I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 270 Gemini Immortal Physique

The next day, when Dasheng was in a daze, he felt a little heavy and uncomfortable.

After struggling for a few times, he didn't seem to be able to, so he opened his eyes, and then, he was instantly dumbfounded.

where am I?
who am I?
What am I doing?

He closed his eyes fiercely, and after racking his brains, he finally slowly recalled the scene of last night.

"I was tricked by my mother!"

Suddenly, remembering that his mother's smile yesterday was a bit strange, the corners of the Great Sage's mouth twitched slightly, revealing a wry smile.

Kind of embarrassing!

He actually harmed his sisters, he gently got rid of the "burden" on his body, and sat up.

blood...

"Oh, it seems that I have to admit it!"

He let his body float up slowly, and then, making as little movement as possible, he landed on the ground beside him and walked out of the room.

Close the door gently.

"Wake up~"

The mother came towards her and said with a smile.

"Mom~" the Great Sage complained: "You are too domineering, I even said no, you still... how can you let your son have face to others~"

"What's the matter? It's not from the girl's family. Why are you so shy? As for being overbearing? I am your mother and you are my son. Is there anything wrong with the order of the parents and the words of the matchmaker?" Li said. Qing's eyes widened, and the power of being a mother was exuded.

"Okay, okay, I won't talk about the head office~" The Great Sage unconsciously shrank his neck as if he was scared of being beaten, begging for mercy.

"Well, that's right, I didn't expect my son to be quite gentle." Li Qing looked at the door with a smile, pointing to the Great Sage closing the door gently.

"Mom, don't say a few words, I'm still a little tangled in my heart." The Great Sage was annoyed.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, come, drink this soup."

"What soup?"

"Your master is back. Just now I told him that the matter between you and those two aunts is over, he laughed and gave me some tonics, so that you can take good care of it." Li Qing said happily : "By the way, your master gave me that one last night, saying that after using that medicine, there is a great chance that I will have two grandchildren. Wow, those two grandchildren must be very cute."

After finishing speaking, Li Qing was like a girl, her eyes were shining brightly, she looked very excited.

"It turns out that all of this was designed by my master? I mean, that guy Niao Xiaotiao, how could he say that there was a good show to watch, my head." The Great Sage patted his head, regretting endlessly.

Of course, apart from regretting it, it was also a little dark.

"It's just that I don't want to lose face if I'm "secreted" by my mother?" Dasheng thought to himself, but he didn't show it.

"Okay, okay, drink this tonic quickly, son, you haven't had a good time with Bai Jingyi yet, have you?" Li Qing asked again.

"No~Mom, if you ask this, it makes my son very shy!" The Great Sage was so depressed that he took the soup and drank it all in one gulp.

"You are my son, a piece of flesh that fell from my body, what's there to be ashamed of?"

At this time, Li Qing was very domineering.

Helpless, the Great Sage can only let her go, who told her to be my mother, and she used to be the same at home, even her own father and sister, all had to obey her.

"It seems that mom is recovering well." The Great Sage also felt that she had almost recovered physically and mentally, and was very happy.

Seeing that the Great Sage didn't speak, Li Qing said again: "By the way, let the sisters have the opportunity. Your mother and I are getting old, so I don't want to make trouble anymore."

"Mom, you are wrong. They are sisters. If I give them one of them, wouldn't it be unfair to one?" The Great Sage said immediately after hearing this.

Definitely not!
Li Qing was right after thinking about it, so she could only give up: "But, I'm lazy, I have to stay here quietly now."

"Alright then~" The Great Sage said helplessly, "I'll just give that opportunity away to someone else."

Dasheng did it on purpose.

Sure enough, when she heard that she was about to give it away, Li Qing became alert.

"No, no, how can I give away such good things."

"Then mom, you want it?!"

"All right!"

At ten o'clock in the morning, the sisters woke up, but they were too embarrassed to open the door and walk out for a long time.

It wasn't until Li Qing went in and said something that she pulled the pair of sisters out one by one.

"From now on, you can call me mother-in-law, you can also call me sister Qing, well, it's decided like this." Li Qing still said domineeringly, as if what happened last night had completely established her position.

The two sisters said "yes" like mosquitoes, and lowered their heads.

