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Chapter 39 "The Scholar" Performance Show
A resounding burden was thrown out, and the scene burst into laughter!
"Hey, this cross talk is okay!"

"Hahahaha, forgive me for laughing unkindly!"

"Sorry? Pfft, I actually got it!"

"Oops, I laughed out loud!"

"It's too funny, it can't be done."

The response from the audience was enthusiastic, and the laughter of the whole house proved the perfection of the package.

You Ruyun rolled his eyelids, "Well, how big a case has been solved with my Weibo! That's all Weibo is for?"

Liu Fan didn't care about You Ruyun, and said with a blank expression: "This is the importance of Weibo, of course there is Weibo now, and there is a thing that was very popular in the early years, what should I do if I want to see what Teacher You wrote? At that time, we were the prostitutes of the upstream teacher."

"Hey, wait a minute!" You Ruyun pulled the excited Liu Fan beside him and said, "Are you still going to my prostitute?"

Liu Fan took it for granted: "Yes!"

You Ruyun smiled: "Hey, then we can be called sisters!"

Liu Fan looked terrified: "Don't be so nasty!!"

You Ruyun: "Hey, what word, tell you, it's a blog!"

Liu Fan said: "Yes, blog, many people are on it... Click him."

You Ruyun curled her lips and said, "Then you tell them that I won't introduce it."

The audience burst into laughter.

Amidst the audience's laughter, Liu Fan blinked and said, "Then what do you mean by eating?"

You Ruyun stared, "I mean this place to eat?"

Liu Fan: "What is that? Click you."

You Ruyun: "What do you mean click me, it's click (chicken)!"

"Oh!" Liu Fan suddenly realized, and said, "It's the first time I know, cooperating with you... means ordering chicken?"

With this sentence, the audience burst into laughter again in a daze!
You Ruyun was annoyed, "Why are you thinking so crookedly, what a click rate!"

Liu Fan: "Is it still green?"

Some viewers laughed unbearably, "Hahahaha!"

You Ruyun: "Hi! You don't think so!"

Liu Fan: "That's what I mean. Anyway, Mr. You is more fashionable than us, and he is also better than us. A few years ago, I was still in school and hadn't made any money yet. Mr. You had already endorsed the company. The product is gone, and the image of other people's products is made!"

"Oh." You Ruyun replied, as if he had just realized it, he hurriedly corrected: "What image shit, you are an image ambassador!"

Liu Fan asked confusedly, "What's the difference?"

You Ruyun heyed angrily, but didn't want to talk.

Liu Fan went on to say, "We have to be reasonable, right? What's the difference if it's the taste or the texture?"

You Ruyun patted his coat: "Why is it so disgusting? You said it."

"What's the difference?"

"Whether there is a difference or not, it must be said so!"

Liu Fan looked helpless: "It's a good thing, it's the image ambassador. Anyway, Teacher You is very good. During college, he not only made commercials, but also made TV series and movies! Our classmates at that time were so envious."

You Ruyun nodded, "I did."

Liu Fan snapped his fingers and said, "Teacher You's first play, that movie is... called... yes, "Widow"!"

You Ruyun asked suspiciously, "Widow? I play the widow? Is it reasonable for me to play the widow?"

Liu Fan quickly waved his hand: "No, you are playing the widow's husband."

You Ruyun was terrified: "The widow's husband is dead?"

Nodding his head, Liu Fan said: "This play is about a widow struggling after her husband's death. It's a very positive and inspirational theme!"

You Ruyun's eyes widened: "I'm not inside!"

Liu Fan: "With you, how could someone be a widow without you?"

You Ruyun: "That's still dead, so what should I do?"

Liu Fan said: "You are behind the scenes, the first shot is yours, go to the grave." As he said, he gestured: "Go to the grave, there is a picture of you on it."

You Ruyun's face was full of helplessness: "Oh, the photos..."

Hahahahaha, the audience burst into laughter. When the camera turned around, some of the audience could be seen kneeling on the ground with laughter. Not only the audience, but also the judges in the audience laughed loudly. Everyone was overwhelmed by the two I am amused by the baggage!
Liu Fan didn't seem to see the expressions of the audience, as if he didn't want money, one after another: "This is Teacher You's first play, um, the second play is amazing, the second play plays a role, You The teacher plays the male number one!"

You Ruyun happily said, "The number one male?"

Liu Fan said: "Yes, this play is called "The Mill", and it tells the story of the protagonist pulling a mill to travel around the world!"

You Ruyun was dumbfounded and said: "Lamo? I'm playing the donkey! What kind of world is it to travel around! Just go around there!"

The audience all sprayed: "Oh hahahaha!"

Liu Fan: "The third play is amazing. The third play is an acting school. Mr. You plays an old man, can you?"

You Ruyun pretended to think: "Yes, no problem."

Seeing this, Liu Fan said, "That's right, let's go, the name of the movie is "The Story of Zhang Ergou's Brutal Killing of His Father"!"

You Ruyun said, "Hey, this name is too long."

Liu Fan: "It takes two big screens to spell this name"

You Ruyun: "Hey, it has to be widescreen."

Liu Fan continued: "Zhang Ergou was a bad boy. He killed his father, chopped his father up and set fire to him. Later, the police investigated the case. Teacher You saw the first scene when he opened the coffin lid."

You Ruyun said: "Then I'm still acting dead? This time it's all broken?"

Liu Fan: "It's okay, look at your feet, if your acquaintances can recognize you."

You Ruyun: "Well, who knows feet!"

At the judges' table, the female judge covered her face and kept laughing, and a male judge couldn't help but smile too.

Liu Fan: "Later there was a movie in Hong Kong, a horror suspense film, and Teacher You was invited to star in it."

You Ruyun said happily: "Hey, this movie is good, it's a big production."

Liu Fan suddenly raised his voice: "This film is called "Dumpling"."

You Ruyun: ""Jiaozi", that's a good name"

Liu Fan gestured and said, "Isn't this a suspense movie? This movie is about killing people and chopping them up to make dumplings. Teacher You will play 'stuffing' in it."

You Ruyun had an expression on his face, "Okay! This time even my feet are broken!"

Liu Fan gave a thumbs up: "It's amazing."

You Ruyun: "What's the big deal? I'm already minced meat!"

There were too many laughs, too dense, and some viewers' faces were sore from laughing, and even their cheeks hurt from laughing!
Liu Fan cupped his hands: "Learn from you, pay tribute to you!"

You Ruyun: "Hey, what do you learn here?"

Liu Fan continued: "Learn from you, you are our role model, as the old saying goes, you are our pride!"

You Ruyun hurriedly stopped Liu Fan's mouth: "No! No! You keep saying the wrong thing, the green hill outside the mountain, the building outside the building!"

Liu Fan blinked and looked at him: "Is there a brothel outside the building?"

You Ruyun: "Why do you always hang out with brothels? What's wrong with you going there often? It's the building outside the building."

Liu Fan nodded, "Beyond the mountain, the green hill, the building, the building, there is someone behind the capable man (four beeps of NENG)!"

Ye - This is a Beijing dialect, or a word in some parts of the north, which means the same as "nong".

You Ruyun interrupted: "There are capable people!"

"Yeah!" Liu Fan answered.

"Are you looking for Ye?" You Ruyun rubbed his hands and looked at Liu Fan with a fierce look.

"Hey, speak more cleanly." Liu Fan didn't mind the threat.

This time, not only the audience and the judges, but even the big camera couldn't hold back, burst out laughing, and the camera in his hand couldn't help shaking!
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