I'm really not a pet teacher
Chapter 8 My Sun Dasheng——Please fight!
Chapter 8 My Sun Dasheng——Please fight!
For him, the most important person in this world is his sister, and then his aunt.
There are good things, the first thing he thinks of is his sister, her heart has never been very good.
"No!" Haha replied reluctantly.
"Oh~"
The Great Sage nodded, thinking to himself, when he had money, he would search to see if anyone with super powers could heal the heart.
"Then how?"
"As far as my heart goes..."
"Is gold and stone open?" The Great Sage laughed, and suddenly, Qiqiao Linglong's heart melted into his body from his right hand.
"Ah, ah ah ah..."
The Great Sage was so flustered, he felt his heart beating faster and faster, so fast that he couldn't help but exclaim.In the end, as if his heart had lost power, he suddenly suffocated, his eyes stared blank, and he passed out on the bed.
It was the next day when I woke up...
First of all, he felt his body, there was nothing uncomfortable, but he found that he seemed to have changed a lot.The eyes can see farther and clearer, the same is true for the hearing, the strength is three or four times that of before, even the body of the Great Sage has become stronger.
Looking in the mirror, he used to look very thin and a little short, but now, his cheeks are plump, handsome, his skin is better, and his height has grown to about 1.7 meters [-].
"'Hehe' come out for a while, why have I changed so much?" the Great Sage asked suspiciously.
"The heart is the core of human origin, and its main function is to supply blood to every corner of the body. When the heart is strong, the energy contained in the blood will naturally be stronger, so there will be many changes when it is supplied to all parts of your body, idiot! In your Chinese medicine theory , there is such a thing."
"Oh, there will be changes in every part of the body~" the Great Sage murmured suspiciously, and secretly opened his pants, and glanced down...
"..."
"Are there any other magical functions?"
"Master, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll do my own research."
"Then I'll ask again later?"
Leaving the dormitory, according to the direction directed by the school principal yesterday, the Great Sage went to the test site to register.
Along the way, the scenery is beautiful, the grass is like a blanket, the flowers are clustered, and the small lake is fresh.But there were not many people, and some were in a hurry.Until a very high-tech three-story building was actually made of pure crystal. I don't know what kind of crystal it is. When I came here, I took out my identity card and was greeted by someone.
"You come with me!"
In the office, there were many staff members in white coats. One of them, a white-haired old man, held the identity card of the Great Sage, scanned it curiously, stood up and said.
Seeing the old man personally carrying the Great Sage, the other staff seemed curious.
"Did you kill Dijiang Tyrannosaurus?" The old man asked suddenly while walking on the road.
"No, my master." The Great Sage said.
"I heard that your master is an immortal? Then, why didn't he teach you himself?"
The Great Sage was stunned, he was asked for an idea, why didn't he think of this.
Suddenly, a strange warm current in his heart rushed to his mind.
"Hahaha, my master said that I am a rare genius who is rarely seen in ten thousand years. I am afraid that the restrictions will delay me, so let me gather the strengths of hundreds of schools and pursue the ultimate change." The Great Sage laughed.
The old man sighed deeply: "A master, a real master!"
While walking and chatting, the semicircular passageway formed by two crystals slowly appeared in the sight of the Great Sage.
The passage is five meters high and can accommodate ten people to enter at the same time. The crystals seem to be connected to the power supply, and they are blooming with colorful brilliance.
"Cultivator, cultivator?"
The Great Sage looked at the two passages in puzzlement, each marked with three big characters, but they were not the same.
"Well, on the one hand, I heard the news from the team that you have a superpower. On the other hand, I also learned that you have a fairy master, so it's up to you to choose."
"Is there really a cultivator in this world?" the Great Sage asked in shock.
"Yes, isn't your master one of them?" the old man asked back.
"Hahaha, my master is an immortal, isn't he a cultivator?" The Great Sage laughed, thinking to himself, no wonder they would believe him when he said that his master was an immortal.
