I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 293 Tank's "Want to Come" Ability

"My Cao, my Cao... Fuck Cao!!!"

When the Great Sage looked at the person in front of him, he was stunned, and he kept saying hello, never expecting him to come here.

It is even more unbelievable than seeing the sun rise from the west!
"Hehe~"

The man smiled, very shyly, very shyly.It's just that it is faintly visible in the eyes, besides shyness, there is also a little obscenity.

"How did you come here? I am Cao!" The Great Sage still couldn't stop saying "I Cao", completely unable to control the infinite shock in his heart.

"I thought about it, and I'm here!" He smiled: "I can't explain this, as if my wish comes true, that's it, I'm here."

"Then if you think about the whole world, no, in the whole universe, among all the races, you are the strongest, wouldn't you really become the strongest?" The Great Sage didn't believe it, it was a bit too ridiculous.

"I didn't think about it, I just thought about it, I am the longest, the biggest, and the longest in the world..." He smiled shyly, because there were other people beside him.

Shen Gongbao, Lu Zhishen, Pizza, Xi Yu, Li Jianguo and Ye Qingcheng, Xia Chenyu...

"Okay, people of the same path!" Shen Gong was startled when he heard that, and then laughed wildly with joy.

"Well, you are a good classmate. Are you the brother of the Great Sage? In the future, we can exchange experiences with each other, hahaha!" Lu Zhishen also laughed, looking at the friend the Great Sage with admiration.

"What does he mean by that? The longest and the biggest among all races? If it is long, what's the use? Also, being so big doesn't mean it's very powerful?" Simply confused.

"Children are ignorant, don't ask questions." Xi Yu said to him with a smile.

"Humph!"

Pizza snorted arrogantly.

"Change too!"

Li Jianguo spat in a low voice, turned around and left.For this guy, she will always remember, because the Great Sage said that it was this guy who asked the Great Sage to steal her underwear.

If she hadn't given Dasheng a bad face, she would have wanted to beat up the fat man in front of her on the spot, until his grandfather didn't even know him.

"..."

A look of discomfort flashed across Ye Qingcheng's eyes, and he followed suit.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person!" Xia Chenyu was also angry, changed her previous soft personality, and yelled angrily.

"What kind of person am I? Holding the sun and the moon and picking the stars, there is no one like me in the world!" Tank turned his back and said with an inscrutable look.

"You plagiarized, you are plagiarizing, imitating Ximen!"

Pizza immediately jumped up, pointed at the tank and yelled, with an expression on his face that he wanted to help the great sage get justice.

"..."

Uh, tank is very embarrassing, with question marks all over his head.

Correct!
The unexpected friend of the Great Sage is the tank.

It's unbelievable that he actually came here.

"Don't be poor, tell me, how did you get here? Also, what did you encounter in that space crack?"

Immediately, Tank recounted all the incidents in which he strayed into the space crack.

Everyone was shocked to learn that the tank had entered such a weird and magical place!

Then, I learned that there are many fruits there, and eating it can increase my strength, and I can also have new superpowers. After being shocked, I was envious, deeply envious.

Even the great sage is envious.

In the end, it was Tank who told them how he got out of there.

This method is the superpower "All wishes come true" that he obtained first.

When he thought that he was going to reach the great sage, he suddenly disappeared in place and appeared in the dragon demon space, which is here.

Uh……

It sounds very mysterious, but under the premise of having this superpower, it seems quite reasonable.

May all your wishes come true?

Isn't it just that whatever you think about, anything will happen, and everyone accepted his statement.

"Then think again~" Suddenly, the Great Sage's eyes lit up.

"What are you thinking about?" Tank wondered, "Could it be that woman you like now? It's okay, I just need to think about it, and she may appear by your side. But, is it really okay for you to be like this? Obviously there are three girls around you , I can tell at a glance that they look at you differently, hey, you are going too far, boss!"

"What are you thinking about!" Dasheng knocked over with a thump: "I mean, think again, bring all of us here to that place, and then, we can continue to improve like you Strength is replaced by superpowers."

