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Chapter 409 There Is No Singles' Day In This World?
Xueyuan District, inside Shu Hongming's bedroom.

Shu Hongming sat in front of the computer, with a glass of boiled water beside him, staring at the computer screen, and the webpage displayed on the computer screen was the forum of Shumi House.

After Shu Hongming and Da Mi returned home, Da Mi yawned and went upstairs to sleep. Shu Hongming just uploaded a new chapter of "Buddha is the Way", and then remembered the interesting things Chen Jingjing said on the Shu Mi's home forum, so he Check it out online.

Sure enough, in the "Today's Hot Posts" column on the homepage of the Schumi House forum, there is a post titled "Da Shu, Da Mi, please new songs to soothe my single dog's soul" who generously went to Huangquan. It also marked the number of replies, a total of [-].

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, clicked on this post, and read it.

The post of generously going to Huangquan has less than [-] words, and the content of the full text is roughly what Chen Jingjing said. It is nothing more than Shu Hongming and Da Mi often upload entries suddenly at the end of the month, so he waited hard, from the beginning of the month to the end of the month , but did not hear the new song with the theme of "color", so I felt very hurt in my heart, as if my heart was chopped into dumpling stuffing or something.

At the end of the post, there is a statement of generously going to Huangquan and crying:

"...Last month, I couldn't hear Dashu and Rice's new song with the theme of 'color'. I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, and I felt uncomfortable all over. In the days of the new song, I feel that my sky is gray, and my life seems to be missing a piece, and it is incomplete. So, @大湖, @大米, in order to save my life as a single dog, please write a new song , soothe my wounded heart."

"PS: Dashu, Rice, hurry up and release new songs, we're not picky eaters, even if it's "Little Apple"~Of course, if it can be marked as a new song for me, I'll be even happier ( Poor), (laughing)."

Below this post are comments from a group of Shumi fans who like water forums.

After the initial "sofa", "bench", and "floor", various responses appeared:
"@大思去黄泉, the moderator has been waiting for the new song of 'Color' for a month? Tears, me too!"

"Same as above, Dashu and Dami are too naughty. They always like to upload new songs suddenly, so I have been waiting for them to surprise me. As a result, except for Xiaomi's cute "Song of Shaking Onion" last month, the two of them have no music at all. The new song made me look forward to it in vain."

"Shumi's studio filmed "The Hangover" last month. Dashu is said to have been in the magic city for half a month, so he probably has no time?"

"Woooo... As a single dog, since I became a fan of Dashu and Rice, although they abused me thousands of times, I treat them like first love. And last month, the two of them made me white After waiting for a month, my heart is broken."

"My heart is also very hurt. It feels like our heart has become like a sieve now..."

"I'm also a single dog who is abused by them every now and then. I waited for nothing last month. Please make up for this month, Teacher Dashu~"

"Teacher Da Shu, as a single dog that has been passed down from his ancestors for 23 years, he is attacked and hurt by couples who show affection every day. Today, after work, he saw two high school students eating a piece of cotton on the road. Tang, my heart is so stuffy. So, let's also ask for a song that can make our hearts feel better."

"Fuck me, why are there so many single dogs on the forum? I thought there weren't that many single dogs at all! Single dogs came to report. In addition, @大朱, @大米, on behalf of the vast number of single dog compatriots, ask the two We don’t pick a new song, any song will do!”

"I'm also single, and I'm also here to ask for a wave. I'm hurt by those damn couples every day. Now I just ask for a new song from Dashu and Rice to comfort us single fans. Our request is really not high. It’s fine if it’s a song, even if it’s ugly!”

"@Upstairs, you know Mr. Da Shu, he is sure that every capital is a masterpiece, so that's why he said 'it doesn't matter if it's super ugly'?"

"Mr. Dashu, have you seen the resentment of our single fans? Hurry up and present us a new song! Otherwise, it would be terrible to be haunted by the resentment of our singles!"

"Damn it? Is this post a collection of singles? I'm here to join in the fun too, @大朱, @米米, singles looking for new songs!"