"That's right!" The old man thought and replied.
"Is there a cultivator in this battle castle?" the Great Sage asked curiously.
"Yes, but the number is not large, and the strength is also low."
"Shouldn't a cultivator be very strong? Why is his strength low?"
"Because it's not easy to cultivate the truth! According to the legends you've read, don't those practitioners have an unusually long lifespan, lasting thousands or tens of thousands of years?"
The Great Sage nodded, he understood, it is really not easy to cultivate the truth, they have to rely on years of practice and comprehension to reach the realm.Unlike energy practitioners, they only need to absorb energy to advance by leaps and bounds.
"Then at the same level of strength, is it better to be a cultivator or a cultivator?"
"Cultivators are powerful! Because they have many methods, unlike practitioners who only have three superpowers at most." The old man said firmly, "Now, which channel do you want to enter?"
"Is there any difference?"
"Yes, if you pass through the cultivator's channel, you can enter the class of the cultivator. Through the cultivator's channel, you can enter the class of the cultivator. In addition, for the sake of long-term consideration, the country has special care, that is, there will be rewards for passing through the cultivator's channel , resources will also be skewed.”
The Great Sage chooses resolutely, the channel of the cultivator!
Because first, cultivators represent ancient Chinese traditional culture, unlike superpowers, which are similar to cultures introduced from foreign countries.
Second, according to the legend, the cultivators are the top existences who go to heaven and earth and move mountains and seas. In comparison, a cultivator with only three superpowers is still a bit LOW.
Three, uh, no three, really no!
"The passage for cultivators is difficult!" the old man persuaded, "I hope you will think carefully, if you fail to pass, you will be expelled from the school."
"What is the pass rate?"
"There is no one in a hundred!"
"Hahahahaha, if you look at the sun and the moon as far away as you can see, and the king's general has no divine power, he looks up to the sky and enters the door with a smile. How can we be from Penghao..." The great sage stepped into the passage of cultivators.
From a distance, hearing the poems read by the Great Sage, the old man nodded slowly, and murmured in a low voice: "It's so good to pretend! Back then, why didn't I understand this? Maybe Xiuchun will follow me, alas~ ~"
There was a bloody smell in the space, and the more you walked in, the quieter it became, making the Great Sage feel a sense of suffocation.
100 meters, right?
Then, there are 1000 meters, right?
Ten thousand meters?
One hundred thousand meters?
The Great Sage felt that this tunnel seemed to be endless. In the end, the tunnel was so quiet that only the sound of his own footsteps, breathing, heartbeat and even blood flowing remained.
It's too uncomfortable, it's a nightmare, it can amplify your five senses to the extreme.
A kind of restlessness and uneasiness filled his heart, which made the Great Sage almost go crazy, his face was slightly distorted, and he opened his mouth from time to time to scream, but he forcibly held back.
Going further down, even these voices gradually disappeared, and a sense of loneliness seemed to be the only one in the whole world.
"This is self-cultivation. Only by being able to endure Ji Mo can one cultivate one's true self and get out of the world!" Hehe, in the mind of the great sage, he suddenly sighed.
"Hey, why did I forget about your comparison? Come on, let's chat for fifty cents?!" The Great Sage was very pleasantly surprised.
"..."
In the passage, the psychology of the Great Sage is constantly changing.
First was loneliness, endless loneliness, then panic, inexplicable panic, because he felt that he had been in for a long time, and the time outside might have passed more than one day, one month, one year, he was going crazy!
This is an illusion, the Great Sage told himself rationally, but that feeling just couldn't be restrained, which made him feel uncomfortable all over his body, and his thoughts gradually sank.
"No, I have to try!"
The Great Sage touched his ears and controlled Xiao Jinjin to rush forward.
Finally, he heard the echo of "poof" in the distance, like the sound of Xiao Jinjin hitting a hard object.
