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Chapter 488 Rice eats well, Dashu blames it, Xiaomi takes the blame~
Chapter 488 Rice eats well, Dashu blames it, Xiaomi takes the blame~
"Wow ha ha ha! Xiaomi's new song "Ode to Millennium Recipes" is finally released! Damn it! I have been waiting for this song for more than a month!"
At two o'clock in the afternoon, in an office building in the magic city, Huang Zihao, a die-hard fan of Xiaomi, looked at the new songs recommended in the "Editor's Recommendation" column on the DK music homepage on the screen, and was very excited.
Ever since Shu Hongming said that he had prepared a new song "Ode to Millennium Recipes" for Xiaomi in the interview of "A Date with Qinqin", Huang Zihao has been waiting for Xiaomi's new song, paying attention to the preparation of "Ode to Millennium Recipes" , especially after it was revealed that Xiaomi will produce a new song MV by himself, Huang Zihao is looking forward to it——
In his opinion, the cute Xiaomi is not only cute and cute, but also a genius. It must be awesome to make a new song MV by himself!
Later, after learning that "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" will be accompanied by a MV, Huang Zihao was ecstatic.How lethal the millet MV is, whoever sees it will know!
The MV of "Song of Scallions" has now been used by a group of two-dimensional dead houses to fill Moments, and it has become the most popular cutie masterpiece at the moment, throwing the original cute cutie masterpiece "Ode to Lovely" by a hundred and eight thousand miles.
As for why the gap is so big?
The reason is simple. For a creature like a dead house, the millet drilled from the two-dimensional is far cuter and cuter than the three-dimensional millet!
Thinking wildly in his mind, Huang Zihao glanced at the recommendation words "Recommended by the editor-in-chief", and was stunned for a moment——
Xiaomi's new work "Ode to Millennium Recipes", the most foodie song released, listen to the song and hear you drool!
"The song of the strongest foodie? Can you drool just listening to the song? Is this recommendation exaggerated?"
During this period of time, these fans have not been idle. Many people are discussing the content of Xiaomi's new song on the forum. Many people can guess that the new song should be about food.However, if listening to music can make people drool, the possibility is really unlikely...
Huang Zihao muttered in his heart, reached out and clicked on the link, and immediately clicked on the song interface of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe", which displayed the play button of the song and MV, as well as some advertisements, recommended songs on the page and so on.
Taking a casual glance, Huang Zihao directly selected the MV link of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe", and then clicked to play.
The interface on the display screen jumps, and it has become a video player. After the 15-second commercial is over, the buffering of the song ends, and the MV of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" officially begins. In Huang Zihao's eyes, against the white background, he is wearing pink The millet in the dress floated in the air, and at the same time, a clear and childish singing sounded:
"...Small steamed buns, barbecued pork buns, yolk sesame and bean paste buns, big meat buns, vegetable buns, and soup buns~"
With a "poof", Huang Zihao almost didn't laugh out loud, his face was a little dazed and speechless amidst the funny smile——
This lyrics, this MV... When Xiaomi sings, he can still summon "baozi"?What's more, these steamed stuffed buns actually formed a "magic circle" that even ghosts couldn't understand, and finally formed the title of the song "Ode to a Millennium Recipe"—isn't this MV too funny?
However, the style of this MV seems to be really good.Especially in the MV, Xiaomi, who is so cute inadvertently, makes people tremble.
Huang Zihao continued to watch the MV, and Xiaomi had officially sung the main song.Accompanied by Xiaomi's cute singing, in the MV, one after another named food pictures appear, the anime Xiaomi walks or dances in the video, the image is still cute and moving, and the focus is on the delicious food, which is simply amazing My mouth is watering.
Soon, a series of dish names were sung. In the video, the animated Xiaomi and a person were walking on the street, with various delicacies on both sides. The animated Xiaomi stopped in front of a "Ma La Tang" booth, crisp The singing voice came: "...go traveling with you, in fact, I just want to eat everywhere, taste all the north and south of Dajiang~ But I dare not let you know, I am afraid that you will dislike it, you will not be able to bear it..."
In the MV video, in Xiaomi's singing, the anime Xiaomi is eating and drinking, followed by a petrified cartoon character who looks almost like Shu Hongming.
