I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 282 The Gift of Pizza
Chapter 282 The Gift of Pizza
"Master, the thing you are receiving now, er, the armor of God, is not yours?" The Lich King was dumbfounded, and then, in disbelief, said eagerly: "Don't give up on me, I must have great respect for you!" Helpful. I can be your servant, no, even if it is a dog, the most loyal dog, I will bite whoever you ask me to bite."
"No matter how much you bite, I can bite out 360 and five tricks. I am very professional in this~ You must not give up on me." The Lich King was about to cry.
After many years of suffering and waiting, he just woke up from a deep sleep, but he was about to be annihilated. This was simply too cruel for him.
That is to say, after living for so long, we know the value of life.
Actually...
Some people think that they will get tired of living for a long time.
Yes, it is very possible to feel bored and tired of everything.
However, after living for a long time, when death is imminent, there will also be a kind of dependence on "life", which will be very frightening.
Otherwise, the Lich King wouldn't be so frightened. Not only did he lose his dignity, he could also be a dog, and he could also be a dog with all kinds of tricks.
"How about it, is the young master training well?"
Ha ha to the great saint.
"Not only is it okay, it's really great!"
The Great Sage spoke sincerely.
You know, the Lich King is the king, or the king who rules a world of space cracks. He has already stood at such a height, so he must be very arrogant, but he was forced to be a dog by hehe.
"Well, it's up to you to use it or not. If you are useless, just destroy it." Hehe said indifferently.
The Lich King immediately looked at the Great Sage imploringly with watery eyes.
"I can't help it, this mecha is not mine." Dasheng Aimo said helplessly: "Just wait, if I still have the god armor, then I will definitely hand it over to you."
In this way, with such assurance, the Lich King was overjoyed, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and behaved like a monkey.
Uh, yes, like a monkey, because its soul is also a skeleton body...
The consciousness of the Great Sage returned to the outside world.
"How about it, the armor of our machine clan, isn't it good?" Pizza said proudly.
"It's good!"
The Great Sage sensed the extra things in his head. It felt as if the mecha was his own extra bones. His hands became longer and his legs became longer...
The power is incomparably powerful.
Of course, there is a bit of a delay when the Great Sage's head sends instructions to the armor. Listening to Pizza's commentary, this kind of delay can't be solved for the time being, so I have to rely on the side to use the console for assistance.
"Then why do you need this head...it's unnecessary~" The Great Sage didn't understand what he meant.
"No, mind control allows you to predict the next move you want to connect to while manipulating the mecha. For example, if you use the console to control the mecha to squat, then, at the same time, your The head can send out commands for the mecha to do the next move, and it will flow nicely."
"Oh, you mean, use the console at the same time, and use the brain control at the same time, and use each other in turn?"
"Yes! Don't think it's very simple. Now there are less than a hundred people in our clan who can control the armor and reach the master level."
"Let me try!"
The Great Sage tried to control the armor.
As soon as he manipulated it, he found a problem. In his own words, there would always be conflicts between his head and his hands, or he would make an action at the same time. Sometimes, even before the manipulation of his hands stopped, his head would already react.
Immediately, the command received by his divine armor conflicted, and his whole body froze and fell to the ground.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing how the Great Sage controls the armor like this, Pizza laughed out loud, very proud.
It was as if seeing the great sage like this made him regain his sense of superiority in achievement.
"You come!"
Dasheng Qi way.
Pizza stood in his place and replaced him. Regardless of Pizza's young age, the control was very coherent, and there was no problem at all.
It's just advanced moves, but he doesn't do them. Obviously he doesn't know how to do them, and he is afraid of making a fool of himself in front of the Great Sage.
Is he shameless about pizza?Naturally, we should avoid the heavy ones and take the light ones.
"Great, right?"
He looked at the Great Sage proudly.
"It's okay~"
The great sage spoke sternly.
"That's all right?" Pizza objected.
"Ok!"
Great Holy Way.
After practicing for about half an hour, the great sage had to come down, and the people behind him came up to play.
But the great sage is still a little bit unsatisfied...
