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Chapter 119 Shemi is a younger sister (3 more for subscription)
Chapter 119 Shemi is a younger sister
PS: Well, I changed it a bit, and replaced the rice with millet, and it feels right at once.
……
Shu Hongming was still on the phone outside, Xiaomi got up angrily, and shouted outside:
"Dashu! Someone scolded someone just now, saying your book is rubbish!"
"What?" Shu Hongming stretched out his hands to cover the receiver of the mobile phone, looking indifferent, "Don't worry about them, they can scold them if they want!"
Shu Hongming only thought that Xiaomi was talking about the book review area——
Even though "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" has become very popular now, there are still a lot of readers who complain about bad books every day in the book review area. Where does Shu Hongming have time to deal with this?
"How can I ignore it!"
Xiaomi was dissatisfied, and sat back on the computer again, and then saw Wenjing bragging in the group ~ forceful, saying that "Shushan" was not as good as his "Legend of Heroes of the Song Dynasty" or something, Xiaomi couldn't help it, and turned to Outside, He and Shu Hongming complained about the coquettish: "Dashu, no, I can't take it anymore! That question is too disgusting, and keeps saying that your "Shushan" is not good, and you said that you can't compete with him on the monthly ticket list, let's fight for it." Would you like to have a look at the monthly ticket list?"
"Hey..." Shu Hongming poked his head in, still didn't understand Xiaomi's words, and said casually, "...you can do whatever you want. However, you are not allowed to swear!
It was the professional manager who called. He really couldn't be distracted to discuss with him about Zhang Xingchen's studio.
"By the way, Dashu, what is the monthly ticket list?"
"I'm in a hurry to make a call. What's the matter? Let's talk about it after I finish the call."
"Yeah, I got it!" Xiaomi rolled her eyes, pouted her lips——bad Dashu, and ignored her again!
With Shu Hongming's promise, Xiaomi looked at the bustling group of famous writers, and tapped a line: "@问静, huh! Didn't you say that "Shushan" is not as good as your "Biography of Heroes of the Song Dynasty"?" ?”
"Didn't you say that you can't compete with you in the monthly ticket list! Let's compete and see who can take the first place!"
"If "Shushan" wins first place, don't forget to send your head to the courier!"
After Xiaomi finished typing, he added a few emojis of knives, and clicked send.
Xiaomi sent the message, and a few seconds later, a group of people in the famous author group used "..." to swipe the screen.
The bragging before that forced Jing Jing, it was even better that a mouthful of old blood was not sprayed on the computer screen——
Looking at the names of the group members, Wen Jing felt kind of sad.
Isn't this the author who just joined the author group?
What the hell is that "Da Shu" name doing?
Don't you even know to change the author's name after joining the group?
What could be more deceitful than belittling others for bragging, only to be caught by them?
Looking at the angry look on the other side, it is definitely about to start a new book monthly ticket war!Obviously, he could safely and securely get the first place in the monthly ticket list for new books in July, but now this accident happened because of his cheap mouth...
However, speaking of it, why does Shemi's tone sound weird?
A few seconds later, someone finally bubbled up: "Hello, Shemi, please Zhang Tui."
Xiaomi tapped the keyboard in a naive way: "What is Zhangtui? Also, what is a monthly pass? What is the monthly pass list? How do I get the monthly pass?"
She wanted to ask Shu Hongming about this just now, but Shu Hongming didn't say anything.
Then, there was another series of uniform "..." in the group...
Wen Jing once again had the urge to vomit blood—well, upon hearing this, they all knew that this Shemi was a novice author, and he was a super novice, probably the kind who hadn’t even read any web articles.
Even readers should know what a "monthly ticket" is!
The group was speechless, Xiaomi pouted and rolled his eyes——
What's up with these web writers?Can't type any of them?It will only send "..." Huh?
However, soon someone chatted with Xiaomi privately and sent Xiaomi a link: "This is the monthly ticket and the rules of the monthly ticket list. In addition, if you want a monthly ticket, you have to ask the reader for a monthly ticket. I don't know if Shemi has added a book friend Group? It will be more useful if you join the book friend group to ask for a monthly pass."
"Oh, thank you!"
Xiaomi thanked him, sent a smiley face, and then clicked on the webpage, first to find out what the monthly ticket and the monthly ticket list are, and then searched in the webpage opened by Shu Hongming, and found the author's section.
