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Chapter 583 Damn Murphy's Theorem, why don't you show it once?
Jiangnan: "!"

At this point, he has nothing else to say.

Unless he broke into the door violently, he can only wait obediently outside the door!
Anyway, good things are not afraid of being late, what should come will come sooner or later, it is nothing more than a question of whether it will be sooner or later, isn't it?

This is how Jiangnan comforted himself.

But it's just this time, a little bit long.

Can understand.

After all, it is normal for girls to take a little longer to take a shower than boys.

It was Jiangnan who was standing at the door, and heard the sound of gurgling water from the bathroom from time to time, and his heart was aroused, as if hundreds of millions of ants were moving.

As the saying goes, unintentional teasing is the most deadly, and it is now, Jiangnan really can't stand it!

Especially the melodious sound of the shower gel passing over the tender/white skin, it is very wonderful when you think about it.

Ah!
It's also because Jiang Nan's hearing is so good.

Even through a thick door, you can hear clearly, and the three-dimensional imagination ability is also good.

seriously……

He really had an urge to break in.

It's not that he has any violent tendencies, but that his physical instincts gradually overwhelm his rationality (p_q).

Fortunately, at the last second of his madness, the bathroom door opened with a "click", and then Bai Yingying came out wrapped in a cute pink bathrobe.

Jiangnan: "()!!!"

In an instant, Jiang Nan stared blankly.

that……

What a lovely person!
There are still drops of water dripping slightly on the tips of the black hair, and a faint blush rises on the delicate and beautiful cheeks, making people feel like they want to take a bite, coupled with the incomparably graceful curves...

No, no, no.

Jiangnan's saliva flowed out, he couldn't take it anymore.

No wonder the ancients often said that a hero is sad when a beauty passes, and how many emperors and generals fell under the pomegranate skirt and lost the country.

For example, King You of Zhou played with the princes in Fenghuo and only smiled for the beauty of Bo Leng, and King Zhou of Shang could ruin the country for Daji.

The world laughed at them for being too crazy.

They laugh at the world's inability to see through.

Jiangnan didn't understand it in the past, but now he understands it.

To have a beautiful woman like Bai Yingying, even if she gave up the whole world, why not dare to be a ghost under her skirt? ? ?

Without further ado, Jiang Nan rushed towards Bai Yingying like a hungry tiger, very impatient.

but……

Bai Yingying, like a fish, dodged sideways, and stretched out her hand to block, "Xiao Nan, don't move!"

"Um???"

Jiang Nan looked at Bai Yingying puzzled.

And Bai Yingying tightly grasped the bathrobe in front of her, like a frightened little white rabbit, as if guarding against a big thief: "You...you haven't showered yet, don't touch...touch me!"

Jiangnan: "..."

Ok!

I was so anxious that I forgot that there was still this stubble.

"that……"

"Yingying, go to the bed and wait for me for a while, 3 minutes, no... 1 minute, I'll be fine in 1 minute!"

After speaking, Jiang Nan rushed directly into the bathroom.

this speed.

Only faster than before.

As for Bai Yingying, she immediately retreated into the bed.

According to the normal plot development...

The next step must be Jiangnan taking a shower, and then coming out to do important things related to human reproduction.

In her own villa, it was another night, and Bai Yingying had already taken a shower, so there must be no accidents, right?

Ah!
Don't be afraid of [-], just be afraid of what happens.

After Jiangnan took 2 minutes to take a shower (more than 1 minute, after all, there is a lot of dust on the plane, so he had to wash it off), he took another 1 minute to turn off his mobile phone, and locked the door of the villa and the door of the living room Well, even checked the windows to make sure no one could fly in tonight.

In short, be careful and there are no accidents.

He didn't want the absurd scene where Fatty Wang organized thousands of people to celebrate his and Bai Yingying's birthdays and delayed his major events to happen again.

Even if Murphy's theorem says...

When you don't want something to happen, even if the probability of it happening is low, it will happen.

But today...

Jiang Nan will rule out all Murphy's theorem, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, don't bother him.

then……

Only then did he tiptoe back to the bedroom, and cast his eager eyes on a certain lamb waiting to be slaughtered on the bed.

next second.

"(°ー°〃)..@_@|||||.."

"what??"

"how so???"

Well, Jiang Nan was dumbfounded.

"This damn Murphy's theorem, Murphy! If you have spirits in the sky, why don't you show them once?"

He was almost about to curse in his heart, scolding all eighteen generations of the so-called Murphy's ancestors.

Don't ask him why.

ask!
That is……

Bai Yingying seemed to have fallen asleep.

Do not!
Not what it seems.

Instead, she was actually asleep, as evidenced by the tight shutting of the eyes, the slow breathing and the relaxing body.

What the hell should I do?
Jiangnan has calculated thousands of times, including all the interference of external factors, but he has not counted this one.

Bai Yingying promised him to carry out the great event of human reproduction, and both of them had a good bath and made all preparations.

But the result...

But Bai Yingying fell asleep?
"What should I do? How can I do this?"

"Should I go? Go? Or not?"

"This is a very serious question, Iron Juice, who can tell me the answer, wait online, hurry up!"

Usually Jiangnan is very assertive, but at this moment he is really like Monk Zhang Er, confused.

On the top, it represents the thinness of the bird.

If it is not, it means that the chicken is not as thin as it is.

(sp: Thin Tong Beast).

Needless to say……

The advice given by the vast number of iron juicers like lsp, nine out of ten, is to let Jiangnan hurry up →_→!
however……

In the end, Jiangnan chose not to go.

Don't ask him why.

If you ask, the answer is...

Jiang Nan liked Bai Yingying from the bottom of his heart, rather than using her as a tool to vent some body instinct.

It only took him 2 minutes to take a shower, and it took only a minute or two to close the door and window and turn off the phone.

The sum of the two is only three or four minutes.

In such a short period of time, Bai Yingying actually fell asleep knowing what she was going to do later. There was only one answer, she was really sleepy.

How sleepy does a person have to be to close his eyes and fall asleep at such a time? ? ?
If Jiang Nan guessed correctly, he had to be blamed for the current situation.

It took him nearly five days to return to Dongyun from Damang, although these five days were not considered an escape for him, but another exciting adventure challenge.

But after all, on his territory, no matter how relaxed he was, he still couldn't get in touch with Bai Yingying.

So much so that Bai Yingying worried about him for five days.

these five days.

He was so chic, playing around with the people from the four major institutions of the big sheep, and experienced everything that should be experienced.

But Bai Yingying was looking forward to it at home, and was so tired that when she closed her eyes, she fell into a deep sleep.

Ah!
As I said earlier, these five days were the darkest moments in Bai Yingying's life, she barely closed her eyes and kept on trying, so it shouldn't be too abrupt to fall asleep now, right?
In this situation……

If Jiangnan still thinks about that kind of thing, it is really morally corrupt and inhuman →_→.

finally.

Jiang Nan suppressed his inner impulse, and tiptoed onto the bed, gently hugging Bai Yingying from behind.

then……

There's no after that.

He didn't do anything else, just kissed Bai Yingying lightly on the forehead, and fell asleep hugging each other.

Ah!
This sleeping together is also a big improvement!
Tomorrow, when Bai Yingying has rested tomorrow, he will definitely finish the unfinished business today ←_←.

This was said by Jiangnan, even if it was Da Luoshen... ahem, Taoist Hongjun came, and he would never stop him.

! ()! ! !
……

sp: I'm not good at emotional dramas, I'm crying (→o←)!

At the same time, the update this week will be a bit late, the time has not been adjusted, and writing the follow-up outline is not smooth, and I got stuck.

(End of this chapter)