He really likes the Shenjia so much, every man dreams of having such a Shenjia, if it can be driven to the earth, it will definitely be awesome.
"Let's go, let's go down~"
Seeing that the Great Sage was reluctant to go down, Pizza laughed.
"it is good."
The Great Sage replied, however, as he walked out, his head was still turned, and his eyes were fixed on the divine armor.
"Look at your prospects!" Pizza laughed.
"You know wool, it's feelings, do you understand feelings?" The Great Sage said angrily, and knocked another chestnut on his head.
"What is wool? No, what are feelings, I made a mistake." Pizza was puzzled.
"A very noble sentiment. Forget it, it's normal for you little kid to understand. You say I'm worthless, so you are worthless!"
"I said what's wrong with you, ah, I don't have a god armor, why do you keep staring at this god armor, and it's a training machine."
"Where did I get the armor~"
The Great Sage rolled his eyes.
"coming……"
"What's coming."
Then, the Great Sage saw a machine family coming in from the outside. He was very happy to see the pizza, and hurried over.
This machine family, wearing strange clothes, seems to be similar to the clothes of the butler, and the human form it transformed into is also fat, trotting all the way, and even the flesh on its body is swaying like waves.
His clothes were made of unknown gold thread, and he looked like a rich man.
As soon as he came running, he nodded and bowed and was about to speak, but he checked his face with joy, and seeing the wink from Pizza, he quickly changed his expression again.
"Give me the things and you can go."
The pizza was cold and authentic.
"Yes~"
This machine family handed over a thing similar to a glowing Rubik's cube to Pizza.
When he was about to leave, he hesitated again, and asked Pizza: "The master is looking for you, young master, when will you go back?"
"No, why go back to that poor house, hum! If he doesn't apologize to me, I will never go back." Pizza said angrily.
"But if you don't go back, your brothers will be very happy~"
"Let them go, anyway, I can't beat those brothers." Pizza said this, his expression was a little gloomy.
"what happened?"
The Great Sage heard some meaning from their words.
It seems that Pizza came from a big family, and Pizza got into a fight with his father, for which his brother was very happy.
Uh?
Could it be that Pizza ran away from home by himself?
So, shouldn't his brother be worried?It's not that the family relationship is so cold, is it?
"It's okay. My brother and I are half-brothers. He doesn't like me. This time, I quarreled with him. My father didn't help me, so I ran out." Pizza explained.
"Uh, the parents are all the same. It's impossible for a bowl of water to be flat. Everyone has different thoughts and views, so relax. When you get tired of playing, go back." Dasheng persuaded the good and not the bad.
At this moment, Pizza is in a period of rebellion, and it is normal to have such performance.
Pizza nodded, wondering if he had listened, and then handed the luminous magic words given to him by the butler to the Great Sage.
"what?"
"Didn't I say I want to give you the armor?"
"Yeah, so why are you giving me this?"
Looking at this item, it may only be the size of a fist, and the Great Sage was puzzled.
"This is the Divine Armor!"
Pizza looked at Dasheng with a look of contempt for the country bumpkin.
"Ah, this is the Divine Armor, so small?"
"Because of space, alas, anyway, it involves the field of space, you don't understand, hehe~" Pizza said very satisfied, he likes to see the ignorant look of the Great Sage.
It is conceivable that he is very envious of the Great Sage's ability to control the mecha.
Therefore, as long as there is something that surpasses the Great Sage, it will make him very satisfied and happy.
"You seem to understand it." The Great Sage shot back, but still quickly grabbed the armor.
"Why do I not understand?"
"Then explain to me."
"...Then you return the armor to me." Pizza was not happy.
The corner of Dasheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he could only say: "Actually, I think you must understand, but after you say it, I'm afraid I don't understand. You are right, and I am right, right?"
"..."
"Let's find a corner, you don't want people to see the origin of this armor, and then, drop your blood, let it identify your DNA!"
"it is good!"
The two found a corner, and while no one was paying attention, the Great Sage dripped blood on it.
The glowing Rubik's Cube, after receiving the blood of the Great Sage, the Rubik's Cube changed and rotated, and various colors were like streamers, constantly wandering, getting bigger, and more and more radiant.
