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Chapter 341 Fifty speed bumps I heard you want to go to college?
Today's comprehensive paper.

It's really simple.

But even simpler, you have to count foreign languages.

That is to say, listening takes 10 minutes, otherwise Jiangnan can do everything in 10 minutes.

In addition, there is such an interesting speed bump question in Li Zong, but foreign language is not so interesting.

The words are still those words, the grammar is still those grammars, and there is no desire to forget what I want to say.

If you really want to find out the bright spots.

Maybe only writing is left.

Because this year's composition is Li Hua again.

There is something to say.

[The college entrance examination of running water, the iron-clad Li Hua! 】

The name "Li Hua".

At first glance you may feel unfamiliar.

But vaguely, I feel as if I have seen it somewhere, and I was very familiar with it.

Yes, that's him.

That one comes to the college entrance examination every year.

At the end of the foreign language test paper, there will always be "the strongest nail house for foreign language composition" who will ask you to help me with something.

Since Li Hua officially "debuted" at the end of the last century, every year the college entrance examination students have to do something for Li Hua.

What kind of help letter, invitation letter, thank you letter, activity report, activity plan...

As long as you haven't given up the college entrance examination, you have to help with this "favor", and you have to "help" well.

No matter how the theme of the composition is changed, only my Li Hua remains unchanged.

People gave her the nickname of the strongest "communication grass/flower" in the world.

He has endless letters to answer, endless comments to make, endless manuscripts to submit, and endless ideas to support.

Someone once complained...

Since Li Hua likes to chat with foreign friends so much, he likes to participate in various foreign language activities.

Then it will be 30 to [-] years, even if you really can't learn a foreign language, your friend should also learn Yunyu!
But the truth is... no.

Another joke...

Without Li Hua's college entrance examination foreign language composition, there is no "soul", and Li Hua may be late, but he will never be absent.

This is also true this year.

As soon as I saw the word "Li Hua".

Jiang Nan finally raised a little bit of interest, and with a swipe of a pen, a composition with a perfect score was published.

The original text is as follows...

"Dear Jim!

I'm, sorry, originally/we/had/an/appointment/to/go/fishing/in/the/countryside/at/the/weekend.

but/I/suddenly/thought/of/my/girlfriend's/birthday/at/the/weekend.

I'm/going/to/her/house/to/accompany/her/on/her/birthday, so/I/can't/keep/the/appointment, but/I/suggest/that…

……………Yours.

……………… Li Hua. "

"Finish, let's call it a day!"

Jiang Nan braced himself and put away his pen.

then……

Once again he fell asleep contentedly.

Invigilator: ()! !
Surrounding students: ()! !
Look, this guy fell asleep on the table within half an hour of the exam.

but……

Since it is Nan Shen, let's sleep!

Get used to it if you sleep too much.

It's just that the pressure is a little bit stressful. Why is there such a big gap for students who are also students?
Other people's college entrance examination is just like playing games, but how can your own college entrance examination be the same as passing five levels and losing six generals?

Although this year's college entrance examination is not too difficult, some questions are indeed a bit biased, which makes people feel cold in the bottom of their hearts.

The exam is not over yet.

Everyone has been tense and has no time to think about it.

But when the last foreign language is over.

People like Jiang Nan, Bai Yingying, Qin Yumo and Fatty Wang walked out of the test center in a relaxed manner.

But there are many other people who immediately wanted to cry, and they just complained to the interview cameras.

Tang Qiqi from Jiangcheng Daily originally wanted to interview Jiang Nan again, but guessed there was no chance.

just because...

Her microphone and live broadcast room were both captured.

There was only a lot of complaints.

"Look [Awakened Era] get the Chinese world in the college entrance examination!"

"YYDS (Eternal God)!"

"Why do so many people talk about the Chinese language for the college entrance examination, but no one discusses the mathematics for the college entrance examination? Because I can't understand it!"

"Before the exam, I will offer incense to me, and after the exam, I will offer incense to me. See you next year!"

"Draw a circle from the choice to question 21. You really don't want me to go to college!"

"Looking at the test paper, I feel that I am stable. I don't know until I finish writing it. I may not be stable until next year!"

"Dongyun's three volumes are multiple-choice questions. I thought I was one hundred and three. If I do big questions, please let me pass!"

"I don't know the difficulty of the college entrance examination. I only know that the candidates can't find the questions with Xiao Yuan's search on the spot!"

"..."

Depressed for two days.

The strings in my heart were also tensed for two days.

In the past two days, they forgot all the papers as soon as they finished the exam, for fear of putting pressure on the following subjects.

But now...

When the last foreign language is over.

All the unbearable and painful memories came to my heart one after another, and thousands of words were turned into strange jokes, which were born.

this moment.

The popularity of Jiangcheng Daily skyrocketed again.

Just because it is still live broadcast.

At the same time.

This hilarious scene not only happened in Jiangcheng, but also in test centers all over the country.

Every year after the college entrance examination, many golden sentences will be born.

And this year it's even worse.

Don't you see that there are magic jokes springing up all over the country, such as Yanbei, Magic Capital, Southwest and Dachuan.

"Whether it's Yu Kewei or Kang Youwei, everyone should do their best. This question is sponsored by Yunwei."

"Brothers will betray you, women will leave you, but if you don't do math, you don't."

"The difference between the Chinese test and the math test, if you don't know the Chinese test, you can make it up, but if you don't know the math test, you can only write a solution."

"Life is a big question mark. If you go downhill all the way until you lie flat, and struggle humblely, you are the one who has been hollowed out."

"Modujuan's composition, the value of things can only be recognized by people after time has accumulated. It is said that the most suitable for display, and the recognized commission is the national wine cat table!"

"Take in a heartbroken girl from the college entrance examination math, I will take care of your anxiety, good looks and temperament, and those who are taller than 1 meters are preferred, the college entrance examination broke your heart, brother will help you dry your tears!"

"Examination papers are ruthless/people are sympathetic, take you out of the shadow of the college entrance examination, math makes you cry, but I won't!"

"Send blessings to the college entrance examination candidates, I hope you all get [-] points!"

"Dong Yunjuan three, a college achievement, so that 70 children in mountainous areas can't get out of the mountains, 40 candidates, [-] move bricks, [-] speed bumps: I heard you want to go to college?"

"Carpenter Wang gave birth to a bunch of twins. One is an entrepreneur in youth, the other eats snail noodles on a green leather train, and eats pancakes and fruits for Shaxian snacks. I am so happy."

"Laughing, what kind of rain was it that rained during the exam? Ah, it turned out to be the master's speechlessness!"

"..."

The Internet has gone completely insane.

A random swipe will bring up topics related to the college entrance examination, and another swipe will bring up the extremely magical jokes above.

I have to say, it's quite interesting.

It is true that all the people are paying attention to the college entrance examination.

and this……

It is also the vitality of the college entrance examination.

The pillars of the country all come from this.

Thanks to Dongyun, this year's college entrance examination has come to an end.

……

(End of this chapter)