Seeing this, Huang Zihao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed "hahaha"——
so funny!This is simply too funny!Where is Xiaomi written in this lyrics, it is obviously the foodie of rice, okay?
When did Xiaomi and Dashu "travel around" together?
"Mice, why are you laughing? I'm not afraid of being heard by the manager, I'll deduct your salary!" Behind Huang Zihao, a female colleague asked strangely.
Huang Zihao still smiled distortedly, and replied without turning his head: "I listen to music and watch MVs! It's lunch break now, and I'm not afraid of being seen by the manager..."
"Oh." The female colleague responded, but lost her voice.
Huang Zihao still watched the MV video, the anime Xiaomi in it was either playful or cute, and occasionally he ate and drank to show off his cuteness, and the food pictures were one after another.
"...5000 years of civilization, what a splendid civilization, the longest recipe left in the world, the flowers are broken, and people can't eat, that's really sad..."
Xiaomi's sweet and greasy singing continued, and soon came to an end. As the final singing ended, everything around Xiaomi disappeared, and it became a white scene again, and then the scene suddenly shrank, and it became Xiaomi lying on the bed whistling. The appearance of drooling in a deep sleep - the content in the MV just now is actually just a dream of Xiaomi...
"Haha, it's so interesting, so interesting." Huang Zihao clapped his hands happily, first started the brainwashing cycle of the video, and was about to log in to the Mi God Forum. After a while, he suddenly felt as if something had dripped on his head. .
Huang Zihao was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched his head, and felt that the place he touched was wet, like water.
Huang Zihao immediately looked up, and saw a very "scary" scene——
One of his female colleagues was actually standing behind him, staring at his computer screen. The most important thing is... This guy is in a daze, and the corner of his mouth is still drooling!
That's right, what dripped on his head just now was saliva!
"Damn it! Sister Xia, what do you want!!" Huang Zihao hurriedly hid beside him.
Sister Xia came back to her senses, and then asked with a ladylike image: "What are you doing? It scared you, didn't you just stand behind you and watch a video? By the way, what's the name of this video? Send the link later I'm on the TT. Hiss..."
"..."
Huang Zihao was speechless for a while——Sister Xia, please!Before you speak, should you wipe off your saliva first?
……
Mi god forum.
After Xiaomi's "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" was uploaded, it was extremely lively here. In a short period of time, countless old drivers and water friends on the forum frothed and posted, discussing the new song "Ode to the Millennium Recipe". Make the forum look like it's going to explode.
Among all the boards of the forum, the [Voice of Mimi] board has the largest number of posts, and sometimes five or six posts per second are called as few as five or six.
Among all the posts, the hottest one is a well-refined post called ["Ode to the Millennium Recipe" so cute that I cried], a large number of followers of the Mi God Sect gathered here, and it's okay to post comments, just to complain Or, keep pouring water:
"2333, I just listened to Xiaomi's "Ode to Millennium Recipes", it's really awesome~ especially the way Xiaomi eats, it's so cute!"
"Haha, Teacher Da Shu wrote this song so funny and interesting! To be honest, when I finished listening to the first bunch of buns, I was already on my knees."
"Is this accompaniment really made by Xiaomi? The accompaniment is amazing! My Xiaomi is really a little genius!"
"Looking at Professor Ning's Weibo before, I thought the lyrics were stupid, but I didn't expect it to be so interesting! Fortunately, Dashu didn't change the lyrics! I'm in a hurry to change the lyrics!"
"Watching the MV, I saw people passing by drooling silently. I only had lunch at noon, and now I'm thinking about eating Malatang!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Damn it! I hate foodie! When I was watching the MV, a female co-worker foodie stood silently behind me, and then she was drooling! (tears)" Huang Zihao sent this.
"@Upstairs, are you showing off, do you have bodily fluids from your female colleague on your body?"
"Hey~!~ The upstairs is so filthy! In addition, there are no strawberries and pig's trotters that my Xiaomi likes to eat most in this lyrics! Poor review!~"
"@Upstairs, laughing and crying! Didn't you really see it? This song is not written for Xiaomi at all, but for Rice! Look at the lyrics, 'Go traveling with you, in fact, I I just want to eat my fill, our Xiaomi hasn’t traveled around at all, okay? On the contrary, it’s Rice, she and Dashu have had a good time everywhere!”