Click "Write a new chapter", Xiaomi glanced at the interface curiously, first wrote "Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a monthly ticket" in the title column, and then wrote in the text:
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"I just added the author group, but there is a scumbag named Wenjing who scolds others. "Shushan" is not well written, and the monthly ticket list can't compete with him!"
"People are angry! I want a monthly pass! I want a monthly pass!"
After simply writing two sentences, Xiaomi directly clicked on the release chapter.
After the chapter was released, Xiaomi finally realized——
When I was writing something just now, my tone seemed... well, it seemed a bit like being coquettish~
However, it shouldn't matter, right? ~
……
Xiaomi thought she was indifferent, but she didn't know that Shu Hongming's book review section was completely blown up because of her single chapter asking for a monthly ticket.
"Damn it! What the hell is this? What do those 'people' mean just now? Am I dazzled?"
"Everyone calm down, it's just a single chapter asking for a monthly pass. I still have a monthly pass, which I planned to keep for two more days, so give it to "Shushan" now."
"Calm down! Calm down! Don't you read the single chapter of asking for a monthly ticket? The text! The text is the key!"
"Pfft... I'm already laughing~ Is Shemi Dada acting cute, or is Shemi Dada just a little girl? This tone is also drunk..."
"The sky is full of hype, I am moved to tears, the talent of the gentleman deserves this reward! HALOUOK rewards Shemi 100000 Yanhuang coins. 2333, no matter whether Shemi is a man or a woman, this single chapter alone is worth my reward!"
"I burst out laughing too, Shemi succeeded in showing off her cuteness."
"It's already the 20th now, and more than half a month has passed. Is it too late for Mrs. Shemi to ask for a monthly pass at this time? But I can't take care of that much. I will give you a monthly pass."
"The sky is full of hype, I am moved to the point of tears, the gentleman deserves this reward! Tianshen Kuangzhan rewarded Shemi with 100000 Yanhuang coins. Ten monthly tickets will be sent, and I will give them later depending on the situation."
"The monthly pass is here, thank you! But it's shameful to be cute, so I refuse to be cute~"
"Brother Shemi, is it still updated after ten o'clock tonight? Please ask for a monthly ticket, is there any update?"
"Shemi is definitely a man, you can't be wrong! How could the writing style of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" be written by a woman?"
"Garbage Shemi, garbage "Shushan", what a bad book, I have the nerve to ask for a monthly ticket!"
"The troll with zero fan value above, this is your experience, please take it, and get out."
"Is this still chasing the monthly ticket list? The new book monthly ticket list has 16 tickets, and there is a difference of more than 9 or almost [-] votes. It is impossible to catch up..."
"My "Shushan" Qingcheng faction came to join the battle, ready to fight!"
"My "Shushan" Wutai came to participate in the war, and the monthly ticket is ready!"
"..."
The book review area is already a mess, but Xiaomi is still messing around with the author's background.
After a while, Xiaomi clicked on the page of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" again, glanced at the book review area, and saw that many people were saying "Shemi is a girl", "Shemi is cute" and so on. stuck out his tongue——
She really didn't mean it just now.
Soon, Xiaomi found a book friend group number of ""Shushan" Emei School" in the book review area and added it.
The author who chatted with her privately before said that if she wanted to ask for a monthly ticket, it would be better to join the book club.
Xiaomi's application verification for joining the group was quickly passed, and immediately followed by a series of "newcomer exposure photos" greetings. Xiaomi didn't talk nonsense, just wrote three words "da da da" and sent them out:
"Ask for a monthly ticket!"
Dumb Zi: "Newcomers are calm, everyone has seen Shemi's request for a monthly ticket, and those who have tickets will definitely support it. But you are a newcomer, you have to post subscription screenshots first when you join the group, don't you know?"
Subscribe to screenshots?
Xiaomi remembered the "Subscription Management" in the author's background, and immediately took a screenshot and sent it to the group: "Is this it?"
The devil is not tears: "...This seems to be a screenshot of the author's backstage, right?"
Then, there was a series of "..." screen swipes below.
Xiaomi pouted and smiled again—why are these readers the same, only posting "..." huh?
Xiaomi didn't think about it so much, and his little hands tapped on the keyboard again, and three words were still written: "Ask for a monthly ticket!"
In fact, I am not a rabbit: "Oh my god! The one added here is Da Shemi!"
Ye Duzui: "Tearful eyes, I can actually see Shemi Dada in the front row, hurry up and touch her."
You have it: "Big Shemi, are there any changes tonight?"