"It's too embarrassing, why are you so ashamed?" Qiu Shuyin and Qiu Miaoyin were confused.

Dining room……

This is separated by Dasheng with hard and soft wooden boards, and it is decorated like a hotel.

Tian Shisan sat on the table with a smile and looked at the three young men.

"Come on, this is a gift from me." He even took out the gift.

The Great Sage thought to himself, this must be a gift made by the master because he felt ashamed of himself.

But do you want to forgive yourself?

Hmph, impossible!

One day, I must take revenge, yes, the master does not have a wife, just wait, I will find a chance.

Thinking of this, the Great Sage smiled abnormally: "Master, thank you, come on, you two go on."

"These are three sympathetic knots, which I treasure. After wearing them, if you have something to do, you can communicate with your heart. Of course, if you are separated by a world, it won't work, but they are all on the earth, no problem."

"Thank you senior." The two sisters said in unison.

"What, call me master!" Tian Shisan said solemnly.

In this way, the two sisters obediently called out Master.

"Hahaha……"

Tian Shisan laughed triumphantly.

"You two sisters, I took a look and found that you have the blood of the Twin Immortals. Later, I will pass on a secret book of exercises to the Great Sage, and you can practice with him. Maybe one day, you will become the couple of gods and immortals, forever Let's stay together~"

"Ah~"

The two sisters didn't know about this, and they were a little surprised when they heard this.

Then, it was a surprise.

Especially Qiu Miaoyin, who has known for a long time that Tian Shisan is a well-known immortal in Kyoto. If he can give him the secret book, can he also cultivate immortality?
Immortal cultivator?
Nowadays, even if the whole world changes drastically, there are strong people everywhere, but most of them are practitioners.

Want to become a cultivator?
you can!

But there is no way to enter!

Let alone aptitude, there must be a cultivator who is willing to accept you as an entry, this is a huge threshold.

And becoming a cultivator, doesn't it mean staying young forever?
Thinking of this, her face flushed with excitement, and her delicate body trembled slightly.

What women care about most is their own appearance. No, what Dasheng Xiuzhen thinks is endless life, but what women think is eternal youth.

"Can we really do it?"

Qiu Shuyin's voice was trembling and authentic, it was excited, a little unimaginable.

Today, she found that she had lost her precious body, and she was still a little tangled, a little confused, a little scared, worried that she would follow the Great Sage in the future, and didn't know what kind of treatment she would receive.

At this moment, she felt that it was worth it, it was really worth it, let alone losing her body, if she could become a cultivator, she could do anything.

"It stands to reason that there is no problem with you, because you have the blood of the Twin Immortals, which is also the legendary immortal physique. This kind of physique can get twice the result with half the effort." Tian Shisan said with certainty.

Although the theory of immortal veins is a bit mysterious, as a cultivator, he still believes in that ancient book, because that ancient book was also handed down from the Tongtian Sword Sect, and it is one of the treasures of the Zhenjiao.

"That would be great, thank you ex...Master." Qiu Miaoyin happily rushed to her sister and hugged her.

Then, Miao Shuyin couldn't help it anymore, and the two sisters danced and screamed happily.

After arguing for a while, Li Qing asked them to stop.

"Okay, okay, two girls, they don't seem to grow up, come on, come down and eat quickly, or it won't taste good when it gets cold." Li Qing blamed.

In this way, the two sisters stuck out their tongues and sat down on the table.

Looking at the little sweet tongue, the Great Sage couldn't help rolling his Adam's apple, it's a bit tempting~
Have a meal……

"My lord, have you really decided to give this opportunity to your mother?" Tian Shisan said seriously.

Following his apprentice, he can be unassuming to show his closeness, but in front of outsiders, he still takes face very seriously, acting like a strict teacher.

"Hmm~ Do you want to give it to Master?" The Great Sage suddenly thought of this and asked.

"You brat, are you testing the master? The master doesn't care about your chance. According to what you described, this chance may be the biggest chance on Earth today, but the cracks of chance keep appearing day by day. Who knows if there is a better one. And your master, if you want to find a chance gap, you must find the best one! So, leave your chance to your mother~" Tian Shisan waved his hand domineeringly, and said.

One opportunity, ten people share.

Tian Shisan really looked down on him.

As long as one's apprentice has this kind of filial piety, nothing else matters.

