Bandit of Infinity

Chapter 653 Kidney Deficiency
Hearing the unanimous words of the four maids and mother-in-law beside him, Mr. Kongkong was startled suddenly.

Then his whole body couldn't help trembling, blue veins appeared on his forehead, even the sound of breathing became a lot heavier, his face showed an unnatural morbid redness, he patted the armrest of the sedan chair with one hand, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you..."

Just when Mr. Kong Kong was about to say something, he was taken aback for a moment.

Then he coughed lightly and sat up quickly.

Looking straight ahead, his eyes looked at Ye Xuan and the others who were walking towards this side.

Mr. Kongkong was smiling, sitting upright in the sedan chair, his lips parted slightly, "Hurry up, sprinkle flowers for me."

"I don't have any vision at all, didn't you see someone coming?"

Hearing Mr. Kong Kong's words, the maid and mother-in-law standing in the left front holding the flower basket hesitated and said: "You told us not to spread flowers just now, but now you want to spread flowers again. It's really difficult to serve, and the wages need to be increased."

"Cough cough!"

Seeing that Ye Xuan was getting closer and closer to himself and the others, Mr. Kongkong hurriedly coughed twice, signaling to the maid beside him to stop talking, as it would be embarrassing for me, but his face was inexplicably sad and angry, showing a helpless expression of being completely defeated.

Thinking of my emptiness as a young master, I am going to be tormented crazy by the maids around me today.

"Huh! Presumably this is Mr. Kong Kong, the number one exorcist of the Tang Dynasty?" Miss Duan asked hurriedly when she saw Mr. Kong Kong, her eyes lit up.

Hearing Miss Duan's words, Young Master Kong who was originally in a low mood also regained his spirits.

His eyes swept over Miss Duan, and then looked at Ye Xuan and Hongyu beside him, his eyes were full of light.

In this wilderness, I didn't expect to meet such handsome men and women, what luck.

Among the three, Ye Xuan wore a green shirt and had an extraordinary appearance, even compared to himself, he was almost the same, and the other two were even more extraordinary.

Hongyu looks heroic and charming, tall and tall, wrapped in red makeup, she looks extremely gorgeous, a rare beauty in the world, and although Miss Duan is not as beautiful as Hongyu next to her, and her dress is also very casual and sloppy, but if you look carefully She actually looks like a beautiful woman.

"That's right, this young lady really has vision. I am Mr. Kong Kong. As for the title of number one in the world, I really dare not be the number one. You must know that being the number one is very empty and lonely. No one can understand the sadness in my heart." "Young Master Kongxu said with a sigh of self-pity.

"Sight?" Ms. Duan was stunned for a moment, then shook her head hastily, "No, no, I heard that Mr. Kong Kong looks flamboyant, and even in the winter he walks around with a cattail fan. For the dark circles under the eyes, the appearance of a kidney deficiency, the most important thing is that there are always four maids by her side, who never get off the ground and walk, and always sit in the sedan chair, allowing people to carry them."

Following Miss Duan's words, Ye Xuan clearly saw that Mr. Kongkong's face turned pale again.

"Ahem! This girl is really funny," Mr. Kong Kong said in embarrassment, thinking to himself, who is damaging my image everywhere, I am not as coquettish as she said.

"I, Mr. Kongkong, walked the rivers and lakes with this unique temperament. As for what the girl said, it was just a misunderstanding of me by the world." Mr. Kongkong shook the cattail fan in his hand, looking very calm.

Ye Xuan looked at Mr. Kongkong, his eyelids also twitched.

Although it is said that cultivators are not afraid of cold and heat, but it is already autumn and winter, and it is night now, the weather is still very cold, and the other party is only wearing a thin white coat, shaking a fan in the cold weather, it is indeed a bit Sao bag.

And judging by the look on Master Kongkong's face, it's almost like a panda.

His face was as pale as a dead man's face, and his pair of panda eyes did not know how long he had stayed up all night, making his body look like it had been hollowed out, but a practitioner would not look like this even if his body was empty.

Strange indeed.

"You are suffering from kidney deficiency, not emptiness!" At this moment, a maid beside Mr. Kongkong said.

"You, you, you..." Hearing these words, Mr. Kongkong almost vomited blood, coughed so much, he hurriedly covered his mouth with one hand, and kept pointing at the other person with the other hand, feeling extremely resentful in his heart.

"I'm not as knowledgeable as you, please listen to me clearly, don't talk nonsense." Mr. Kong Kong shouted hastily, but now he was very excited, what he said was a little panicked, pointing his finger at his chest The embroidery on the front: "Can you read these two characters? It's kidney deficiency! No no no! It's emptiness."

"I'm a kid with kidney deficiency. No, no, no..."

"I'm not an empty son, I'm a kidney deficiency..."

Speaking of this, Mr. Kongxu's lungs are about to explode from the anger, and his mind is still a little dazed, and he doesn't know how to explain it at all.

I saw Mr. Kongkong patted his thigh fiercely with his hands, "It's all your fault, I'm so confused, I'll say it again, I have a kidney since I was a child, no no no, I have been empty since I was a child, I have a kidney." Take good care of it."

Seeing Mr. Kongkong's funny look, Hongyu on the side felt like covering her mouth and giggling, while Miss Duan looked at Mr. Kongkong in a daze.

Is this our first exorcist in Tang Dynasty?It seems very unreliable.

But in the end, Mr. Kongkong realized that there were guests in front of him, so he slowly calmed down the tangled debate about kidney deficiency and emptiness.

"Sorry, I made you laugh. My maids are naughty and careless." Mr. Kong Kong explained with a smile, his face couldn't help but twitched twice.

"Haha!" After hearing Mr. Kong Kong's explanation, Ms. Duan finally came to her senses, and then laughed loudly: "Where did you pull these four old green onions from? It's really strange."

The maids of other people don't say they are educated and reasonable, they may look like gods, but at least they are all young.

And the maids around Mr. Kongkong are all like mothers-in-law in their seventies and eighties.What's more, what he said and did was very funny, which really opened Ms. Duan's eyes.

"Hehe!" Mr. Kongkong smiled awkwardly, then waved his hands, and said helplessly: "I can't find a maid with any sign to help me carry the sedan chair in this wilderness, and I'm poor recently. There is a big demon king, and the bounty is quite generous, otherwise I wouldn't be wandering in the deep mountains and old forests at night, just to see if I can try my luck."

Ye Xuan looked at Young Master Kongkong, and listened to the other party's smooth talk, but kept his eyes fixed on the older maids beside Young Master Kongkong.

"In this case, I'm willing to spend ten thousand gold to buy these older maids of yours." Ye Xuan said with a smile, looking at each other seriously,
"I don't know if Young Master Kong can part with you?"

(End of this chapter)