Finally, what appeared in front of the Great Sage was a silver-white mecha.
"I don't have the five-clawed golden dragon you want. Is the silver one okay? I got it temporarily." Pizza said.
"It's okay, I like your gift very much."
The Great Sage was moved and authentic.
Looking at the divine armor in front of him, he was really happy, like a poor boy being given a sports car by someone, that kind of excitement, that kind of disbelief, that kind of surprise, if it weren't for the great sage who thought he was Mature and steady enough to dance with joy.
"This god armor material is also the top of the machine family. If you can control it to the point of proficiency, I am afraid that a god armor can be as good as five top-level kings."
"so good?!"
The Great Sage rubbed his hands together: "That's so embarrassing~"
"Just take it. For me, it's a trivial matter. Our family is very rich." Pizza looked indifferent.
The great sage secretly thought, it really doesn't hurt to sell his father's land, so he rushed to his divine armor impatiently.
take over……
control...
In the Great Sage's sea of consciousness, he imagined a silver five-clawed golden dragon.
Then, from the perspective of the outside world, this mecha jumped into the air, and immediately, amidst the dragon chant, it transformed into a five-clawed silver dragon.
It is a hundred meters long...
It can be made longer, but the Great Sage thinks that it is too small to stretch, so it only becomes this length.
As soon as the majestic five-clawed silver dragon appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of most of the ten thousand races.
"This is?"
"What a handsome transformation!"
"What kind of beast is this?"
"It seems to be the body of the Dragon Clan, but it doesn't look like it? Indeed, it looks a bit powerful."
"Haven't you seen this kind of armor here before?"
"Is it a training machine? Why do I feel that this Shenjia is a little different from others." This is a skilled player.
Even those of the machine family saw the sudden appearance of the armor and used various monitoring equipment to scan it with a large number of red ultraviolet rays. They didn't quietly disappear until they found that it was a qualified armor.
What is Qualification?
It's similar to a car. In case of a car, a mark will be made on it in case someone steals it.
The divine armor in front of me was recognized by the blood of the great sage, and the DNA was injected, so it naturally matched with the great sage, so the machine clan will not pursue it anymore.
"How about it?"
Seeing the great sage controlling the dragon, Pizza raised his head arrogantly.Although, the great sage was flying around in the sky, uh, because he was not very skilled, he just flew forward, then turned around with difficulty, and flew back again.
"Thank you!"
It was the first time that the Great Sage received a gift from a friend, well, strictly speaking it was.
In the past, he mostly gave gifts to others by himself.
So, do you want to return a gift?
But the Great Sage thought about it for a while, and he didn't seem to have anything to return, so he had to secretly write down this favor.
The Great Sage played here for another half an hour...
"Are you Ximen Blowing Blood?" Suddenly, a voice interrupted.
"Yes!"
The Great Sage looked at the armor in front of him in his armor. The armor flew in from the outside, and he didn't know who was inside.
"I'm a robot, Clay, and I want to challenge you."
"Ah, why challenge me? I don't know you before, do I?"
"I am a friend of Te Sharp, the prince of the gods. He is a distinguished guest I invited. You actually hurt him, so I want to challenge you. Also, where did you get this god armor from? Why do you have a private god?" First?"
"Are you here to challenge me, or to ask questions?" The Great Sage was impatient.
Unexpectedly, if he got a god prince, he would attract so many people to help him out.
Forget about the abyss clan, but now the machine clan is here too.
"There are people from the machine family who help the prince of the gods, this traitor!" Pizza was angry, gnashing his teeth: "Promise him, I will come, I will kill him!"
Dasheng nodded towards Pizza, beckoning him to be calm, and then said: "Actually, it's not impossible to challenge, or, let's make a bet?"
"What are you gambling?"
"The one who loses will give the armor to the other party."
"Okay!" The other party said confidently.
The Great Sage laughed.
"No, with your skills, what are you betting on!" Pizza said anxiously, "Come out, let me deal with him!"