"Cross the border!"
Before he could react, the scene in front of him changed, as if the matter was recombined, and he appeared in a bronze-colored room. The old man was looking at the Great Sage with a smile, and said two words.
Immediately, two staff members applauded.
"???" The Great Sage was a little confused. He didn't know what the reason was, but he didn't tell the truth. Anyway, he could pass the test by himself.
"Don't you understand why you suddenly appeared here? Don't worry, this is the magic of the cultivation circle! Congratulations, you passed the level two hours faster than the previous students!"
In the previous examples, generally the students who passed the exam would be mentally exhausted in the end, getting slower and slower.The old man didn't expect that the Great Sage cheated directly, and he was baffled by the pass.
"Oh, hahaha, that's how it is!" Dasheng laughed: "Uh, is there any reward?"
"No."
"Oh, hahaha~"
The great sage was grinning on his face, but he was a critic in his heart.
"Next, you sit there!" The old man led the Great Sage into another hall, pointing to a "magic circle" that was shining with light.
Big money!
The hall has an area of over a thousand square meters, and in the center is a magic circle. In the magic circle, there are actually more than a dozen pieces of different-colored crystals combined with unknown materials, forming a shape similar to gossip, constantly emitting strange light.
Worth more than [-] million!
The Great Sage couldn't help swallowing his saliva, so much money that even a small car wouldn't be able to carry it.
He didn't sit on it until the old man urged him.
Just after sitting on it, suddenly, the sky shook.
earthquake?
The Great Sage was in a hurry to get up, there was a loud bang, and the flames soared into the sky, drowning everyone.
When he woke up again, he was already in a white ward.
"Are you awake? It seems that you are a student of the Nanyan Military Academy who took the entrance test after the accident?" A middle-aged woman wearing a military cap and a white coat asked.
"???" The Great Sage stood up from the hospital bed with a dazed look on his face: "Did something happen?"
"Half a month ago, Nanyan Military Academy was destroyed, and you were spared."
"Ah? What about guarding the battle castle?" The Great Sage recalled that war castles are very dangerous. Could it be that some terrifying alien beasts destroyed the entire battle castle.
"It happened too suddenly. Some top alien beasts razed the Guardian Battle Fort to the ground. Not only the Guardian Battle Fort, but also the Lin Family Fort, which was used as a material backup site, was also destroyed in this accident." The middle-aged woman said sympathetically.
The Great Sage was dumbfounded.
Then, the nose became sore, the throat choked, and the tears rolled down uncontrollably.
"How could this be? How could it be, how could it be?"
"Silly..." Hehe sneered in his mind.
"Why are you so unsympathetic and still scolding people?" the Great Sage roared.
In the next second, his heart, Qiqiao Linglong's heart, was like a machine, continuously analyzing one message after another, and the messages revealed irrationality everywhere.
In the end, the Great Sage looked up to the sky and laughed out loud in astonishment.
Fantasy!
The illusion he entered!
Everything seems to be a test of heart!
Laughing and laughing, he burst into tears again, with a classic expression of extreme grief, emotional confusion, crying and laughing.
"My condolences, now, there are terrifying and powerful alien beasts swarming out of the cracks in space. All the battle castles in our country have suffered heavy losses, and the protection force has reached the most critical moment. For the safety of billions of civilians, the country Gathering all your strength, are you willing to go to the battlefield and become a soldier?"
"Must!" The Great Sage puffed up his chest, raised his head and said loudly: "Fighting for the country is the glory I have pursued all my life!"
"Do you need to pay homage to your relatives and friends?"
"The country is in trouble, so what is the pain of one of us! The overall situation is the most important thing, and I can't wait to throw my head and blood for the country! My grandson, please fight——!" The great sage looked solemn and raised his hands in salute , shouted at last almost a growl.
In an unknown secret place, hundreds of soldiers were watching the great sage on the screen. At first they were astonished, but then they were collectively moved and got up to give a military salute.