"Yes, yes, yes! Hahaha, you are a good brother of the Great Sage, then, you are my good brother of Lu Zhishen, good man, you can take us there~" Lu Zhishen begged with a sincere tone.

"Good man, just take us there~" This is the copy party, deep palace violence.

"I want to go too, I want to go too, I also want to have the super power to make my wish come true." Pizza jumped and said, extremely excited, he has already decided that if the tank takes him, then the tank will be his first two friends.

As for the others, well, they don't deserve it.

"My Cao, why didn't I think of it?" Tank jumped and said, "That's a good idea, boss, I'll take you there right now."

"Then I'll call Shang Jianguo and the others."

The Great Sage was also excited, and hurried to call them back.

Now, when they heard about the rift in the space of opportunity, they were also happy, and they no longer had the expression of dislike for the tank just now.

So, women are all eels!

"Then how do we go back?" the Great Sage asked, "Shall we hold hands?"

"Maybe~"

Tanks aren't too sure about authenticity either.

So they held hands and formed a circle.

On the male side and the female side, Xia Chenyu is holding the little boy Pizza, and on the other side, Li Jianguo is holding the hand of the Great Sage.

There is a small episode in it, that is, Ye Qingcheng wanted to walk up to the Great Sage silently and extend his hand, but Li Jianguo forcefully pushed him away. The eyes of the two women also had a collision and friction.

Seeing the great sage's heart trembled, he couldn't help but think of the good deeds he had done, that was the twin sisters, fortunately, they didn't know it yet.

If you know...don't care about him, he will die when the time comes...

It is rare for the Great Sage to act like an ostrich with its head buried in the sand.

Then, a large group of people, like kindergarten children, joined hands and formed a circle.

As for the tank, it jumped up like a great god praying for rain - until the great sage kicked his pgu to make him more serious, he stopped resentfully.

"Then I'll start~ Are you mentally prepared?"

"Actor, why are there so many dramas, let's start!" the Great Sage cursed, and the tank could only withdraw the idea of ​​pretending to be a critic, and began to bow his head in meditation.

That is, when they were meditating, the scene in front of them faded away, and they came to another place.

here……

someone's voice...

Obviously not successful!

Forget it, they also saw a row of little girls with heavy makeup standing on the side of the street, and they were struggling to pull people passing by.

"This is your ability??"

Several veins popped out on the Great Sage's forehead.

The third woman is also covered with frost.

This is awkward!
Tank wiped off the inconspicuous cold sweat on his forehead, and said with a smile, let's do it again.

"It's a nice place, hahaha!" Shen Gongbao whistled at the women.

Lu Zhishen said proudly: "I often come here too, but my old man often brings people to sweep, which is really disappointing."

"Where is this place? It's so lively~"

Pizza stared at the big eyes curiously, watching all this, and was about to walk towards those young ladies, but was pulled back by Xi Yu.

"Go on, go on, don't be like this, give me a chance~"

Tank smiled.

So, Pizza was pulled back reluctantly.

On the side, some young ladies also found a group of people here.

I saw them like kindergarten dolls, holding hands and forming a circle, showing mentally retarded eyes.

This made everyone even more annoyed.

Then, they go on and on again.

the second time……

They were directly teleported to a certain big house.

"Uh, I made a mistake again, it's okay, let's pass it again!" Tank said shyly.

"Where is this place, have you been here?"

"No, I haven't been here, what a joke, who am I, how could I come to such a place." Tank smiled awkwardly.

"Why do I think you are very familiar, otherwise, when normal people come here, they will scan the surroundings. You have obviously been here." The Great Sage smelled the strange smell in his nose and was suspicious.

He is a little familiar with this smell, thinking that he had such a smell when he was messing around with his two twin sisters.

"Hey, what is that? It's such a big bubble, it's still long~"

Pizza suddenly shouted excitedly, everyone followed his gaze, and all of them looked extremely embarrassed in an instant.

Because, it was a safety tao that was inflated and turned into a balloon. In addition, there were a few broken ones left on the ground. This was obviously a place where the young lady picked up guests.

damn it!
The Great Sage was so angry that he kicked the tank again several times.