***
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(End of this chapter)
"Master, the thing you are receiving now, er, the armor of God, is not yours?" The Lich King was dumbfounded, and then, in disbelief, said eagerly: "Don't give up on me, I must have great respect for you!" Helpful. I can be your servant, no, even if it is a dog, the most loyal dog, I will bite whoever you ask me to bite."
"No matter how much you bite, I can bite out 360 and five tricks. I am very professional in this~ You must not give up on me." The Lich King was about to cry.
After many years of suffering and waiting, he just woke up from a deep sleep, but he was about to be annihilated. This was simply too cruel for him.
That is to say, after living for so long, we know the value of life.
Actually...
Some people think that they will get tired of living for a long time.
Yes, it is very possible to feel bored and tired of everything.
However, after living for a long time, when death is imminent, there will also be a kind of dependence on "life", which will be very frightening.
Otherwise, the Lich King wouldn't be so frightened. Not only did he lose his dignity, he could also be a dog, and he could also be a dog with all kinds of tricks.
"How about it, is the young master training well?"
Ha ha to the great saint.
"Not only is it okay, it's really great!"
The Great Sage spoke sincerely.
You know, the Lich King is the king, or the king who rules a world of space cracks. He has already stood at such a height, so he must be very arrogant, but he was forced to be a dog by hehe.
"Well, it's up to you to use it or not. If you are useless, just destroy it." Hehe said indifferently.
The Lich King immediately looked at the Great Sage imploringly with watery eyes.
"I can't help it, this mecha is not mine." Dasheng Aimo said helplessly: "Just wait, if I still have the god armor, then I will definitely hand it over to you."
In this way, with such assurance, the Lich King was overjoyed, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and behaved like a monkey.
Uh, yes, like a monkey, because its soul is also a skeleton body...
The consciousness of the Great Sage returned to the outside world.
"How about it, the armor of our machine clan, isn't it good?" Pizza said proudly.
"It's good!"
The Great Sage sensed the extra things in his head. It felt as if the mecha was his own extra bones. His hands became longer and his legs became longer...
The power is incomparably powerful.
Of course, there is a bit of a delay when the Great Sage's head sends instructions to the armor. Listening to Pizza's commentary, this kind of delay can't be solved for the time being, so I have to rely on the side to use the console for assistance.
"Then why do you need this head...it's unnecessary~" The Great Sage didn't understand what he meant.
"No, mind control allows you to predict the next move you want to connect to while manipulating the mecha. For example, if you use the console to control the mecha to squat, then, at the same time, your The head can send out commands for the mecha to do the next move, and it will flow nicely."
"Oh, you mean, use the console at the same time, and use the brain control at the same time, and use each other in turn?"
"Yes! Don't think it's very simple. Now there are less than a hundred people in our clan who can control the armor and reach the master level."
"Let me try!"
The Great Sage tried to control the armor.
As soon as he manipulated it, he found a problem. In his own words, there would always be conflicts between his head and his hands, or he would make an action at the same time. Sometimes, even before the manipulation of his hands stopped, his head would already react.
Immediately, the command received by his divine armor conflicted, and his whole body froze and fell to the ground.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing how the Great Sage controls the armor like this, Pizza laughed out loud, very proud.
It was as if seeing the great sage like this made him regain his sense of superiority in achievement.
"You come!"
Dasheng Qi way.
Pizza stood in his place and replaced him. Regardless of Pizza's young age, the control was very coherent, and there was no problem at all.
It's just advanced moves, but he doesn't do them. Obviously he doesn't know how to do them, and he is afraid of making a fool of himself in front of the Great Sage.
Is he shameless about pizza?Naturally, we should avoid the heavy ones and take the light ones.
"Great, right?"
He looked at the Great Sage proudly.
"It's okay~"
The great sage spoke sternly.
"That's all right?" Pizza objected.
"Ok!"
Great Holy Way.
After practicing for about half an hour, the great sage had to come down, and the people behind him came up to play.
But the great sage is still a little bit unsatisfied...
He really likes the Shenjia so much, every man dreams of having such a Shenjia, if it can be driven to the earth, it will definitely be awesome.