(End of this chapter)
For him, the most important person in this world is his sister, and then his aunt.
There are good things, the first thing he thinks of is his sister, her heart has never been very good.
"No!" Haha replied reluctantly.
"Oh~"
The Great Sage nodded, thinking to himself, when he had money, he would search to see if anyone with super powers could heal the heart.
"Then how?"
"As far as my heart goes..."
"Is gold and stone open?" The Great Sage laughed, and suddenly, Qiqiao Linglong's heart melted into his body from his right hand.
"Ah, ah ah ah..."
The Great Sage was so flustered, he felt his heart beating faster and faster, so fast that he couldn't help but exclaim.In the end, as if his heart had lost power, he suddenly suffocated, his eyes stared blank, and he passed out on the bed.
It was the next day when I woke up...
First of all, he felt his body, there was nothing uncomfortable, but he found that he seemed to have changed a lot.The eyes can see farther and clearer, the same is true for the hearing, the strength is three or four times that of before, even the body of the Great Sage has become stronger.
Looking in the mirror, he used to look very thin and a little short, but now, his cheeks are plump, handsome, his skin is better, and his height has grown to about 1.7 meters [-].
"'Hehe' come out for a while, why have I changed so much?" the Great Sage asked suspiciously.
"The heart is the core of human origin, and its main function is to supply blood to every corner of the body. When the heart is strong, the energy contained in the blood will naturally be stronger, so there will be many changes when it is supplied to all parts of your body, idiot! In your Chinese medicine theory , there is such a thing."
"Oh, there will be changes in every part of the body~" the Great Sage murmured suspiciously, and secretly opened his pants, and glanced down...
"..."
"Are there any other magical functions?"
"Master, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll do my own research."
"Then I'll ask again later?"
Leaving the dormitory, according to the direction directed by the school principal yesterday, the Great Sage went to the test site to register.
Along the way, the scenery is beautiful, the grass is like a blanket, the flowers are clustered, and the small lake is fresh.But there were not many people, and some were in a hurry.Until a very high-tech three-story building was actually made of pure crystal. I don't know what kind of crystal it is. When I came here, I took out my identity card and was greeted by someone.
"You come with me!"
In the office, there were many staff members in white coats. One of them, a white-haired old man, held the identity card of the Great Sage, scanned it curiously, stood up and said.
Seeing the old man personally carrying the Great Sage, the other staff seemed curious.
"Did you kill Dijiang Tyrannosaurus?" The old man asked suddenly while walking on the road.
"No, my master." The Great Sage said.
"I heard that your master is an immortal? Then, why didn't he teach you himself?"
The Great Sage was stunned, he was asked for an idea, why didn't he think of this.
Suddenly, a strange warm current in his heart rushed to his mind.
"Hahaha, my master said that I am a rare genius who is rarely seen in ten thousand years. I am afraid that the restrictions will delay me, so let me gather the strengths of hundreds of schools and pursue the ultimate change." The Great Sage laughed.
The old man sighed deeply: "A master, a real master!"
While walking and chatting, the semicircular passageway formed by two crystals slowly appeared in the sight of the Great Sage.
The passage is five meters high and can accommodate ten people to enter at the same time. The crystals seem to be connected to the power supply, and they are blooming with colorful brilliance.
"Cultivator, cultivator?"
The Great Sage looked at the two passages in puzzlement, each marked with three big characters, but they were not the same.
"Well, on the one hand, I heard the news from the team that you have a superpower. On the other hand, I also learned that you have a fairy master, so it's up to you to choose."
"Is there really a cultivator in this world?" the Great Sage asked in shock.
"Yes, isn't your master one of them?" the old man asked back.
"Hahaha, my master is an immortal, isn't he a cultivator?" The Great Sage laughed, thinking to himself, no wonder they would believe him when he said that his master was an immortal.
