I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 287 The Strange Genius Killer Squad

Which man will wear a pink necklace!

Especially the pink crystal, and the heart-shaped pendant. If it spreads, others will laugh at themselves to death.

After thinking about it, the Great Sage still kept the exchanged Eros magic power necklace in the system's warehouse without extracting it.

"Blowing blood, what's the matter with you egg? Did you give birth? I didn't expect the egg you gave birth to be quite beautiful!"

"Give birth to your sister!"

The Great Sage raised his hand and was about to hit the brat, but judging by his expression, it seemed that he was not very clear about human reproduction. Uh, when he asked, his expression was serious, so he put it down again, and seriously explained that humans are mammals. thing.

"Oh, this egg is not yours~"

Only then did Pizza nod with a sudden realization. In fact, secretly, he almost burst out laughing.

Yes, he did it on purpose.

And this is the way some children like to pretend to be immature and ignorant, and deliberately make trouble.

"Forget it, I won't explain it to you. It's fine if you can't hear clearly. You are a machine family anyway, and you don't need to understand the way humans reproduce."

"I'm looking down on someone!"

Pizza is angry again.

Seeing that he was about to use the "gift recovery technique" again, the Great Sage could only compromise and coax him.

"No, no, no, it's not that I look down on you, but that you don't need it." The Great Sage smiled helplessly.

"Humph~"

Pizza snorted arrogantly.

At this moment, the space battleship suddenly stopped.

"what happened?"

The Great Sage looked outside, and the space battleship was hovering above a wild virgin forest.

"It should be that the space battleship has broken down and is being repaired! Look, there is a screen there." For this, Pizza is very familiar with it. Looking around, he saw a small display screen in the upper corner.

"It seems to say that when a small space crack suddenly appeared, the engineering robot has been dispatched to repair it." Pizza said.

"You machine clan, the technology is really high." Dasheng said sincerely.

"That's~"

Pizza poked its neck up proudly.

The two were chatting there, and occasionally Niao Xiaotiao would interject...

Nine-Tails, who has a serious obsession with cleanliness, still combs its fur every day, which makes the Great Sage wonder whether it will be plucked by himself one day.

Wangcai sticks out his tongue, rarely speaks, and just stays loyally by his master's side.

Suddenly, the Great Sage's eyes changed, and he appeared in another place.

"..."

So abrupt!
Really, just inexplicably, the scene in front of the Great Sage changed to another place.

This is a bare hill.

Except for a large amount of black gravel, there is nothing else, no woods, no plants, no, three other protoss are looking at him with a sneer.

…………

The Great Sage suddenly disappeared!
Pizza froze for three seconds, screamed and jumped up.

He was obviously still talking to him just now, why did he suddenly disappear?

Yao Zheng also looked over when he heard Pizza's scream.

"What's the matter? Hey, where is Ximen Blowing Blood? I just saw that he seems to be here."

"Yeah! It's gone. Just now he disappeared suddenly, as if the water evaporated suddenly." Pizza's expression was anxious and confused.

After Yao Zheng asked clearly, Elder He and Elder Jiang also came from other places.

They watched the surveillance video of the spaceship and came to a conclusion that when the spaceship was damaged just now, someone took the opportunity to sneak into the spaceship, not only evaded the spaceship's scanning warning, but also directly took away the Great Sage.

"It's a space ability, a man-made, premeditated space crack..."

"More than that, it seems to have the ability to be invisible. It must have sneaked in while our engineer robot was out."

"Damn it, the place where the hull was damaged just now, I asked, is the core of the security check."

The three elders found some problems angrily.

And Pizza also came back to his senses, and learned one thing, that is, the Great Sage was kidnapped.In front of his eyes, he was kidnapped helplessly.

Who it is is still unknown.

It was horrible, my God!
Is the outside world so dangerous?
Dasheng will be all right?
Pizza was anxious like an ant on a hot pan, walking back and forth, trying to find a way to see if he could save the Great Sage.

But now they don't even know who kidnapped the Great Sage... If they want to get it back, it's just a fool's dream.

……

"You are?"

Looking at the three Protoss in front of him, the Great Sage narrowed his eyes slightly, and had a bad premonition in his heart, as if he had guessed something.

So, deliberately delaying time, while talking, quietly extracted the magic power of Cupid from the system.

It wasn't until he took out the sissy necklace and got it in his hand that the Great Sage quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

I can't care about anything else, so I can only wear it first!
Even if it's a sissy, it's better than passive pregnancy...

Yes!

He had guessed that these three Protoss teenagers were the genius killer team sent by the Protoss, and it was the task of the system to let him escape from hunting.

