Superstars start with punch cards

Chapter 68 couplet!

All the people in the audience stared at Guo Diaogang. Although they knew that he could not be the director Liu Fan was talking about, everyone was curious and wanted to see Guo Diaogang's reaction.

Older gingers are more spicy!
Guo Yangang glanced sideways at the old man next to him, who was a showman, and slowly stretched out his hand, making a gesture of stealing. When everyone was guarding the cash in his pocket, Guo Yangang slammed east and west, his eyes quick and his hands quick. "Stolen" the pen that Feng Gong put on the table to write the score.

With a pen in his hand, Guo Dangang was full of pride.

I'm still the head thief, what's wrong!How can you bear me!
Not only Feng Gong, Niu Qun and others saw Guo Yangang's actions, but the camera also vividly broadcast the scene live, which aroused an uproar among netizens, who praised Guo Yangang's "witness" one after another.

On the stage, Liu Fan and You Ruyun continued to talk about cross talk, and the most classic part is coming soon.

You Ruyun shook his head, and said helplessly: "Actually, they are all fake groups. It's useless. This person is superfluous. In the first few years, he said that he would lay off staff. The first round of layoffs left about 80 people, and the second round of layoffs left more than 120 people. People, the third round down, [-] people."

Strange, You Ruyun summed it up: "The more layoffs, the more people there will be."

Nodding his head, Liu Fan agreed with You Ruyun's summary, but he also explained why the more layoffs the more people:

"No way, they all came through the back door through the relationship. The manager sent someone here, and he had to be a team leader. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that we are a very business-oriented unit. It doesn't mean that an individual came to us. This job is the team leader.

A layman leads an expert, and blindly directs.There is nothing wrong with it. If you say that this person is good, his superiors will say no;

There is a couplet circulating in our place, which is too illustrative. "

You Ruyun asked with his hands behind his back, "What couplet?"

At this time, when it came to the key content, Liu Fan raised his left hand high and gestured in the air: "The last couplet is, if you say you can do it, you can do it, or you can't do it."

"Diagram?"

"Say no, no, no, no."

"Horizontal batch?"

"I can't accept it!"

During the question and answer between the two, a classic sentence from "A Thief Company" appeared, which can be said to be the best summary of society.

The audience listened to this couplet with enthusiasm, booing one after another, and there were constant "yi" sounds in the studio.

You Ruyun was also happy: "This is still a generation of educated thieves."

Liu Fan clapped his hands, expressing his despair: "The most terrible thing is to set up a group, and you will give the group a target of several thousand dollars."

"Then steal it."

"It's not easy, you haven't stolen recently..." Liu Fan said with emotion

"That's—" You Ruyun immediately reacted and retorted, "I didn't steal it!"

Liu Fan ignored You Ruyun, who was complaining about being wronged, and said to himself: "Just say it, we have a small number of people to steal large items, and stealing small items is not worth it. If you steal a passbook, you dare not take it. If you want to steal cash, you are afraid of bumping into it." Plainclothes. Sometimes I am tired. I have worked so hard, and I can’t steal tens of thousands of dollars in a day.”

Oh, tens of thousands of dollars is too little?You Ruyun hurriedly said, "That's a lot of that!"

Seeing You Ruyun saying that he earns more, Liu Fan waved his hand to express his disapproval: "No, the point is that I can't keep up with him."

"As for?" You Ruyun didn't believe it.

"I'll do the math for you."

"Okay, you do the math."

Liu Fan stretched out his left hand, bent his thumb first, and said the first point: "There are more than 100 thieves in our company. They eat, drink, sleep, move, sit, lie, and walk. It costs money, right?"

"It costs money."

Then bent his index finger: "Going to the tourist spots endlessly to study and hold meetings, does this cost money?"

Before he finished speaking, Liu Fan then bent his middle finger again, "That's not enough, our manager has to go abroad to study! You say you are a thief company, why do you go abroad to study?

Said it was to learn advanced foreign theft technology!Foreigners steal directly with guns, how can we have that ability!How powerful our government is!I show you Yan Yan, who is so strict that you have to hide XZ just to steal something. You are afraid of being discovered, and you dare to play with guns? "

Finally, he bent down his ring finger, leaving only his little finger and said, "The most unbearable thing is to see other companies advertise on TV, and our company also advertises!"

It's a strange thing to hear today

"Your thief company also wants to advertise?"

"Even the advertisement is written."

"What word?" You Ruyun thought for a while, feeling out of ideas.It's a bit difficult to write an advertisement for the thief company.

Liu Fan straightened his body, leaned back, and stretched his right hand forward, with a hint of bewitching in his words:
"Friend, do you want to get rich quickly? Please join the company of thieves, it can make you rich overnight. The contacts of this company..."

"Who is it?" You Ruyun asked impatiently.Could it be Guo's steel teacher Guo again?You Ruyun quietly shifted his eyes to Mr. Guo.

Following You Ruyun's gaze, many viewers also noticed Mr. Guo with the peach-shaped head again, and they were happy again.

This is going to score twice!

Sensing that everyone's eyes were focused on him again, Guo Digang shook his head quickly, don't get involved with me this time.

Liu Fan didn't want to continue smashing Guo's steel this time, and said, "It's not suitable to spread it outside." Dispelling the audience's guess.

You Ruyun then asked:

"phone number?"

"Secret for now."

"The address of the unit?"

"One shot for another place."

"Where can I find that?"

"You can't find it, the police in Jinmen blocked us several times."

There were back and forth questioning, explaining the content of the entire advertisement.

In short, this is a three-no product - no contact person, no phone number, no unit address!

This advertisement idea, this advertisement idea, made You Ruyun want to give their company leaders a big praise!
Just one word - Absolutely! ! !

After talking about the content of the advertisement, Liu Fan glanced at the curtains behind the stage, and made a look like he was about to run away:

"I saw this posture, and quickly wrote a report: In view of the tight rumors, it is recommended that all personnel in the company be transferred immediately! If not, please give instructions!"

You Ruyun nodded, this guy was quite excited, and asked, "Have you handed it over?"

Liu Fan stretched out his left hand again, opened his palm again, bent his little finger and said, "It's for the deputy team leader."

"Oh, the deputy team leader is in charge of this matter"

"The deputy team leader took it over and took a look, and first drew a circle." Liu Fan counted with his left hand, and made a circle gesture with his right hand in the air.

"Draw a circle?"

"This is called circle reading. It means basically agreeing." Liu Fan looked at You Ruyun contemptuously, uneducated!
"That's the deal."

Liu Fan bent his index finger with his left hand again: "Please let the team leader decide."

"It's still up to the team leader."

"The team leader took it over and took a look, first drew a circle..."

"Draw a circle again?" You Ruyun was very curious about the process.

Liu Fan didn't bother, and bent down his middle finger: "Please let the deputy manager decide!"

This is the third procedure.

There were a lot of procedures, and You Ruyun and the audience stretched out their hands to help Liu Fan count together.

PS: Some content has been modified, I dare not write too much, please forgive me.

(End of this chapter)