Dumped by girlfriend, get rewards for delivering food

Chapter 224

The matter of my aunt Jiang Hanlei has been dealt with for the time being, and the next step is to wait for the operation of the experts.

Chu Fan is very relieved of these experts from Pingkang Hospital. With them, he believes that his aunt Jiang Hanlei will recover from her illness.

The next day, Chu Fan went to visit his aunt early and brought a lot of fresh fruits.The environment in the special member ward is very good, and there are special nurses taking care of her, so Xiaoqing will not be too tired.

After caring about his aunt's body, Chu Fan started to run around again.

There were two men who got into the car, one was fat and the other was tall and thin, and they started chatting as soon as they got in the car.

Pangpang was the first to ask: "Let me tell you, I recently discovered that I have a super power! Although it is not very useful~"

Shoushou asked suspiciously: "What superpower?"

"It's my leg. Sometimes it hurts for no reason. Every time it hurts, it will definitely rain tomorrow! Tell me, can I predict the weather?" Fatty said while touching his right leg.

Shoushou rolled her eyes: "You are called rheumatism!"

"Hahahaha!" The two burst out laughing at the same time.

When Chu Fan heard this, he almost spit out the water he drank just now!
Shoushou patted his fat shoulder: "Let me tell you, my neighbor has a child named Zhu Chuan. Every time I buy new clothes for the Chinese New Year, I will hear him say that this is for our family. Zhu Chuan's!"

"Hahahahaha" Pangpang laughed loudly after hearing this, the little fat on his face was shaking non-stop.

Chu Fan trembled when he heard it.
What kind of cold joke are you two?
It's really cold to me! ! !
The two continued to chat happily.

Fatty suddenly said seriously: "Actually, I have always had some questions in my heart, and I don't know how to answer them!"

Looking at Pangpang's serious appearance, Shoushou quickly sat upright, and said with a serious face, "Speak!"

Pangpang began to ask: "I just want to know. Can you stick a non-stick pan with all-purpose adhesive?"

"Unwashed apples cannot be eaten, and natural water cannot be drunk directly, so why can apples washed with natural water be eaten directly?"

"Why are those who study law called lawyers instead of mages?"

"Can luncheon meat be eaten at night?"

"Oysters are cooked, are they still called oysters?"

"Why do we say take the elevator when we are standing in the elevator?"

"Obviously the sun is shining on us, why do you say that we are shining on the sun?"

After hearing this, Shoushou hugged her stomach and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! Hearing what you said, I also have a question to ask you!"

"In fact, I've always wanted to know, should I wash my hair with a bald head, use shampoo, or facial cleanser!"

"Hahahaha!" The two laughed out of breath.

Chu Fan was dumbfounded by this scene
What kind of problems are these!

There is no one who has had cerebral thrombosis for more than ten years and cannot ask this kind of question! ! !
After arriving at the destination, the two got off the car talking and laughing.

At this time, the system prompt sounded!
[Dididi!Complete a single hidden task, now reward: cold joke ability! 】

[Dididi!Hidden missions are not counted in the system upgrade progress, the cold joke ability has been equipped, and the host can activate it at any time! 】

Chu Fan originally thought that after carrying these two customers, the system would give him something nice again.
What the hell is this cold joke ability! ! !
What is the use?
[Dididi!May I ask if the host has enabled the cold joke ability? 】

Chu Fan thought about it, let's see it, maybe there will be some unexpected gains~
Chu Fan continued to take orders. At this time, a young and beautiful girl got into the car.

Because of the cold joke ability, Chu Fan asked unconsciously: "This passenger, do you know who to call if you can't open the bottle cap?"

"Ah?" The girl looked at Chu Fan suspiciously.

"Look for the peacock, because the peacock opened its tail (bottle)!"

Girl: "."

The atmosphere in the car suddenly dropped to freezing point.
silence!Endless silence!

"This passenger, a white cat, saved a black cat. Do you know what the black cat said to the white cat after it was rescued?" Chu Fan asked unconsciously.

"I don't know," the girl replied softly, still very politely.

"Meow~"

silence!Endless silence!

Chu Fan's heart had already collapsed at this moment.
why!
Why do I learn how to meow! ! !
"Master, it's really hard work for you. It's such a hot day, telling such a cold joke." The girl's face was full of embarrassment.
Chu Fan wanted to explain!He wants to explain!
But I don't know why, the words changed into: "A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. Do you know why?"

girl didn't respond
Chu Fan didn't want to say it either!
But he couldn't control his mouth.
"Because it's a reflex fox"

silence!Endless silence!

Chu Fan completely shut up, he didn't dare to speak again
After arriving at the destination, Chu Fan's mobile phone received a Samsung evaluation:
"The car is nice, the person is handsome, but he likes to tell bad jokes. It's so embarrassing!"

Chu Fan couldn't laugh or cry when he saw this bad review
"Shut down! Shut down the cold joke ability! Shut down permanently!!!" Chu Fan shouted loudly
What kind of weak ability is this!
System I suspect you are playing with me.
[Dididi!The cold joke ability has been turned off for you, you can turn it on anytime next time you need it~]

Chu Fan sweats
impossible!
It can never be turned on again! ! !

Wiping the cold sweat off his forehead, Chu Fan continued to take orders.

Coming near Dongteng Building, Chu Fan received a new order.

Dongteng Building is a very luxurious office building in Kyoto.

At this time, a noble lady in gold and silver came towards Chu Fan's car.

The lady took out her mobile phone, compared Chu Fan's license plate number, and exclaimed in a low voice, "I got the call! I really got the call! This is the most handsome Didi driver in Kyoto!"

Chu Fan just finished wiping, and now cold sweat started to break out on his forehead
This person, doesn't he also want to hit my car?
Why do I feel like I can’t keep a low profile when I’m beeping now~
The lady opened the co-pilot door and sat up, staring at Chu Fan all the time, making Chu Fan feel hairy
"Little brother~ I finally got your car. I'm so lucky! This is definitely a fate arranged by God, you know, it's arranged by God, it's the biggest~" the lady said tenderly .

Chu Fan: "???"

Sister, no, it should be said that even if you put on makeup, you must be at least 40 years old, can you stop speaking in such a whiny tone! ! !

The lady didn't notice Chu Fan's surprised expression. She raised her hand and smiled slightly. The agarwood bracelet she was wearing was impressive. Judging by the quality, the price of this bracelet must be at least 50 yuan!
(End of this chapter)