Entertainment My Love Apartment

Chapter 85
(In order to thank everyone for your support, I hereby have extra chapters. But please note that all extra chapters are free chapters, no matter whether they will be on the shelves in the future, they are all free. I’m not responsible. After all, this is what the author wrote in his spare time. Finally, a group of book friends, Yanshan Research Institute: 216670098. There is also a group number in the introduction.)
"It is said that a long time ago, in a remote alley, there was a cowherd shop, and there were two most popular cowherds in it."

Cowherd:

No. 1: Handsome but with low EQ, played by Lu Zhanbo.

No. 2: Ugly, but eloquent, very good at making people happy, played by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Wait a minute, why do I want to play the ugly one?" Zeng Xiaoxian stopped Lu Ziqiao's script and said.

"Then you trade with Zhanbo yourself." Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.

"I won't change." Lu Zhanbo quickly shook his head, joking, I'm so handsome, of course I have to play the number one male role.

But Lu Ziqiao didn't say that Lu Zhanbo's is the number one male!

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to Zi Qiao." Hu Yifei said.

"Where did you just talk about?" Lu Ziqiao paused and said, "And just beside this street, there lives a girl named Chinv."

"Wait a minute. Forget about the cowherd in front, what the hell is a slut? A modified version of the cowherd and weaver girl?" Guo Jialin said.

"Oh! Isn't today the Qixi Festival! If you don't talk about this, what else can you talk about? Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies!" Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said.

Just as Lu Ziqiao wanted to continue talking, Chen Meijia interrupted: "Wait a minute."

"what happened again?"

"Why am I the slut?" Chen Meijia said angrily.

"Who told you to be a nympho!"

"Then you are also a nympho!" Chen Meijia said unconvinced.

"Zi Qiao turned into a slut? It seems to be a trick! That's it." Hu Yifei said happily.

"I"

"Huh?" Hu Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao viciously, staring at Lu Ziqiao as if I would kill you if you disturb my interest.

"Okay!" Lu Ziqiao resolutely admitted that she couldn't afford to be provoked, could not be provoked.

But if you are not benevolent, don't blame me for being unrighteous.

"No. 1, how is business today?" Cowherd No. 2 asked.

"It's okay." No. 1 nodded and said it was okay.

"I met a big client today, so I went to have a drink with her and earned 1000 yuan." No. 2 bragged.

"Yeah!" No. 1 continued to nod.

After get off work, No. 1 meets a slut by chance.

"Wow, what a beautiful woman!" No. 1 sighed when she saw the idiot.

But No. 1 dared not go up to the slut and ask for her phone number.

"Wait a minute, how could I think Zi Qiao is good-looking?" Lu Zhanbo said unconvinced.

"What can I do? I'm also desperate! Go find Yifei if you refuse!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"Aren't you an idiot? You should be the one who said this!" Guo Jialin said from the side.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Guo Jialin, don't be complacent, I will deal with you later.

When I returned home on the 1st, I couldn't fall asleep thinking about the slut.

So he decided to go for a walk.

When I came to a barbecue restaurant on the 1st, I suddenly felt a little hungry, "Let's eat something!"

Barbecue shop owner: Guan Gu
"Boss, I want a pork chop rice." No. 1 said.

"Sorry, this is a barbecue restaurant, and it doesn't sell pork chop rice."

"Then give me a pork loin."

"Sorry, there are no pork kidneys in the store."

"Then have a pig's ear."

"sorry"

"Why don't you have anything here?"

"Sorry, we have beef, chicken, lamb, duck, dog, snake but no pork."

The boss pointed to the signboard of the barbecue shop, "Hui nationality barbecue shop."

"Then give me some beef."

Not long after, the boss brought a cow over, "It heard that you want to eat its meat, and it wants to talk to you."

Bull: played by Hu Yifei
"Wait, why did I turn into a cow?"

"Hmph! You've turned me into an idiot!" Lu Ziqiao said.

It is too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

"Young man, I'm surprised to see your skeleton, I'll leave this book of picking up girls to you!"

After finishing speaking, the cow threw a notebook to No. 1, on which were written the four big characters "Book of Picking Up Girls" crookedly.

When No. 1 took over the book of picking up girls, the surroundings disappeared like bubbles, and only No. 1 was left sleeping on the road with a book.

When he woke up the next day, No. 1 found himself trapped in a room with chains all over his body.

"What's going on here?" shouted Number One.

"Stop screaming, you got the book of picking up girls, then you only have two choices, one is to become the ugly No. Said with a smile beside.

"I haven't read the book yet!" said No. 1.

"After you choose, you can watch it naturally." No. 2 said with a smile.

"I'll choose the second option. Even if I die, I can't let my handsome face be hurt." No. 1 said.

"Wait a minute, how could I choose the second option." Lu Zhanbo said.

"Zhanbo, this is just a story, there's no need to be serious." Lu Ziqiao comforted.

yes!It's just a story, so you're all my playthings in it. Ahahahaha.

Although the face of No. 1 was kept, but the most important part of the body was lost.His book of picking up girls is also useless.

And he, no, it should be said that she was also fired by the Cowherd's shop.

She was taken to a house next to the street by the slut, but the original slut left and No. 1 could only leave the house by turning another cowherd into a slut.

So No. 1 passed by the Cowherd's shop day after day, trying to find a substitute.

Until one day, she met a handsome cowherd
"Is the story over?" Hu Yifei asked.

"Yup!"

"Dig a hole but don't bury it, Zi Qiao, if you write a novel, you will be beaten to death by readers." Guo Jialin said.

"Didn't you say that we will all play? Why didn't we play after the end?" Yu Xiaomiao asked.

"He's on the stage! You can choose one of the handsome cowherds every time in the future!" Lu Ziqiao said.

So far, I wish everyone a happy Qixi Festival one day in advance!

(It is said that the established sub-volumes are easy to affect the search for updates, so I will repost it at the end of the chapter.)
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