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Chapter 185 Don't lie to my grandson, remember to teach me to flash
Chapter 185 Don't lie to my old grandson, remember to teach me to flash when you come back
"Great Sage, you can't go on idle like this every day!"
"You are the Monkey King, how can you be so decadent?"
"Are you really willing to be a house monkey?"
In villa area No. 50, Xu Jin gave Sun Wukong an ideological education.
A moment of silence.
"Brother Xu, you are right! My old grandson really can't be so aggressive!" Sun Wukong's eyes shone with gold, and he threw the fat house water in his hand on the table with a snap.
Seeing that he had an epiphany, Xu Jin nodded in satisfaction. The foreplay has been paved and the theme can be entered.
"My lord, frankly speaking, how long have you not gone back?"
Monkey King wrung his fingers and said, "It's been two months!"
"Two months? It's been two months, Majesty, have you forgotten what else you haven't done?" Seeing Xu Jin's startled look, Sun Wukong really thought he had forgotten something. I racked my brains and thought!
What's the matter?
How could my grandson forget?
Am I really going to turn into a house monkey like Brother Xu said?
After two months of modern online education, I also know some tricks about Monkey King!
Seeing that he still couldn't remember, Xu Jin didn't make things difficult for him. He rubbed his thumb and forefinger, then looked at him with a smile on his face and said, "My lord, do you remember? Rent..."
Sun Wukong froze for a moment, rolled his eyes, and then smiled apologetically, "Brother Xu, you see our relationship is so strong, can the rent be waived?"
"No!" Xu Jin refused without thinking.
"Great Sage, we must be honest in life. You see, I haven't treated you badly in the past two months!"
"What Malatang, crayfish, barbecue..."
"Even the money you ordered for takeaway, I paid for you!"
Sun Wukong blushed when he heard this, and said embarrassingly: "Brother Xu, what you are talking about is a human... I am a monkey, so I don't have to be honest..."
What the hell!
Does this work too?
Has the monkey become a spirit?
Xu Jin's eyeballs almost popped out!
"Besides, didn't my old grandson apply for a farmer? After all, he must have a salary, right?" Sun Wukong thought of this, and he spoke with confidence.
But how could Xu Jin not have thought of this.
"Salary? Hasn't the salary been paid to you a long time ago?"
"No way, you don't want to lie to my old grandson!" Sun Wukong suddenly jumped onto the sofa, scratching his ears and cheeks, hissing continuously.
Xu Jin didn't care whether he was angry or not, and continued:
"Great Sage, aren't all the daily expenses all wages?"
"Okay, let's stop arguing, and I won't hide it from the Great Sage!"
"Actually, the space you are currently in needs enough spiritual power to maintain it, and the treasures you gave before the Great Sage can only last for three months!"
When saying these words, Xu Jin was very sincere.
In fact...
Indeed!
"Brother Xu, what do you mean... once my spiritual power is exhausted, I can no longer live here?" Monkey King said in horror, thinking that he would not be able to stay any longer, his heart felt uncomfortable.
No!
Absolutely not!
My grandson will never leave!
Grilled fish, skewers, ground pot chicken...
He still has too many delicacies that he hasn't tasted yet!
"Brother Xu, tell me! What do you want my grandson to do?" Sun Wukong jumped off the sofa, patted his chest and said, "As long as my grandson stays here, I can do whatever you want!"
Xu Jin smiled and said, "Actually, you don't need to do anything. Just remember to go back to Journey to the West and bring some treasures when the Great Sage has nothing to do in the future!"
go back?
Sun Wukong scratched the monkey's brain in an unintelligent manner and said, "Brother Xu, my old grandson can't understand, how can we go back?"
Hearing this, Xu Jin froze for a moment, then slapped his brain.
TMD!
He forgot!
When Monkey King moved in, I forgot to tell him!
There is one article in Wanjie House Rental APP, which clearly states:
From the day the tenant moves in, he can freely travel through the world of his own plane every two days...
To put it simply, there will be a two-day cooling time for each shuttle, and you can shuttle back after the time has passed!
And the plane you travel to can only be the world you originally belonged to, and only the tenant himself!
That is to say!
Even if Xu Jin is the landlord, he doesn't have the authority to freely enter the Journey to the West plane where Monkey King is!
It took 10 minutes, from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside...
Xu Jin told Sun Wukong all the terms and conditions!
The latter finally realized it!
Without further ado, let's go!
But before leaving, I found a very troublesome problem!
For a while, I was stunned in place, at a loss!