"That's right!" The old man thought and replied.
"Is there a cultivator in this battle castle?" the Great Sage asked curiously.
"Yes, but the number is not large, and the strength is also low."
"Shouldn't a cultivator be very strong? Why is his strength low?"
"Because it's not easy to cultivate the truth! According to the legends you've read, don't those practitioners have an unusually long lifespan, lasting thousands or tens of thousands of years?"
The Great Sage nodded, he understood, it is really not easy to cultivate the truth, they have to rely on years of practice and comprehension to reach the realm.Unlike energy practitioners, they only need to absorb energy to advance by leaps and bounds.
"Then at the same level of strength, is it better to be a cultivator or a cultivator?"
"Cultivators are powerful! Because they have many methods, unlike practitioners who only have three superpowers at most." The old man said firmly, "Now, which channel do you want to enter?"
"Is there any difference?"
"Yes, if you pass through the cultivator's channel, you can enter the class of the cultivator. Through the cultivator's channel, you can enter the class of the cultivator. In addition, for the sake of long-term consideration, the country has special care, that is, there will be rewards for passing through the cultivator's channel , resources will also be skewed.”
The Great Sage chooses resolutely, the channel of the cultivator!
Because first, cultivators represent ancient Chinese traditional culture, unlike superpowers, which are similar to cultures introduced from foreign countries.
Second, according to the legend, the cultivators are the top existences who go to heaven and earth and move mountains and seas. In comparison, a cultivator with only three superpowers is still a bit LOW.
Three, uh, no three, really no!
"The passage for cultivators is difficult!" the old man persuaded, "I hope you will think carefully, if you fail to pass, you will be expelled from the school."
"What is the pass rate?"
"There is no one in a hundred!"
"Hahahahaha, if you look at the sun and the moon as far away as you can see, and the king's general has no divine power, he looks up to the sky and enters the door with a smile. How can we be from Penghao..." The great sage stepped into the passage of cultivators.
From a distance, hearing the poems read by the Great Sage, the old man nodded slowly, and murmured in a low voice: "It's so good to pretend! Back then, why didn't I understand this? Maybe Xiuchun will follow me, alas~ ~"
There was a bloody smell in the space, and the more you walked in, the quieter it became, making the Great Sage feel a sense of suffocation.
100 meters, right?
Then, there are 1000 meters, right?
Ten thousand meters?
One hundred thousand meters?
The Great Sage felt that this tunnel seemed to be endless. In the end, the tunnel was so quiet that only the sound of his own footsteps, breathing, heartbeat and even blood flowing remained.
It's too uncomfortable, it's a nightmare, it can amplify your five senses to the extreme.
A kind of restlessness and uneasiness filled his heart, which made the Great Sage almost go crazy, his face was slightly distorted, and he opened his mouth from time to time to scream, but he forcibly held back.
Going further down, even these voices gradually disappeared, and a sense of loneliness seemed to be the only one in the whole world.
"This is self-cultivation. Only by being able to endure Ji Mo can one cultivate one's true self and get out of the world!" Hehe, in the mind of the great sage, he suddenly sighed.
"Hey, why did I forget about your comparison? Come on, let's chat for fifty cents?!" The Great Sage was very pleasantly surprised.
"..."
In the passage, the psychology of the Great Sage is constantly changing.
First was loneliness, endless loneliness, then panic, inexplicable panic, because he felt that he had been in for a long time, and the time outside might have passed more than one day, one month, one year, he was going crazy!
This is an illusion, the Great Sage told himself rationally, but that feeling just couldn't be restrained, which made him feel uncomfortable all over his body, and his thoughts gradually sank.
"No, I have to try!"
The Great Sage touched his ears and controlled Xiao Jinjin to rush forward.
Finally, he heard the echo of "poof" in the distance, like the sound of Xiao Jinjin hitting a hard object.
"Cross the border!"
