Those things with the female president in the primeval jungle

Chapter 75 Give Me a Handstand and Shit
"Okay, Yumeng, don't hold on!"

"Eat some grilled fish. From now on, you should hang out with Brother Zhao. You will have a good life if you follow us. If you follow the little security guard, you can only live by eating wild fruits, right?"

"The little security guard, what else can he do besides bragging?"

"Brother Fang, he is also very good at catching fish, but he didn't catch any fish today..."

"It's very good at catching fish, hehe...he catches a big fish, so he has to hand it over to Brother Zhao?" Sun Ze was even more proud.

Because he was the one who came up with the plan of relying on Dai Tao to threaten me, so he thinks he is very smart.

"That's because you are despicable!" Xiao Yumeng couldn't take it anymore.

"Oh, Yumeng, what you said is wrong, we are in this big jungle now, and we don't know when we can go back, the most important thing is to survive, as long as we can get food, no matter how despicable he is! "

"This is called wisdom. You are still too simple." Sun Ze shook his head smugly.

Xiao Yumeng really didn't want to listen to his nonsense, but she couldn't help being entangled by him.

Suddenly, she looked up and saw me.

"Brother Fang!"

Xiao Yumeng greeted me excitedly.

Sun Ze turned his head abruptly, and Zhao Wenbin couldn't help looking over.

When they saw the rabbit in my hand, their expressions instantly became ugly.

"This, this kid, actually..." Sun Ze's eyeballs were about to drop.

"Rabbit! Brother Zhao! The little security guard caught two rabbits and came back!" Li Xiaojing patted Zhao Wenbin's arm.

"I saw it, and I'm not blind!" Zhao Wenbin was a little annoyed.

Leaning on crutches, I walked to the door of the tent in three or five steps. Sun Ze was a little flustered.

"Who let you in?!"

I waved the stick, and he was so frightened that he crawled out.

"Brother Fang!" Xiao Yumeng looked at me and smiled happily.

She thought I would come back empty-handed after being squeezed out by Sun Ze and the others.

Unexpectedly, I really caught the rabbit, and I scratched it twice, and the face was slapped!
"You're starving, aren't you? Let's eat roasted rabbits tonight."

"Yeah!" She nodded excitedly.

I held up the rabbit and glanced at the embarrassed Sun Ze.

"Didn't you say that when I caught the rabbit and came back, you would defecate on your head?"

"Come on, show me a show!"

Sun Ze's face was flushed red by me.

He only has a cheap mouth, how can he really shit on his head?In the end, he walked away disheartened with his tail between his legs.

Afterwards, Xiao Yumeng and I built a fire and processed the rabbit meat by the stream.

I slaughtered the strangled rabbit, and the remaining one I plan to fatten up and eat.

Shaved off the rabbit fur, and then propped up the limbs, the white rabbit meat was placed on the fire, and it was roasted and sizzling in an instant.

Not far away, Zhao Wenbin and Sun Ze were dumbfounded.

In terms of aroma, grilled rabbit is much more attractive than grilled fish!
And in terms of appearance, the golden, buttery, delicious and tender appearance of the roasted rabbit is even more appetizing.

"Brother Zhao, Brother Zhao, I want to eat roasted rabbit!" Li Xiaojing pulled Zhao Wenbin's arm desperately.

Let alone her, even Zhao Wenbin himself was drooling.

"Did you hear that? Xiaojing wants to eat roasted rabbits!" Sun Ze swallowed, and looked up at Dai Tao.

"You! Go and ask for that rabbit. Follow the previous method. If they don't give it to you, you will kill yourself!"

I have to say that the way they used Dai Tao to threaten me is really despicable and shameless.

It completely took advantage of Xiao Yumeng and I's sympathy.

Dai Tao gritted his teeth, he didn't want to do this either, but he didn't dare to resist, so he could only lower his head and come to the fire.

"Fang, Brother Fang."

"You want to roast a rabbit, don't you?" I carefully looked at the state of the roasted rabbit, not him.

Dai Tao was a little afraid to speak.

"Just tell me whether you will give it or not?" Sun Ze yelled loudly in the distance.

"If you don't give it, Dai Tao will suffer."

"It's really despicable!" Xiao Yumeng's cheeks puffed up in anger.

"I'll give it to you after I bake it." I whispered.

Dai Tao nodded nervously.

Sun Ze and Zhao Wenbin in the distance both laughed.

"That's right, I think it's okay if we don't do this in the future, little security guard, you are responsible for hunting and catching fish for us, and next time you can take the initiative to bake it and send it up, so you don't have to worry about it!" Sun Ze said triumphantly.

"Okay." I glanced at him with a half-smile.

Sun Ze was slightly taken aback.

Generally speaking, if he taunts me like this, I will definitely reply back.

But this time, I actually agreed to him honestly, which made him feel a little bit wrong.

But then he laughed, and he thought I was resigned.

"Well, you kid is finally sensible."

"Brother Fang, how can you agree to such a thing?" Xiao Yumeng looked at me in surprise.

(End of this chapter)