"My lord, what's the matter with you? Do you have any questions?" Xu Jin stepped forward and asked.
Sun Wukong showed distress and said: "Oh, let me tell you the truth, my grandson has a few difficulties!"
"Great Sage, tell me, let me see if I can help you?"
"Well, it's like this..." Sun Wukong babbled a lot for 10 minutes.
After hearing it, Xu Jin can sum it up in three points:
The first point is that he doesn't have a weapon at hand...
Needless to say this!
Because of the Journey to the West plane last time, his Ruyi Golden Cudgel was taken away by the Jade Emperor when he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace last time, and now he has no weapons at hand!
Without the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, his combat power would be reduced in half.
The second point is that he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace last time, and he was afraid that he would be settled by the Tathagata when he returned...
This is very easy to explain!
Xu Jin directly told him about the 500 billion suppression of Tathagata Buddha from beginning to end!
Do you know what Monkey King's expression looks like after listening to it?
It looks like the first emoticon GIF in your QQ collection!
Anyway, Xu Jin perfectly solved the two problems he mentioned!
Ruyi Golden Cudgel, I used it last time in the doomsday world!
how to say?
Okay!
But not for him!
Strictly speaking, Xu Jin still prefers long swords!
That rascal……
So handsome!
So when the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was returned to Monkey King, he didn't feel distressed!
The magic weapon should be used on the right person, this can be regarded as an investment he made!
In addition to these two points, there is another very silent request.
That was the last time in his hometown of Xifeng County, Xu Jin had promised the other party in the QQ Ranch that he would teach him to flash when he came back.
Unexpectedly, after returning to the new nest, I delayed this matter because I was too busy!
What I didn't expect was that the other party still remembered...
"Brother Xu, don't you lie to my grandson and teach me to blink when I come back?" Before leaving, Sun Wukong gave thousands of instructions, for fear that Xu Jin would forget.
And Xu Jin also patted his chest and promised that when he came back, he would definitely teach him to blink...
wrong!
Not only flashes, but also R flashes, double flashes...
After Sun Wukong left Villa No. 50, Xu Jin didn't stay any longer, and returned directly to Villa No. 1.
I was thinking about what the broken hand said today.
suddenly!
A phone call came in suddenly.
He raised his phone to look, only to find that the caller ID was...
(End of this chapter)
"Great Sage, you can't go on idle like this every day!"
"You are the Monkey King, how can you be so decadent?"
"Are you really willing to be a house monkey?"
In villa area No. 50, Xu Jin gave Sun Wukong an ideological education.
A moment of silence.
"Brother Xu, you are right! My old grandson really can't be so aggressive!" Sun Wukong's eyes shone with gold, and he threw the fat house water in his hand on the table with a snap.
Seeing that he had an epiphany, Xu Jin nodded in satisfaction. The foreplay has been paved and the theme can be entered.
"My lord, frankly speaking, how long have you not gone back?"
Monkey King wrung his fingers and said, "It's been two months!"
"Two months? It's been two months, Majesty, have you forgotten what else you haven't done?" Seeing Xu Jin's startled look, Sun Wukong really thought he had forgotten something. I racked my brains and thought!
What's the matter?
How could my grandson forget?
Am I really going to turn into a house monkey like Brother Xu said?
After two months of modern online education, I also know some tricks about Monkey King!
Seeing that he still couldn't remember, Xu Jin didn't make things difficult for him. He rubbed his thumb and forefinger, then looked at him with a smile on his face and said, "My lord, do you remember? Rent..."
Sun Wukong froze for a moment, rolled his eyes, and then smiled apologetically, "Brother Xu, you see our relationship is so strong, can the rent be waived?"
"No!" Xu Jin refused without thinking.
"Great Sage, we must be honest in life. You see, I haven't treated you badly in the past two months!"
"What Malatang, crayfish, barbecue..."
"Even the money you ordered for takeaway, I paid for you!"
Sun Wukong blushed when he heard this, and said embarrassingly: "Brother Xu, what you are talking about is a human... I am a monkey, so I don't have to be honest..."
What the hell!
Does this work too?
Has the monkey become a spirit?
Xu Jin's eyeballs almost popped out!
"Besides, didn't my old grandson apply for a farmer? After all, he must have a salary, right?" Sun Wukong thought of this, and he spoke with confidence.
But how could Xu Jin not have thought of this.
"Salary? Hasn't the salary been paid to you a long time ago?"