Before he could react, the scene in front of him changed, as if the matter was recombined, and he appeared in a bronze-colored room. The old man was looking at the Great Sage with a smile, and said two words.
Immediately, two staff members applauded.
"???" The Great Sage was a little confused. He didn't know what the reason was, but he didn't tell the truth. Anyway, he could pass the test by himself.
"Don't you understand why you suddenly appeared here? Don't worry, this is the magic of the cultivation circle! Congratulations, you passed the level two hours faster than the previous students!"
In the previous examples, generally the students who passed the exam would be mentally exhausted in the end, getting slower and slower.The old man didn't expect that the Great Sage cheated directly, and he was baffled by the pass.
"Oh, hahaha, that's how it is!" Dasheng laughed: "Uh, is there any reward?"
"No."
"Oh, hahaha~"
The great sage was grinning on his face, but he was a critic in his heart.
"Next, you sit there!" The old man led the Great Sage into another hall, pointing to a "magic circle" that was shining with light.
Big money!
The hall has an area of over a thousand square meters, and in the center is a magic circle. In the magic circle, there are actually more than a dozen pieces of different-colored crystals combined with unknown materials, forming a shape similar to gossip, constantly emitting strange light.
Worth more than [-] million!
The Great Sage couldn't help swallowing his saliva, so much money that even a small car wouldn't be able to carry it.
He didn't sit on it until the old man urged him.
Just after sitting on it, suddenly, the sky shook.
earthquake?
The Great Sage was in a hurry to get up, there was a loud bang, and the flames soared into the sky, drowning everyone.
When he woke up again, he was already in a white ward.
"Are you awake? It seems that you are a student of the Nanyan Military Academy who took the entrance test after the accident?" A middle-aged woman wearing a military cap and a white coat asked.
"???" The Great Sage stood up from the hospital bed with a dazed look on his face: "Did something happen?"
"Half a month ago, Nanyan Military Academy was destroyed, and you were spared."
"Ah? What about guarding the battle castle?" The Great Sage recalled that war castles are very dangerous. Could it be that some terrifying alien beasts destroyed the entire battle castle.
"It happened too suddenly. Some top alien beasts razed the Guardian Battle Fort to the ground. Not only the Guardian Battle Fort, but also the Lin Family Fort, which was used as a material backup site, was also destroyed in this accident." The middle-aged woman said sympathetically.
The Great Sage was dumbfounded.
Then, the nose became sore, the throat choked, and the tears rolled down uncontrollably.
"How could this be? How could it be, how could it be?"
"Silly..." Hehe sneered in his mind.
"Why are you so unsympathetic and still scolding people?" the Great Sage roared.
In the next second, his heart, Qiqiao Linglong's heart, was like a machine, continuously analyzing one message after another, and the messages revealed irrationality everywhere.
In the end, the Great Sage looked up to the sky and laughed out loud in astonishment.
Fantasy!
The illusion he entered!
Everything seems to be a test of heart!
Laughing and laughing, he burst into tears again, with a classic expression of extreme grief, emotional confusion, crying and laughing.
"My condolences, now, there are terrifying and powerful alien beasts swarming out of the cracks in space. All the battle castles in our country have suffered heavy losses, and the protection force has reached the most critical moment. For the safety of billions of civilians, the country Gathering all your strength, are you willing to go to the battlefield and become a soldier?"
"Must!" The Great Sage puffed up his chest, raised his head and said loudly: "Fighting for the country is the glory I have pursued all my life!"
"Do you need to pay homage to your relatives and friends?"
"The country is in trouble, so what is the pain of one of us! The overall situation is the most important thing, and I can't wait to throw my head and blood for the country! My grandson, please fight——!" The great sage looked solemn and raised his hands in salute , shouted at last almost a growl.
In an unknown secret place, hundreds of soldiers were watching the great sage on the screen. At first they were astonished, but then they were collectively moved and got up to give a military salute.
(End of this chapter)
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