After all, its mother was such a powerful creature.
If he can be born, he will definitely be his little helper.
"Nappies? Pacifiers?"
Tian Shisan asked back, and afterward, he laughed and let out a pig cry: "Hahahahaha!"
"Master, I'm serious, how do you hatch it?" the Great Sage said speechlessly.
"I don't know much about it either, but aren't you very good at pet evolution?" Tian Shisan asked back.
The Great Sage was silent for a moment.
Then he called all his pets and asked them if they knew how to hatch eggs.
Among them, Xiao Jinjin and Wangcai must be inexperienced, because these two guys don't have much knowledge.
On the other hand, Nine Tails and Niao Xiaotiao immediately offered many strange solutions.
"Boil it, boil it with water, put a lot of foreign crystals in the water, and the foreign crystals absorb energy for it." Niao Xiaotiao's opinion is like this.
"What about the hot water?"
"Heat it, it's too hot, I can't stand it, it just came out."
"I suspect you're joking."
"Actually, you can be more confident and remove the word 'I suspect'." Niao Xiaotiao was not ashamed, and said seriously.
***
PS:
Please recommend tickets, monthly tickets, all tickets~
(End of this chapter)
In a certain mysterious fairyland, on a [-]-meter-high peak, clouds sink beneath the feet.
"Embracing Yuan and keeping one, without distractions and thoughts, nature and man are natural, becoming one and becoming immortal!" Yuanshi Emperor was giving a lecture to Bai Jingyi and his younger brother.
"Master, what is Yuan?" Bai Shuang asked suspiciously.
"Yuan Nai is the only one in the body. It is invisible, but sticks to it and exudes a yang energy. Why people can live, yang energy is very important. If the yang energy is scattered, life will be exhausted." Yuan Shi said.
"What happened to people that day?"
"In this case, you need to realize it by yourself. In fact, people can find their own Tao from the earth, and then strengthen their own Tao from the sky. When their own Tao appears, it is natural. Nature is also you. The connection with the sky is the so-called Tao." Emperor Yuanshi pointed to the sky, and then pointed to Bai Shuang.
"What about Chengyi?"
"Ninety-nine is one, one is the way, and ninety-nine is also the way. Different people have different opinions."
Bai Shuang nodded half-understood: "In that case, can I become a fairy?"
"No, becoming an immortal is very difficult, very difficult, but it is also very easy to say, very easy. Idiot, you are only in the foundation building stage now, so don't look so far ahead, find your own way first."
Bai Shuang obediently said "Oh".
Under the guidance of Master Yuanshi the Great, the siblings made rapid progress.
The divine speed here is not like the exaggerated description of others, it is really a god-like speed.
one day!
The two practitioners have already turned into cultivators, and they became Qi refiners within a day.
Another three days!
They have entered the foundation period.
Then, after another ten days, he seemed to be a cultivator at the golden core stage.
In addition to the lectures given by Emperor Yuanshi, he also found all kinds of treasures from heaven and earth for the siblings.
This is fairyland!
There are countless fairy medicines in it, and the aura here is hundreds or thousands of times that of the earth, not to mention the place where Emperor Yuanshi lived.
Even if they don't practice, spiritual energy will spontaneously penetrate into their bodies from every capillary hole in their bodies, cutting down their bones and washing their marrow.
In just ten days, they have been completely reborn.
Bai Shuang no longer has that impetuous second-degree aura, er, although his personality is still quite second-grade.
As for Bai Jingyi, there was an extra sense of fairy air, and the fairy air fluttered...
After sending off the master respectfully, the siblings stayed on the top of the peak and continued to practice.
"Sister, when can we go back?" Bai Shuang asked carefully when he looked around and saw no one.
"I know what you mean. Why am I not afraid of my parents worrying, but after I asked Master, he said that he can't help it."
"Then we can't, let's just stay here forever? Then when we go back, our parents are old, so we won't be able to see them again..." Thinking of this, Bai Shuang felt sad from the bottom of his heart.
"No, since the crack in the space sucked us in, it will send us out one day. I have a hunch, and how should I put it, I have been observing with the qi-watching technique. You are very lucky. When Yuan's Qi is good to a certain extent, he will be able to achieve what he wants." Bai Jingyi comforted her younger brother.
This younger brother is very strong by nature, and he usually shows this kind of mentality in front of his family. If he is in front of outsiders, he always likes to pretend to be heartless.
"Can you really get what you want?"
"En!" Bai Jingyi coaxed her younger brother and nodded.
"Then let me make a wish. I wish the world peace and the earth be free from disasters." Bai Shuang said longingly.
"Uh, world peace is too difficult. After all, this involves the world of all races..." Bai Jingyi shook her head and said angrily, "Can't you think of something practical?"
"Is it difficult? Then I'll change it. I want to become the strongest in all worlds, and I am the only one!" Bai Shuang thought for a while, and then changed his wish.
"Forget it, then you should wish for world peace!"
"..."
When the Great Sage brought Wangcai back to Earth, he found that the Wanjie School had become a place where people rarely visited.
Let's just talk about the gate of the school, usually there is a constant flow of people, crowded with people, but today he came here, but there are not many people.
"Hey, buddy, what happened here, why is there no one in the school?"
he asked the security guard.
Even though the great sage's current status is extraordinary, he still doesn't look down on others and is very easy-going.