"That's right! That's right! This is definitely writing about rice! Dashu and Dami came back from 'Caifeng', and everyone in Dami was swollen, and then Teacher Dashu wrote "Ode to Millennium Recipes". Hahaha, our family is cute. Da Mi is so pitiful!"
"When my Xiaomi sang this song, she must have been aggrieved and cried? He obviously ate the donkey meat, but he helped the rice carry such a big pot~"
"Xiaomi! At the end of the video, it is obvious that there are so many delicacies, but Xiaomi actually dreamed about it. It is unreasonable! Be good, Xiaomi, if you have time, I can take you on a tour together! You can eat and drink without worry, Shushu is rich, it’s fine~”
"Upstairs, don't try to seduce my Xiaomi! In addition, I want to strongly condemn Dashu and Dami's unkind behavior! Xiaomi's heart is bitter, and Xiaomi will eat donkey meat and burn it, so I don't want to help you take the blame !"
"That's right! That's right! Dashu and Dami bully Xiaomi every day, it's so shameless! Brothers, let's go to Dashu and Dami's Weibo to protest!"
"You guys are so bored! Just in time, I have nothing to do, count me in, let's go protest together!"
"Protest +1, resist the unscrupulous behavior of Dashu and Dami!"
"I just made up a slogan, 'When the rice is full, Dashu blames it, and Xiaomi takes the blame', what do you think?"
"6666, I like such slogans, let's go!"
"..."
On the forum, many fans of Xiaomi God Religion responded to the call, and quickly slaughtered Shu Hongming and Rice's Weibo, and wrote from top to bottom, "Rice eats well, Dashu blames it, Xiaomi takes the blame" , leaving Shumi fans speechless for a while——
In other words, didn't it just let Xiaomi show off its cuteness and sing a song, why did it implicate Dashu and Rice again?
These millet fans are really idle!
Then, not long after, a large batch of Shumi fans also started to brush and brush...
That's right, Shumi fans also booed together.
(End of this chapter)
"Wow ha ha ha! Xiaomi's new song "Ode to Millennium Recipes" is finally released! Damn it! I have been waiting for this song for more than a month!"
At two o'clock in the afternoon, in an office building in the magic city, Huang Zihao, a die-hard fan of Xiaomi, looked at the new songs recommended in the "Editor's Recommendation" column on the DK music homepage on the screen, and was very excited.
Ever since Shu Hongming said that he had prepared a new song "Ode to Millennium Recipes" for Xiaomi in the interview of "A Date with Qinqin", Huang Zihao has been waiting for Xiaomi's new song, paying attention to the preparation of "Ode to Millennium Recipes" , especially after it was revealed that Xiaomi will produce a new song MV by himself, Huang Zihao is looking forward to it——
In his opinion, the cute Xiaomi is not only cute and cute, but also a genius. It must be awesome to make a new song MV by himself!
Later, after learning that "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" will be accompanied by a MV, Huang Zihao was ecstatic.How lethal the millet MV is, whoever sees it will know!
The MV of "Song of Scallions" has now been used by a group of two-dimensional dead houses to fill Moments, and it has become the most popular cutie masterpiece at the moment, throwing the original cute cutie masterpiece "Ode to Lovely" by a hundred and eight thousand miles.
As for why the gap is so big?
The reason is simple. For a creature like a dead house, the millet drilled from the two-dimensional is far cuter and cuter than the three-dimensional millet!
Thinking wildly in his mind, Huang Zihao glanced at the recommendation words "Recommended by the editor-in-chief", and was stunned for a moment——
Xiaomi's new work "Ode to Millennium Recipes", the most foodie song released, listen to the song and hear you drool!
"The song of the strongest foodie? Can you drool just listening to the song? Is this recommendation exaggerated?"
During this period of time, these fans have not been idle. Many people are discussing the content of Xiaomi's new song on the forum. Many people can guess that the new song should be about food.However, if listening to music can make people drool, the possibility is really unlikely...