Wanderer of the Wind: "I'm really drunk. We swipe the screen every day in the book review area to ask Shemi to join the group. He didn't join, but now he actually joins it. It's so sudden."
Bai Meng didn't get it: "May I ask you, are you female, Shemi?"
Xiaomi was really taken aback when he saw the news that was swiping the screen, and then saw a notification: "The group leader Stupid Purple has activated the ban on all members."
Immediately afterwards, there was another one: "You have become the administrator of this group."
Dumb Zi: "Dear Shemi, is there anything you want to say to everyone?"
Xiaomi tapped on the keyboard: "Ask for a monthly pass! Also, if anyone has other "Shushan" book friend group numbers, give them all to me. I'm going to ask for a monthly pass!"
Stupid Zi: "Shemi's resentment is so deep, I have two TT numbers with thousands of people here, please add them."
Stupid Zi sent out the group number, then added Xiaomi TT friends, ran around the empty TT space, found a photo in the album, and was stunned.
Dumb Zi took a screenshot of the photo in TT Space, and sent it to Xiaomi in a private chat: "Da Shemi, is this you?"
When Xiaomi saw the photo sent by Dumb Zi, she froze for a moment, then remembered—it seemed to be her entrance photo in the first grade of primary school, why is it in this space with the TT number?
"It's me, don't post photos randomly!" Xiaomi warned, and hastily changed Shu Hongming's space to "no access".
Why does Dashu still have photos of her when she was just in elementary school?
That photo is so ugly~ The clothes are ugly and the face is dirty.If he wasn't wearing a skirt, he would probably be regarded as a boy.
Dumb Zi sent out a series of "...", and then asked: "Master Shemi, can you make a noise?"
Xiaomi clicked the voice button on the computer, picked up the headset next to him and said something, pretending to be mature and hoarse: "Why do you expose the sound?"
"..."
On the other side of the computer, Dumb Zi was speechless after hearing the cute sound coming from the computer stereo, and numbly typed two words: "It's okay."
A few seconds later, Dumb Zi spoke in the "Shushan" Emei faction group:
"Tell everyone a very, very, very important news, everyone, please be sure to hold it! After my exposure photos and exposure tests just now, I can now confirm one thing, Shemi..."
"...She's a woman!!"
(End of this chapter)
PS: Well, I changed it a bit, and replaced the rice with millet, and it feels right at once.
……
Shu Hongming was still on the phone outside, Xiaomi got up angrily, and shouted outside:
"Dashu! Someone scolded someone just now, saying your book is rubbish!"
"What?" Shu Hongming stretched out his hands to cover the receiver of the mobile phone, looking indifferent, "Don't worry about them, they can scold them if they want!"
Shu Hongming only thought that Xiaomi was talking about the book review area——
Even though "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" has become very popular now, there are still a lot of readers who complain about bad books every day in the book review area. Where does Shu Hongming have time to deal with this?
"How can I ignore it!"
Xiaomi was dissatisfied, and sat back on the computer again, and then saw Wenjing bragging in the group ~ forceful, saying that "Shushan" was not as good as his "Legend of Heroes of the Song Dynasty" or something, Xiaomi couldn't help it, and turned to Outside, He and Shu Hongming complained about the coquettish: "Dashu, no, I can't take it anymore! That question is too disgusting, and keeps saying that your "Shushan" is not good, and you said that you can't compete with him on the monthly ticket list, let's fight for it." Would you like to have a look at the monthly ticket list?"
"Hey..." Shu Hongming poked his head in, still didn't understand Xiaomi's words, and said casually, "...you can do whatever you want. However, you are not allowed to swear!
It was the professional manager who called. He really couldn't be distracted to discuss with him about Zhang Xingchen's studio.
"By the way, Dashu, what is the monthly ticket list?"
"I'm in a hurry to make a call. What's the matter? Let's talk about it after I finish the call."
"Yeah, I got it!" Xiaomi rolled her eyes, pouted her lips——bad Dashu, and ignored her again!
With Shu Hongming's promise, Xiaomi looked at the bustling group of famous writers, and tapped a line: "@问静, huh! Didn't you say that "Shushan" is not as good as your "Biography of Heroes of the Song Dynasty"?" ?”
"Didn't you say that you can't compete with you in the monthly ticket list! Let's compete and see who can take the first place!"
"If "Shushan" wins first place, don't forget to send your head to the courier!"
After Xiaomi finished typing, he added a few emojis of knives, and clicked send.
