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Chapter 402 Strongly request to join the religion!

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"What the hell? The editor in charge of DK Music saw a nosebleed while watching the MV of "Song of Scallions"? Fake?"

In an office building in the magic city, Huang Zihao sneaked out again, opened the DK Music website, and saw that the "Editor-in-Chief Recommended" column on the homepage was spoofed by DK Music into "Editor-in-charge Xiao Wu Recommended" and he was stunned——

"Song of Shaking Onion" is Xiaomi's new song, the lyrics are a pit, he doesn't believe that "Ala Chacha" can make people hear nosebleeds, so the reason for the editor's nosebleeds is because of the MV?However, what kind of MV can show an adult a nosebleed?

Huang Zihao suddenly thought of a possibility, and then he was furious.

Damn Dashu, isn't that anime MV based on Xiaomi going the sexy route?

"Damn it! Da Shu, if you dare to let my cute Xiaomi take the sexy route, I will take a plane to Yanjing and smash your glass!"

Huang Zihao muttered bitterly in his heart, and then clicked on the link of "Song of Shaking Onion" on the DK Music homepage with the mouse, and entered the new song interface of "Song of Shaking Onion".

The interface is clean, and on both sides are some new song express advertisements of DK Music. The introduction of the song is only the songwriter, singer, and then the play button, MV play button and lyrics of "Song of the Onion".

Huang Zihao hesitated for a moment, and then clicked on the MV to play. After the 15-second commercial passed, the MV of "Song of Scallions" started, and Huang Zihao was also praying in his heart, "Don't be a sexy route"—— Huang Zihao couldn't accept the thought of the pure and lovely cute girl Xiaomi taking the sexy route!

The picture of the MV soon came to the front of the anime Xiaomi. Huang Zihao heaved a sigh of relief after seeing the anime Xiaomi's outfit and at the same time, his eyes lit up——

This is Xiaomi in the MV?Big eyes, double ponytails, knee-length tutu...do you want to be so cute, so cute?
Huang Zihao listened to "Song of Shaking Onions" and watched the MV, his eyes seemed to be attracted by magnets, staring at the computer screen, he couldn't bear to blink, he had been complaining about "garbage" N times in his ears "The lyrics are not harsh at all, but crisp and sweet, which is like the sound of nature in Xiaomi's cheerful singing.

Soon, the first half of "Song of Scallions" was sung, and the song reached the intermediary music part. In the anime MV, Xiaomi suddenly appeared in the hands of a green onion, and then shook it up and down...

"Huh? Is this shaking green onions? Could it be that this is the reason for the title of "Swinging Onion Song"?" Huang Zihao was stunned, looking at the anime Xiaomi who was shaking green onions on the computer screen, and suddenly felt as if his mouth was drooling.

Huang Zihao quickly wiped his mouth, turned his head to look around guiltily, then picked up the water glass on the table, intending to take a sip of water.

At this moment, the cutest and most provocative scene in the anime MV of "Song of Scallions" appeared. Xiaomi squinted his eyes and smiled, and when he raised his hands above his head to grab and grab, his waist was still twisting back and forth.Huang Zihao was stunned again, and then the water in the glass accidentally flowed out and onto his crotch...

Huang Zihao felt something was wrong, quickly put down the water glass, stretched out his hand to pull his crotch, picked up the toilet paper and wiped it quickly.

At this time, a female colleague happened to pass by, and after seeing Huang Zihao's wet crotch, she burst into laughter: "Mouse, are you peeing your pants?"

Huang Zihao was speechless for a while—your sister!You just wet your pants!

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Mi god forum.

After Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onion" was uploaded, the largest gathering place for Xiaomi fans was extremely lively. Many old drivers who often post about it, as well as diving parties and newcomers froze, discussing this new song excitedly.

The major forums in the forum, whether it’s [Xiaomi Paste] that breaks the news and gossip, [Miri Yimeng] that updates Xiaomi’s news every day, or [Love My Mi] that posts related comments, etc., are all about " Posts and comments on Song of Shaking Onions.

And the most lively of all the forums is the [Voice of Mimi] related to songs.

Usually, because Xiaomi has not released any new works, there are not a few posts in the [Voice of Mimi] section every day.

Now, Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onion" finally appeared in front of all fans. This forum, which was originally quiet and haunted, has become the most lively place in a short period of time. The posts of will appear several times per second.

At this moment, the hottest post on the [Voice of Mimi] subreddit [Mi Mi God's Church Meeting Hall] is the hottest post on the entire forum. place, the replies surged at a terrifying speed:

"6666! I just listened to Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Green Onions".

"Similarly, after listening to Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onion", the melody is still spinning in my head."

"I read the lyrics of "Song of Scallions" before, and I thought that Mr. Da Shu bullied Xiaomi and wrote the song blindly. I didn't expect to sing it so well now! I'm looping the single song now, and I can't stop at all!"

"Yeah! It's unbelievable. It's obviously a meaningless lyrics like 'Allah Chacha', but it's actually sung so perfectly in the end, without any sense of disobedience."