"@大朱, @大米, single dog seeks a new song! In addition, I call on all single dog fans to let Teacher Da Shu and Da Mi see how good we are!"

"@大朱, @米米, single dog begging for a new song!"

"@大朱, @米米, single dog begging for a new song!"

"..."

Shu Hongming briefly read the comments and replies on some posts. At the beginning, there were some useful comments. Later, it has become a "miserable meeting" for all kinds of real and fake single dogs, telling how miserable he is, how long he has been single, and friends. In it, he is single, and there are also heavy-tasting revelations about how much toilet paper is used in a month, and thousands of children and grandchildren follow the water...

Of course, the contents of this post can be seen to be fake at first glance. It is simply a group of boring fans just joining in the fun-if it is really miserable, who has time to chat online and browse the forum?
All in all, the taste of this post has completely changed by the end, but the purpose has not changed, which is to ask Shu Hongming for a song in a different way.

Shu Hongming looked at the forum for a while, then opened Weibo and glanced twice.

Sure enough, on the Weibo of Shu Hongming, Rice, and Shumi Studio, there are also many "single nobles" swiping the screen to ask for new songs.

Looking at the Weibo interface, Shu Hongming picked up the water glass next to him, took a big sip, then squinted his eyes and thought——

Single fans are asking for songs together, any song is fine, it doesn't matter if it sounds good or not?This is really interesting...

Thinking about it, Shu Hongming suddenly thought of an internet song from his previous life, "The Song of the Bachelor".

"Song of the Bachelor" was sung by singer Si Wen, and this song has also become Si Wen's masterpiece.Because of this song, Si Wen and the "Bachelor" formed an indissoluble bond, and was hailed as the "Bachelor's spokesperson" by fans, feeling like a spiritual leader...

Speaking of the song "The Song of the Bachelor", it is undeniable that this song is very vulgar and saliva, but the lyrics also sing about the pressure, helplessness and sadness that men in society suffer, and it is a true portrayal of single life , is regarded as a bachelor song that is sung endlessly.

Didn't these joking fans can choose any song, or just make a joke and give them the song "Song of the Bachelor"?

Moreover, today is November [-]st, and there are only ten days before Singles' Day, November [-]th. If you upload this new song on Singles' Day, the power of "Song of the Singles" will definitely be maximized...

Shu Hongming was thinking about it, when he suddenly thought of something, he searched for the word "Singles' Day" with a search engine, and then he was a little speechless——

Well, in this world, it seems that there is no such thing as Singles' Day!

However, if you don't have it, you don't have it.

In the previous life, Singles' Day was originally an entertainment festival that suddenly flourished among young people. Since there is no world in Shuilanxing, let's create one!Coupled with the perfect song "Song of the Singles", Singles' Day should become popular soon...

Thinking of this, Shu Hongming switched to the Weibo interface again, wrote a new Weibo message, and chose to publish:
"Good evening, fans and friends. First of all, thank you all for your support and encouragement. Last month, due to a lot of things, I didn't prepare a new song with the theme of 'color', which disappointed everyone. In addition, in view of the generosity Due to the strong request of Huang Quan and other single fans, I suddenly thought of a very interesting and fun song, and I plan to give it to everyone on a special festival, I hope everyone will like it..."

"...Well, the most important thing is not to scold me. As you said, any song is fine, good or bad. @大米, @朱米工作室…"

Shu Hongming finished posting Weibo, then opened the song writing software, tapped the keyboard with both hands, and quickly wrote "Song of the Bachelor" and "The Moon Represents My Heart", checked it, and clicked to save.

As soon as the song was finished, Shu Hongming looked at the time, got up, turned off the computer, and went to bed.

Of course, on the Internet, because of Shu Hongming's Weibo, it has suddenly become lively.

PS: This song was originally intended to be written for everyone on November 11th, but the time in the book is really too short, so... I wish single friends a happy Singles Day in advance~Happy with me~
(End of this chapter)