Entertainment My Love Apartment

Chapter 115 Three wastes fighting mice
In the middle of the night, ghost howls came from room 3602, followed by various ping-pong-pong sounds.

Hu Yifei was woken up, angrily kicked open the door of 3602, and saw the three of Zeng Xiaoxian in a panic.

When the three saw Hu Yifei, they quickly said: "There is a mouse, kill it, Yifei."

"I'll hit it." Hu Yifei slapped the mouse on the ground to death, and kicked away Zeng Xiaoxian who was in the way.

Zhang Wei took the broom and mop and said, "Yifei, you are really good at killing rats with your bare hands. You are even better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen."

"You good-for-nothings! These big men are actually afraid of a little mouse!" Hu Yifei despised.

"It's not fear, it's not fear. It's love for animals." Zeng Xiaoxian insisted.

"I haven't said anything yet! What are you doing next door if you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" Hu Yifei asked.

No wonder I couldn't find anyone before, so I came from the next door.

"I'm here to play! Anyway, tomorrow is a weekend." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"I don't care where you go, from now on, don't make a fuss in the middle of the night, and keep people from sleeping." Hu Yifei roared.

At this time Zhang Xiaofeng and Ye Zi rubbed their eyes and walked in.

Hu Yifei took the opportunity to say: "Look, Ye Zi, Xiaofeng and I were all woken up."

Ye Zi and Zhang Xiaofeng said in unison: "We were woken up by you."

Good guy, I didn't expect Hu Yifei's voice to be so loud that it could be heard upstairs.

Hu Yifei was at a loss for words, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and the others, and said, "It was all caused by these three bastards."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked strangely: "Why are there three, isn't it just one mouse!"

Hu Yifei said: "I'm talking about you three!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking immediately, and silently comforted Lu Ziqiao who had been frightened into a fool by the mouse.

Ye Zi asked: "How can there be mice in the apartment? There won't be any in our room!"

Hu Yifei said: "The iPartment has never had any problems with rats. It's all because of you guys. You never throw away the leftover takeaway food. What will you do when the whole family of rats immigrates here? Don't forget, Xinling has heart disease. , what if one day you get sick from being frightened by your howling ghosts, what should I do?"

Zeng Xiaoxian often went to room 3602 to eat because he would be thrown out by Hu Yifei if he didn't throw out the garbage when he ate takeaway in his suite.

"Aren't you here?" Zhang Wei flattered, "And after Xinling came, we didn't eat much takeaway."

"You guys know how to bully others, I'm telling you, I'm recruiting roommates, and you guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor!"

"Why didn't I know about your recruiting a roommate? Anyway, I live there too!" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

"What do I need to report to you? Or can you pay the rent for three people alone?" Hu Yifei said viciously.

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped talking all of a sudden, what a joke, how could he afford the rent for three people, since he is not a local tyrant like Guo Jia or Xiaofeng.

"Otherwise, whoever of you will move to live with us, I can protect you!" Hu Yifei looked at Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao and asked.

Lu Ziqiao fell to the side silently, Zhang Wei also wanted to fall, but found that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't move, so he squeezed a little closer to Zeng Xiaoxian, expressing his unwillingness.

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the next morning.

Zhang Wei went to pick up Xinling as promised, and moved things, large and small, several times. While Xinling was packing her clothes, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhang Wei to go to the bar.

Before the three of them had much to drink, they saw Hu Yifei walking over with a few booklets in his hand.

"Hi... I'll ask again, is anyone willing to move in here and share the rent with me, I can protect you!"

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei pointed to Zeng Xiaoxian silently, and Hu Yifei said, "I'm asking you two."

"We... we think that living with a mouse actually has a special charm!" Lu Ziqiao held back for a long time, and then came up with such an unreasonable reason.

"Yes, we should treat every life in the world equally." Zhang Wei also said.

"Okay, since none of you are willing to move here, I won't force it. I will continue to recruit new roommates, but...in order to give the new roommate a good impression, I appointed this one last night."

