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Chapter 135 Don't Come Over! [4th update! 】
Chapter 135 Don't Come Over! [Fourth update! 】
what?
Lin Fan never expected such a thing to happen.
So exciting, the reward must be high.
Lin Fan hurriedly said: "Sir, don't die first. Where are you now? I'll deliver the takeaway to you. You sign for it first. You're dying, okay? I'm afraid you're going to be a ghost and ask me for takeaway. This Takeaway is very important to me."
The man was shocked: "Damn it, I'm already standing on the roof and I'm about to die. You actually said that your takeaway is very important. Is it more important than my life?"
"I tell you, I'm going to commit suicide, not joking with you, I'm going to commit suicide!"
The man will commit suicide, and he said it very loudly, as if he was afraid that Lin Fan would not be able to hear it.
"I heard it, you don't need to repeat it, I know you are going to commit suicide, before you commit suicide, can you sign for my takeaway?"
I care about you uncle! ! !
The man is already pissed off.
Who are these people! ! !
Alas, the world is indeed bullshit, there is nothing worth caring about, and no one cares about my life or death.
The man stretched his arms and dropped the phone.
He quickly arrived very relaxed and at ease.
Finally, to be freed.
"Quietly I came, quietly I left, without taking a single cloud, just as I came and went naked..."
At this moment, the mobile phone hit the ground under the 25-story building and was shattered, which was seen by an aunt who was walking.
Big Mom looked up, terrified.
"Come on, come on! Come on, come on!!!"
"Something happened! Something happened!!!"
"Damn it, did you see that there was a person on the stage that day, and he wanted to jump off the building?"
"Live broadcast, hurry up, don't panic when you encounter something, pick up your phone, live broadcast first, and let the traffic flow!"
"Hey, what's wrong with the young man now, his mental ability to bear it is too bad, he's about to commit suicide at every turn."
"Jump! I'm ready to record the screen, and I can record your last moment."
"...You guys are too ruthless, can you save some morals?..." A man just finished speaking, staring at the rooftop: "Hey wait, wait until I start the live broadcast and you are dancing."
"..."
"Call the police, what are you doing?"
Kindhearted people immediately called the police.
All of a sudden, many people from the community surrounded it, like a sea of people.
Lin Fan felt a little uncomfortable, he hurried down and saw the man above.
At the moment, the place of public officials.
"Suicide? Hurry up, send someone there!!!"
Suicide is a very serious case and should be taken very seriously.
"Immediately assign ninja hands. If this person is really about to commit suicide, do whatever it takes to save him!"
Soon, dozens of cars rushed over and immediately surrounded the scene.
The leader is a lesbian, in uniform, very handsome.
Her eyes scanned the whole audience, and then looked at the man above, her eyes revealed a kind of shock, and her whole body seemed to be a conspicuous rose.
"Start evacuating everyone!"
"Lay out the protective mat! Quick!"
"Come with me a few, responsible for persuading people who want to commit suicide, hurry up!"
Under the command of the lesbians, everyone acted in an orderly manner.
At this time, several huge cushions were inflated, and they were all lined up, like huge balloons on the ground, and two or three more floors were added to prevent suicides from falling to death. After all, the floor is a bit high, and it has reached the 25th floor.
But when the man upstairs saw the scene below, he smiled with a smug face: "You think you can save me like this? Hehe, I'll change the place!"
In his opinion, these people are simply ridiculous.
"When I want to die, no one can make me live!"
But at this time, several comrades rushed over, and even the elevator was too late, so they ran directly to the stairs.
Brush brush!
Several people were sweating profusely, with sweat all over their foreheads.At this time, they found that there was another person following behind, a young man.He ran so fast that he even passed them all at once, without blushing or kicking.
"What are you doing with us? Who are you?"
"Hurry up and save people, it's not about asking these things now."
Lin Fandao.