"Oh, yes, master~" The Great Sage was just talking, seeing that Tian Shisan was unwilling, so forget it.

Next, the two talked about what happened in the Dragon Demon Space.

The great sage told Tian Shisan about the ancestral land of the human race, and about killing some of the god race guys himself.

Tian Shisan also expressed the Great Sage's opinions on handling these matters in his own style.Uh, his point of view is that killing is the end of the matter, and there is no need to engage in those extravagant schemes.

No matter what kind of conspiracy it is, under his sword, everyone will be smashed to pieces.If one sword doesn't work, then two swords.

This is Tian Shisan's consistent style.

"That's what I need to beat! Master, you really don't have back pain while standing up and talking." The Great Sage muttered.

"This child, what are you talking about!" Li Qing quickly reached out, pinched his ear, and turned it around, causing the Great Sage to scream in pain.

Tian Shisan didn't stop it, until he saw Li Qing pinching the Great Sage's ears so that his ears turned purple, he laughed and said: "If you can't beat it, you can fight it later! However, what I said is also my way of dealing with it, how about you?" , it is considered sensible to do so. Well, it is not for nothing that I have fallen into the prestige of being a teacher."

"Master, you speak like this, as if someone knows you~ They don't know you, so it has nothing to do with your prestige."

Hearing these words, the corner of Tian Shisan's mouth twitched, and he forcibly controlled the prehistoric power in his body.If it wasn't for the presence of Dasheng's mother, he would definitely beat Dasheng and kick him out.

Can't this child speak well?I would complain every day, really, how could I accept such an apprentice, what a crime~~
After eating, Tian Shisan handed over the exercises to the Great Sage, it was a piece of jade slip, as long as one's spiritual sense penetrated into it, one could get a glimpse of its contents.

This exercise was practiced by three people together, and it is called "Forbidden Books of Heaven, Earth and Human Beings". Uh, the name is actually called Forbidden Books.

Uh……

Seeing it, he couldn't help but gasped.

I am Cao!

It is such an unscrupulous book of exercises, it is full of villains, superimposed, fighting in various shapes and movements.

Then, the great sage looked at his master Tian Shisan again, and his eyes became weird, as if he was saying, so you are such a master...

Because he was no longer in the dining room at this time, Tian Shisan gave Tian Shisan a merciless beating in his eyes, and was finally kicked out of Tianjian Peak.

night……

The Great Sage was rushed into the room by Li Qing.

In the room, the two sisters were already sitting by the bed, lowering their heads shyly.

Seeing this, the Great Sage coughed twice in embarrassment.

"Cough cough~"

The two women instantly trembled like frightened fawns.

It's really scary!

It was a special state yesterday, and they didn't feel it at all, but at most they would recall some fragments in their memories.

Now, it is going to repeat itself directly, everyone is sober, which is a bit embarrassing!

"You guys, do you have any objections?"

The Great Sage was also a little flustered.

To be honest, he is still a first-timer.

"No~"

"No~"

A sound as thin as a mosquito humming came from the mouths of the two sisters.

The Great Sage thought for a while, organized the words in his mind, and spoke.

"Don't worry, I will treat you well. From now on, as long as someone older than me, no, Mr. Sun eats a mouthful of soup, you will have a mouthful of soup. Uh, it's not right to say that, it seems that I am a little stingy."

"Then, in the future, we will share the blessings and share the difficulties... It seems that something is wrong."

"We share weal and woe? No way!"

"Live as birds in the same forest, and die in the same cave... Cough cough, it doesn't sound good."

The Great Sage picked three or four statements, none of which seemed to be love stories.

It's over, and now he realizes that he can't speak love words in horror.

This is so embarrassing!

In the end, he simply didn't say anything, walked over and sat between the two women, stretched out his arms, and wrapped their shoulders.

At this moment, he really felt the comfort of enjoying the blessings of everyone.

"Well, why don't we start practicing? Don't worry, just practice. I won't do anything else."

"How to practice?"

"Come on, let me teach you, first drop the equipment, and then..."

"Then, why don't you say anything else?!" Qiu Miaoyin asked in embarrassment.

"That's right, just do this husband and wife thing, and nothing else! Is there any problem?" The Great Sage looked at her and asked in surprise.

"..."

(End of this chapter)