Regarding this task, the Great Sage has seriously thought about it afterwards.

Why does the system call it completing the mission instead of anti-killing when it allows itself to escape the pursuit?

Thinking hard!
The only possibility is that the system has identified itself, and it should not be able to kill the opponent, so this task is given.

Since you can't beat it, then run away!

Thinking about it, the Great Sage threw out a Rubik's Cube.

Yes!

He threw out the Lich King's armor, and in an instant, the Lich King appeared beside him and became his helper.

As for Wangcai, Nine Tails and Niao Xiaotiao didn't follow, and the only pet left by the Great Sage is Xiao Jinjin, who is also the Great Sage's trump card.

"My name is Danza!"

A protoss wearing a black cloak laughed, directly ignoring the small gestures of the great sage. It is conceivable how proud a protoss he is.

Dansa is very good-looking, not the kind of upright and sunny, but a kind of feminine good-looking.

It looks like a smoky little fresh meat.

Wearing a sky blue hair crown on the head, the hair is actually black, but the pupils are white, the hooked nose is very long, the bridge of the nose is high and long, it looks a bit like a kitchen knife.

When he was talking, he showed his teeth. Unlike most protoss, his teeth were black.

"My name is Kong!"

Another protoss also introduced himself. He is like a nobleman, dressed in white all over his body, combing his hair spotlessly. I am afraid that fleas will fall to his death. He smells like powder all over his body.

"My name is Yin~"

The No.3 Protoss doesn't like to talk anymore, and looks like a stranger. If the two companions in front hadn't spoken, I'm afraid he wouldn't even open his mouth because of his disgusted look.

Why would you introduce yourself?
Because, they are a very individual killer team, the happiest thing is to make the other party feel hope and die in despair, just for fun.

How do you make the other person feel hopeful?

Of course, it is a polite self-introduction ~ because most people encounter this kind of situation, they will have hope in their hearts, thinking that there is something to talk about.

It's just that they didn't expect that when they finished introducing themselves...

The Great Sage also spoke, and even waved his hand to say hello: "My name is Ximen Biaoxue, how are you guys~"

"...!!!"

In an instant, the three protoss geniuses were all stunned there, never expecting such a reaction from the Great Sage.

Nima!

Anyway, you were also kidnapped, aren't you afraid? !
Even if you're not afraid, it shouldn't be a greeting!

Also, who is your buddy? !What the hell, did it give you a long face?
Thinking of this, the three of them had black lines on their foreheads.

"I've just said it, how many times I've said it, the target is killed, there's no need to talk nonsense, you just don't listen!" Yin yelled angrily at his two companions, his tone seemed to have been held back for a long time of.

"Have you said it many times? It seems to be only two or three times!" Kong smiled, smiling very frivolously, as if he had just walked down from the brothel, and his body was very relaxed.

"Didn't we agree? Killing people is too unartistic and not very interesting, so we have to have fun. We promised well at the beginning, but now we can't do it?"

Satan also opened his mouth to talk to Yin.

"But, later on, I don't think it's going to work. Can't it be changed? I've said it four times." Hidden with resentment all over his face: "It's okay now, let others laugh at you?"

"What's the joke, he won't be able to laugh later~" Air smiled calmly.

"If we don't change it, we can't change it. If we really change it, then we will really become a tool. Then one day, we will lose ourselves." Dansa shouted back loudly.

Ok……

Seeing this situation, the Great Sage was a little bit confused, and even more dumbfounded.

He couldn't figure out why these people still dealt with themselves, but they started fighting among themselves?
Do you want to be so weird?I'm still here!

Shouldn't it be to solve yourself first!
So angry!The feeling of being ignored, the Great Sage almost wanted to interrupt them and let them respect themselves.

"Where do you lose yourself? I listen to people's nonsense all day long. I have never seen someone who kills people and kills them to the end. They can lose themselves. Aren't we just us? If we don't die, how can we lose ourselves?" Yin said, getting angry Point fingers.

"That's a psychological way of saying, losing yourself, understand, idiot!" Satan said.

"Yes, I agree with Satan's words, Yin, you are too rough, you have no taste at all, and you are not emotional at all, that's why you don't understand this." Kong smiled and stood on the same side as Satan .

"I'm not interested anymore, I'm not emotional anymore, no, we are killers, if we want to be emotional, we should be extremely calm." Yin faced the two of them, but he was not afraid, and went back forcefully.

So, the Great Sage just looked at it like this, and he didn't want to leave, because he thought it was too interesting. If he could, maybe he could get in the way and let them kill each other first...

That must be more fun.

(End of this chapter)