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Chapter 34 Partner You Ruyun
Chapter 34 Partner You Ruyun
"Honey, pinch me quickly, am I dazzled?"
"Holy shit, shit, the boss actually saw our voices!!!"
"Boss is amazing too, I'm proud to be a fan of you!"
"Today's little joy, the boss is going to participate in the cross talk!!!"
"Quiet Mimi, does the boss have a cross talk?"
"Upstairs, is cross talk important? Is it important?"
"It doesn't matter, as long as the boss is happy, we are happy enough!"
There was laughter in the comment area, and the fans were surprised that Liu Fan actually accepted their casual remarks and actually wanted to participate in the cross talk competition.
But apart from being shocked and happy, he couldn't help worrying about Liu Fan, because Liu Fan has been a child actor since he was a child and has never been in contact with cross talk, so how can he be good at cross talk?
At the same time, Liu Fan is alone, and there is no one to partner with him. As we all know, there are stand-up cross talk, counterpart cross talk and group cross talk.
Stand-up comedy is performed by a cross talk actor, which is similar to storytelling, but pays more attention to jokes, and the requirements for cross talk actors are very high.
Counter-mouth cross talk is performed by two cross talk actors, who hold each other and tease each other. It is the most familiar form of cross talk performance art for audiences.
Group cross talk is performed by three or more people, and the atmosphere is joyful.
If Liu Fan wants to participate in the Rookie Crosstalk Contest by himself, it can only be stand-up comedy, but as far as the audience knows, stand-up comedy has never reached the finals over the years!The finals of the cross talk rookie competition and even the top ten are all cross talk, where two people share each other, which is also the most acceptable form for the audience.
Liu Fan also considered the doubts of netizens, but Liu Fan was not worried at all.
It's time to call your friends, come out - You Ruyun.
Thinking of this, Liu Fan took out his mobile phone, flicked through the address book, and skillfully found a name "Ru Yun De Shui".
I didn't care whether the other party was free or not, so I just made a phone call.
"Beep beep beep" the phone rang, and after a while, a lazy voice sounded from the opposite side.
"Xiao Fan'er, why are you looking for your father?"
Hearing this familiar opening, Liu Fan became angry immediately.
"Get out, son of a bitch, you are so rebellious, you don't know how to take the initiative to find your father every day, and you want your father to come to you!"
"If you say another word of nonsense, I'll just hang up the phone."
The person on the phone said, but what came out was the sound of the game keyboard, You Ruyun was fighting in the canyon again.
"Don't, don't, I have something for you."
Liu Fan was decisive, he had to bow his head under the eaves, and now he had to rely on this dog. When the game was over, he had to teach him a lesson. Now that he was drifting away, he even wanted to be his father! !
"I want to sign up for the Crosstalk Rookie Contest, but I'm short of a compliment. I remember you performed crosstalk in college, so you should have some foundation?"
With a raised brow, Liu Fan bluntly stated his request.
"puff!"
I heard a sudden sound of water splashing from the other side of the phone, accompanied by the sound of the stool rubbing violently on the floor.
The voice was too ear-piercing. When it reached Liu Fan, Liu Fan couldn't help but put the phone away a foot away from his ear. After thinking about it, he chose to turn on the hands-free. Do something weird.
"cough cough"
"You wait for me slowly"
You Ruyun patted his chest to prevent himself from dying due to coughing. He looked at the water stains on the table and the ground in front of him, his face was full of tears, Liu Fan, the dog, suddenly said nonsense, this time he has to clean the house again, lazy You Ruyun said that he was tired.
"No, what are you talking about? Let's go to the cross talk rookie competition? Do you know cross talk? Can you say cross talk?"
You Ruyun said loudly towards Liu Fan on the phone.
"I don't know cross talk, but it's okay. Who am I? I am Liu Fan, the representative of wisdom. Give me two days, and I can make a cross talk for you. Besides, don't you still have you?"
Liu Fan is very calm, won't say what's wrong with cross talk?I have a system, as long as I win the cross talk performance skills, isn't that like a fish in water, and the sky is high and the sea is wide and I can fly?
As for whether he can get the cross talk performance skills, Liu Fan is not worried at all. After all, since the system has arranged this task for him, it will definitely give him certain explanation skills.
If it doesn’t work, then go on stage for a tour.
Liu Fan sees it clearly in his heart. The task of the system is just to let him sign in to the Rookie Crosstalk Contest. As long as he participates, the task will be considered complete. As for the subsequent ranking, it is his own requirement.
"Are you serious?"
You Ruyun waited for Liu Fan to finish, and couldn't help asking in a low voice, after all, this was a little different from Liu Fan in his impression.