Huang Zihao muttered in his heart, reached out and clicked on the link, and immediately clicked on the song interface of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe", which displayed the play button of the song and MV, as well as some advertisements, recommended songs on the page and so on.
Taking a casual glance, Huang Zihao directly selected the MV link of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe", and then clicked to play.
The interface on the display screen jumps, and it has become a video player. After the 15-second commercial is over, the buffering of the song ends, and the MV of "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" officially begins. In Huang Zihao's eyes, against the white background, he is wearing pink The millet in the dress floated in the air, and at the same time, a clear and childish singing sounded:
"...Small steamed buns, barbecued pork buns, yolk sesame and bean paste buns, big meat buns, vegetable buns, and soup buns~"
With a "poof", Huang Zihao almost didn't laugh out loud, his face was a little dazed and speechless amidst the funny smile——
This lyrics, this MV... When Xiaomi sings, he can still summon "baozi"?What's more, these steamed stuffed buns actually formed a "magic circle" that even ghosts couldn't understand, and finally formed the title of the song "Ode to a Millennium Recipe"—isn't this MV too funny?
However, the style of this MV seems to be really good.Especially in the MV, Xiaomi, who is so cute inadvertently, makes people tremble.
Huang Zihao continued to watch the MV, and Xiaomi had officially sung the main song.Accompanied by Xiaomi's cute singing, in the MV, one after another named food pictures appear, the anime Xiaomi walks or dances in the video, the image is still cute and moving, and the focus is on the delicious food, which is simply amazing My mouth is watering.
Soon, a series of dish names were sung. In the video, the animated Xiaomi and a person were walking on the street, with various delicacies on both sides. The animated Xiaomi stopped in front of a "Ma La Tang" booth, crisp The singing voice came: "...go traveling with you, in fact, I just want to eat everywhere, taste all the north and south of Dajiang~ But I dare not let you know, I am afraid that you will dislike it, you will not be able to bear it..."
In the MV video, in Xiaomi's singing, the anime Xiaomi is eating and drinking, followed by a petrified cartoon character who looks almost like Shu Hongming.
Seeing this, Huang Zihao finally couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed "hahaha"——
so funny!This is simply too funny!Where is Xiaomi written in this lyrics, it is obviously the foodie of rice, okay?
When did Xiaomi and Dashu "travel around" together?
"Mice, why are you laughing? I'm not afraid of being heard by the manager, I'll deduct your salary!" Behind Huang Zihao, a female colleague asked strangely.
Huang Zihao still smiled distortedly, and replied without turning his head: "I listen to music and watch MVs! It's lunch break now, and I'm not afraid of being seen by the manager..."
"Oh." The female colleague responded, but lost her voice.
Huang Zihao still watched the MV video, the anime Xiaomi in it was either playful or cute, and occasionally he ate and drank to show off his cuteness, and the food pictures were one after another.
"...5000 years of civilization, what a splendid civilization, the longest recipe left in the world, the flowers are broken, and people can't eat, that's really sad..."
Xiaomi's sweet and greasy singing continued, and soon came to an end. As the final singing ended, everything around Xiaomi disappeared, and it became a white scene again, and then the scene suddenly shrank, and it became Xiaomi lying on the bed whistling. The appearance of drooling in a deep sleep - the content in the MV just now is actually just a dream of Xiaomi...
"Haha, it's so interesting, so interesting." Huang Zihao clapped his hands happily, first started the brainwashing cycle of the video, and was about to log in to the Mi God Forum. After a while, he suddenly felt as if something had dripped on his head. .
Huang Zihao was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched his head, and felt that the place he touched was wet, like water.
Huang Zihao immediately looked up, and saw a very "scary" scene——
One of his female colleagues was actually standing behind him, staring at his computer screen. The most important thing is... This guy is in a daze, and the corner of his mouth is still drooling!
That's right, what dripped on his head just now was saliva!
"Damn it! Sister Xia, what do you want!!" Huang Zihao hurriedly hid beside him.
Sister Xia came back to her senses, and then asked with a ladylike image: "What are you doing? It scared you, didn't you just stand behind you and watch a video? By the way, what's the name of this video? Send the link later I'm on the TT. Hiss..."
"..."
