Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 66 The show begins

In the sound of Bai Qian's announcement, the two walked to the microphone with vigorous steps and steady steps.

Liu Fan stood in the teasing position, You Ruyun stood behind the table and continued to be his teaser.The two first adjusted the equipment on their own.After the equipment debugging was completed, the two bowed to the audience.

The show is about to start!
Different from the previous comic dialogues where they introduced each other's names at the beginning, this time the two went uncharacteristically, and Liu Fan held You Ruyun's hand when they came up: "Ah, You Ruyun! A cross talk actor."

You Ruyun smiled all over his face: "That's right, it's me."

Holding You Ruyun's hand and refused to let go, Liu Fan said enviously, "I really envy your work."

Stretching out his free left hand, patted the opponent's hand, You Ruyun said: "Don't say that!"

Liu Fan didn't care, and kept moving his hands: "Just move your mouth but don't move your hands. After the cross talk, there is no injury on your body."

You Ruyun's expression changed slightly, a little unnaturally: "You plan to let us see blood after we finish the cross talk, right?"

At this time, Liu Fan finally let go of his tightly clenched hands: "So my work can't compare with yours." After finishing speaking, he spread his hands, expressing incomparability.

"What's the matter?"

"We were beaten at both ends for three days, and our noses and faces were bruised."

You Ruyun smiled and pointed at Liu Fan and said, "Oh, you have participated in boxing!"

With an unnatural smile, Liu Fan said: I'm so old. "

Nodding, You Ruyun agreed, "The resistance is strong."

"It's too risky."

"That's how you see your spirit!"

"Never mind."

"Get used to it."

Assuming he was ready to run away at any time, Liu Fan said, "I'm afraid someone will catch me."

You Ruyun kindly reminded: "You hide quickly."

Liu Fan made a frightened and miserable look: "If anyone catches him, he will beat him to death."

You Ruyun pointed to the air next to him, and borrowed his finger from the person who hit him: "Then the opponent committed a foul."

Waving his hand, Liu Fan said angrily, "He doesn't care about you. Just a few days ago, six boys hung me up and beat me, cursing while beating me." As he spoke, he drew a "six" with his hand. "Come.

"How did you scold?"

Liu Fan stretched out his hand and slapped it back and forth in the air with a rather terrifying expression, as if he was slapping someone: "Let you steal the wallet!"

The first wave of burdens appeared, and the audience gave their applause in a timely manner. You Ruyun waved to the audience below, signaling not to applaud, and then asked: "No, you are a thief?"

Liu Fan was not happy anymore, how could he speak like this: "Look at you, a cultured person like you speaks so badly, what is a thief?"

With a little puzzlement, You Ruyun asked for the audience: "Then I should call you—"

Liu Fan stretched out his right hand, making a gesture to penetrate into You Ruyun's gown, and said, "Did you take out the bag!"

You Ruyun hurriedly patted Liu Fan's hand away: "Is this different?"

After being slapped off by You Ruyun, Liu Fan's face remained unchanged, as if the person who was just caught was not himself: "I'm really enough. In order to steal this little thing, I spent all day cowardly, frantic, trembling, Sneaking around, living a life that is not chic at all. I really have enough, I regret how I became a thief?" The more he talked, the more Liu Fan felt regretful.

You Ruyun patted Liu Fan on the shoulder: "Just understand!"

Liu Fan slapped the palm of his left hand twice with the back of his right hand: "It's better to block the road and rob it! Really, block the road and rob it and kill it if you catch it, so you don't have to suffer so much."

Seeing that Liu Fan wanted to correct, You Ruyun pointed at him and said, "Hey, let me tell you, as long as you make up your mind to correct, I will do my best to help you."

Liu Fan's eyes were full of tears, and he held You Ruyun's hand with emotion in his eyes: "Good-hearted man, brother, this sentence is all there is to say. But let me wash my hands and quit, and they won't let me go."

After saying this, Liu Fan was also annoyed and wanted to slap himself in the face!

"Have you joined a gang of gangsters?"

"Who joined the hooligan gang?" Liu Fan said disdainfully.How can you say gangsters?Isn't this underestimating us! "The one I joined was called Thieves' Company."

"Thief Company?" A novel term, You Ruyun said in surprise, what a novelty!

With a touch of pride, Liu Fan said proudly: "The full name is Thief Financial Co., Ltd."

Hearing Liu Fan say the name of "Thief Financial Co., Ltd.", some excited audiences already thought of the news of the previous few days, and stood up in surprise.

The partner next to him didn't know why, he didn't know why he was so excited, he couldn't help asking his little friend, and when they heard their guess, they all stood up in surprise!
No way!No way!It can't be so powerful!This is news that just came out two days ago! ! !

Someone in the audience thought of it, and the cross talk actors in the backstage naturally thought of it too.

Yue Yue looked at Sun Yue, and said with a wry smile on his face: "It can't really be that news, right?"

Sun Yue nodded, and the flesh on his face shook a few times: "It looks like it should be! It really deserves to be the champion seed!"

"Heh, let's bring the old brothers from the Deyun Club over to join us, and he actually went straight to the news hot searches. This idea is absolute!!!"

Yue Yue smiled depressedly, but he couldn't help giving a thumbs up!For Liu Fan's cross talk script this time, Yue Yue is convinced!

The audience in the audience guessed all kinds of things, but the performance on the stage is still going on!

You Ruyun seemed to be checking the household registration, and asked the bottom line: "How many people are there in your company?"

Liu Fan raised a finger with his left hand, drew two circles behind with his right hand, and said, "More than 100 people."

You Ruyun jumped up as if smoking a cigarette, and asked in surprise, "More than 100 thieves?"

After thinking for a while, Liu Fan held up two fingers: "Not all of them are thieves, the two of us are the ones who really insist on working on the front line."

Whoops, it's interesting, there are more than 100 people, but there are only two people in the front line, You Ruyun is interested: "What about the others?"

Liu Fan cupped his hands and said, "They are all leading cadres."

Another novelty: "Your thief company still has leading cadres?"

Liu Fan gave You Ruyun a disdainful look, as if mocking your ignorance: "Hey, what you said! The train runs fast, it all depends on the front belt. The cadre takes the lead, and the thief has the drive. The thief has no leader, so he can't steal it." Well, either you won’t steal less, or you won’t be able to escape.”

Hey, there is still this particularity, You Ruyun asked again: "Then what kind of cadres do you have?"

"There are too many cadres, one general manager and 48 deputy managers."

"48 people?"

"Each share."

"What do you care?"

Liu Fan snapped his fingers and said one by one: "Some are in charge of administration, some are in charge of business, some are in charge of organization, some are in charge of publicity, some are in charge of logistics, and some are in charge of family planning..."

You Ruyun hurriedly interrupted Liu Fan: "No, wait a moment, wait a moment, does your thief company still have family planning?"

Country people, ignorant, the disdain on Liu Fan's face became more and more obvious: "Hey, what you said, the whole country plays a game of chess, and we thieves are no exception. Or else everyone has family planning, and we thieves give birth casually, big thieves give birth to thieves, thieves Young thieves are born, thieves are born more and more, good people are less and less, who shall we steal?"

You Ruyun clapped his hands and understood: "We are cooperating with you for the sake of ecological balance!"

PS: Please forgive me for writing this chapter carefully.

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