Liu Fan rarely said something to him so solemnly, and every time he spoke like this, it was when Liu Fan made up his mind.
"Of course it's true. I posted on Weibo that I'm going to participate in the cross talk rookie contest. Do you think I can break my promise?"
"A word, come or not?"
Liu Fan asked You Ruyun solemnly, but he still hoped that You Ruyun would agree, and the two brothers would make a big cross talk rookie contest together.
"Come!! You little Fan'er finally begged me, I must come!!!"
You Ruyun also got angry, and replied directly, as a good brother, if you don't support the other party at this time, when will you wait?
"Okay, then see you at the registration point in Beijing at noon tomorrow! Hang up."
Hearing that You Ruyun agreed, Liu Fan informed the registration time and hung up the phone.You Ruyun on the opposite side was angry and wanted to hit someone. Is there such a person?When I needed someone, I begged myself, and I agreed, and immediately pulled up my pants and refused to recognize the person, and hung up the phone directly!
After the partners are settled, the cross talk group is initially set up, and the Long March has taken the first step.
The next step is to find the system to draw a lottery to see if you can get cross talk related skills.
"System, come out quickly, I want to draw a lottery!"
"Received, the four major categories of songs, movies, skills, and comprehensive, which category will the host want to draw?"
The sound of the system is as cold and noble as ever, giving people the feeling of being unattainable.
Liu Fan didn't pay attention to the system's voice at all, and looked at the four categories in front of him with clear and firm eyes.
This time my goal is cross talk performance skills, I must choose skills, but there are many types of skills, this time it depends on whether the system is good! !
"Lucky draw, skill category!!!"
Liu Fan was full of hope, hoping that he would be able to possess the Emperor Ou and succeed.
"The system is drawing a lottery, please wait"
"Congratulations to the host for consuming 10 check-in points and winning the elementary film and television acting skills. There are currently 55 check-in points left. Do you want to continue?"
The system is like a seductive goblin, luring Liu Fan to keep drawing prizes. When Liu Fan heard the basic film and television skills that were drawn, his face was cloudy. After all, this is indeed a very practical skill in the entertainment industry, but now it may It doesn't help much by itself.
"continue!!!"
Liu Fan said viciously, his eyes emitted a fierce green light.
vaccinated
wheat harvested
The college entrance examination is over
Zongzi also eaten
The national football team advanced to the top 12
Astronauts also take off
Handsome guys and beauties can vote for favorites
(End of this chapter)
"Honey, pinch me quickly, am I dazzled?"
"Holy shit, shit, the boss actually saw our voices!!!"
"Boss is amazing too, I'm proud to be a fan of you!"
"Today's little joy, the boss is going to participate in the cross talk!!!"
"Quiet Mimi, does the boss have a cross talk?"
"Upstairs, is cross talk important? Is it important?"
"It doesn't matter, as long as the boss is happy, we are happy enough!"
There was laughter in the comment area, and the fans were surprised that Liu Fan actually accepted their casual remarks and actually wanted to participate in the cross talk competition.
But apart from being shocked and happy, he couldn't help worrying about Liu Fan, because Liu Fan has been a child actor since he was a child and has never been in contact with cross talk, so how can he be good at cross talk?
At the same time, Liu Fan is alone, and there is no one to partner with him. As we all know, there are stand-up cross talk, counterpart cross talk and group cross talk.
Stand-up comedy is performed by a cross talk actor, which is similar to storytelling, but pays more attention to jokes, and the requirements for cross talk actors are very high.
Counter-mouth cross talk is performed by two cross talk actors, who hold each other and tease each other. It is the most familiar form of cross talk performance art for audiences.
Group cross talk is performed by three or more people, and the atmosphere is joyful.
If Liu Fan wants to participate in the Rookie Crosstalk Contest by himself, it can only be stand-up comedy, but as far as the audience knows, stand-up comedy has never reached the finals over the years!The finals of the cross talk rookie competition and even the top ten are all cross talk, where two people share each other, which is also the most acceptable form for the audience.
Liu Fan also considered the doubts of netizens, but Liu Fan was not worried at all.
It's time to call your friends, come out - You Ruyun.
Thinking of this, Liu Fan took out his mobile phone, flicked through the address book, and skillfully found a name "Ru Yun De Shui".
I didn't care whether the other party was free or not, so I just made a phone call.
"Beep beep beep" the phone rang, and after a while, a lazy voice sounded from the opposite side.
"Xiao Fan'er, why are you looking for your father?"
Hearing this familiar opening, Liu Fan became angry immediately.
"Get out, son of a bitch, you are so rebellious, you don't know how to take the initiative to find your father every day, and you want your father to come to you!"
"If you say another word of nonsense, I'll just hang up the phone."