Huang Zihao was speechless for a while——Sister Xia, please!Before you speak, should you wipe off your saliva first?
……
Mi god forum.
After Xiaomi's "Ode to the Millennium Recipe" was uploaded, it was extremely lively here. In a short period of time, countless old drivers and water friends on the forum frothed and posted, discussing the new song "Ode to the Millennium Recipe". Make the forum look like it's going to explode.
Among all the boards of the forum, the [Voice of Mimi] board has the largest number of posts, and sometimes five or six posts per second are called as few as five or six.
Among all the posts, the hottest one is a well-refined post called ["Ode to the Millennium Recipe" so cute that I cried], a large number of followers of the Mi God Sect gathered here, and it's okay to post comments, just to complain Or, keep pouring water:
"2333, I just listened to Xiaomi's "Ode to Millennium Recipes", it's really awesome~ especially the way Xiaomi eats, it's so cute!"
"Haha, Teacher Da Shu wrote this song so funny and interesting! To be honest, when I finished listening to the first bunch of buns, I was already on my knees."
"Is this accompaniment really made by Xiaomi? The accompaniment is amazing! My Xiaomi is really a little genius!"
"Looking at Professor Ning's Weibo before, I thought the lyrics were stupid, but I didn't expect it to be so interesting! Fortunately, Dashu didn't change the lyrics! I'm in a hurry to change the lyrics!"
"Watching the MV, I saw people passing by drooling silently. I only had lunch at noon, and now I'm thinking about eating Malatang!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
"Damn it! I hate foodie! When I was watching the MV, a female co-worker foodie stood silently behind me, and then she was drooling! (tears)" Huang Zihao sent this.
"@Upstairs, are you showing off, do you have bodily fluids from your female colleague on your body?"
"Hey~!~ The upstairs is so filthy! In addition, there are no strawberries and pig's trotters that my Xiaomi likes to eat most in this lyrics! Poor review!~"
"@Upstairs, laughing and crying! Didn't you really see it? This song is not written for Xiaomi at all, but for Rice! Look at the lyrics, 'Go traveling with you, in fact, I I just want to eat my fill, our Xiaomi hasn’t traveled around at all, okay? On the contrary, it’s Rice, she and Dashu have had a good time everywhere!”
"That's right! That's right! This is definitely writing about rice! Dashu and Dami came back from 'Caifeng', and everyone in Dami was swollen, and then Teacher Dashu wrote "Ode to Millennium Recipes". Hahaha, our family is cute. Da Mi is so pitiful!"
"When my Xiaomi sang this song, she must have been aggrieved and cried? He obviously ate the donkey meat, but he helped the rice carry such a big pot~"
"Xiaomi! At the end of the video, it is obvious that there are so many delicacies, but Xiaomi actually dreamed about it. It is unreasonable! Be good, Xiaomi, if you have time, I can take you on a tour together! You can eat and drink without worry, Shushu is rich, it’s fine~”
"Upstairs, don't try to seduce my Xiaomi! In addition, I want to strongly condemn Dashu and Dami's unkind behavior! Xiaomi's heart is bitter, and Xiaomi will eat donkey meat and burn it, so I don't want to help you take the blame !"
"That's right! That's right! Dashu and Dami bully Xiaomi every day, it's so shameless! Brothers, let's go to Dashu and Dami's Weibo to protest!"
"You guys are so bored! Just in time, I have nothing to do, count me in, let's go protest together!"
"Protest +1, resist the unscrupulous behavior of Dashu and Dami!"
"I just made up a slogan, 'When the rice is full, Dashu blames it, and Xiaomi takes the blame', what do you think?"
"6666, I like such slogans, let's go!"
"..."
On the forum, many fans of Xiaomi God Religion responded to the call, and quickly slaughtered Shu Hongming and Rice's Weibo, and wrote from top to bottom, "Rice eats well, Dashu blames it, Xiaomi takes the blame" , leaving Shumi fans speechless for a while——
In other words, didn't it just let Xiaomi show off its cuteness and sing a song, why did it implicate Dashu and Rice again?
These millet fans are really idle!
Then, not long after, a large batch of Shumi fans also started to brush and brush...
That's right, Shumi fans also booed together.
(End of this chapter)
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