"Let's go, let's go down~"
Seeing that the Great Sage was reluctant to go down, Pizza laughed.
"it is good."
The Great Sage replied, however, as he walked out, his head was still turned, and his eyes were fixed on the divine armor.
"Look at your prospects!" Pizza laughed.
"You know wool, it's feelings, do you understand feelings?" The Great Sage said angrily, and knocked another chestnut on his head.
"What is wool? No, what are feelings, I made a mistake." Pizza was puzzled.
"A very noble sentiment. Forget it, it's normal for you little kid to understand. You say I'm worthless, so you are worthless!"
"I said what's wrong with you, ah, I don't have a god armor, why do you keep staring at this god armor, and it's a training machine."
"Where did I get the armor~"
The Great Sage rolled his eyes.
"coming……"
"What's coming."
Then, the Great Sage saw a machine family coming in from the outside. He was very happy to see the pizza, and hurried over.
This machine family, wearing strange clothes, seems to be similar to the clothes of the butler, and the human form it transformed into is also fat, trotting all the way, and even the flesh on its body is swaying like waves.
His clothes were made of unknown gold thread, and he looked like a rich man.
As soon as he came running, he nodded and bowed and was about to speak, but he checked his face with joy, and seeing the wink from Pizza, he quickly changed his expression again.
"Give me the things and you can go."
The pizza was cold and authentic.
"Yes~"
This machine family handed over a thing similar to a glowing Rubik's cube to Pizza.
When he was about to leave, he hesitated again, and asked Pizza: "The master is looking for you, young master, when will you go back?"
"No, why go back to that poor house, hum! If he doesn't apologize to me, I will never go back." Pizza said angrily.
"But if you don't go back, your brothers will be very happy~"
"Let them go, anyway, I can't beat those brothers." Pizza said this, his expression was a little gloomy.
"what happened?"
The Great Sage heard some meaning from their words.
It seems that Pizza came from a big family, and Pizza got into a fight with his father, for which his brother was very happy.
Uh?
Could it be that Pizza ran away from home by himself?
So, shouldn't his brother be worried?It's not that the family relationship is so cold, is it?
"It's okay. My brother and I are half-brothers. He doesn't like me. This time, I quarreled with him. My father didn't help me, so I ran out." Pizza explained.
"Uh, the parents are all the same. It's impossible for a bowl of water to be flat. Everyone has different thoughts and views, so relax. When you get tired of playing, go back." Dasheng persuaded the good and not the bad.
At this moment, Pizza is in a period of rebellion, and it is normal to have such performance.
Pizza nodded, wondering if he had listened, and then handed the luminous magic words given to him by the butler to the Great Sage.
"what?"
"Didn't I say I want to give you the armor?"
"Yeah, so why are you giving me this?"
Looking at this item, it may only be the size of a fist, and the Great Sage was puzzled.
"This is the Divine Armor!"
Pizza looked at Dasheng with a look of contempt for the country bumpkin.
"Ah, this is the Divine Armor, so small?"
"Because of space, alas, anyway, it involves the field of space, you don't understand, hehe~" Pizza said very satisfied, he likes to see the ignorant look of the Great Sage.
It is conceivable that he is very envious of the Great Sage's ability to control the mecha.
Therefore, as long as there is something that surpasses the Great Sage, it will make him very satisfied and happy.
"You seem to understand it." The Great Sage shot back, but still quickly grabbed the armor.
"Why do I not understand?"
"Then explain to me."
"...Then you return the armor to me." Pizza was not happy.
The corner of Dasheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he could only say: "Actually, I think you must understand, but after you say it, I'm afraid I don't understand. You are right, and I am right, right?"
"..."
"Let's find a corner, you don't want people to see the origin of this armor, and then, drop your blood, let it identify your DNA!"
"it is good!"
The two found a corner, and while no one was paying attention, the Great Sage dripped blood on it.
The glowing Rubik's Cube, after receiving the blood of the Great Sage, the Rubik's Cube changed and rotated, and various colors were like streamers, constantly wandering, getting bigger, and more and more radiant.