Xiaomi sent the message, and a few seconds later, a group of people in the famous author group used "..." to swipe the screen.
The bragging before that forced Jing Jing, it was even better that a mouthful of old blood was not sprayed on the computer screen——
Looking at the names of the group members, Wen Jing felt kind of sad.
Isn't this the author who just joined the author group?
What the hell is that "Da Shu" name doing?
Don't you even know to change the author's name after joining the group?
What could be more deceitful than belittling others for bragging, only to be caught by them?
Looking at the angry look on the other side, it is definitely about to start a new book monthly ticket war!Obviously, he could safely and securely get the first place in the monthly ticket list for new books in July, but now this accident happened because of his cheap mouth...
However, speaking of it, why does Shemi's tone sound weird?
A few seconds later, someone finally bubbled up: "Hello, Shemi, please Zhang Tui."
Xiaomi tapped the keyboard in a naive way: "What is Zhangtui? Also, what is a monthly pass? What is the monthly pass list? How do I get the monthly pass?"
She wanted to ask Shu Hongming about this just now, but Shu Hongming didn't say anything.
Then, there was another series of uniform "..." in the group...
Wen Jing once again had the urge to vomit blood—well, upon hearing this, they all knew that this Shemi was a novice author, and he was a super novice, probably the kind who hadn’t even read any web articles.
Even readers should know what a "monthly ticket" is!
The group was speechless, Xiaomi pouted and rolled his eyes——
What's up with these web writers?Can't type any of them?It will only send "..." Huh?
However, soon someone chatted with Xiaomi privately and sent Xiaomi a link: "This is the monthly ticket and the rules of the monthly ticket list. In addition, if you want a monthly ticket, you have to ask the reader for a monthly ticket. I don't know if Shemi has added a book friend Group? It will be more useful if you join the book friend group to ask for a monthly pass."
"Oh, thank you!"
Xiaomi thanked him, sent a smiley face, and then clicked on the webpage, first to find out what the monthly ticket and the monthly ticket list are, and then searched in the webpage opened by Shu Hongming, and found the author's section.
Click "Write a new chapter", Xiaomi glanced at the interface curiously, first wrote "Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a monthly ticket" in the title column, and then wrote in the text:
"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
"I just added the author group, but there is a scumbag named Wenjing who scolds others. "Shushan" is not well written, and the monthly ticket list can't compete with him!"
"People are angry! I want a monthly pass! I want a monthly pass!"
After simply writing two sentences, Xiaomi directly clicked on the release chapter.
After the chapter was released, Xiaomi finally realized——
When I was writing something just now, my tone seemed... well, it seemed a bit like being coquettish~
However, it shouldn't matter, right? ~
……
Xiaomi thought she was indifferent, but she didn't know that Shu Hongming's book review section was completely blown up because of her single chapter asking for a monthly ticket.
"Damn it! What the hell is this? What do those 'people' mean just now? Am I dazzled?"
"Everyone calm down, it's just a single chapter asking for a monthly pass. I still have a monthly pass, which I planned to keep for two more days, so give it to "Shushan" now."
"Calm down! Calm down! Don't you read the single chapter of asking for a monthly ticket? The text! The text is the key!"
"Pfft... I'm already laughing~ Is Shemi Dada acting cute, or is Shemi Dada just a little girl? This tone is also drunk..."
"The sky is full of hype, I am moved to tears, the talent of the gentleman deserves this reward! HALOUOK rewards Shemi 100000 Yanhuang coins. 2333, no matter whether Shemi is a man or a woman, this single chapter alone is worth my reward!"
"I burst out laughing too, Shemi succeeded in showing off her cuteness."
"It's already the 20th now, and more than half a month has passed. Is it too late for Mrs. Shemi to ask for a monthly pass at this time? But I can't take care of that much. I will give you a monthly pass."
"The sky is full of hype, I am moved to the point of tears, the gentleman deserves this reward! Tianshen Kuangzhan rewarded Shemi with 100000 Yanhuang coins. Ten monthly tickets will be sent, and I will give them later depending on the situation."
"The monthly pass is here, thank you! But it's shameful to be cute, so I refuse to be cute~"
"Brother Shemi, is it still updated after ten o'clock tonight? Please ask for a monthly ticket, is there any update?"
"Shemi is definitely a man, you can't be wrong! How could the writing style of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" be written by a woman?"
"Garbage Shemi, garbage "Shushan", what a bad book, I have the nerve to ask for a monthly ticket!"
