Chat group started from Teenage Hackers

Chapter 122 Dark Journey to the West

Tang Sanzan: "Hello benefactors, I'm Tang Sanzan, the captain of the westbound team."

Xiaobu: "It's you! Take the red envelope and run away, big villain, Xiaobu doesn't like you. Angry JPG"

Tang Sanzan: "(ω｀ll) Well, I was wrong, I thought this was another game set up by the Tathagata."

Xiaobu: "Huh╭(╯^╰)╮"

Wu Yuan: "Okay, Xiaobu, don't make trouble."

"Ding, the group leader Wu Yuan sent an exclusive red envelope."

"Ding, the administrator Xiaobu received an exclusive red envelope."

Xiao Bu: "Thank you for the reward of 100 system coins, the little one will resign."

Tang Sanzan: "The group leader, right. May I ask if my second Buddha-cutting was successful?"

Wu Yuan: "It failed, and it was a miserable death. Sun Wukong was taken away from the two souls and five souls and turned into a dog who can only guard the door of the Buddhist world. Moreover, Drifting was killed by Sun Wukong himself, and the ashes were given to him." Yang, it's really old and miserable.

The words of Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong are not bad. One is the direct disciple of the Emperor Zhenwu Destroying Demons, and the other is a disciple of the Dragon Clan. Although the body was blown up, the soul was taken away.

Those Baihua Fairy, Zixia Fairy, Mrs. Bone, Daughter King, Ksitigarbha, Yang Jian, and the famous big demon from the demon clan who came to help all lost their souls.

Of course, you are the worst one. After being captured, you will be imprisoned in an enchanted cage without any aura. You will be scorched by thousands of fires during the day and scoured by thousands of waters at night.The needles condensed by the kamikaze poked the Lingtai all the time.And after 500 years, your body collapsed because it couldn't bear it, and your soul was knocked into pieces to pave the way to the gate of Lingshan, and the bodhisattvas, arhats, and even novice monks who passed by trampled on you. The rest of the meat was made into food for Monkey King to eat. "

Quiet, the whole group was suddenly silent.

Wu Yuan: "Hey, why are you all silent?"

Tang Sanzan: "What did you say? Did you say that I was torn into pieces?"

Wu Yuan: "What? Are you scared?"

Tang Sanzan: "Yes, I'm afraid!"

Wu Yuan: "Since you joined the group, everyone is a family, why don't you settle down in my world."

Tang Sanzan: "No, thank you for your kindness, but I still want to try."

Wu Yuan: "Are you really not coming?"

Tang Sanzan: "Forget it, I'd better give it a go and die with no regrets. I believe my disciples and friends think the same way, I can't leave them alone and live alone."

Wu Yuan: "Okay, but since we joined the group, everyone is a family. Remember to speak up if you have difficulties, and we will try our best to help."

Tang Sanzan: "Okay, thank you all in advance."

Xiaoyu: "Huh, you guys finally finished talking. My little heart was thumping and I almost died of fright. Is Buddhism really that bad?"

Steve: "I think there is. Buddhism is not about production. It just wants to meditate early and go to the Paradise of Paradise. Before I crossed, it was said that non-undergraduate education cannot join the temple. Proper discrimination. Really can't do it I understand why there are still so many people practicing Buddhahood."

Ugly general: "I agree with the above point of view, and they even charge for listening to Buddhist songs. It's really because I don't want to go through poverty and only go to VIP."

Wu Yuan: "Okay, be careful, skip this topic, and be careful that the book is gone."

River God: "Group leader~ You seem to have broken through the dimensional wall again and said something you shouldn't have said~"

Wu Yuan: "Really? It's not important. Anyway, @我 will do if I need help."

……

"Today's weather is really depressing." Tian Xiaowen said to Wu Yuan while sitting by the window watching the rain outside.

Wu Yuan also sat next to Tian Xiao's tattoo and said, "Yeah, it's quite depressing."

Tian Xiaoban also walked over with a game console in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other and said, "It's okay, I think it's okay."

Tian Xiaowen was as blank as Tian Xiaoban and said: "What do you know, you fool, go and play your game."

At this time, Mark Tian, ​​who hadn't driven the car himself, passed by and said to everyone: "Tomorrow is Xiaoban and Xiaowen's birthday, have you decided what cake you want?"

Tian Xiaoban rubbed his handle and said: "Whatever, as long as there is cake to eat."

Hearing this, Mark Tian nodded and said, "Okay, then this year's birthday will be celebrated according to Xiaowen's idea. It's just that it's raining so hard. I don't know if I can still buy cakes."

Wu Yuan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's just a cake, leave it to me."

Speaking of which, Wu Yuan directly opened the chat group mall and spent 99 system coins to directly buy a cake that was said to be made by Xiaodangjia.

After looking at the exquisite cake, Wu Yuan comforted himself: "It's quite beautiful. It's not bad. It's not a loss. I spent almost [-] system coins just to buy a very delicious cake. Thinking about it, I feel like a blood loss." .Next time I buy something in the system system, I will be a dog!"

However, Wu Yuan didn't want to return the goods, after all, he had to pay for the 98 system coins for the shipping fee.

After all, it cost a lot of money to buy, so it can't be wasted, so I said to everyone: "Okay, the cake is ready."

Tian Mark nodded and continued: "Okay, since the cake is there, then it will be next."

Before Mark Tian could continue speaking, 'Tian' who was driving a classic car suddenly issued an alarm: "Alarm alarm, there is a fainted child ahead, activate the emergency brake mode."

After seeing the classic car that suddenly braked suddenly, Mark Tian hurriedly walked to the driver's seat and asked, "What's going on?"

"Sir, a child passed out suddenly appeared in front of us. According to my calculations, there is a 73% chance that he will die if we ignore it."

Hearing this, Mark Tian hurried out of the car and carried the fainted boy into the classic car.

Tian Mark put the boy on the sofa and checked it.

After a careful inspection, he said: "It's nothing, I just fell down from exhaustion."

At this time Tian Xiaowen said: "His name is Gilbert."

Hearing this, Tian Xiaoban asked in surprise: "Wow, how did you know that. It's amazing."

After seeing Tian Xiaoban with a curious face, Wu Yuan stepped forward and touched his head and said, "It says on such a big name tag on his chest."

"Really!" Tian Xiaoban shifted his gaze to the boy's chest as he said that, and found his name.

At this time 'Tian' said: "He is from the Opinikon Camp."

At this time, Tian Xiaoban, who had been looking at Gilbert, noticed the red spots on his arms and said: "The red spots on his arms are really disgusting."

At this time Wu Yuan said: "These red spots are not just disgusting, they can kill people."

Everyone who heard this looked at Wu Yuan, and Tian Xiaowen asked: "Brother Ang Yuan, do you know these red spots?"

Wu Yuan nodded.

(...)
(End of this chapter)