Hu Yifei threw the booklet in his hand to the three of them and asked them to read it by themselves.

"What is this?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked after picking up the booklet and looking at the terms and conditions inside.

"This is my request to you and the rules you must abide by." Hu Yifei said.

Zhang Wei asked: "What is this, personal security fund?"

"Oh, if you need to fight mice next time, I can provide professional services, of course not for free."

"Aren't you collecting protection fees? Besides, I'm not in their suite, why should I be counted?" Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, you traitor, you sold your teammates too fast!

"You don't have to pay, but the next time you meet a little mouse, don't be afraid, and don't call it mom."

"It's not fair, every clause is aimed at us, I want to protest." Lu Ziqiao protested.

"Protesting is invalid, I am involved in protecting you, of course I will be in charge of management."

"We will protect ourselves." Zhang Wei protested in a low voice.

"You guys? Sanying is fighting against Lu Bu, you three are no match for a mouse, listen, only creatures at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am this person, because I am not afraid of anything!"

After finishing speaking, Hu Yifei turned her head and left. The one who walked away was heroic, domineering and heroic.

As soon as Hu Yifei left, Zhang Wei said: "Don't be afraid of anything, this is too absolute!"

"What's the big deal, no matter how arrogant she is, she's just a woman." Seeing Hu Yifei leave, Zeng Xiaoxian's tone became tougher.

Lu Ziqiao said: "It should be in biology. In other fields, it's hard to say."

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Apart from the fact that her testosterone is a little higher than normal, what else is abnormal?"

"Can a normal woman crush a mouse to death with her bare hands?" Zhang Wei said with concern.

Zeng Xiaoxian said: "No matter what, the three of us can't cede land and pay compensation to a woman. The so-called wealth cannot be promiscuous, poverty cannot be moved, and might cannot be subdued!"

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian finished pretending to be aggressive, Zhang Wei slapped his face and said, "These three sentences have little to do with us, I'm a poor man, he's a prostitute, and you're a coward."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly said: "If you can make her afraid once, maybe the situation will change!"

Zhang Wei asked excitedly: "You have a good idea"

Lu Ziqiao said confidently: "Hmph, I haven't thought of it yet!"

"What are you talking about? So happy?" At this time, Xinling came over with a drink and asked curiously.

"It's nothing, by the way, are you afraid of mice?" Zhang Wei asked.

He suddenly thought of what Hu Yifei said last night, in case something happened to Xinling, what should I do?
"What's so scary about rats? There are rats in every household in my hometown, and I even killed them!" Xin Ling said with a smile.

Lu Ziqiao and the other three silently praised Xinling, and they were suddenly relieved.

"Actually, why don't we borrow Guo Jia's cat and use it? Don't cats catch mice!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Oh? What do you want to borrow?" Suddenly, Guo Jialin and the others came over and asked curiously.

"You guys are back? So soon?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"The plane at 6 o'clock in the morning is of course coming soon." Yu Xiaomiao said.

"Traveling for a few days makes me exhausted, I need to rest for ten days and half a month." Guo Jialin complained.

"Who told you to go shopping every time you go?" Guan Gu complained.

"Let me introduce, this is Xinling, Zhang Wei's girlfriend." As an old member of the love apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian naturally did his part to introduce new members.

"This is Guo Jialin, an Internet writer. This is Yu Xiaomiao, an anchor. This is Guan Gu, from RB, and a cartoonist. The three of them are local tyrants in the apartment."

"Hello." Several people greeted each other politely.

"My name is Miracle Guan Gu, just call me Guan Gu, from RB Yokohama, please give me your advice." Guan Gu said with a smile.

"Please give me your advice." Xinling replied.

"Why does he always speak in the fourth tone?" Xinling asked Zhang Wei next to him in a low voice.

"He has a problem with his accent, we are all used to it, the fourth voice is always better than the second one," Zhang Wei said.

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