"No way, you don't want to lie to my old grandson!" Sun Wukong suddenly jumped onto the sofa, scratching his ears and cheeks, hissing continuously.
Xu Jin didn't care whether he was angry or not, and continued:
"Great Sage, aren't all the daily expenses all wages?"
"Okay, let's stop arguing, and I won't hide it from the Great Sage!"
"Actually, the space you are currently in needs enough spiritual power to maintain it, and the treasures you gave before the Great Sage can only last for three months!"
When saying these words, Xu Jin was very sincere.
In fact...
Indeed!
"Brother Xu, what do you mean... once my spiritual power is exhausted, I can no longer live here?" Monkey King said in horror, thinking that he would not be able to stay any longer, his heart felt uncomfortable.
No!
Absolutely not!
My grandson will never leave!
Grilled fish, skewers, ground pot chicken...
He still has too many delicacies that he hasn't tasted yet!
"Brother Xu, tell me! What do you want my grandson to do?" Sun Wukong jumped off the sofa, patted his chest and said, "As long as my grandson stays here, I can do whatever you want!"
Xu Jin smiled and said, "Actually, you don't need to do anything. Just remember to go back to Journey to the West and bring some treasures when the Great Sage has nothing to do in the future!"
go back?
Sun Wukong scratched the monkey's brain in an unintelligent manner and said, "Brother Xu, my old grandson can't understand, how can we go back?"
Hearing this, Xu Jin froze for a moment, then slapped his brain.
TMD!
He forgot!
When Monkey King moved in, I forgot to tell him!
There is one article in Wanjie House Rental APP, which clearly states:
From the day the tenant moves in, he can freely travel through the world of his own plane every two days...
To put it simply, there will be a two-day cooling time for each shuttle, and you can shuttle back after the time has passed!
And the plane you travel to can only be the world you originally belonged to, and only the tenant himself!
That is to say!
Even if Xu Jin is the landlord, he doesn't have the authority to freely enter the Journey to the West plane where Monkey King is!
It took 10 minutes, from the beginning to the end, from the inside to the outside...
Xu Jin told Sun Wukong all the terms and conditions!
The latter finally realized it!
Without further ado, let's go!
But before leaving, I found a very troublesome problem!
For a while, I was stunned in place, at a loss!
"My lord, what's the matter with you? Do you have any questions?" Xu Jin stepped forward and asked.
Sun Wukong showed distress and said: "Oh, let me tell you the truth, my grandson has a few difficulties!"
"Great Sage, tell me, let me see if I can help you?"
"Well, it's like this..." Sun Wukong babbled a lot for 10 minutes.
After hearing it, Xu Jin can sum it up in three points:
The first point is that he doesn't have a weapon at hand...
Needless to say this!
Because of the Journey to the West plane last time, his Ruyi Golden Cudgel was taken away by the Jade Emperor when he made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace last time, and now he has no weapons at hand!
Without the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, his combat power would be reduced in half.
The second point is that he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace last time, and he was afraid that he would be settled by the Tathagata when he returned...
This is very easy to explain!
Xu Jin directly told him about the 500 billion suppression of Tathagata Buddha from beginning to end!
Do you know what Monkey King's expression looks like after listening to it?
It looks like the first emoticon GIF in your QQ collection!
Anyway, Xu Jin perfectly solved the two problems he mentioned!
Ruyi Golden Cudgel, I used it last time in the doomsday world!
how to say?
Okay!
But not for him!
Strictly speaking, Xu Jin still prefers long swords!
That rascal……
So handsome!
So when the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was returned to Monkey King, he didn't feel distressed!
The magic weapon should be used on the right person, this can be regarded as an investment he made!
In addition to these two points, there is another very silent request.
That was the last time in his hometown of Xifeng County, Xu Jin had promised the other party in the QQ Ranch that he would teach him to flash when he came back.
Unexpectedly, after returning to the new nest, I delayed this matter because I was too busy!
What I didn't expect was that the other party still remembered...
"Brother Xu, don't you lie to my grandson and teach me to blink when I come back?" Before leaving, Sun Wukong gave thousands of instructions, for fear that Xu Jin would forget.
And Xu Jin also patted his chest and promised that when he came back, he would definitely teach him to blink...
wrong!
Not only flashes, but also R flashes, double flashes...
After Sun Wukong left Villa No. 50, Xu Jin didn't stay any longer, and returned directly to Villa No. 1.
I was thinking about what the broken hand said today.
suddenly!
A phone call came in suddenly.
He raised his phone to look, only to find that the caller ID was...
(End of this chapter)
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