I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 53 Armed to the Teeth

Sun Xiaomin took the address and went out, and the sage was unable to stop her aggressive posture.

Helpless, he had no choice but to stay at home, looking at the two sick patients, Wangcai and Tank, with a wry smile.

"Tanks!"

"Ok?"

"Do you have a foreign crystal?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Well, just lend me eighty or ninety ones, and I'll try to absorb a foreign crystal." The Great Sage said casually.

He was ready to be armed to the teeth, so as not to let himself get into trouble again.

He wants those people to come and go!

Correct!
Spells must be learned, and superpowers are also indispensable.

In the past, he never paid attention to superpowers, but now, with a sense of oppression and tension, he feels that the more cards he has, the better.

"Hey, ten!" Tank casually threw out ten. Only then did the Great Sage realize that he also had a space ring.

"Your grandfather gave it?"

"Yes, my grandpa thought he was doomed this time, so he gave it to me." Tank showed off.

In the past, he was very envious of the Great Sage's interspatial ring, but now that he has it, he must show it off.

"Not bad!"

The Great Sage praised him casually, narrowing his eyes and brows to satisfy his desire to show off, so he called Bai Shuang.

"It's cool, come over here, yes, my house. All right, your sister wants to come over, of course it's no problem, my house is her house, hahaha... Hurry up, I have something to do."

After hanging up the phone, Dasheng sat on the sofa and chatted with Tank.

"Boss, just now, was I very useless?" Tank lowered his head and said dejectedly: "Sometimes, I really want to go all out and absorb another foreign crystal. If the ability becomes better, of course Well, if it's not good, it's fate."

"How can you resign yourself to fate? Could it be that one day in the future, your wife suddenly wants to remarry, and you will admit it?"

"Of course I can't admit it. I must find out the reason. It's my fault, so feel free. If it's because of someone else, I must kill him!"

"That's right. Humans must compete with the heavens for their lives. Once you have bad thoughts, your life will get worse and worse! Anyway, if you want to absorb the foreign crystal again, this is of great importance. You have to think about it yourself." , maybe discuss it with your grandfather. Presumably, your grandfather will be able to give you a good idea, after all, as the old saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy!"

Tank lowered his head, seemed to be thinking, and said after a long time: "Well, boss, actually, you are quite hot."

"You mean, are you saying I'm old? Bastard, I'll give you another chance to say I'm handsome!" Dasheng said angrily, threatening to strangle him.

He was worried about the tank and deliberately used this method to make him feel better.

"Scholars can be killed, but not humiliated. I will never say you are handsome..." Feeling the hand of the Great Sage coming up, Tank's eyes protruded, and he quickly added: "But I can say that you are tall, that you are fierce. ah!"

"That's right, if you hadn't mentioned it, I would have almost forgotten that besides being handsome, I have these shortcomings, hey~" the Great Sage sighed, looking very distressed.

Tank was slightly startled, and then smiled wretchedly.

Seeing this, the Great Sage was relieved.

Sometimes, people will fall into the bottom, especially when they are hit, but the Great Sage will not, maybe he has always been strong!It can be seen from the fact that he can kill [-] strange insects and change his fate.

Since the Great Sage's tone was urgent, Bai Shuang rushed over ten minutes later, bringing Bai Jingyi with him.

"Come, sit here!"

As soon as Bai Jingyi came, the Great Sage rushed out to welcome her. First she hugged her, and then they sat on the sofa looking at each other like glue.

"Brother-in-law, please, don't spread dog food, I won't eat it." Seeing this, Bai Shuang rolled his eyes and said angrily.Because his treatment was much worse, the Great Sage didn't even look at him.

"Are you going to eat shit?" the Great Sage asked in surprise.

"Uh, no, brother-in-law, I brought my sister here, is it really nice of you to treat me like this?" Bai Shuang said angrily.

"Hehehe~ It was my parents who urged me to come, not you." Bai Jingyi interjected.

Only then did the Great Sage know that Bai Shuang wanted to come alone, but their parents urged Bai Jingyi to come together.

"It seems, father-in-law and mother-in-law, they are satisfied with me! Haha, I will be free some other day, so I must visit them formally."

The three of them chatted for a while before the Great Sage took out ten silver crystals and asked Bai Shuang to "tip".

Bai Shuang was also unambiguous, and soon, his fingers glowed, and he touched them one by one.

"This……"

Tank was dumbfounded, not knowing what was going on.

