Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 62 "Let's Talk About Cross Talk Tonight"

With smiles on their faces, Yue Yue and Sun Yue walked from back to front and stood in front of the microphone. They smiled and looked at the audience. As usual, they bowed, and while fiddling with the microphone, they said, "Thank you, thank you."

Yue Yue clasped his hands tightly together, and said with a smile: "Thank you, today is the final of the "Crosstalk Rookie Contest". To give back to you. Every performer on the stage of "Crosstalk Rookie Contest" is great, and they are all our teachers, such as Liu Fan, You Ruyun, and Hengshu brothers who are waiting in the backstage." After finishing speaking, Yue Yue It's also very cheap, whoosh "hehe" laugh.

While Yue Yue was speaking, Sun Yue occasionally inserted a sentence of "is it?"

Liu Fan in the background narrowed his eyes slightly when he heard Yue Yue read his name. Today Yue Yue is in a supernatural state!The introductory part of the opening was ingenious and unconventional!
"What are you laughing at, you scumbag!" You Ruyun held his mouth, obviously feeling the pressure brought by Yue Yue's works.

Yue Yue rolled his small eyes, looked at the backstage and said: "We should learn from others. Their grades today are No.2, No.3, and No.4. I haven't finished yet." When I just said it, Yue Yue's face was expressionless, but the more he talked about the ranking, the bigger the smile on his face.

When the audience heard that Yueyue estimated the ranking in advance, they all made a sound of "hush" in a timely manner, obviously amused by Yueyue's unique burden.

Sun Yue quickly waved and said to Yue Yue: "Stop talking, you mean you are number one!"

Yue Yue didn't speak, but stretched out his right hand to cover his mouth, and let out another iconic smirk, the magical laughter of "hehehe" echoed in the studio.

The audience laughed, their mouths opened, and they laughed hard.

Sun Yue stood facing Yue Yue, and said, "It's in my heart!"

Yue Yue waved his hand: "No, no, this teacher, he has been talking about cross talk for a long time."

Sun Yue nodded approvingly, saying that cross talk has been going on for more than ten years: "It's not short either!"

Seeing Sun Yue nodding, Yue Yue stretched out his hand, patted Sun Yue's big belly, and said with a smile: "Look, it's like this in cross talk!" Then he pointed at Yue: "When buying clothes, we ordinary people buy clothes. Waiter, I want to try this dress. It’s all like this, but it’s not like this!” When she reached the end, she waved her hands to show that she was different.

Sun Yue looked at Yue Yue suspiciously, and asked, "Why is it different?"

Yue Yue pointed to the clothes that didn't exist in front of him, and said: "Waiter, let me tell you first. I'm not a stutterer, this dress, help me get a XXXXXL!" After finishing speaking, he took the lead and laughed .

When Sun Yue heard this, she immediately became unhappy, pouted her mouth, turned her head away, patted her chest and said, "I said 5xl, isn't it over?"

Yue Yue waved his hand: "I'm just kidding with you, cross talk actor, three games haha ​​two jokes."

Nodding her head, Sun Yue still cooperatively said "yes" from her mouth.

The next step is to get to the point, Yue Yue looked at the audience and said: "If you want to say that we comedians, the most important thing we should learn is the basic skills."

That's right, Sun Yue nodded again, and said "yes" again.

At this time, Yue Yue turned around, pointed at Sun Yue and said, "Sun Yue doesn't need to learn basic skills. Why? It's a joke."

Sun Yue quickly waved his hands, expressing that he would not accept the pot, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you have to know the basic skills."

Yue Yue looked at him and said, "No need to study!"

Sun Yue was unhappy, and her voice became a little angry and said: "Who doesn't need to study? I'll listen to what you say about basic skills!"

Yue Yue patted the table between the two, gave a thumbs up and praised himself: "Not as good as us, not as good as me!"

Sun Yue stopped Yue Yue's self-promotion: "You don't want to be funny."

Yue Yue said unconvinced: "I am better than you in Guankou."

Sun Yue didn't believe it anymore, she rolled up her sleeves and asked, "Are you still able to pierce the mouth?"

Yue Yue pursed his lips and said confidently: "Of course, I will recite one for you."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Sun Yue's reply, he patted the table and recited: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised salted duck, sauced chicken, bacon"

Yue Yue recited faster and faster, appearing to be very proficient, before the audience gave the applause of praise, Yue Yue suddenly stopped, rolled his eyes upwards, and licked his lips for about two or three seconds Before Yueyue continued to recite, the audience shouted "Wow" and "Wow" at the right time, obviously realizing that Yueyue had forgotten the words.

Although I really forgot the words, but on the stage, the crosstalk actor can't stand there awkwardly, Yue Yue rolled his eyes, and then recited: "Kung Pao chicken, fish-flavored shredded pork, boiled fish, Boiled meat and a pot of rice are enough for me, how about it!" After finishing the recitation, she said "how about it" to Sun Yue arrogantly.

Sun Yue shook his head and waved his hands, and said, "You are not very good, you are called forgetting words, you know that!"

Yue Yue didn't care anymore, stretched out his thumb, and nodded forward: "There is someone better than me."After finishing speaking, he waved back: "Come on, come up with one. Coders are popular these days, you know." The last sentence was said to Sun Yue.

Afterwards, the special session of the Luck Club began. Yue Yue and Sun Yue found their helpers to help out on stage, and staged a thrilling and funny battle.

Whenever a well-known cross talk actor from Deyun Club walks out, the audience in the audience will shout excitedly, and the emotions of the audience are completely mobilized.

Not only the audience at the scene, but also the netizens who watched the live broadcast also screamed excitedly in the comment area:
"It's so worth it! It's equivalent to watching the ceremony of wanting to seal the box."

"Yue Yue is facing the cards this time!"

"For the sake of Yue Yue, this time the whole sports club is dispatched!"

"Liu Fan: I choose to die. How can I play this!"

"Forgive the unkind smile!"

"I feel sorry for Liu Fan for a second."

"One thing to say, Liu Fan is really pitiful this time, unless Teacher Huang and the others can be invited, otherwise Yue Yue can crush him just by the traffic of fans."

Liu Fan was sitting in the backstage rest area, his face was equally heavy, he didn't expect Yue Yue to bring all the luck clubs to the performance today, no wonder Yue Yue was full of confidence today, it turned out that there were brothers and sisters to help him!

Glancing at You Ruyun who was a little flustered, Liu Fan patted the other's hand lightly, signaling him to rest assured.

That's right, you brothers and sisters have their own traffic, but my cross talk has just come out of the hot search, and speaking of popularity, it's not far behind yours!

Today, the last thing to look at is our own strength!

(End of this chapter)