Siheyuan: Jiehu Lou Xiaoe

Chapter 8 Drinking a bucket of iced tea for the stick
Su Ci and the others urinated a whole small bucket.

The women are also back.

Qin Huairu poured the remaining half bottle of vinegar into the urine bucket.

"Let's pour all this bucket of urine into it at once this time."

Sha Zhu proposed.

According to the method just now, everyone poured a whole bucket of urine into the mouth of the stick.

The stick's belly bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye.

After filling, everyone hid far away.

vomit, vomit, vomit...

Stick stick lay on the ground and vomited wah-wah, until the end of the vomiting, the whole body collapsed.

Fortunately, the fishbone stuck in his throat was actually spit out.

"Cough cough cough..."

Stick coughed violently, wishing he could vomit his entire stomach out.

His mouth and stomach were filled with a strong smell of urine.

"Bang, my precious grandson, you are finally all right, but you scared grandma to death."

Jia Zhang wanted to hug the stick, but stopped again.

She also dislikes the smell of sticks.

Qin Huairu wiped away her tears and said gratefully to Su:
"Brother Su Ci, thank you, if it weren't for your folk remedies, my stick would be..."

"It's just a little effort, it should be."

Su Ci waved his hands, hiding his achievements and fame.

Sticky looked at Su Ci with resentment in his eyes.

He felt that Su Ci deliberately humiliated him to make him drink urine.

And silly Zhu, who dared to press him and poured a whole bucket of urine into his mouth.

Stick swears in his heart that he will avenge this revenge.

"Qin Huairu, your family's food is pretty good. You see, all the sticky vomit is meat!"

"It's true, how much meat did you eat?"

"Hmph, it turns out that the food in your family is so good, but you still cry poor all day long."

"Qin Huairu, when will you return the five catties of stick noodles that my family lent you? Our family can't afford so much meat, so you still have the nerve to come to our house to borrow food?"

"In these years, no one can afford to eat so much meat. Fortunately, they have indigestion after eating meat."

Everyone laughed.

Especially those who lent Qin Huairu grain felt that they had been cheated.

Jia Zhang hurriedly said:

"Where can my family afford meat? The meat is from Sha Zhu's family. Silly Zhu, tell me something!"

Qin Huairu also looked at Sha Zhu pitifully.

Silly Zhu felt relented again.

"That's right, it's my family's leftovers that Sticky Steals ate."

"How do you talk? What is stealing?"

Jia Zhang stared, pointed at Sha Zhu and cursed:

"Silly Zhu, I haven't settled with you yet!"

"Why do you have so much food left? Why don't you finish it?"

"Also, why didn't you lock the door?"

"You're deliberately trying to lure our stick to make mistakes. If it wasn't for you, would my stick get stuck with a fishbone?"

"I think you are intentionally hurting our family, and losing money, you have to lose money!"

Silly Zhu is a master who takes soft things but not tough ones. Seeing Jia Zhang's being so unreasonable, he immediately became angry.

"Jia Zhang, can you show some face?"

Qin Huairu was completely speechless towards her stupid mother-in-law.

She didn't want to lose the long-term meal ticket of Shazhu, so she persuaded:
"Mom, don't say a few words."

"Why are you talking for outsiders? I know, you've already gotten along with Shazhu, you shameless bitch!"

Jiazhang became angry all of a sudden, sat down on the ground and splashed.

"Oh, Dongxu, you are so cruel, you left your mother to suffer in this world alone!

Open your eyes and see, your daughter-in-law is helping a wild man bully me, an old widow! "

Shazhu was also angry, and cursed:
"Jia Zhang, you can't spit ivory out of your dog's mouth, who are you calling a wild man!"

"I'm scolding you. Don't think I don't know what your plan is. If you didn't want to take advantage of my daughter-in-law, you would be so kind to help our family all the time?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang went all out, completely shameless.

Anyway, it wasn't her who was ashamed.

"Mom, are you out of your conscience when you say that?"

Qin Huai Ru Lihua cried with the rain.

"I have kept my duty all these years, feeding the young and taking care of the old. I have never done anything against women's morals. Why do you wrong me?"

When she cried like this, everyone felt that she was indeed very pitiful, and transferred their hatred to Jia Zhang.

"Hmph, if you want people to not know, unless you do nothing, you know what you have done."

Jia Zhang sat on the ground cursing.

The deaf old lady beat her with a walking stick.

"You little girl, you don't respect the old, rely on the old to sell the old, I will teach you a lesson for your parents today!"

"Aiyo, aiyo, it hurts me to death...why is this old lady still beating people?"

Jia Zhang ran away rolling and crawling.

The deaf old lady is the oldest ancestor in this courtyard, and Jia Zhang doesn't dare to offend her.

Otherwise, she would really be the target of public criticism in this courtyard.

Su Ci smiled and said, "Grandma, you are still the best."

"Grandma, if I can't cure her, then I won't live such an old age in vain."

The deaf old lady smiled triumphantly.

"That's right, your old man stomped his feet, and the building at the front door trembled." Su Ciping said.

"It's still my good grandson who speaks nicely."

Qin Huairu felt ashamed and went back to the house with a stick.

Everyone started talking quietly.

"What do you say is the relationship between Qin Huairu and Sha Zhu?"

"Hehe, I think the relationship between these two people must be abnormal, otherwise Sha Zhu can always help Qin Huairu's family?"

"That's right, Qin Huairu even washed Shazhu's underwear. If you say that the two of them are not tricky, I wouldn't believe it."

"No, even her mother-in-law can't stand it anymore."

"Is Qin Huairu really messing with Sha Zhu?"

"Get away from Qin Huairu in the future!"

When Sha Zhu heard these words, he immediately became angry.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you're full, right?"

"Silly, I'm in a hurry, hey, it looks like a guilty conscience!"

Xu Damao fanned the flames.

"Xu Damao, accumulate some virtue with your mouth!"

Sha Zhu sneered and mocked
"Do you know why you can't find a partner? You just do too many immoral things!"

Xu Damao said angrily: "Silly Zhu, you bastard!"

"Sizhu, you are insulting my personality, I will fight with you!"

Xu Damao talked bravely, but he didn't dare to act.

Shazhu is known as the God of War in the courtyard, but he is no match.

Before leaving, he taunted

"Silly Zhu, you deserve to be single forever!"

As soon as the voice fell, he ran away
"Okay, stop chewing your tongue, and go about what you should be busy with."

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai spoke, and everyone dispersed.

Shazhu said angrily:
"Xu Damao dares to curse me to be a bachelor for the rest of my life. I must take good care of him."

Su Ci said: "Brother Zhu, do you know why you haven't been able to marry a wife for so many years?"

(End of this chapter)