Finally, what appeared in front of the Great Sage was a silver-white mecha.
"I don't have the five-clawed golden dragon you want. Is the silver one okay? I got it temporarily." Pizza said.
"It's okay, I like your gift very much."
The Great Sage was moved and authentic.
Looking at the divine armor in front of him, he was really happy, like a poor boy being given a sports car by someone, that kind of excitement, that kind of disbelief, that kind of surprise, if it weren't for the great sage who thought he was Mature and steady enough to dance with joy.
"This god armor material is also the top of the machine family. If you can control it to the point of proficiency, I am afraid that a god armor can be as good as five top-level kings."
"so good?!"
The Great Sage rubbed his hands together: "That's so embarrassing~"
"Just take it. For me, it's a trivial matter. Our family is very rich." Pizza looked indifferent.
The great sage secretly thought, it really doesn't hurt to sell his father's land, so he rushed to his divine armor impatiently.
take over……
control...
In the Great Sage's sea of consciousness, he imagined a silver five-clawed golden dragon.
Then, from the perspective of the outside world, this mecha jumped into the air, and immediately, amidst the dragon chant, it transformed into a five-clawed silver dragon.
It is a hundred meters long...
It can be made longer, but the Great Sage thinks that it is too small to stretch, so it only becomes this length.
As soon as the majestic five-clawed silver dragon appeared, it immediately attracted the attention of most of the ten thousand races.
"This is?"
"What a handsome transformation!"
"What kind of beast is this?"
"It seems to be the body of the Dragon Clan, but it doesn't look like it? Indeed, it looks a bit powerful."
"Haven't you seen this kind of armor here before?"
"Is it a training machine? Why do I feel that this Shenjia is a little different from others." This is a skilled player.
Even those of the machine family saw the sudden appearance of the armor and used various monitoring equipment to scan it with a large number of red ultraviolet rays. They didn't quietly disappear until they found that it was a qualified armor.
What is Qualification?
It's similar to a car. In case of a car, a mark will be made on it in case someone steals it.
The divine armor in front of me was recognized by the blood of the great sage, and the DNA was injected, so it naturally matched with the great sage, so the machine clan will not pursue it anymore.
"How about it?"
Seeing the great sage controlling the dragon, Pizza raised his head arrogantly.Although, the great sage was flying around in the sky, uh, because he was not very skilled, he just flew forward, then turned around with difficulty, and flew back again.
"Thank you!"
It was the first time that the Great Sage received a gift from a friend, well, strictly speaking it was.
In the past, he mostly gave gifts to others by himself.
So, do you want to return a gift?
But the Great Sage thought about it for a while, and he didn't seem to have anything to return, so he had to secretly write down this favor.
The Great Sage played here for another half an hour...
"Are you Ximen Blowing Blood?" Suddenly, a voice interrupted.
"Yes!"
The Great Sage looked at the armor in front of him in his armor. The armor flew in from the outside, and he didn't know who was inside.
"I'm a robot, Clay, and I want to challenge you."
"Ah, why challenge me? I don't know you before, do I?"
"I am a friend of Te Sharp, the prince of the gods. He is a distinguished guest I invited. You actually hurt him, so I want to challenge you. Also, where did you get this god armor from? Why do you have a private god?" First?"
"Are you here to challenge me, or to ask questions?" The Great Sage was impatient.
Unexpectedly, if he got a god prince, he would attract so many people to help him out.
Forget about the abyss clan, but now the machine clan is here too.
"There are people from the machine family who help the prince of the gods, this traitor!" Pizza was angry, gnashing his teeth: "Promise him, I will come, I will kill him!"
Dasheng nodded towards Pizza, beckoning him to be calm, and then said: "Actually, it's not impossible to challenge, or, let's make a bet?"
"What are you gambling?"
"The one who loses will give the armor to the other party."
"Okay!" The other party said confidently.
The Great Sage laughed.
"No, with your skills, what are you betting on!" Pizza said anxiously, "Come out, let me deal with him!"
***
PS: Ask for a recommendation ticket~
(End of this chapter)
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