"A report from a new believer! Also, who said that the lyrics of Dashu's "Song of Shaking Onion" were wiped out by wiping the keyboard? If this is the case, then I beg Dashu, how many times a day can I wipe the keyboard? "

"Xiaomi previously said on Weibo that "Song of Shaking Green Onions" would sound good when sung, but we didn't believe it, and went to Dashu's Weibo to swipe the screen. Now it seems that we all blamed Dashu wrongly!"

"In other words, although Xiaomi sings very well, the MV is the most important thing! When I watched the MV based on Xiaomi, my mouth was watering. I cried so cute!"

"Your drooling counts as wool, Xiao Wu, the editor in charge of DK Music, has a nosebleed."

"Xiaomi dancing in the MV of "Song of Scallions" is so cute, when I saw Xiaomi holding the onion and shaking it, I burst out laughing~ I couldn't figure out what the name "Song of Scallions" meant before. , After watching the MV, I instantly understood."

"I didn't have much hope for "Song of Shaking Onions", but in the end, I got a cute face from Xiaomi when I didn't pay attention."

"My Xiaomi is Mengmeng, I have already sent the link of "Song of Scallions" to everyone I know, and I recommend them to listen to it too."

"@Upstairs, you are finished, your friends will be brainwashed by "Song of Shaking Onion" in no time."

"You said, the 3D anime version of the MV of "Song of Scallions" is so cute. If Xiaomi recorded a live-action version, it would be so cute!"

"Upstairs, you're thinking too much. "Song of the Onion" is so cute because it's an anime version. If it's a real person, it might not be better than it is now."

"I agree! My Xiaomi originally jumped out of the Two-dimensional world. Of course, she will be the cutest and cutest when she returns to the Two-dimensional world!"

"The dead house upstairs, the appraisal is complete."

"I already have a hunch that my lovely Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onions" will soon become popular, and our Xiaomi God Sect will also grow stronger. Gentlemen, it is now our Xiaomi God Sect to launch a holy war to make Xiaomi more cute. When there are many people, let's fight together! The Missionaries of the Mi God Cult have assembled, let us spread the doctrine together, Mi is the cutest, long live Mi!"

"Although I'm sorry, but let me complain, when will there be another missionary group in the Mi God Sect? Why have I never heard of it?"

"...Uh...not before, but now."

"..."

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At night, the power of "Song of Scallions" gradually exploded. With the recommendation of Xiaomi fans and "enthusiastic netizens", more and more people noticed this cute song.

When a lot of passers-by first heard this song, they were immediately overwhelmed by the song and the MV. There are not a few passers-by who turn into fans, and some of these people spontaneously recommend this song to their friends. Under the power of word-of-mouth, the audience of "Song of Scallions" is like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger.

At Jingyin Academy, Jing Xinghe returned to the dormitory after finishing his part-time job. He first charged his dead mobile phone, then turned on his computer and logged in to TT. He was immediately stunned by a series of messages from Twist TT.

Jing Xinghe majored in music, and there are many music fan groups on TT, and now all of these music fan groups are recommending "Song of Scallions"!
Seeing this situation, Jing Xinghe was completely at a loss——

In other words, isn't "Song of Scallion" written by Da Shu to coax Xiaomi to play it?The lyrics don't make any sense, they're just written in vain, how could there be so many people recommending it?

Thinking in his heart, Jing Xinghe sent a message to the [Dashu+Dami] group: "I just came back from part-time work, why are so many TT groups recommending "Song of Scallions"? Is that song very good?"

Jing Xinghe's news immediately got Xiaoyu's "enthusiastic" reply: "@紫星银行, did you go to outer space to work? The news of "Song of Scallions" has been posted all night, and those cultists of Xiaomi God Sect are posting everywhere Didn't you see the news?"

"My phone ran out of battery this afternoon." Jing Xinghe rolled his eyes when he answered, and complained in his heart-you just went to outer space to work!

"That's no wonder." Xiao Yueyue sent a reply, "(Excited), "Song of Shaking Onions" is amazing, it's so good. Listen to it yourself, I won't disclose the specific content, so as not to affect You appreciate the masterpiece. By the way, remember to watch the MV, and if you want to join the Mi God Cult after watching the MV, please contact me!"

Is it really that good?Also, what the hell is that "Join Mi God Sect" in the back?Who wants to join that cult?

With doubts, Jing Xinghe opened the DK music website, and saw the recommended position and recommended words of "Song of the Onion" on the homepage, and was unable to make complaints - watching the MV and seeing a nosebleed?What's the situation?
Thinking wildly in his mind, Jing Xinghe clicked on the link of "Song of Scallions", then clicked to play the MV, and watched it.Listening to the music and watching the MV on the computer, Jing Xinghe's expression became more and more surprised and obsessed.

A few minutes later, in the [Dashu+Dami] TT group, Jing Xinghe sent a message: "What the hell?! Is this the song "Song of Shaking Onions" written by Dashu? The melody is so brainwashing, and In that MV, I got a cute face if I didn't pay attention!"

"@小月月, said that I have been overthrown by Xiaomi Meng, and I strongly request to join the teaching!"

(End of this chapter)