After the Great Sage explained it to him, he became excited.

"It seems very powerful, so give me a piece too? Maybe it can give me more superpowers, just like your aunt. The best thing is to let my superpower go up to another level."

"What is the level of your superpowers?" The Great Sage asked after thinking about it.

"Bronze, both!"

"Bronze, the probability is relatively high. That's fine, Jingyi, help my brother take a look." Saying so, the Great Sage handed Tank a strange crystal: "Don't use it yet."

Bai Jingyi shook her head: "Unlucky."

The tank didn't know where it was, and was at a loss.

"It's okay, I still have to change it!" The Great Sage said, and handed over another one.

Still the same.

It wasn't until the fifth one that Bai Jingyi nodded: "It's ok!"

During the whole process, the tank became even more unaware, but the victory was because he was obedient.

So, he immediately absorbed a piece of silver heterogeneous crystal.

"Haha, evolved, evolved, war glory!"

"Evolved what?"

"My ability to add attack to people has now become all-round, called war glory. Not only can it increase attack, defense, and speed, but it can also slowly heal people and remove bad states."

When Tank said this, his eyes were bloodshot with excitement, and he almost fainted.

It's really wonderful!

What he never dared to dream of, actually happened at this moment, and he was so happy that he fell into a madness.

"You don't need to pay back the ten silver crystals, I will give them to the boss, haha, haha, hahaha..."

After Tank finished speaking, he nestled on the sofa by himself, laughing for a while, and then again, and kept laughing, unable to stop.

The Great Sage wanted to congratulate him, but seeing him like this, forget it, and looked at Bai Jingyi.

"Okay, now it's me!"

Bai Jingyi shook her head at the Great Sage, indicating that she still couldn't see through the Great Sage's luck.

"Forget it, don't worry about it, anyway, I don't have half the ability." The Great Sage said, calmly put the strange crystal in the palm of his hand.

This is the first time he has absorbed foreign crystals.

At first, when the foreign crystal is placed in the hand, it is insensitive, at most it is the tactile feeling of holding it.

As the seconds passed, I felt that the foreign crystal was softening, as if it was turning into jelly, softening.

Gradually, the foreign crystal melted into the palm of his hand, the feeling was like melting jelly, a strange, unexplainable warm current rushed to his mind through his arms and neck.

In an instant, the various nerves in the Great Sage's brain continued to change.

It was as if the DNA chain was being reorganized. Finally, with a roar in his mind, the Great Sage discovered that he possessed a superpower, and various information automatically emerged.

"My Cao..."

After absorbing it, the Great Sage froze in place, his eyes glazed over.

In this situation, it seems that he has suffered a great blow.

Seeing this, Bai Jingyi hurried up, hugged him gently with her light white hands, and comforted him: "It's all right, it's just a failure, let's try again."

In her view, nothing more than failure.

Bai Shuang also thought he had failed: "Yes, brother-in-law, let's try again."

"I didn't fail, it's just that I got a very useless super power, this power, alas~"

"What superpower?"

"I want to be quiet."

"It's okay~ The super power sucks, it's a big deal, let's change it to another one~" Bai Jingyi hurriedly comforted after hearing this.

"That's right, it's normal to absorb a bad super power for the first time. Anyway, we are not someone else. Brother-in-law, you have a lot of different crystals. You can change it again. There is no need to be depressed." Bai Shuang also echoed from the side road.

"I said, the name of my superpower is 'I want to be quiet', and once I activate my superpower, the surroundings will be quiet!" At the end, Dasheng wanted to cry but had no tears.

In an instant, the whole house could hear the sound of a needle falling, and then burst out laughing.

Even Bai Jingyi laughed until tears burst out, and Bai Shuang was even more exaggerated, laughing so hard that she sat on the ground with her buttocks, holding the ground and pounding continuously.

"Stop laughing!"

The great sage became angry from embarrassment.

"Try one more, I won't believe it!"

Impatient, the Great Sage picked up a silver-grade heterogeneous crystal again, wrapped it in his palms, and muttered, as if he was praying for the protection of gods and Buddhas all over the sky.

Only then did he gradually calm himself down and put the strange crystal in the palm of his hand.

As a result, it failed, not only failed, even the first ability disappeared.

continue!

I don't believe it anymore!

If failure is the mother of success, then I must be the father of success!

The Great Sage cheered himself up secretly, without giving up, and once again put a silver-rank foreign crystal in the palm of his hand.

(End of this chapter)