"Don't you know?" The security guard was a man in his thirties, and instead of being despised by the Great Sage, he despised the Great Sage instead: "Didn't you dare to come out of the mountains?"
"No, I just went to another place recently."
"Then it's impossible not to know about it!" The security guard continued to sneer, and then sighed: "Forget it, let's just tell you directly, those students are all out looking for opportunities now."
"Chance?"
"It's space cracks. Those space cracks are powerful. Some of them can make people stronger, and some can spit out treasures from them. If I didn't want to part with this job, I would go out and hang around. Think about it, if I could meet The last one has soared into the sky!" The security guard said enviously.
"Oh, I see."
The Great Sage thought that these space cracks might attract many people to look for them, but he didn't expect that many students from Wanjie School would also look for them.
It seems that this time the earth has a great opportunity!
Entering the small world, the master was not there, so the Great Sage chatted with his mother for a while at Tianjian Peak, and then contacted Tian Shisan.
Tian Shisan hurried over, and the first sentence was: "So fast, lost?"
"No, didn't I miss the master, come back to see the master?" the Great Sage said embarrassedly.
"Speak human language!" Tian Shisan said angrily.
"Oh, the protoss sent the top genius killer team, if you want to kill me, I will come back to avoid the limelight." The Great Sage said truthfully.
"Tsk tsk tsk~ I thought my disciples always thought they were invincible. I never thought that there would be a day of fear." Tian Shisan smiled, he really didn't expect it.
"If you face them, you will be afraid too, Master." The Great Sage said earnestly.
"Joke, would I be afraid? I think back then when I entered the Demon Realm and single-handedly killed seven in and seven out, who could do anything to me, what to do to me, ah—" Tian Shisan was not convinced, thinking that he was underestimated by his apprentice, Angry and authentic.
"Among the other killers, there is one named Dansa. His superpower is that he can stare at you and get pregnant with just one glance."
"What are you afraid of staring at, what is there to be afraid of..." Tian Shisan was still bragging, but after he said a few words, his brain came to his senses: "Ah, what are you talking about, you can get pregnant just by staring at me?"
"Yes!"
"Are you sure you're not joking? Still have this ability?"
Dasheng said: "Definitely, definitely, and definitely."
"..." Tian Shisan pondered, lowered his head, his eyes flickered, and to be honest, he was also a little scared.
Damn it!
If he got this super power, a big man, would he still be able to survive?
I'm afraid I have no face to be a human~
"Master, can he still enter seven times and exit seven times?" The Great Sage said with a smile, so he didn't believe that the master killed seven times in and seven out, obviously the master was fooling himself.
"Uh, maybe that day, that Dansa will not be there! Really, as a teacher, he really enters and exits seven times, no, what kind of eyes do you have, ah--I suspect that you are deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors!"
"I haven't." The Great Sage said innocently, but he didn't show any eyes.
"I can clearly see that your eyes seem to dislike being a teacher!" Tian Shisan said angrily, "Say, are you looking down on being a teacher!"
The Great Sage was speechless: "Master, you are changing the subject in an unnatural way...I can see the embarrassment on your expression. Actually, you can say that the sky is very blue today and the sun is very bright."
"..." Tian Shisan was stunned, and looked at the sky in embarrassment: "But there is no sun in the small world~"
……
The Great Sage temporarily stayed at Tianjian Peak to accompany his mother.
Tian Shisan just happened to go back to the Tongtian Sword Sect to bring the eggs to the Great Sage.
"Take care of yourself. Anyway, I've tried my best as a teacher. If I continue to take care of you as a teacher, I'm afraid that one day I will become..." Tian Shisan wanted to talk about the old hen, but after thinking about it, he was a teacher. It is necessary to have the dignity of being a teacher. Speaking of this, I still shut up again.
"What's the matter, master?"
"It's been moving more and more recently. At first, it's like a rock, but later on, give it a try."
The Great Sage obediently took it and held it in his arms.
Then, he felt a force developing, stirring, and boiling within the egg.
This power is terrifying, as if the whole world is compressed inside, but even so, it continues to soar, grow bigger, and become stronger.
"It's not going to be born, is it?"
"Maybe." Tian Shisan nodded.
"Then what should I prepare?" Dasheng was a little nervous. To be honest, he was still a little interested in this little thing. After all, its mother was such a powerful creature.
If he can be born, he will definitely be his little helper.
"Nappies? Pacifiers?"
Tian Shisan asked back, and afterward, he laughed and let out a pig cry: "Hahahahaha!"
"Master, I'm serious, how do you hatch it?" the Great Sage said speechlessly.
"I don't know much about it either, but aren't you very good at pet evolution?" Tian Shisan asked back.
The Great Sage was silent for a moment.
Then he called all his pets and asked them if they knew how to hatch eggs.
Among them, Xiao Jinjin and Wangcai must be inexperienced, because these two guys don't have much knowledge.
On the other hand, Nine Tails and Niao Xiaotiao immediately offered many strange solutions.
"Boil it, boil it with water, put a lot of foreign crystals in the water, and the foreign crystals absorb energy for it." Niao Xiaotiao's opinion is like this.
"What about the hot water?"
"Heat it, it's too hot, I can't stand it, it just came out."
"I suspect you're joking."
"Actually, you can be more confident and remove the word 'I suspect'." Niao Xiaotiao was not ashamed, and said seriously.
***
PS:
Please recommend tickets, monthly tickets, all tickets~
(End of this chapter)
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