The beautiful lesbians looked puzzled, but they didn't ask any more questions. They quickly reached the rooftop.
They saw the man on the roof.
The lesbian said anxiously: "Come down!"
It's just that men don't pay attention to lesbians at all.
Right now, he is sitting on the edge of the roof, as long as he dodges, he will fall down and die.
Moreover, he has already changed his position, and there is no rescue equipment visible below.
This man, wearing a pair of glasses, thought he was very smart, but a few things happened to him, which made him very desperate.
He was scammed, by one person, twice.
As soon as he thought he had a high IQ, he was deceived by more than 1 yuan, and he felt insulted.
His self-esteem also took a huge hit.
He looked sideways at the crowd, with a smile that he thought was very free and easy: "You guys better not come over, if you rush forward, I will jump off immediately."
The lesbian raised her hands: "Calm down, sir, please calm down, don't get excited."
The man's heart was ashamed: "Hehe, you don't understand how it feels to be cheated twice in a row by the person you trust the most. I trust him so much, trust him, and he actually cheated me twice in a row."
"My IQ of 160 was seriously insulted. My IQ made me a member of the Mensa Club. He is a despicable boy behind the scenes. How could he deceive me!"
The lesbians seemed to have found a topic, and tried to show a very friendly smile on their faces: "This is a small matter, we can help you find him, we will talk about it later, you provide some information, we can easily find him for you." back."
Lesbians prepare to approach the person who jumped off the building quietly.
"Back all, all back!"
The man seemed to have seen through her intentions and was not fooled at all. He tilted his body and became even more dangerous: "Come here, and I will jump off. You are the murderer who killed me. Don't play this game with me, you IQ can't beat me."
Lesbians had no choice but to take a step back.
"You must move, I really don't mean that!"
"Hehe, you guys are just good at deceiving people. I called the police before, what did you say? What did you say? I didn't have enough money and I couldn't file a case. That's why I had a chance to let him cheat me a second time. As a result, you guys still let me stay at home Wait for the news, you are all liars!!!”
(End of this chapter)
what?
Lin Fan never expected such a thing to happen.
So exciting, the reward must be high.
Lin Fan hurriedly said: "Sir, don't die first. Where are you now? I'll deliver the takeaway to you. You sign for it first. You're dying, okay? I'm afraid you're going to be a ghost and ask me for takeaway. This Takeaway is very important to me."
The man was shocked: "Damn it, I'm already standing on the roof and I'm about to die. You actually said that your takeaway is very important. Is it more important than my life?"
"I tell you, I'm going to commit suicide, not joking with you, I'm going to commit suicide!"
The man will commit suicide, and he said it very loudly, as if he was afraid that Lin Fan would not be able to hear it.
"I heard it, you don't need to repeat it, I know you are going to commit suicide, before you commit suicide, can you sign for my takeaway?"
I care about you uncle! ! !
The man is already pissed off.
Who are these people! ! !
Alas, the world is indeed bullshit, there is nothing worth caring about, and no one cares about my life or death.
The man stretched his arms and dropped the phone.
He quickly arrived very relaxed and at ease.
Finally, to be freed.
"Quietly I came, quietly I left, without taking a single cloud, just as I came and went naked..."
At this moment, the mobile phone hit the ground under the 25-story building and was shattered, which was seen by an aunt who was walking.
Big Mom looked up, terrified.
"Come on, come on! Come on, come on!!!"
"Something happened! Something happened!!!"
"Damn it, did you see that there was a person on the stage that day, and he wanted to jump off the building?"
"Live broadcast, hurry up, don't panic when you encounter something, pick up your phone, live broadcast first, and let the traffic flow!"
"Hey, what's wrong with the young man now, his mental ability to bear it is too bad, he's about to commit suicide at every turn."
"Jump! I'm ready to record the screen, and I can record your last moment."
"...You guys are too ruthless, can you save some morals?..." A man just finished speaking, staring at the rooftop: "Hey wait, wait until I start the live broadcast and you are dancing."