The person on the phone said, but what came out was the sound of the game keyboard, You Ruyun was fighting in the canyon again.
"Don't, don't, I have something for you."
Liu Fan was decisive, he had to bow his head under the eaves, and now he had to rely on this dog. When the game was over, he had to teach him a lesson. Now that he was drifting away, he even wanted to be his father! !
"I want to sign up for the Crosstalk Rookie Contest, but I'm short of a compliment. I remember you performed crosstalk in college, so you should have some foundation?"
With a raised brow, Liu Fan bluntly stated his request.
"puff!"
I heard a sudden sound of water splashing from the other side of the phone, accompanied by the sound of the stool rubbing violently on the floor.
The voice was too ear-piercing. When it reached Liu Fan, Liu Fan couldn't help but put the phone away a foot away from his ear. After thinking about it, he chose to turn on the hands-free. Do something weird.
"cough cough"
"You wait for me slowly"
You Ruyun patted his chest to prevent himself from dying due to coughing. He looked at the water stains on the table and the ground in front of him, his face was full of tears, Liu Fan, the dog, suddenly said nonsense, this time he has to clean the house again, lazy You Ruyun said that he was tired.
"No, what are you talking about? Let's go to the cross talk rookie competition? Do you know cross talk? Can you say cross talk?"
You Ruyun said loudly towards Liu Fan on the phone.
"I don't know cross talk, but it's okay. Who am I? I am Liu Fan, the representative of wisdom. Give me two days, and I can make a cross talk for you. Besides, don't you still have you?"
Liu Fan is very calm, won't say what's wrong with cross talk?I have a system, as long as I win the cross talk performance skills, isn't that like a fish in water, and the sky is high and the sea is wide and I can fly?
As for whether he can get the cross talk performance skills, Liu Fan is not worried at all. After all, since the system has arranged this task for him, it will definitely give him certain explanation skills.
If it doesn’t work, then go on stage for a tour.
Liu Fan sees it clearly in his heart. The task of the system is just to let him sign in to the Rookie Crosstalk Contest. As long as he participates, the task will be considered complete. As for the subsequent ranking, it is his own requirement.
"Are you serious?"
You Ruyun waited for Liu Fan to finish, and couldn't help asking in a low voice, after all, this was a little different from Liu Fan in his impression.
Liu Fan rarely said something to him so solemnly, and every time he spoke like this, it was when Liu Fan made up his mind.
"Of course it's true. I posted on Weibo that I'm going to participate in the cross talk rookie contest. Do you think I can break my promise?"
"A word, come or not?"
Liu Fan asked You Ruyun solemnly, but he still hoped that You Ruyun would agree, and the two brothers would make a big cross talk rookie contest together.
"Come!! You little Fan'er finally begged me, I must come!!!"
You Ruyun also got angry, and replied directly, as a good brother, if you don't support the other party at this time, when will you wait?
"Okay, then see you at the registration point in Beijing at noon tomorrow! Hang up."
Hearing that You Ruyun agreed, Liu Fan informed the registration time and hung up the phone.You Ruyun on the opposite side was angry and wanted to hit someone. Is there such a person?When I needed someone, I begged myself, and I agreed, and immediately pulled up my pants and refused to recognize the person, and hung up the phone directly!
After the partners are settled, the cross talk group is initially set up, and the Long March has taken the first step.
The next step is to find the system to draw a lottery to see if you can get cross talk related skills.
"System, come out quickly, I want to draw a lottery!"
"Received, the four major categories of songs, movies, skills, and comprehensive, which category will the host want to draw?"
The sound of the system is as cold and noble as ever, giving people the feeling of being unattainable.
Liu Fan didn't pay attention to the system's voice at all, and looked at the four categories in front of him with clear and firm eyes.
This time my goal is cross talk performance skills, I must choose skills, but there are many types of skills, this time it depends on whether the system is good! !
"Lucky draw, skill category!!!"
Liu Fan was full of hope, hoping that he would be able to possess the Emperor Ou and succeed.
"The system is drawing a lottery, please wait"
"Congratulations to the host for consuming 10 check-in points and winning the elementary film and television acting skills. There are currently 55 check-in points left. Do you want to continue?"
The system is like a seductive goblin, luring Liu Fan to keep drawing prizes. When Liu Fan heard the basic film and television skills that were drawn, his face was cloudy. After all, this is indeed a very practical skill in the entertainment industry, but now it may It doesn't help much by itself.
"continue!!!"
Liu Fan said viciously, his eyes emitted a fierce green light.
vaccinated
wheat harvested
The college entrance examination is over
Zongzi also eaten
The national football team advanced to the top 12
Astronauts also take off
Handsome guys and beauties can vote for favorites
(End of this chapter)
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