"You can go, it's understandable to miss you as a single dog, but at least go to a clean and upscale place!"

"Boss, I'm just helping those girls. Those girls in high-end places don't need help." Tank seemed plausible and reasonable.

The Great Sage was so angry that he almost ran away.

So, the third teleportation...

They were sent to Wanzu School, the villa where Dasheng lived.

"Dry!"

The Great Sage took a look at the environment and breathed a sigh of relief.

The fourth teleportation...

The fifth time, six times, seven times, eight times, until the tenth time.

"I can't do it, I really can't do it anymore, the landlord's house also has surplus food, and the landlord has no more food..." Tank said with a sluggish expression.

It seems that this consumed a lot of his energy.

In this way, everyone was speechless and could only send him back to the original place.

Back to the Dragon Hotel...

The Great Sage shook his head, really sighed, and convinced, how could it be like this?It would be a dream come true if they could enter that fabled place.

such a pity!
The tank is not powerful at all, so we can only give up.

Everyone dispersed, each went back to each house, each looked for each mother, uh...

Tank followed Pizza and Tank back to a hotel room.

As soon as he entered the room, Tank whispered treacherously: "Boss..."

"What's wrong!"

The Great Sage was depressed and authentic, and he didn't show a good face. Today, he was really pissed off by the tank. It is conceivable that one day, Li Jianguo will definitely ask him if he has been to those places with the tank.

No, just now, Li Jianguo expressed doubts in this regard.

After all, a woman's heart is very sensitive, and she loves to think about it, and what the Great Sage hates the most is that women think about it and make things happen.

"I have something good for you."

"Okay sister, okay, do you want to give me your dirty things?" The Great Sage said angrily.

"Really good stuff."

"I do not want!"

"Look!" Tank said, and took out a fruit that seemed to be shining brightly: "Hey, although I can't take you there, I can bring the fruit out~"

"I am Cao!"

The Great Sage quickly took over.

But it was dodged by the tank: "Hey, boss, didn't you just say that this is a dirty thing? Don't you?"

"Give it to me! I'll go and wash it, so it won't be dirty anymore!" The Great Sage glared at him and said viciously.

"..."

In the end, the tank had to hand over the fruit.

"There's still a lot, you wash it slowly..." Tank said through gritted teeth.

"Okay, anyway, I'm good at this!"

The Great Sage smiled authentically, and ate it. If he wanted to change his abilities, it would be even better if he could upgrade.

…………

Except that the tank has already used its ability and returned to the real world. On the other side, Bai Jingyi, sister and brother, Sun Xiaomin, and Xiaoer are still struggling in their respective places.

The child participated in the competition.

Sun Xiaomin went to another country, was about to steal but was discovered, and started fighting.

The Bai Jingyi siblings are still fighting with the monsters.

The Great Sage's mother is also practicing hard.

And not just them, even the great sage's master, that reckless and fearless Jian Shisan, through his own efforts, uh, drove away a large group of competitors, and entered a rift of chance .

This chance rift, Shura is everywhere, like Shura's secret realm, no, it's like the world where Shura lives, he killed so darkly that the sky is dark and the ground is covered with blood.

His strength is also constantly increasing...

Because, Tian Shisan found that every time he killed a Shura, his strength would increase by one point.

Those who have no realm limit, it seems that if they kill one, their strength will naturally increase, and their realm will also receive a point.

It's a god!
Tian Shisan laughed ecstatically, and cut a Shura in half with a sword suddenly, and the blood sprayed into his mouth...

Uh!
He spat it out.

I thought very depressingly, in the past, TV, how novels were written, what did the author think, don't you know that you can't laugh when you are fighting?Blood sprayed into the mouth is not bad, if it is more cruel, what heart, liver, intestines into the mouth, wouldn't it be disgusting to death?
That's all, if it is replaced by a more brutal one that cuts the enemy's corpse into thousands of pieces, if an indescribable place enters the mouth, wouldn't it be...

I shudder to think about it.

(End of this chapter)