"The troll with zero fan value above, this is your experience, please take it, and get out."
"Is this still chasing the monthly ticket list? The new book monthly ticket list has 16 tickets, and there is a difference of more than 9 or almost [-] votes. It is impossible to catch up..."
"My "Shushan" Qingcheng faction came to join the battle, ready to fight!"
"My "Shushan" Wutai came to participate in the war, and the monthly ticket is ready!"
"..."
The book review area is already a mess, but Xiaomi is still messing around with the author's background.
After a while, Xiaomi clicked on the page of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" again, glanced at the book review area, and saw that many people were saying "Shemi is a girl", "Shemi is cute" and so on. stuck out his tongue——
She really didn't mean it just now.
Soon, Xiaomi found a book friend group number of ""Shushan" Emei School" in the book review area and added it.
The author who chatted with her privately before said that if she wanted to ask for a monthly ticket, it would be better to join the book club.
Xiaomi's application verification for joining the group was quickly passed, and immediately followed by a series of "newcomer exposure photos" greetings. Xiaomi didn't talk nonsense, just wrote three words "da da da" and sent them out:
"Ask for a monthly ticket!"
Dumb Zi: "Newcomers are calm, everyone has seen Shemi's request for a monthly ticket, and those who have tickets will definitely support it. But you are a newcomer, you have to post subscription screenshots first when you join the group, don't you know?"
Subscribe to screenshots?
Xiaomi remembered the "Subscription Management" in the author's background, and immediately took a screenshot and sent it to the group: "Is this it?"
The devil is not tears: "...This seems to be a screenshot of the author's backstage, right?"
Then, there was a series of "..." screen swipes below.
Xiaomi pouted and smiled again—why are these readers the same, only posting "..." huh?
Xiaomi didn't think about it so much, and his little hands tapped on the keyboard again, and three words were still written: "Ask for a monthly ticket!"
In fact, I am not a rabbit: "Oh my god! The one added here is Da Shemi!"
Ye Duzui: "Tearful eyes, I can actually see Shemi Dada in the front row, hurry up and touch her."
You have it: "Big Shemi, are there any changes tonight?"
Wanderer of the Wind: "I'm really drunk. We swipe the screen every day in the book review area to ask Shemi to join the group. He didn't join, but now he actually joins it. It's so sudden."
Bai Meng didn't get it: "May I ask you, are you female, Shemi?"
Xiaomi was really taken aback when he saw the news that was swiping the screen, and then saw a notification: "The group leader Stupid Purple has activated the ban on all members."
Immediately afterwards, there was another one: "You have become the administrator of this group."
Dumb Zi: "Dear Shemi, is there anything you want to say to everyone?"
Xiaomi tapped on the keyboard: "Ask for a monthly pass! Also, if anyone has other "Shushan" book friend group numbers, give them all to me. I'm going to ask for a monthly pass!"
Stupid Zi: "Shemi's resentment is so deep, I have two TT numbers with thousands of people here, please add them."
Stupid Zi sent out the group number, then added Xiaomi TT friends, ran around the empty TT space, found a photo in the album, and was stunned.
Dumb Zi took a screenshot of the photo in TT Space, and sent it to Xiaomi in a private chat: "Da Shemi, is this you?"
When Xiaomi saw the photo sent by Dumb Zi, she froze for a moment, then remembered—it seemed to be her entrance photo in the first grade of primary school, why is it in this space with the TT number?
"It's me, don't post photos randomly!" Xiaomi warned, and hastily changed Shu Hongming's space to "no access".
Why does Dashu still have photos of her when she was just in elementary school?
That photo is so ugly~ The clothes are ugly and the face is dirty.If he wasn't wearing a skirt, he would probably be regarded as a boy.
Dumb Zi sent out a series of "...", and then asked: "Master Shemi, can you make a noise?"
Xiaomi clicked the voice button on the computer, picked up the headset next to him and said something, pretending to be mature and hoarse: "Why do you expose the sound?"
"..."
On the other side of the computer, Dumb Zi was speechless after hearing the cute sound coming from the computer stereo, and numbly typed two words: "It's okay."
A few seconds later, Dumb Zi spoke in the "Shushan" Emei faction group:
"Tell everyone a very, very, very important news, everyone, please be sure to hold it! After my exposure photos and exposure tests just now, I can now confirm one thing, Shemi..."
"...She's a woman!!"
(End of this chapter)
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