Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 58 Exchange Again
After the news about the "car theft company" was released, it rushed to the hot search list at a rocket speed, directly airborne into the top ten.Many netizens commented on Xinhua Net's Weibo:

"Live for a long time to see the series!"

"This year's top ten funniest news, you must occupy a seat."

"You want to laugh at me to death and inherit my money!"

"Look at Uncle Policeman, it's too uncomfortable to hold back, I want to laugh but I can't laugh, I have to keep serious!"

"The police uncle's expression is really funny."

"Salute to the most upright police uncle, don't laugh at the other party because he is a thief!"

"The reporter is also very good, and he didn't smile the whole time!"

"Am I the only one who pays attention to the perfect welfare of the car theft company?"

"I envy the benefits of this company. If our company also has this benefit and asks me to steal cars, I will go too!"

"How do I get my boss to see this news?"

Although it is serious news, the content is very funny, so the comments gathered on Weibo are all kinds of tricks. Everyone is making fun of this car theft company. This company, this boss, is really a bit powerful.

Every netizen who clicked in was amused by the news content, and when they left, they had bright and mocking smiles on their faces.

After quitting Xinhua News, Liu Fan was a little surprised to see that this Weibo had already entered the top ten most searched posts.

Suddenly, Liu Fan slapped his forehead, and his eyes lit up instantly.

If this person is lucky, he can do whatever he wants!
Just now I was worrying about the final of the cross talk rookie competition, now, isn't this ready-made script coming?

In Earthstar, Feng Gong and Niu Qun's masterpiece "A Company of Thieves", a classic among classics, just happened to respond to this news.

"A Company of Thieves" is both relaxed and humorous, and every sentence is full of gold. At the same time, it has achieved good satire. It uses thieves to start a company and satirizes the phenomenon of bloated domestic political institutions. It is a satirical work with comedy depth.

As for the irony in "Thief Company" that there are many fake organizations, overstaffed and bureaucratic style of leading cadres, Blue Star's Huaxia also has it, and it has existed for a long time, and people have been complaining about it.

Of course, the elders of Huaxia have also noticed this, and they are already working on solutions, such as setting up a government affairs hall to centralize approval functions, centralized approval items, and centralized approval personnel, so that the people will walk less and find less people, and have things to do directly in the government affairs hall. It can be solved.

However, this does not affect Liu Fan's performance of "A Company of Thieves". The elders of Bluestar Huaxia are very tolerant to the public. There is no "literary prison". Messages on the official website of the Presbyterian Church will be contacted and processed by special personnel to protect the people's right to freedom of speech and personal liberty.

It is precisely because of the relaxed political environment that Liu Fan dared to play the idea of ​​"A Thief Company".

As a classic cross talk that still has countless listeners after 30 years, the charm of "A Company of Thieves" is beyond doubt, and the whole work is smooth and memorable.

After thinking about it, Liu Fan's eyes became more and more determined. The high quality of "A Thief Company" itself, coupled with the help of popular searches, the traffic, I would be sorry for myself if I didn't slow down.

So Liu Fan decisively called out to the system: "System, I want to exchange for the cross talk "A Thief Company."

"Ding, after receiving the request from the host, the system is evaluating the cross talk "A Thief Company".

After evaluation, the cross talk "Sketch Company" is a classic work, and the redemption requires 40 check-in points. Does the host want to continue the redemption? "

Hearing the system's answer, Liu Fan's face turned green. This system, every time he wanted to exchange, would kill him precisely, and he couldn't do anything about it.This time, I managed to save 60 check-in points, but this time I exchanged, I actually asked for 40 check-in points.It has not been more than 1 hour to be a rich man, and he will return to the poor stage again.

Gritting his teeth, Liu Fan spat out two words with difficulty: "Exchange!"

With a "swipe", the system's voice sounded again:
"I have already helped the host redeem the crosstalk work "Thief Company", and spent 40 sign-in points. The copyright of the crosstalk work has been registered. Please feel free to use the host. There are currently 20 sign-in points left. Do you want to continue to exchange or draw prizes for the host?"

The system is so skinny, it has already stripped off a layer of Liu Fan's clothes, and it still wants to continue to cheat Liu Fan's sign-in value, so that there is nothing left of Liu Fan.

In the past, Liu Fan might have turned a blind eye and ignored it.But this time, Liu Fan really needed to make a second exchange.

This time, Liu Fan was going to exchange a song, but not for himself, but for Yue Yue.

That's right, what Liu Fan is going to redeem this time is "Song of the Five Rings", Yue Yue's most popular song, which has brainwashed countless Chinese people!

During that time, in the streets and alleys, countless people could always be heard singing:

"Ah, the fifth ring, you have one ring more than the fourth ring. Ah, the fifth ring, you have one ring less than the sixth ring. Finally, one day, you will reach the seventh ring. What should you do if you reach the seventh ring? You have more rings than the fifth ring Two rings."

Liu Fan himself is tired of hearing it, but he can't help that Blue Star hasn't suffered such torture, so why don't they do it again?
Of course, the real reason is definitely not because Liu Fan wants to trick the people of Blue Star Huaxia.

After being reborn for more than a month, Liu Fan deeply felt that the entertainment industry is not a place to fight alone. Here, you need friends and people who can help you in times of crisis.

This time, when he was on the list of third-tier artists, Yue Yue immediately sent blessings, exuded his goodwill, and intended to make friends with Liu Fan.Of course, Liu Fan is also willing to make Yueyue as a friend. The first is that Yueyue has a very good personality, generous and generous, and has a high emotional intelligence. There may be places for cooperation in the future.Second, Yue Yue's master is Guo Yangang, a figure at the ceiling level of Huaxia cross talk, and having a good relationship with Yue Yue also means that he has an indirect relationship with Guo Yangang. This is a big thigh!

It was based on these considerations that Liu Fan planned to exchange "Song of the Five Rings" and present it to Yue Yue.After all, China is a country of etiquette, and it pays attention to reciprocity. If you don't prepare anything, you don't have any capital, so just tell the other party directly, let's be good friends!The other party will only give you a blank stare, thinking that this person is probably not a fool.

So, essential gifts are very useful.And "Song of the Five Rings" was officially given to Yueyue as the best gift. Of course, there is another reason Liu Fan didn't say. There are so many classic songs in China, and Liu Fan himself didn't want to sing "Song of the Five Rings". The style doesn't match, but it's a waste to store it, so it's better to exchange it and give it away!
Based on this, Liu Fan was ready to proceed with the exchange.

Following the system's inquiry, Liu Fan said again: "Continue to redeem, help me redeem "Song of the Five Rings"."

"Ding, after receiving the host's request, the system is evaluating the song "Song of the Five Rings". After the system evaluation, the song "Song of the Five Rings" is a representative work of Yue Yunpeng, a crosstalk actor from Earth and Stars. The redemption requires 20 check-in points. May I ask the host if you want to continue? exchange?"

PS: The cross talk session is about to start again, it’s absolutely hilarious, thank you brothers and sisters for a can of Coke while laughing, and give me a recommendation ticket!Add a favorite!

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