"..."
"Call the police, what are you doing?"
Kindhearted people immediately called the police.
All of a sudden, many people from the community surrounded it, like a sea of people.
Lin Fan felt a little uncomfortable, he hurried down and saw the man above.
At the moment, the place of public officials.
"Suicide? Hurry up, send someone there!!!"
Suicide is a very serious case and should be taken very seriously.
"Immediately assign ninja hands. If this person is really about to commit suicide, do whatever it takes to save him!"
Soon, dozens of cars rushed over and immediately surrounded the scene.
The leader is a lesbian, in uniform, very handsome.
Her eyes scanned the whole audience, and then looked at the man above, her eyes revealed a kind of shock, and her whole body seemed to be a conspicuous rose.
"Start evacuating everyone!"
"Lay out the protective mat! Quick!"
"Come with me a few, responsible for persuading people who want to commit suicide, hurry up!"
Under the command of the lesbians, everyone acted in an orderly manner.
At this time, several huge cushions were inflated, and they were all lined up, like huge balloons on the ground, and two or three more floors were added to prevent suicides from falling to death. After all, the floor is a bit high, and it has reached the 25th floor.
But when the man upstairs saw the scene below, he smiled with a smug face: "You think you can save me like this? Hehe, I'll change the place!"
In his opinion, these people are simply ridiculous.
"When I want to die, no one can make me live!"
But at this time, several comrades rushed over, and even the elevator was too late, so they ran directly to the stairs.
Brush brush!
Several people were sweating profusely, with sweat all over their foreheads.At this time, they found that there was another person following behind, a young man.He ran so fast that he even passed them all at once, without blushing or kicking.
"What are you doing with us? Who are you?"
"Hurry up and save people, it's not about asking these things now."
Lin Fandao.
The beautiful lesbians looked puzzled, but they didn't ask any more questions. They quickly reached the rooftop.
They saw the man on the roof.
The lesbian said anxiously: "Come down!"
It's just that men don't pay attention to lesbians at all.
Right now, he is sitting on the edge of the roof, as long as he dodges, he will fall down and die.
Moreover, he has already changed his position, and there is no rescue equipment visible below.
This man, wearing a pair of glasses, thought he was very smart, but a few things happened to him, which made him very desperate.
He was scammed, by one person, twice.
As soon as he thought he had a high IQ, he was deceived by more than 1 yuan, and he felt insulted.
His self-esteem also took a huge hit.
He looked sideways at the crowd, with a smile that he thought was very free and easy: "You guys better not come over, if you rush forward, I will jump off immediately."
The lesbian raised her hands: "Calm down, sir, please calm down, don't get excited."
The man's heart was ashamed: "Hehe, you don't understand how it feels to be cheated twice in a row by the person you trust the most. I trust him so much, trust him, and he actually cheated me twice in a row."
"My IQ of 160 was seriously insulted. My IQ made me a member of the Mensa Club. He is a despicable boy behind the scenes. How could he deceive me!"
The lesbians seemed to have found a topic, and tried to show a very friendly smile on their faces: "This is a small matter, we can help you find him, we will talk about it later, you provide some information, we can easily find him for you." back."
Lesbians prepare to approach the person who jumped off the building quietly.
"Back all, all back!"
The man seemed to have seen through her intentions and was not fooled at all. He tilted his body and became even more dangerous: "Come here, and I will jump off. You are the murderer who killed me. Don't play this game with me, you IQ can't beat me."
Lesbians had no choice but to take a step back.
"You must move, I really don't mean that!"
"Hehe, you guys are just good at deceiving people. I called the police before, what did you say? What did you say? I didn't have enough money and I couldn't file a case. That's why I had a chance to let him cheat me a second time. As a result, you guys still let me stay at home Wait for the news, you are all liars!!!”
(End of this chapter)
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