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Chapter 31 Test Questions

One night, several people gathered in the bar to chat again.

"Wanyu, are you doing the constellation test again?" Hu Yifei asked seeing Lin Wanyu doing questions on the computer.

"This is submitting resumes." Lin Wanyu said seriously.

"It's just a question!" Hu Yifei said suspiciously.

"This is called a personality test. I have submitted my resume to many companies, and I have to do a set of test questions before the interview." Lin Wanyu said.

"This is very popular in foreign companies. It is said that it can test people's inner character to see if they are suitable for that position." When it comes to foreign countries, Lu Zhanbo can immediately show his rich knowledge.

After all, except for Lin Wanyu who was studying abroad, no one else has ever been abroad.

Although Guan Gu came from abroad, he was just a cartoonist who locked himself in his room every day in his home country, and he didn't understand these things.

"Foreigners are really troublesome. Does personality have a lot to do with the position?" Hu Yifei said with disgust.

"That's right, there are many people with different personalities in the same position." Guo Jialin also said beside him.

"That's right, it's like an old doctor in the hospital where I practiced before. He was always perverted and made other girls take off their pants every day." Yu Xiaomiao also said.

Guo Jialin stared at Yu Xiaomiao and said, "Are you sure that old perverted doctor is not a gynecologist?"

"Uh, it seems so." Yu Xiaomiao said resentfully.

"Cut" everyone booed.

"However, why are so many gynecologists men? Don't women study gynecology?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Maybe most men have a desire to be a gynecologist!" Guo Jialin said indifferently.

Suddenly Guo Jialin felt three different eyes staring at him, and a small hand appeared on his waist, looking at his waist.

"Do you also have this wish?" Yu Xiaomiao asked with a smile.

Guo Jialin's desire to survive suddenly became stronger, and he reacted immediately, saying: "How is it possible, there is a way to persuade people to study medicine, and the sky is struck by lightning. Besides, studying medicine is so tiring!"

"Oh!"

Yu Xiaomiao felt that there was something wrong with Guo Jialin's answer, but there was nothing wrong with what she said.
No problem shit!Am I not a medical student?
Guo Jialin saw something wrong with Yu Xiaomiao's face, and suddenly realized something, and quickly wanted to explain.

"Wait a minute, you seem to be on the wrong side again, weren't we discussing the test questions just now?"

Lu Zhanbo felt that Guo Jialin and Yu Xiaomiao were too capable of crooked buildings, and he had to bring them back to the right path.

Lu Zhanbo happily gave himself a great responsibility.

But what greeted him was everyone's silence. Who remembers what was discussed just now?Can't you just keep going?

Seeing everyone's silence, Lin Wanyu felt that she should do something, so she said, "You guys look at this question so strange! Tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common."

Lu Zhanbo thought for a while and said, "It depends on your way of thinking, whether it is concrete or abstract."

"Then tell me what they have in common." Hu Yifei said.

"Well, they are all animals." Lu Zhanbo said.

"Tch, I thought you could give such an innovative answer!" Hu Yifei said mercilessly.

"They can't be eaten." Yu Xiaomiao said seriously. "One is to protect animals, it is against the law to eat it, and the other is basically impossible to eat."

"But there are still tiger whips!" Lu Zhanbo asked.

"You are stupid! There are so few tigers, how can there be so many tiger penises in the market? Even if a tiger can grow a circle of tiger penises, it is not enough to sell!" Guo Jialin complained without hesitation.

"Tiger penis is a traditional Chinese medicine that nourishes and strengthens yang blindly. It generally refers to the dry penis and testicles of cats. Its main function is to warm the kidney and strengthen yang, and to replenish essence and marrow. It is used for the decline of essence and blood, sore waist and knees, impotence, scrofula Wait." Yu Xiaomiao said skillfully.

Then Yu Xiaomiao explained to everyone: "Many tiger whips on the market are actually fake whips, and many of them are made of bullwhips."

"Why are you so familiar?" Guo Jialin asked.

Yu Xiaomiao gritted her teeth and said, "I'm the one who studies medicine, and I have to memorize these."

"Little Meow is amazing!" Lin Wanyu said.

"What about this question! If your father and Jay Chou fight, who do you help?"

"Uh..." Lu Zhanbo slightly wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his face, and cursed in his heart, which idiot came up with this question!

"Of course I called an ambulance, maybe my dad can knock Jay Chou unconscious with one punch!" Guo Jialin said indifferently.

Speaking of Guo Jialin's cheap dad, although Guo Jialin hasn't seen him since junior high school, he still keeps in touch on the phone.

In addition, Guo Jialin's father is also a very powerful figure, and there is an Asian boxing champion trophy at home!
Guo Jialin's ability to "know everything" was also cultivated by his father since he was a child.

"Well, according to my dad, Jay Chou might not be able to get out of the hospital!" Yu Xiaomiao also said.

"? So hanging?" Guo Jialin asked.

"Well! My dad is a doctor. If we fight, it will definitely be a doctor-patient dispute. My dad is a neurologist. What do you think?"

"What does your father usually like? I will definitely bring more things next time. And what hobbies does he have! I will study it right away."

Guo Jialin felt that for his own sake, he should know more about the old man and please him as much as possible.In order not to make him think that his little padded jacket was abducted by a bastard.

"Don't worry, you can please my mother. By the way, my mother is the chief surgeon."

When Guo Jialin heard this, he was overjoyed.Of course, the joy is not that there is no need to please the old man, but that Yu Xiaomiao has actually recognized himself by saying this!

As long as he survives the assessment period, it's not easy.

If it's wrong, you can't set up a flag, you can't set up a flag.

I have to work harder during this assessment period, and I will love Xiaomiao even more in the future.

Although he should have been like this in the first place, Guo Jialin also took great pains in order to dispel the flag.

"By the way, have you ever encountered such a perverted question during the interview?" Lin Wanyu saw Lu Zhanbo and wanted to break the crooked building back.But considering Lu Zhanbo's poor EQ, he said it quickly.

"Not looking for a job." Guo Jialin said.

"If you don't look for a job, you will get one extra. I used to be an intern in a hospital. That's what my family found. I don't need an interview." Yu Xiaomiao also said.

"You two are enough. However, I don't have an interview for my job." Hu Yifei looked at the two who were talking speechlessly.

Hu Yifei was also surprised that one of them was writing novels and the other was doing live broadcasting, which was not an easy job to succeed in the first place.

But the two of them did a great job, and the work of one person can cover her half a year's salary. After all, the salary of teachers is not high.

"Yes! There is a question like this. You have two pairs of underwear. One is dirty and the other is not dry. Ask, which pair do you wear?" Lu Zhanbo said.

"." The three of them were speechless again.

Lin Wanyu said: "It's disgusting! I despise you no matter which one you choose."

"Hmph! I didn't choose any of them. I won't wear them anymore. It's so cool!" Lu Zhanbo said proudly.

"I despise you." Lin Wanyu said contemptuously.

"Despise plus one." Hu Yifei also made up the knife.

"Contempt plus two." Yu Xiaomiao also made up the knife.

Then I compared Guo Jialin and Lu Zhanbo. Although Guo Jialin was sometimes a little out of tune, at least his EQ was not that low.

"I just want to ask, since you need to change your underwear, why don't you buy one and change it when the other one is not dry after washing!" Guo Jialin asked suspiciously.

Lu Zhanbo felt that he had been stabbed several times, among which Guo Jialin was the most ruthless.

At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian ran in from the outside, and said happily: "Everyone, look at how I look today!"

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(End of this chapter)